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I know you have a thousand words to say and ten thousand words to say.

But he refused to say it.

You know how worried and sad I am.

But dared not say it.

When you shoulder your pack and lay down that glory

I can only keep my tears inside.

He waved vigorously with a slight smile on his face.

Have a safe journey

Once you step onto the platform, you'll walk alone from now on.

I can only offer you my deepest blessings.

My deepest blessings to you, my dearest friend.

Have a safe journey

(This article is dedicated to my friends with whom I am about to part ways. Sometimes, no matter how complicated the world is, there is always a pure friendship in our hearts that has never changed.)

April 18, 2005, with fluffy white clouds

It's 2 a.m.

I met with Xiao Bi.

She scared me to death...

Here's what happened: When Gu Ming and I climbed to the top of the mountain, Cang Yu told me that Xiao Bi was in the hall. I excitedly ran over and saw the female bandit's back in the distance. I was about to launch a surprise attack from behind when, just as I was about to shout in her ear, a disgusting, dark face loomed in front of me. I was so scared that I fell to the ground with a thud, hitting the back of my head with a terrible pain. My head was spinning more and more, and I vaguely heard Xiao Bi's voice.

She said, "It's just a face mask, right? This mineral mud has a deterrent effect besides beautifying? That's amazing..."

When I woke up, I felt someone beside me. I opened my eyes and saw Xiao Bi drooling, fast asleep with her head on my lap. I had a big bump on the back of my head, and my leg was numb from her weight. All the words I had prepared, such as, "Xiao Bi, long time no see, I missed you so much," "Xiao Bi, what happened before wasn't your fault, it wasn't something you could control," "Xiao Bi, forget about it all..." vanished, and a surge of anger welled up inside me.

I grabbed her ear, lifted her head up, shook it violently, and shouted, "Bi Xiaofeng, you dead person, wake up!"

Comrade Bi Xiaofeng was dazed for a while, then looked at me blankly and said, "Are you crazy? I was sleeping soundly. You have no idea how hard the bed here is. It's so rare for me to have a soft, fat pillow like this after you came..."

"Bi Xiaofeng!"

"What are you doing?"

"Don't you have any self-awareness?"

What is enlightenment?

"Are you just going to ignore the harm you've caused me?"

"What's it to me? I didn't do it."

"Besides the physical harm, you've also caused me psychological harm!"

"kindness?"

"Look at the fat on your own belly, what makes you think I have so much fat?"

"Oh dear, I just remembered something."

"What's up?"

"Let me tell you, there's a female disciple on White Deer Mountain named Cang Xiaohua, and she's even fatter than you."

"real?"

"Really, her waist is twice as thick as yours."

"ah?"

"Are you at peace with yourself now?"

"almost."

"And another thing, there's a guy named Cang Li who has body odor."

"ah?"

"There's also a bald guy named Cang Qi, but his body hair is thicker than a bear's."

"oh?"

"There's another one named Cang Zhenzhen. She's so ugly, but she puts on makeup like a ghost. Ever since Deng Fei came, she's been trying to seduce him every day."

"ah?"

"There's another one named Cang Lang. He looked at me with ill intent. I think he's actually Cang Lang, a wolf!"

"oh?"

"And that most perverted Taoist priest, Cangyi, do you know why he looks so young?"

"have no idea."

"Let me tell you, he uses the mineral mud from this mountain to make face masks every day, takes milk baths, massages with rose essential oil afterward, and eats a lot of beauty products. I heard he even draws plum blossoms on his toenails."

"ah?"

"Isn't that perverted?"

"kindness."

"Is it fun?"

"kindness."

"Tell Gu Ming you want to stay a little longer, and I'll show you lots of fun things."

"kindness."

I nodded, suddenly realizing that Bailu was a great place waiting to be explored. So I chuckled with Xiao Bi, and then, as my thoughts turned, I suddenly remembered something and asked, "Xiao Bi, have you seen a white fox?"

"without."

"It was Gu Ming who brought it over."

"Oh? Cang Yu did bring back a dog that day, it was white too."

"It must be this one. Gu Ming was busy looking for me yesterday, so he must have asked Cang Yu to bring it back."

"That's a fox!"

"She's still a vixen."

"Xiao Mo, why do your teeth look like they hurt?"

I looked at Xiao Bi and angrily told him exactly how that dead fox jumped onto our car, how it shamelessly followed us, how it bit my finger, and how it caused me to fall into another place. Xiao Bi was equally indignant and said, "From childhood to adulthood, we've always been the ones bullying us. No one else has the right to bully us. When it gets light, let's get Jia Yanchang and Deng Fei together, and we'll pluck all the fur off that dead fox, not a single hair left!"

"Okay." I felt a sense of clarity dawning on me, and then asked, "What about the other two?"

"I'm sleeping."

"Then let's go to sleep quickly, and when we wake up we'll go find those two to pluck their feathers."

"good!"

...

At 10 a.m., Xiao Bi and I finally woke up. Gu Ming smiled and called us to have breakfast. As soon as I entered the dining room, I saw two dark figures rushing towards me, and two familiar voices rang out at the same time, "Xiao Mo!" "Beautiful lady!"

"Deng Fei, Jia Yanyu, hahahaha!" We hugged each other excitedly. I think Deng Fei and Jia Yanyu are getting more and more handsome. If they were plucking fox fur with me, they would be even more handsome.

"I miss you all so much. How are you all doing? Are you healthy?"

"It's all over now, don't you even know who we are?" Jia Yanji said with a loud laugh.

"Yeah, yeah, Xiao Mo, I missed you so much! Come here and let me take a closer look." Deng Fei pulled me over and looked me up and down. "Why haven't you lost any weight?"

"He seems to have gained weight," Jia Yantai chimed in.

"Deng Fei!! Jia Yanjiu!!!"

"Oh, just kidding, my little Mo has become even more beautiful," Jia Yanchang said.

"Hmph!"

"Yes, my little Mo is getting more and more beautiful," Deng Fei said.

"Hmph!"

"Really? Really?" I asked.

"Hmph!"

"Of course, my little Mo is several times better looking than Zhao Benshan."

"Yes, our little Mo is even prettier than Fan Wei."

"Hmph!"

"..."

"..."

"Gu Ming, does your throat hurt?"

"without."

"Then why are you humming and groaning?"

"Is that not allowed?"

"..."

"..."