Heavenly King - Chapter 19
"Help! My wife cheated on me."
"Help! I've been scammed out of 500,000 yuan, and the scammer is threatening me."
"Help! My son has been kidnapped, and the kidnappers are demanding 30 million yuan."
...
Ma Xiaoniu was helpless. There were many posts, roughly several hundred, but he was powerless to help with most of them given his current abilities. Unless the system relaxed its restrictions for a day, he could only try again; otherwise, it was simply impossible. After all, cases required investigation, such as the missing sister case, the kidnapping of his son, and the abduction of his son—all required patient investigation. Otherwise, how could he catch the criminals?
Scroll down and look for an earlier post.
"Please help! My wife and her lover drugged me. Now I am disabled in both legs and have lost everything. I beg you heroes to help me punish the adulterous couple!"
Okay, this is it. Ma Xiaoniu sent a private message to the poster on the forum to inquire about the situation. A moment later, his forum mailbox lit up with a reply.
"Hero! I've been waiting for you! I've been refreshing the Demon Forum every minute of this time, just waiting for your message! I've been waiting so long that the flowers have withered and the leaves have gone bare. Hero, you must help me!"
It's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
So, what's your name? Where are you located? And where do you and your adulterous partner live? You haven't answered a single one of my questions. With that kind of intelligence...
Fortunately, the other party wasn't completely foolish; after a while, another message came in.
"Sorry, hero, I was just too excited. My name is Sun Erha, and this is what happened..."
After reading this, you'll understand what happened. It's a modern version of the story of Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian. Sun Erha's wife is named Wang Cuihua, and her lover is named Huang Dahai. Because Sun Erha used to drive a truck and was away from home for long periods, his wife started having an affair with Huang Dahai. Wang Cuihua was worried that Sun Erha would find out, so she conspired with Huang Dahai to drug him, causing him to become disabled in the leg. The adulterous couple then seized Sun Erha's property and continued their carefree life.
Sun Erha's old house was in the MY district of X city. In the past, Ma Xiaoniu would never have had time to go there, but now it's just a matter of a moment's thought.
However, Ma Xiaoniu didn't plan to go today, since it was already completely dark. He turned off the computer, washed up quickly, and then leaned against the bed to read. Ma Xiaoniu was very devoted to reading; after killing someone, reading for a while would cleanse his entire soul.
Before I knew it, it was past midnight.
"Drawing begins. Please complete the draw within two minutes, otherwise an automatic draw will be conducted and a penalty will be imposed..."
Extract!
"Feces Spot" - When you say "Pili Paola" to the target, the target will have to urinate within five seconds.
Mission: To become a true villain, you must cultivate the habit of killing indiscriminately. Continue. You have two days to complete this mission.
Hmm? Two days? The time limit has been extended. Could it be that the system extends the mission time limit based on the user's level? I've become a level two demon, so the mission time limit has increased to two days? If that's the case, maybe I can try other missions too. Also, this guy's ability seems really weird!
Go to sleep first...
At 6:30 a.m. the next morning, Ma Xiaoniu got up on time, washed up, ate breakfast, and then sat down at the stone table under the jujube tree in the yard and opened his laptop.
There are currently 253 people online in the Demon Forum, and the number is gradually increasing. I didn't expect so many people to be online so early in the morning. I casually browsed through the posts, and there weren't many new posts in the case submission area.
"Help! I've been scammed out of 23 million yuan, and the fraudsters are still at large."
"Help! I've been swindled out of all my money by my business partner, and my family is broken apart."
"Help! I've been robbed! The robber still hasn't been caught!"
"Help! I've been raped, and there's no evidence left."
...
After shutting down the laptop and putting it inside, Ma Xiaoniu put on his demon outfit, which he hadn't worn in a long time, and teleported to the MF district of X city.
In a secluded corner of the Jinxiu Tiandi residential complex in the MF district of X city, Ma Xiaoniu looked around. Sun Erha originally lived in apartment 301 of building 2 in the Jinxiu Tiandi complex, but now it had become the home of an adulterous couple, and Sun Erha had been kicked out.
Ma Xiaoniu peeked into apartment 301 of building two from the corner. The balcony door was closed, so either no one was home, or they hadn't gotten up yet. Ma Xiaoniu teleported to the balcony of the adulterous couple's apartment. Several flowers were growing on the balcony; it was springtime, and they were in full bloom. Ma Xiaoniu pressed his ear to the glass door and listened; there was no sound from inside. He silently opened the glass door a crack and looked through the gap. The living room was dimly lit and empty. It seemed they hadn't gotten up yet.
