The stone almost choked on its words.
What does "How come you're not dead yet?" mean?!
"Of course I'm not dead! I'm perfectly fine!" She angrily slammed her fist on the bed frame, but immediately regretted it: "Phew, damn it, why is the bed frame so hard?"
"Gaga, you really are my master! Master, I can't believe it's been hundreds of years and you're still as unreliable as ever!" Little Guangmang seemed very happy, jumping up and down excitedly: "Great, great! But master, why did you change your body? Why?"
Several hundred years? Did it change bodies?
Shi Tou was visibly taken aback, his mind immediately racing. It seemed this black diamond truly did have an owner before, but since hundreds of years had passed, its owner was most likely long gone. In that case, rather than letting someone else benefit from it, he might as well keep it for himself!
Thinking of this, Stone finally calmed down and slowly explained in a gentle tone, "Because several hundred years have passed, my original body has died, so I changed bodies."
"Gah gah, how come I didn't think of that! Great, great, I've found my master again!" Little Guangmang was extremely excited and jumped and skipped towards the stone's arms, which startled the stone quite a bit.
"Wait, wait! Stop!" Stone was terrified. Who knew what kind of creature this light belonged to? What if its body temperature was too high and it burned her to death?
Little Guangmang obediently stopped: "Gaga, Master, are you being silly again?"
Stone's lips twitched involuntarily. After taking a few deep breaths, he managed to ask, "It's like this, because I've switched bodies, I don't remember many things from before. Can you tell me about what happened before?"
The little ray of light suddenly stopped jumping and stood motionless. Stone's heart pounded; she wasn't sure if the ray of light would doubt her identity because of her supposed amnesia.
After a long while, just as Stone nervously decided to call out loudly, Little Light finally spoke. But this time, its voice was no longer joyful and exuberant; instead, it carried a clear sense of guilt and dejection: "Gaga, Master, I'm so sorry..."
Stone asked, its heart pounding, "What's wrong?" Had it really discovered that it was an imposter, and decided to carry out a humanitarian destruction on itself?
"Giggle, Master! So much time has passed, and there are so many things I can't remember. But I remember you're my master, and I'm the cutest, most obedient, capable, sensible, clever, lively, and adorable little pet in the world!"
Pfft~~~
Stone stared at it, its face covered in blood.
Wow, what are you talking about?! If that's the case, why did you stay silent for so long?!
"If you don't remember, you don't remember! I'd love for you to remember nothing at all! Are you trying to scare me?!" But she couldn't say that directly, so she had to suppress her anger and comfort it: "It's okay, I don't remember either, so let's start a new life!"
Little Light immediately became happy, and its way of expressing happiness was to jump around the room continuously.
Stone was dizzy from its jumping and quickly tried to stop it: "Hey, pet, can you turn back to your original form? You're too conspicuous like this."
Little Light nodded obediently, though to the stone it had only jumped twice more. Soon, Little Light slowly sighed and curled up into a tiny ball.
"You..." Stone looked at Xiao Guangmang's current state, her eyes almost popping out of their sockets. She suddenly felt that she had spat out that mouthful of blood a little too early.
"Gah gah, Master, am I as charming as before?" Little Radiance, oh no, we can't call it Little Radiance anymore, because it no longer shines.
Stone swallowed the blood that was stuck in his throat, pointed ahead, and asked in a trembling voice, "How did you become like this?"
"Giggle, didn't Master tell me to turn back to my original form? Master, have you regressed again?"
Is this what you were originally like?!
The stone was beautifully petrified.
Chapter 10 Thin-skinned, generously filled steamed buns
A big steamed bun.
A big, white, and tender steamed bun.
A big, white, tender, and talking steamed bun.
A big, white, tender, talking, and adorable steamed bun.
"Gaga, Master, have you forgotten what I look like?" Big Bun asked, bouncing up and down as it opened a small crack in its skin.
Stone now finally knows what it feels like to be struck by lightning. Why are the cheat codes that come with transmigrating so amazing? At least their pets are animals!
"You, you, you are Baozi?" Stone felt his tongue trembling as he asked, his body shaking.
Unexpectedly, Big Bun happily rushed to Stone and gave him a big hug without hesitation. Oh no, strictly speaking, Big Bun practically threw itself into Stone's arms: "Giggle, Master! Bun missed you so much!"
Shi Tou pulled the large steamed bun from his arms and examined it closely. To be honest, the bun looked quite appealing—a round, plump white bun, soft to the touch, warm to the touch, and smelling delicious. Shi Tou wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he could almost see steam rising from the bun…
As he looked at it, Stone's stomach involuntarily clenched. Remembering that he hadn't eaten a proper meal in over a year, Stone suddenly felt incredibly hungry.
"Giggle, Master! You can't eat steamed buns!"
No sooner had the stone opened its mouth than the big bun screamed like a weak girl being targeted by a pervert, its plump body trembling uncontrollably.
Stone's tiny hands could barely hold the big steamed bun. He quickly snorted and comforted her in the same tone Grandma Wolf used to coax Little Red Riding Hood: "Sweetie, steamed buns are for people to eat. I'm your master, so you have to be a good boy and feed your master!"
"Giggle, don't eat the bun!" The big bun struggled even more fiercely, then suddenly it thought of a brilliant excuse, one that seemed to have always worked before: "The bun, the bun is expired!"
What?! It's expired?!
Shi Tou froze, staring wide-eyed at the fragrant, thin-skinned, and generously filled steamed bun in front of him, his face filled with disbelief: "It's not expired? You look like a freshly steamed bun!"
