Yi Heye had only heard that the services there were very extensive, with various gender orientations and prices, and that whatever one wanted was available.
It's truly remarkable that they traveled all the way from Zone B to this massive garbage dump in Zone D. Such illegal businesses can only thrive in this lawless area of Zone D.
Over time, this industry has even become a signature industry for attracting tourists to District D, and there are even rumors that it has become a pillar driving the GDP growth of the entire District D.
Therefore, he was even less convinced that Jian Yunxian was completely ignorant! He was definitely deliberately setting him up!
According to the information presented, the robot has a decent appearance and obviously won the favor of the wealthy customer with its looks. According to the consumption records, the person who brought the robot home was actually the male homeowner.
Upon seeing this, the three people felt as if they had swallowed flies, sinking into an inescapable state of disgust and revulsion.
Director Li seemed to understand something, and seized the opportunity to educate the children: "If you two like men, then don't marry women and ruin their lives. There are plenty of men with men these days, aren't there?"
This time, faced with their senior's earnest teachings, Jian Yunxian and Yi Heye both fell silent.
After an awkward cough, Jian Yunxian pulled up the resident's information again—
The family of three who perished in the rampage were a typical intellectual family in District B. Both of their parents were government officials, and they themselves were doctors at a nearby hospital. They were all very well-off.
The man who cheated on his wife by finding a lover outside was named Ren Guoqi. He was a native of District C, with a low level of education. He dropped out of high school to work. He met Tian Jing when he was hospitalized. The two then got married despite Tian Jing's parents' objections because she was pregnant.
Based on housing records and other information, the house they lived in after their marriage, the car they drove together, and the children's school fees were all paid for by Tian Jing's family. Ren Guoqi was a conman who cheated others out of money and affection from beginning to end.
The couple had a son named Ren Di, who was still a baby. He looked like his mother, with big eyes and a cute upturned nose. Unfortunately, he was also brutally murdered by the "male nanny" that his bastard father brought home.
It seemed that all three of them had been fed flies at the same time.
Director Li: "From now on, whether you're with a man or a woman, you must be responsible for your partner."
Jian Yunxian and Yi Heye: "..."
According to the living room surveillance footage from the day of the incident, Ren Guoqi and Tony were in one room, while Tian Jing was in another room with the child.
In the moment of chaos, all that could be seen was a tentacle that shoved the naked Ren Guoqi out of the room and pierced him from bottom to top. Then, Tian Jing, carrying her child, rushed out, but before she could even react to what was happening, she was also stabbed to death.
Since the surveillance footage only captured the living room, the specific details of Tony's riot were not captured. However, just by looking at Ren Guoqi's clothes, one could guess what kind of underhanded schemes he was up to at the time.
The three of them were speechless and simultaneously wiped their faces.
Director Li sighed: "The children..."
Jian Yunxian and Yi Heye interrupted him in unison: "Alright, please stop talking."
Seeing that the children wouldn't listen to reason, Director Li could only shake his head helplessly: "These young people nowadays..."
The young people fell silent once again, united in their indignation.
After briefly reviewing the case, Director Li patted the two men on the shoulders: "This case is now in your hands. It's clear that this situation is different from the past. Looking at the entire Administration Bureau, you two are probably the only ones with the ability to take it on."
Accustomed to praise, Yi Heye remained silent with an arrogant expression, while Jian Yunxian was very appreciative: "We will complete the mission as soon as possible. I have already arranged for people to search the crime scene to see if we can find any clues. I will take Xiao Yi with me to check the situation in District D in a little while. Please rest assured."
Director Li looked at Jian Yunxian with admiration, then reached out and tapped the insignificant Yi Heye beside him: "Look at him! How sensible he is!"
Yi Heye clutched his throbbing head, glared fiercely at Jian Yunxian, the "other people's child," and mouthed a threat: "I'll kill you, you little brat!"
It wasn't until Jian Yunxian smiled at him and the throbbing pain in his head subsided that he belatedly realized—this guy called him "Xiao Yi"? Why would he call him "Xiao Yi"?!
