"Full speed ahead! Crash through them!"
"Holy crap!"
Hao Yun was startled. He hadn't even gotten out of the car yet, and he didn't want to die with the armored vehicle. So Hao Yun jumped out of the car window.
Miss Duan glanced at Hao Yun but did not stop him. With him protecting Chen Xuanzang, his safety could be guaranteed.
Chapter 23 The Kidney-Deficient Young Master
Hao Yun, who had jumped out of the vehicle, got up from the ground and looked up to see the speeding armored vehicle colliding with the charging pig demon.
Boom!
The sturdy armored vehicle was like a child's building block in front of the pig demon, instantly shattering into pieces, and the people inside were all thrown out.
Even though the pig demon was thick-skinned, the impact still made him dizzy and he lay on the ground groaning for a long time before he could get up.
Chen Xuanzang, who had just been pushed off the car by Miss Duan, ran over like a madman and searched through the wreckage of the armored vehicle, not stopping even when his fingers were cut by pieces of wood.
"Miss Duan, you must not get into any trouble."
Muttering incantations, Chen Xuanzang finally found Miss Duan among a pile of broken wood. The powerful impact caused Miss Duan to faint.
"Hey, hey! Wake up, wake up!"
Holding the unconscious, wounded Miss Duan in his arms, Chen Xuanzang finally let go of his resentment. Forget about love, big or small.
"Miss Duan! No, please don't die!"
Holding Miss Duan in his arms, Chen Xuanzang burst into tears. He had lived with his fat master since he was a child and had never been exposed to matters between men and women. Ever since he helped Miss Duan heal her wounds that day, a beautiful image had appeared in his heart.
At first, he didn't know that this was the beginning of liking someone. But today, seeing Miss Duan unconscious, Chen Xuanzang realized that this was love, the love that the world talks about.
"Stop shaking him! He's not dead yet, but you're going to shake him to death."
Hao Yun pulled Chen Xuanzang back, signaling him not to rush.
"Let me see your injury, move aside."
Pushing Chen Xuanzang aside, Hao Yun lowered his voice.
“Miss Duan, if you wake up, please don’t get excited. Pretend to be seriously injured. Chen Xuanzang is a Buddhist disciple. If you want to win him over, you need to slowly influence him. Your injury this time is an opportunity.”
Miss Duan, who was lying on the ground, twitched her eyelids. In fact, she had been awake for a while; she had just been knocked unconscious.
"Miss Duan is awake. Quickly take her to the side to hide. I'll go lure the pig demon away."
Hao Yun patted Chen Xuanzang heavily on the shoulder and strode towards the pig demon, pulling out the Thunderclap Bomb from his pocket at the same time.
"Miss Duan, you're awake. Let me help you hide."
Chen Xuanzang picked up Miss Duan and quickly disappeared into the woods, hiding in the bushes to spy on the outside world.
Lying in Chen Xuanzang's arms, Miss Duan smiled and couldn't help but give Hao Yun a thumbs up; this was a great assist.
The pig demon had recovered by this time. It got up from the ground, shook its head, let out a squeal, and pawed the ground a few times before charging forward.
Without hesitation, Hao Yun lit the fuse of the Thunderclap and threw it at the pig demon.
boom!
The thunderbolt exploded in mid-air, and the pig demon, which had just started, was completely stunned by the bomb.
What the hell? Such power! The pig demon, dizzy and disoriented, didn't move for a long time. When he saw Hao Yun pull out another one, he instinctively took a step back.
Fortunately, it worked, otherwise it would have been terrible. Hao Yun breathed a sigh of relief. He still had three Thunderclap Bombs in his hand, which probably wouldn't last much longer.
roar!
A tiger's roar came from the forest. Hao Yun's heart skipped a beat. The three exorcists from the movie had arrived. Now he was safe.
The one who let out the tiger's roar was a middle-aged man. He had cultivated the Beast Fist to a high level, and when he used the Tiger Fist, he could receive the power of a fierce tiger to empower himself, while at the same time a beast-shaped aura would form around his body.
Holy crap! This is so cool, a Beast Spirit Walker!
As soon as this person appeared, he used Tiger Fist to smash Zhu Ganglie. This awesome technique made Hao Yun drool. Compared to him, his own Wing Chun was utterly trash.
Having suffered a loss, Pigsy turned and ran without saying a word. Beast Spirit Walker got up to give chase, but Heavenly Crippled Foot arrived and stopped him.
"Hey! Crippled Foot, what's going on with you? Why are you stopping me? I spotted the pig demon first."
The white-haired, youthful-looking old man sneered, "We all followed the demonic aura to this place. Whoever catches this pig demon first will be the first exorcist."
"You've got to do this! Forget about the pig demon for now, let's fight first, and whoever wins captures the pig demon!"
As top exorcists, the two were somewhat at odds. When they saw Tian Canjiao blocking their way from capturing the pig demon, Beast Spirit Walker decided to fight him first.