Big Baozi calmed down by now. It was certain that the unreliable chubby girl in front of it was its former master: "Gaga, master, have you forgotten? Baozi has been looking for you for hundreds of years!"
Several hundred years...
As if taken aback by the big steamed bun's words, Shi Tou threw the big steamed bun hard against the corner of the wall without hesitation.
Ugh, so disgusting!
Just then, the door suddenly opened. Stone looked at the doorway with a horrified expression.
"Stone, why are you up?" The chubby mother carrying a baby bottle came in.
Stone glanced quickly at the large steamed bun he had tossed into the corner, then looked around and breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness, the room had gone dark when the light transformed into the steamed bun; otherwise, Stone really wouldn't know how to explain it to Fat Mom.
"Come on, Stone, have some milk!" The chubby mother placed the bottle in Stone's little hand, stroking his soft hair affectionately, and said, "What's wrong, Stone, did you have a nightmare?"
Stone stiffly took the bottle from the plump mother's hand, sucking on it while praying fervently in his heart, "Big dumpling, please don't pop out now! And please, please don't speak!"
After finishing his milk, Shitou nodded obediently: "Mommy, Shitou had a dream."
"Oh, what did Stone dream about?" The plump mother placed the bottle in Stone's hand on the bedside table, then gently picked him up and patted his back to prevent him from spitting up. "Stone, can you tell Mommy?"
Stone rested his little head on his chubby mother's shoulder and pretended to think as he said, "I dreamt that Mommy had a little sister! Mommy doesn't want Stone anymore!"
"Pfft!" The plump mother couldn't help but laugh out loud, gently patting Stone's back: "My sweet Stone, Mommy loves Stone the most."
"But Mommy doesn't like Stone anymore now that she has a little sister!" Stone deliberately scrunched up his little face and said sadly.
The plump mother placed Shitou in the crib, tucked her in, and gently kissed her cheek: "My sweet Shitou, Mommy is getting old, and Mommy won't have any more babies. Shitou, you are Mommy's daughter, my only precious daughter!"
Stone suddenly noticed that her chubby mother's expression was a little off. However, she didn't think much of it, and simply tugged at her mother's hand, saying sweetly, "Mommy loves Stone the most, Mommy promises!"
"Yes, Mom promises!" The chubby mom nodded and said goodnight to Stone again: "Sweetie Stone, go to sleep now, Mom will take you shopping tomorrow!"
shop?!
Stone's big eyes lit up instantly. Could it be that she could finally go out tomorrow? Could she finally see the sun?
"Hehe, Stone, you're drooling." The chubby mom chuckled as she wiped the drool from Stone's face and patted his cheek. "Mommy will definitely take you out to play tomorrow!"
"I'll only bring Stone, not the older brothers!" Stone started to push her luck. Actually, you can't blame her. No one can stand having a little kid crying and making a fuss all the time, right?
"Okay, just bring Mommy's precious Stone, not those brats!" The plump mother stood up with relief when she saw Stone finally close his eyes in satisfaction.
"Huh? Stone, what's this in your room?" The fat mother's puzzled voice reached Stone's ears.
Stone suddenly opened his eyes and was horrified to find that the fat mother was squatting in the corner, holding the big, talking, and cute steamed bun in her hand!
"Mom..." For a moment, Shi Tou didn't know what to say, he just called out subconsciously.
The plump mother turned around and asked in surprise, "That's strange, where did this bun come from?" She then put the big bun under her nose and smelled it.
Stone was afraid that the fat mother might take a bite on a whim, and she didn't know if the big steamed bun had that much self-control.
"Forget it, it's probably made by Huoxu Huohu again, right? Honestly, what a waste, such good buns!" The plump mother took the buns and walked towards the door: "Stone, go to sleep, it's getting late."
Stone watched helplessly as his chubby mother took the big steamed bun away, his little heart pounding wildly.
Oh my god, what are we going to do?!
☆, Chapter 011 The Battle at the Breakfast Table
What to do? What to do?!
All night long, Stone kept pulling at his hair trying to figure out a solution, but it turns out that when a person shrinks, their IQ inevitably drops too!
"Stone, wake up!"
Half-asleep, Shi Tou was woken up. He rubbed his eyes and said, "Mom..."
"Stone, my sweetie, Mommy's taking you shopping today." The chubby mom saw Stone dozing off and blowing bubbles, and immediately beamed with joy: "Come on, Mommy's going to dress Stone, hurry up!"
Stone was still in a daze, letting the plump mother dress her and change her shoes before carrying her to the dining room.
The large dining table in the dining hall was piled high with all sorts of food. To be honest, the food in the Dwarf Kingdom was quite abundant. Just look at the breakfast, for example…
Milk, oatmeal, vegetable soup, cow's milk, biscuits, whole wheat bread, cream cake, sausage, fried eggs, and more. They all exude the unique aromas of food, as if beckoning to the rocks: "Come and eat me!"
"Stone, come on, drink your milk." The chubby mother put the bottle in Stone's hand and then went into the kitchen.
Unfortunately, none of this concerned her. Stone looked down at the baby bottle in her hand, then looked up at the delicious breakfast spread across the table, and couldn't help but slump.
"Wow, there's cream cake today! I want two slices!"
"No! You can't take mine! This is mine, I want some too!"
Shi Tou turned his head with a bitter face, and sure enough, it was the twins causing trouble again. Actually, Shi Tou had always wondered why they always had the energy to argue and fight incessantly. What was even stranger was that although they were always bickering and sometimes even fighting, their relationship was very good, so good that Shi Tou felt that they were both people who needed to be tortured.
"Don't you dare take mine! I'll hit you!"