Ma Xiaoniu opened the glass door to the balcony and tiptoed inside. After carefully observing the surroundings, he saw that at the far end of the living room was the door to room 301, next to which was the kitchen, and then the toilet. Opposite the kitchen and toilet were two bedrooms.
The adulterers must be in one of the bedrooms. Ma Xiaoniu pressed his ear close to the door of the first bedroom. It was silent inside. He turned the doorknob and the door opened.
In the middle of the bedroom was a large bed covered with magenta sheets and a matching magenta quilt. A man and a woman lay on the bed, fast asleep. It seemed this was the adulterous couple. They had stolen Sun Erha's house, crippled him, and yet they could sleep so soundly. Truly, bad people are bad people; they take pleasure in evil!
Next to the bedroom door was a built-in toilet. Ma Xiaoniu opened it, went inside, and locked it from the inside. He teleported out of the toilet, then used the same method to lock another toilet across the hallway. He then went into the bedroom, closed the bedroom door, and silently chanted "Pili pala" towards Huang Dahai on the bed. After chanting, he teleported into the built-in toilet in the bedroom.
Just a second later, Huang Dahai, who had been fast asleep in bed, suddenly sat up, his face flushed red and then purple. He quickly jumped out of bed, legs tucked between his legs, and rushed to the bathroom door. He pulled hard, but the door wouldn't budge. Without thinking, Huang Dahai flung open the bedroom door and rushed to the bathroom across the hall. He pulled again, but the door still wouldn't budge. Huang Dahai braced himself against the bathroom door, his legs tightly clenched, his face flushed red and purple, his teeth clenched in fury. Finally, a look of grief and indignation appeared on his face. With a loud "plop," a stench filled the air, and a stream of yellowish fecal matter flowed freely onto the floor.
Wang Cuihua, who was fast asleep in bed, had already been awakened by Huang Dahai's series of noises. She was sitting on the bed yawning, still sleepy, and was about to ask Huang Dahai what was going on when suddenly a foul stench entered her nostrils. Wang Cuihua was instantly wide awake and quickly covered her nose with her hand: "Dahai, what smells so bad?"
After Huang Dahai was released, his complexion returned to normal. However, with his pants covered in excrement, he was in a bad mood. Hearing Wang Cuihua's question, his anger flared up: "Wang Cuihua! Did you lock the toilet after you went in yesterday?" (Recently, the encoding issue has been severe, which motivates us to update faster. Please exit reading mode if you'd like. Thank you.)
===Chapter Nineteen===
"The toilet is locked from the inside? No, when has the toilet in our house ever been locked from the inside?" Wang Cuihua got out of bed, put on her slippers, and suddenly noticed Huang Dahai standing in the doorway, a yellow puddle of water at his feet, the stench coming from that puddle. Wang Cuihua instantly understood what was going on, pointed at Huang Dahai, and giggled, "Holy crap, Dahai, you actually pooped your pants! No way, I have to take a picture with my phone and post it on WeChat Moments!" Saying that, she reached for her phone.
Huang Dahai's face turned red and purple again. This stupid woman, what the hell, why would I look for her?
"Damn it, get me some paper! What kind of crappy phone is this?!"
"Oh, oh, what's the rush? I was just joking," Wang Cuihua said quickly, seeing that Huang Dahai was really anxious, and handed him the paper. After using up a whole roll of toilet paper, they finally cleaned his legs and the floor, but the stench that filled the room wouldn't dissipate no matter what they did.
"Hey, Dahai, what's going on with the toilet? Why is it locked from the inside?" Wang Cuihua asked, sitting in front of the dressing mirror while applying her eyebrows.
"Damn, how was I supposed to know? Hey? It's strange, this poop came so suddenly, I didn't even feel it beforehand!" Huang Dahai was looking for tools, preparing to force open the toilet door.
"What else could it be? It must be because you did it too many times last night, that's why it's like this!"
"Nonsense, what's this compared to my physical strength?" Despite saying that, Huang Dahai was actually a little worried. He was afraid that he had really overworked himself and that he should be more careful to restrain himself in the future.
At the same time, Wang Cuihua, who was applying makeup, suddenly changed her expression and stood up abruptly, running towards the toilet. However, before she reached the toilet, there was a loud "poof" sound, followed by an even stronger stench.