Jian Yunxian bowed to Director Li, then pushed open the door to leave. Before leaving, he glanced at Yi Heye, who was standing there, and gestured for him to come with him.
Yi Heye looked at the door he had easily pushed open and said, "I have a few words to say to Director Li."
Jian Yunxian glanced back, the usual smile in her eyes fading briefly before quickly returning to normal: "Okay, I'll wait for you outside."
After listening carefully and making sure the door was closed, Yi Heye turned to look at the bureau chief.
"Director Li, I'll just say one thing, just keep it in mind." He lowered his voice and said seriously, "You'd better be careful with this guy named Jian Yunxian."
Director Li was wiping his reading glasses when he looked up at Yi Heye, and his expression was no longer as amiable as before.
Upon hearing this, Director Li paused slightly in his work, then lowered his head to continue wiping: "I understand, you can continue as you see fit."
That was enough. Yi Heye gave a slight bow and left.
At the door, Jian Yunxian was coaxing Xiaoyunduo, who was getting impatient and throwing a tantrum while waiting outside.
"You're so big now, why are you still so clingy?" Jian Yunxian helplessly hugged Xiaoyunduo's head, but the angry little lamb stretched out its hoof and pushed him away, not letting him rub it.
Yi Heye stood to the side and coldly asked, "I've been wanting to ask you the same thing: is this sheep your power bank? Why do you have to carry it with you at all times, and can't you be without it for even a moment?"
Xiao Yunduo, who was originally throwing a tantrum at Jian Yunxian, stood up upon hearing this, raised the "united against outsiders" flag, and angrily stuck out her ram's horns to nudge Yi Heye.
Then Yi Heye grabbed him with one hand.
Yi Heye seemed to really want an answer, turning back to stare coldly at Jian Yunxian: "Why? Don't tell me it's just clingy."
"I'm sorry." Jian Yunxian smiled and picked up Xiaoyunduo, saying, "That's indeed the answer. Xiaoyunduo is very clingy."
Feeling bored, Yi Heye walked to the parking space in a few steps.
Xiao Ming watched him from afar, then happily honked the horn twice.
According to Jian Yunxian, they are about to go to District D to conduct an investigation.
Jian Yunxian skillfully tied up the sheep, straddled it, and put her arm around its waist. Yi Heye was already numb and unable to react.
As soon as the car started, Jian Yunxian leaned in and asked, "What were you saying in Director Li's office just now?"
Yi Heye twisted his neck to dissipate the heat from the man's breath on the back of his neck before sneering, "You weren't eavesdropping?"
Jian Yunxian said innocently, "Is this how I am in your eyes now?"
Yi Heye chuckled lightly and said half-seriously, "I'll tell him you're a bad seed, so he'll stop having such thoughts."
Upon hearing this, Jian Yunxian also laughed: "Speaking of which, I also want to ask a question."
The person suddenly leaned closer, their voice gently poking at Yi Heye's earlobe, almost making him lose his bearings.
Yi Heye was all too familiar with this tone. His strong intuition told him that this guy was definitely about to launch another mental attack on him, so he quickly said, "You don't have to ask..."
"No, I really want to know the answer to this question, so please answer me carefully, Mr. Yi."
Jian Yunxian's lips were almost touching Yi Heye's earlobe; the almost-touching sensation sent a shiver down Yi Heye's spine.
"Mr. Yi, do you prefer sleeping with men or women?"
Author's Note:
Don't flirt while driving, and don't flirt while driving. Do not imitate dangerous driving behavior!
Chapter 45, number 045
Although Yi Heye thought he was mentally prepared, the moment he asked the question, he almost caused a car accident.
……Hold.
Whenever asked whether he preferred men or women, Yi Heye never had this strong urge to swallow his own tongue.
The issue at hand skips the emotionally resonant parts and jumps straight into the realm of content unsuitable for children.
Is this guy a scoundrel? How can he say something like that so casually?!
