Flirting is nothing more than you advancing and me retreating.
Wei Pingxi's eyes lit up with joy as he carried her forward, playfully scolding, "You little rascal."
Turning the tables on us!
Yu Zhicai refused to accept it and corrected her, "I'm five years older than you. I'm a little pervert. What are you?"
How can a rogue accuse someone of being frivolous?
"I am a fairy."
The fourth young lady solemnly and resolutely stamped herself with the title of "fairy," and for a moment, Yu Zhi really wanted to beat up her past self.
In her past life, she had eaten twelve delicacies at a restaurant, and she truly believed that her benefactor was a beautiful and kind-hearted fairy.
"What, you're not convinced? If you're not convinced, your face isn't as ethereal as mine."
"..."
These words really hit a nerve, and Yu Zhi took a deep breath.
Judging by appearance alone, she certainly doesn't have the ethereal beauty of the Fourth Miss. She was born with a pair of willow-leaf eyes, which are alluring and seductive. Otherwise, she wouldn't be called a "vixen" by the shrewish old woman in Liushui Alley every few days.
Her appearance and personality were worlds apart, and wasn't the man holding her the same?
"It's all given to us by our parents, what's there to be proud of?"
"That's because you're not the one who's proud of it. If you were, you wouldn't say that."
The worldly-wise Miss Four, Wei Pingxi, is eloquent and quick-witted.
Unable to argue with her, Yu Zhi buried her head and pretended to be dead.
"besides……"
Miss Wei carried the person through a corridor: "Don't glare at people when you say harsh words in the future. Your glare has no power at all. Do you know how to say harsh words so that others will be afraid?"
"how?"
"You have to laugh. It's meaningless to say harsh things without laughing."
"A smile makes you look prettier, and sometimes being pretty is a powerful weapon."
"Laughter will make the other person unsure of your intentions, and they won't know what crazy thing you'll do next. Don't you think that makes sense?"
"A smiling tiger..."
"Yes, they're smiling tigers, hiding daggers behind their smiles. If things don't go your way, just stab them in the back. Wouldn't that be great?"
Yu Zhi nestled in her arms, recalling the scene: servants were kneeling all over the ground, the First Madam was so frightened that her lips trembled, and the Second Madam's face was swollen on both sides, with a look of fear as if she had seen a ghost.
She had to admire how clearly the Fourth Miss could intimidate people.
After passing through a series of hanging flower gates, we arrived at the Jingzhe Courtyard.
...
"Madam! Madam! Madam, please slow down!"
With her face swollen and asymmetrical, Li stormed into the backyard.
The servants were in a panic, especially since they didn't know who had slapped the lady's face. It looked really scary. If they hadn't heard Granny Li call her "madam," they wouldn't have recognized her at all.
Inside the room, the Second Young Master Wei and his concubine were playing new games.
The silent door suddenly burst open with a loud bang, startling Wei Er so much that he almost wet himself.
Just as he was about to change his expression and rebuke the person, he saw a woman with an uneven, pig-like face walking menacingly toward him. He was so frightened that he trembled and actually squeezed out two drops of yellow urine.
"Madam?"
Wei Er shouted out, thinking to himself, "What the hell is going on? What's wrong with his face?"
The legitimate wife burst through the door in a flurry of activity, and the disheveled concubine immediately knelt down, as humble as if she were sinking into the mud.
"Get out!"
The concubine didn't have time to put on her clothes; she grabbed her outer garment and fled in a panic.
As soon as she left, Madam Li's anger flared up: "Your lawfully wedded wife was beaten by thieves in her own home, and you, on the other hand, only know how to seek pleasure. If you're going to stop now, I wonder if we'll still have a place to stand in this mansion after my elder brother inherits it!"
"Big brother?" Wei Er pulled up his pants, his face slightly cold. "Did big brother hit you? Why would he hit you?"
He squinted, and his demeanor seemed different from usual.
Unable to bear it any longer, Madam Li burst into a wailing cry: "It was that bitch Wei Pingxi! She and her concubine slapped me, each of them once, it hurt so much!"
"Fourth Sister?"
“Why do you still call her Fourth Sister? Does she treat you as her Second Brother and me as her Second Sister-in-law?” Li hugged him and wept bitterly.
Since marrying into the family, she had rarely cried and begged like this. Although her face was a little ugly now, Wei Er endured it and hugged her back: "Was it my sister who hit you? And her concubine?"
Li was hoping he would stand up for her, so she pointed to her left cheek and said, "Look, this is where that lowly concubine hit me..."
"Outrageous!" Wei Erhuo flared up from within: "When they hit you, weren't they also hitting me? What a Wei Pingxi, is he really trying to force even siblings to be unable to be friends?"
"What brother and sister nonsense! She doesn't treat you like a second brother!"
"Alright, I'll go and chop her up right now!"
