Heavenly King

Chapter 20

Wang Cuihua seemed frozen in place, her face flushed and purple, her eyes glazed over.

Huang Dahai, standing next to her, stared at Wang Cuihua in disbelief. Then, suddenly remembering the feeling he had when he ran to the toilet, he shuddered and asked suspiciously, "Cui, Cui, Cuihua, no, could it be that we ate something yesterday and got poisoned?"

Wang Cuihua remained dazed, then suddenly her face turned ashen, and she roared, "Hurry up and find me some paper!"

After using up two more rolls of toilet paper, Wang Cuihua finally finished. She sat blankly on the sofa, then suddenly turned to Huang Dahai, her voice trembling with tears, "Dahai, I'm worried. Should we go to the hospital?"

Huang Dahai was also full of doubts. He thought to himself that even when he had diarrhea, it wouldn't be this urgent. Besides, if it was just him, it could be a special case, but both of them were like this. Wasn't that a bit too abnormal?

After trying for a long time without opening the toilet door, Huang Dahai got impatient and kicked it hard, and the toilet door opened with a bang.

"Damn, can't I even get you out of there!" Huang Dahai turned to Wang Cuihua and said, "Okay! Wash up, and we'll go to the hospital!"

The two quickly took a shower, changed their clothes, and hurriedly left.

Once the door was locked, the glass door to the balcony slowly opened. Ma Xiaoniu reached out and turned off the phone recording, gave a cold laugh, and vanished in an instant.

...

At the Central Hospital of MY District, X City, Huang Dahai and Wang Cuihua registered and then went straight to the specialist's office.

"Doctor, please take a look at us. We both had diarrhea this morning for no reason, and it was really bad, and..." Wang Cuihua looked at the male doctor in his forties in front of her, and for a moment she found it difficult to speak.

The doctor frowned: "Tell us everything, otherwise we can't treat you!"

Wang Cuihua's face flushed red: "Um, um, I... I also soiled my pants."

The doctor, expressionless, asked, "Did you both poop your pants?"

"Yes!" Wang Cuihua nodded.

The doctor quickly filled out a prescription, tore it off, and handed it to Wang Cuihua. "Go get your medicine!"

"Oh, okay, thank you, doctor."

The two took the prescription to get their medicine. There were quite a few people getting their medicine, so Wang Cuihua had no choice but to wait in line. Huang Dahai, bored, sat down on a chair next to them.

From a secluded corner not far away, Ma Xiaoniu, having changed out of his demonic attire, slowly emerged. Looking at the two figures in the distance, he gave a cold smile and muttered under his breath, "Crackling sounds."

No sooner had she finished speaking than Wang Cuihua, who was in line, suddenly tightened her legs, her face changed drastically, and then there was a loud "plop," a stench filled the air, and a stream of dark yellow excrement spurted out of her trouser leg. The excrement hit the ground, and the dark yellow fecal matter flowed down the floor.

The people queuing behind him suddenly changed their expressions and scattered like birds, covering their noses. The people in front of him, not knowing what had happened, turned around to look, and after seeing what was going on, they also dispersed.

Wang Cuihua seemed to have been struck on a pressure point, remaining completely still. Her face changed from white to red, from red to purple, and from purple to black. Suddenly, she let out a loud shout and took off running, splashing excrement everywhere.

Huang Dahai, who was initially stunned, quickly chased after him, but after only a few steps, his expression suddenly changed drastically. There was a loud "poof" behind him, and blackish-green excrement splashed everywhere, covering his trouser legs on the ground with excrement.

The people in the hall were dumbfounded. They had just run away because one man had soiled his pants, and now another one was showing up? And judging from the situation, they seemed to be a couple.

Huang Dahai was dumbfounded. What the hell was going on?

After finally catching up with Wang Cuihua outside the hospital, he found her sobbing in a secluded corner. Huang Dahai was also annoyed; the excrement in his pants was stuck to his leg, and it felt damn awful.

"Cuihua, don't cry, look, there are people watching." Huang Dahai didn't know how to comfort her, after all, he wasn't happy about it either. Wang Cuihua cried even harder, "Waaah...waaah...Dad, Dahai, what should I do..."

"What do you mean, what should we do?" Huang Dahai asked, puzzled.

"Ugh... ugh... what kind of illness do we have..." Wang Cuihua sobbed.

"How would I know what illness it is? Didn't we come here for a checkup today? Give me the diagnosis, I'll go get the medicine." Huang Dahai said impatiently, snatching the diagnosis from Wang Cuihua's hand, and then dragged his trousers into the hospital lobby.

This time he didn't have to queue. Before he even got close, the overwhelming stench had already driven the crowd away. The doctor held his nose while dispensing the medicine to Huang Dahai. After getting the medicine, Huang Dahai didn't linger for a moment and quickly left the lobby to find Wang Cuihua, who was still waiting in the corner. The two drove back to the Jinxiu Tiandi residential area.

Once home, the two quickly washed up, changed their clothes, and took their medication immediately. After taking the medication, they slumped onto the living room sofa, looking utterly dejected.

"The Sea"

"Um?"

"Tell me, isn't this karma?" Wang Cuihua asked, her expression complicated.

"Stop talking!" Huang Dahai said weakly, his eyes wide. "Blame that kid's bad luck!"

"Bad luck? Heh, yeah," Wang Cuihua said, reclining on the sofa with a hint of mockery in her eyes.

"Wang Cuihua, what do you mean?" Huang Dahai forced himself to sit up straight. "You're regretting it? Let me tell you! There's no turning back now. What's the use of regretting it now that it's already happened?"

Wang Cuihua remained reclining on the sofa, silent.

"Hehe, alright, alright, it's just a bit of diarrhea, don't be so scared!" Huang Dahai pulled Wang Cuihua into his arms. "Honey, let's go on a trip when we feel better, to relax a bit."

Wang Cuihua nodded. Suddenly, she saw Huang Dahai approaching with a mischievous grin.

"Hey? What are you doing? Aren't you tired?"

"Not tired at all! I could still fight fifty rounds!"

"Pah! I'll exhaust you!"

...

Ma Xiaoniu stood at the corner of the balcony, his heart surging with anger. Those two adulterers! Fine, I was going to torment them a little longer, but now it's over! He peeked out and unleashed a hundred barrages of expletives at the two on the sofa!

For the next half day, Huang Dahai and Wang Cuihua experienced the greatest pain of their lives—constant diarrhea! At first, they ran to the toilet, but then they stopped because they were too weak. They collapsed on the ground, still having diarrhea, until they couldn't have any more to pass, and then they started passing blood…

Around 5 PM, there was almost no room to step in the room. The room was covered with excrement mixed with blood. The two people lay in it, their eyes wide open and mouths slightly agape. Their entire bodies had turned as white as paper.

Ma Xiaoniu really didn't want to step in the mud, so he printed a devil logo on his balcony, took a picture, and then teleported home.