Just as the two were about to make their move, a flying sword swept past, and four old women arrived at the scene from afar, carrying a sedan chair and scattering flowers.
"Pfft!"
Hao Yun accidentally laughed out loud. This young master with kidney deficiency is too pretentious. He even needs special effects to appear. He's similar to Qiao Feng, who always carries a speaker when he appears.
Hao Yun's laughter drew the attention of Beast Spirit Walker and Heavenly Crippled Foot, but seeing that it was a young man they didn't recognize, they ignored him.
As for Miss Duan and her group, they had already gathered together after seeing the pig demon driven away.
Chen Xuanzang held Miss Duan in his arms, and Miss Duan nestled in his embrace. As for the pig demon and the like, the two had long forgotten about it.
"Chief, are you alright?"
When questioned by her subordinates, Miss Duan pretended to be weak.
"I've been injured a bit. Let's go back to the mountain stronghold. I need to recover."
Now Miss Duan couldn't wait to kidnap Chen Xuanzang and take him back to the mountain stronghold; she wouldn't linger any longer.
"Yes, chieftain, we'll head back now."
This time, facing the pig demon head-on, they realized that they were no match for it. There was no point in staying here. Since the chieftain was injured, they might as well abandon this mission.
The group left in a flurry. Before leaving, Chen Xuanzang said goodbye to Hao Yun, and then carried Miss Duan away.
Seeing them leave, Hao Yun secretly hoped that the two would get married and have children immediately, otherwise he would miss out on the reward for his choice.
At this moment, Young Master Kongxu had arrived in front of everyone. He sat in the sedan chair and spoke in a low voice.
"The pig demon is not easy to deal with, and it will be even more difficult on the night of the full moon. Tell me, besides me, who else can subdue him?"
"Ha! I thought it was someone with such a big mouth, but it turns out to be Young Master Kongxu."
The Beast Spirit Walker snorted. He considered himself the best in the world in martial arts and had long been dissatisfied with this Void Prince, who claimed to have unparalleled swordsmanship, but he had never had the opportunity to challenge him.
"People say that the Void Sword Technique of the Void Prince is unparalleled in the world. I, the Heavenly Crippled Kick, am ready to challenge you!"
"There's no need to compete anymore. I'll give you my first place. Being number one is very empty and lonely. How could you mortals possibly understand?"
Hao Yun, who was watching the commotion from the sidelines, couldn't help but sigh. When it comes to showing off, Hao Yun only admired Young Master Kidney Deficiency. He had shown off to the core, and every word and action of him was full of the aura of a king of showing off.
"Keep it low-key, don't throw away the flowers."
When the Empty Prince saw that the old lady responsible for carrying the sedan chair was still throwing flowers while he was speaking, he couldn't help but remind her.
"Boss, didn't you tell me to throw it away? Even if I don't throw it away, I still have to pay."
"Cough cough."
Empty Prince hurriedly interrupted her, "Can't you see I'm showing off? Can you please stop interrupting me?"
"Boss, what do you mean by coughing? Should we throw it away or not?"
The Empty Prince's air of superiority was instantly shattered.
"I won't throw it away."
"You still have to pay for that."
"I know!"
The Empty Prince was so angry he almost choked. How could he have ended up with this bunch of stupid country bumpkins?
Chapter 24 Severely Wounded and Dying
Wow! Where did you pull these four scallions from?
The Beast Spirit Walker sneered, "Everyone says that Young Master Void is a man of elegant demeanor, but I never expected him to be this kind of person."
"Ahem, in this desolate wilderness, finding four would be considered lucky!"
The Empty Prince was quite helpless. He had originally wanted to show off, but who knew he would encounter such a thing.
Why don't you walk a few steps yourself?
With his crutch in his leg, Tian Can was also quite helpless, and his desire to challenge others had faded considerably.
"I walk just like you guys. This is the style I, Young Master Kongxu, rely on when I travel the world."
"I think you're not feeling empty, you're suffering from kidney deficiency."
The village woman in charge of scattering the flowers couldn't help but mutter something to herself.
A murderous glint flashed in the eyes of the Void Prince. After all, he was the renowned Void Prince, a master swordsman with unparalleled skills. How could he allow himself to be insulted by a country bumpkin?
A faint killing intent permeated the air, and the village woman who had just spoken trembled uncontrollably.
"Hey, you two, are you going to catch the pig demon or not? If not, I'm going to make my move first!"
The Beast Spirit Walker was too lazy to waste words with them. The pig demon was running further and further away, and if he didn't chase after it soon, he would never catch up.
Hao Yun, who was just joining in the fun, had three options in his mind.
Option 1: Defeat the Beast Spirit Walker (Reward: Full Version of the Beast Fist)
Option 2: Defeat the Crippled Leg (Reward: Crippled Leg Secret Technique)
Option 3: Defeat the Void Prince (Reward: Void Sword Technique)
Haha! Hao Yun didn't want to choose any of them. He couldn't beat any of the three people in front of him, so what was the point of playing?
They're outta here!