...
"What did you say?"
Madam Wei paused in arranging flowers: "Pingxi hit Li Shi?"
Li Le was at her wits' end: "It wasn't just the Fourth Miss; Aunt Yu also slapped the Second Madam. The Second Madam's face is swollen so badly; she's already run to the backyard to confront the Second Young Master. Do you think we should ask the Fourth Miss to stay away for a while?"
"Take a break?"
"Yes, after all, the Second Madam's family is..."
"Everyone has a family to rely on," Madam Wei continued arranging flowers. "Let them make a fuss, as long as they don't touch my daughter."
"this……"
"Is there anything else you want to say?"
Li Le reported, "The Second Young Master went to Jingzhe Courtyard with his sword, threatening to kill the Fourth Miss."
...
"Cut me off?"
Through the bed curtains, Wei Pingxi lifted his head from the beauty's body, while Jade and Agate knelt outside with their heads bowed.
"He has to be able to cut it down. If he's capable, let him try. Let's see if he can even get into the Jingzhe Academy."
"Yes, I know how to do it."
The jade and agate faded away, and Yu Zhi lay on the bed, her face flushed, touching the fourth young lady's breasts, her eyes like autumn waters: "Aren't you afraid of him?"
"I'm afraid," Wei Pingxi chuckled. "I'm afraid he won't come."
"Wei Pingxi! You bastard, come out here! Get out of my way! This young master is going into Jingzhe Courtyard, who dares to stop me!"
Jade and agate drew their swords, pointing them directly at the second young master.
Wei Er laughed in anger: "Well, no wonder a concubine dares to fight with the Minister of War's legitimate daughter. Are all the servants in Jingzhe Courtyard this bold? Daring to point a sword at me, how insolent!"
He cursed and spit as he spoke, but Jade and Agate stood there unyielding, determined not to let him in.
"True skill lies in wielding a sword and knowing how to use it." Wei Er stopped cursing and drew his longsword: "Today, this young master is going to enter this Daoist academy!"
"He can't get in."
Yu Zhi held the fourth young lady in her arms, her breathing rapid, her face flushed: "How...how do you know he can't get in?"
“He can’t beat Jade Agate.” Wei Pingxi touched her face affectionately: “Come kneel down, this young lady will take you from behind.”
The longsword flew from his hand, and the second young master's face flushed red. Two maids had knocked the sharp blade from his hand, and he was furious and ashamed: "Guards! These wicked servants have bullied their master! Beat them all to death!"
"Second Young Master, please return."
"Go back?" Wei Er's eyes widened like saucers: "Kill him!"
The guards in the manor looked at each other, hesitant to make a move—what a joke! If someone was killed, the Second Young Master would be fine as the master, but they would be the ones in trouble. Ever since the Fourth Young Master brought a woman home, her temper had grown worse every day.
She dared to slap the second wife, so what wouldn't she dare to do?
When gods fight, mortals suffer; whoever rushes in is a fool.
They didn't move, and Wei Er was furious: "Does this young master think I can't order you around?"
"Second Young Master, please forgive me!"
"Very well, very well..." He sat on the stone lion in front of the Jingzhe Courtyard, using his inner strength to mock, "Wei Pingxi! Do you want to be a coward? Then you'd better never leave this gate!"
He shouted at the gate of the courtyard, but Miss Wei, engrossed in her lovemaking, paid no heed.
The delicate beauty instantly melted into a puddle of water; at this moment, who had time to care about Wei Er, Zhang San, or Li Si?
She didn't care that Wei Er was immoral in public.
She leaned down, pressing her body against the beauty's smooth, warm back: "Zhizhi, call out."
Three days later.
Young Master Wei ate, drank, and slept at the entrance of Jingzhe Courtyard. In late autumn, the cold wind made his face look more weathered than it should be at his age.
Despite all this commotion, his father and grandfather didn't come out to discipline his fourth sister, which made him deeply resent his mother's favoritism.
"Wei Pingxi! You coward! You dare to do it but not admit it, what kind of woman are you?!"
"If you're so capable, then keep hiding. Go ahead and hide, let's see how long you can hide before you finally come out!"
Inside, the windows were wide open.
Wei Pingxi sighed softly, "My second brother is a little bit worse than my eldest brother. Listen to him, he keeps repeating the same old arguments."
"What kind of tricks do you expect him to come up with?" Yu Zhi's eyes held a smile: "You and he are from the same family, so he can't curse his father, his mother, or his ancestors for eighteen generations. Besides these, there's nothing else he can curse."
“You’re right.” The fourth young lady looked puzzled. “How could I possibly be related to such a fool? Could he have been picked up from outside by my mother?”
She has a sharp tongue, so Yu Zhi ignores her.
"Miss, Young Master Sun and the eldest son are having a fight in the street!"