Seeing that Yi Heye remained silent, Jian Yunxian pressed her advantage, saying, "Ah, could it be..."
Before he could finish speaking, Yi Heye quickly stopped the car, pulled Jian Yunxian out of the car, and then smoothly grabbed him by the wrist.
The man's beautiful wrist made a dangerous "crackling" sound under Yi Heye's extreme violence, and Jian Yunxian's expression gradually turned to terror.
"If you say another word, I'll make sure you don't see the sun tomorrow," Yi Heye threatened menacingly.
Jian Yunxian is the type who responds to force but not to gentleness. After such a violent and overwhelming attack, he became as obedient as a lamb, sitting quietly in the back seat without uttering a sound.
His ears were finally quiet, but Jian Yunxian's question lingered in his mind.
Man... or woman...? Is there a big difference?
He was practically an idiot when it came to this area. He didn't know the process of doing these things with people of different genders, what to use, or what it felt like. Even his self-entertainment was something he figured out purely by instinct and intuition, and he was still unsure if it was right or wrong.
No one taught him any of this, and he was never too embarrassed to ask for some real-world training—his adolescence, like his childhood, was never complete.
When he belatedly realized that he had actually been seriously considering this matter, he immediately became exasperated—Yi Heye, you idiot! This is clearly a stupid question that bastard deliberately asked to mess with your mindset, how could you take it seriously?!
Yi Heye grew angrier the more he thought about it. Even though the old sheep behind him had shut up, he still felt like the guy behind him was grinning and staring at him.
The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt. Finally, after driving less than 500 meters further, Yi Heye's patience reached its limit.
He slammed on the brakes, throwing the man and the sheep off the vehicle: "Get lost, walk by yourselves."
Jian Yunxian was even more wronged than Dou E: "I didn't say a single word!!"
Yi Heye ignored them, flipped over and slammed on the gas, leaving the pitiful father and son, a man and a sheep, stranded on the side of the road.
With no one holding his waist from behind anymore, Yi Heye breathed a sigh of relief, feeling completely relaxed.
The car hadn't gone far when Xiaoming said regretfully, "Yebao, are you divorced...?"
Yi Heye sighed and skillfully turned off Xiaoming's voice message—if he didn't want to not ride the light track, he would have preferred to just leave the car on the side of the road.
It took nearly two hours to cycle from Area B back to Area D. Xiaoming was exhausted, panting heavily, while Yi Heye was recovering his energy in the rare moment of solitude.
Indeed, the world without Jian Yunxian is wonderful.
The neighborhood where Pink Love Trend is located is called Phoenix Lane, which is only two blocks away from Dirty Street, maintaining the unique chaos and congestion of this area.
As soon as Yi Heye drove the car to the alley entrance, he saw a big, fat white butt wiggling at the end of the alley.
Time seemed to rewind to that evening, on the same street not far away, he was also riding his bicycle when he saw Jian Yunxian walking sheep on the dirty street.
And so, the unfinished hunt etched into our DNA awakened in an instant.
Yi Heye revved the engine and quickly intercepted Jian Yunxian at the end of the alley. With a quick drift, he supported the motorcycle with one leg, held the handlebars with one hand, and pulled a gun out of his pocket with the other.
Before Jian Yunxian could react, Yi Heye had already intercepted him, the muzzle of a gun pressed against his forehead.
Jian Yunxian paused for a moment, then released the leash and raised her hands in surrender.
Seeing that things were not going well, the little cloud beside it hurriedly straightened up and tried to raise its two front hooves in front of its head, making a gesture of surrender as if to wish the person who had just made a fortune.
"We got caught," Jian Yun said with a smile. "The officer is really something."
This man had clearly become emboldened by his own actions, and he didn't think at all that Yi Heye would actually shoot him—although Yi Heye really didn't intend to shoot him.
Tsk, Yi Heye reluctantly put away his gun—what a boring experience.
Seeing Yi Heye stop, Jian Yunxian regained his composure and smiled, "I didn't expect Mr. Yi to be so fast on his bike. We just arrived by car."