"What's this?" Tianxiao squeezed the strip of meat in his hand, looked up and asked, "Big brother, what is this?"
Before the man, who was completely intoxicated, could say anything, a brick came flying through the air and smashed into his forehead.
Old Ghost roared hysterically, "That's the little girl I've got my eye on! You fatso, you, you, you actually dared to do something like this in the middle of the street?!"
Startled, I let go and ran away. I took the opportunity to savor the memory of that soft, chubby little thing. It was really fun!
Having just eliminated a lecherous scoundrel who had suddenly appeared out of nowhere, Old Ghost clapped his hands, intending to adjust his mood and continue chasing the little girl, when the sound of something cutting through the air came from behind.
Left-handed, watching the brick fly past, Old Ghost wiped the cold sweat from his brow and turned back, saying, "Hey, Miss Boredom, why are you chasing me? Even if you were chasing me, why are you throwing bricks at me?"
While running aimlessly, she didn't forget to flirtatiously toss her hair and said, "People hit you with bricks just to make you stop." As she spoke, another brick appeared in her hand from some unknown space and flew out.
With a whooshing sound, he dodged. The old ghost shook his head, gave a helpless bitter smile, and turned around, saying, "Little sister, don't run away! Look, in order to chase you, a handsome assassin has appeared to chase me. How pitiful I am!"
Tianxiao was completely oblivious to what was happening behind her, still savoring the soft, fleshy feeling from before. She continued running, a mixture of shy surprise and bewildered terror. It was a mystery how someone so young could possess such complex emotions.
Behind him, Old Ghost leaped and tumbled, almost as if he were walking on clouds and chasing mist, dodging the bricks that Boredom was shooting out. And every now and then he would turn back to the woman chasing him and say, "Miss Boredom, you should have used more force with your wrist just now, like this, yes, like this. Hmm, this one is about to hit me."
While maintaining the frequency of throwing bricks, Bored said with emotion, "Ghost, I knew you were so good to me. I'm so touched." With that, she executed a double-flying maneuver, sending two bricks flying towards Old Ghost from different angles.
With his arms outstretched at his sides and his little face tilted back as he ran, Tianxiao suddenly slammed on the brakes, then carefully walked to the roadside, patted it, and said to a person crouching under a tree, "Are you a ninja?"
The man jumped up in surprise and said, "You, you, how did you find me?"
Tianxiao snatched off the person's veil, jumped up and down happily, and said, "Wow, ninja big sister!" Then he grabbed the person's hand and said, "Ninja big sister, what's your name? Please help me, okay? Please?"
The ninja broke free from Tianxiao's delicate pink hand, crossed his arms, and said, "I am the White Belt of the Shadow Stream."
"Wow, sister, you're so cool!" Tianxiao clapped her hands and exclaimed happily, then said, "Then, sister, please save me, okay?"
Shaking his head deeply, Bai Daizi glanced at Tian Xiao's bright, blinking eyes and said, "No! I have a mission. I'm lying in ambush here to assassinate a lecherous devil named Luo Yu Wuchen. So, you, don't interfere with my mission. You, go."
Tianxiao, who had always been sensible since childhood, gave a disappointed reply and ran off into the distance.
White Ribbon was once again crawling under the tree, just preparing to adjust its camouflage when it was hit by a flying brick and lost consciousness.
Old Ghost said, "Boring. Did you just hit someone?"
Bored: "No, right? I didn't notice."
As he continued running, a calm, almost cold man stood at a roadside stall that looked like a barbecue stall for octopus, watching Tian Xiao rush past. He said, "You! You just went right past?!"
Tianxiao slammed on the brakes, turned around as if jogging in place, and said, "Uncle, someone's chasing me! Of course I have to run! By the way, what's your name?"
The man said, "My name is not important. What's important is, are you really being chased?"
Tianxiao: "But Mom doesn't let me talk to strangers. I'm running away!"
The man turned around solemnly and said, "I am the Sha Xiu! The legendary Sha Xiu!"
Tianxiao: "Oh, I see. I'm off then."
Sha Xiu: "That's not important. What's important is, aren't you going to offer something?"
Tianxiao: "Then, give me a fish ball."
Sha Xiu: "This! You really want it! Once you order it, don't regret it!"
Tianxiao: "Oh."
Holding the hot fish balls, Tianxiao set off. Watching Tianxiao's running figure, Shaxiu coldly said, "Heh, heh, history always hides secrets."
"Hey, have a Coke, please," Old Ghost said to Sha Xiu.
Turning around with lightning speed, his eyes, sharp as blades, fixed on the old ghost. Sha Xiu asked, "You! Are you sure?!"
Something's wrong. Old Ghost's combat power has skyrocketed. He then said, "I'm sure!"
Sha Xiu said, "Forgive and forget. You! Are you really sure?!"
Old Ghost: "Are you going to admit defeat? Then don't..."
Raising his hand to interrupt the old ghost, Sha Xiu said, "Once you've ordered it, don't regret it!"
Holding his Coke, Old Ghost shouted as he continued chasing after Tianxiao.
As Sha Xiu watched the old ghost's retreating figure, a slight smile appeared on his lips. He said, "History is unfolding according to its predetermined trajectory."
Bored: "Hey boss, give me a Coke."
Turning around with lightning speed, Sha Xiu's eyes lit up, and he said, "Alright, a Coke."
Tianxiao, panting, opened the door and rushed into the house, shouting, "Mom, Mom, another perverted uncle is chasing after us!"
Before Tianxiao could continue his report, the mother rushed out and exclaimed, "What?! Another pervert is harassing my baby?!"
Tianxiao nodded, and was about to recount what had happened when the door opened again, and Lao Gui rushed in, shouting, "Haha. Where do you think you're going?"
Bored, she followed closely behind, guarding the door, and said seductively, "You can't escape either. Oh, hehehehe." She then raised the back of her hand to cover her mouth and laughed smugly.
Tianxiao's mother said, "Old Ghost, you're here. Your brother isn't here, sit and wait for him. He'll be back soon." Then she turned to Tianxiao and said, "Xiaoxiao, this is your uncle from America. He told you yesterday that he was coming."
Tianxiao: "..."
Old Ghost: "......"
Bored: "Hehehehe..."