"You go ahead and have fun, I'm looking up something."
"Awooooo!"
I want the whole world to see my golden flowerpot!
Cheng Dahua swayed back and forth in front of the mirror with a smug look on her face, admiring her own nouveau riche style.
Cheng Anlang smiled and went up to the school market.
Mechs can be modified with their own parts. Cheng Anlang's mech currently only has one laser cannon port, and the other modification slot is still empty.
You must fill all the modification slots to participate in the mech ranking competition.
The school market offers only official modification parts, which are all up to standard and meet all levels of mecha parts, from the most basic megaphones to the most advanced laser cannons.
Cheng Anlang opened the basic mecha parts on display in the market and slowly looked at them.
Laser cannons are a bit expensive...
Ranking points can offset 50% of the mech cost, while official modification parts can offset 70%.
However, he doesn't have any points at all...
However, since he was new to the mech ranking matches, the opponents he was matched with didn't need to buy another laser cannon.
How about we buy a megaphone first...?
The key question is, what is the loudspeaker used for...?
Cheng Anlang was deep in thought.
Oh well, it's not expensive anyway. I'll just buy it to reserve a modification slot. If all else fails, I'll keep it to taunt my opponents and exchange it later when I have enough points.
After hesitating for a moment, Cheng Anlang bought a megaphone.
He wandered aimlessly through the anonymous marketplace again.
There are tons of ranking guides on the anonymous market, like "Shocking! The Mystical Way of Mech Ranking - Those Who Haven't Seen This Have All Lost!", "Master These Techniques and You'll Be the Next Zhang Mingyu!", and "Zhang Mingyu Talks About Ten Techniques for Mech Ranking." When Cheng Anlang first saw them, he almost couldn't resist buying a copy. Later, he realized the entire market was using similar titles. As for the content... well...
The anonymous market also sells a wide variety of custom parts, with prices set at will. The designs are incredibly diverse, ranging from the bizarre to the bizarre. Items like anti-aircraft spray, super glue, and hair dryers are considered quite ordinary. There's also something called a "shit bomb," which, while not killing the opponent, will at least disgust them.
Cheng Anlang felt that given the realism of the virtual combat room, it might not only disgust the opponent after it exploded, but also disgust himself...
Cheng Anlang looked at them and bought the hair dryer that was priced slightly cheaper.
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Early in the morning, Cheng Anlang forced Cheng Dahua into the bathroom to take a shower.
"Aww!"
Cheng Anlang squeezed a tube of toothpaste onto a shoe brush and used it to brush Cheng Dahua's teeth.
"You don't need to go to a beauty salon. I can brush your teeth once a day and they will be clean and healthy."
"Aww!"
Cheng Dahua nodded in agreement, blew out a long string of bubbles, paused for a moment, and then blew out another long string.
It seems to be blowing more bubbles than before...
It seems it has mastered the skill of blowing bubbles!
"Stop blowing, it's like a bubble machine..."
"Aww..."
Cheng Dahua responded and couldn't help but blow out a string of bubbles.
"You wait"
"Wait?" Cheng Anlang lifted Cheng Dahua's head. "Want to blow it again?"
"Huh?"
We told you not to let it blow...
However, as soon as it cried out, bubbles naturally started to form.
Cheng Anlang said slowly, "Have you noticed... that you're blowing more bubbles than before, and they're also bigger than before..."
"Awooooo!"
Cheng Dahua nodded amidst the large bubbles.
Cheng Anlang leaned closer: "Blow it again."
"Aww..."
Large swathes of bubbles surged toward Cheng Anlang's face as Cheng Dahua breathed through her mouth. Cheng Anlang closed his eyes and held his breath, and the bubbles burst on his face one by one.
After the bubbles were blown out, Cheng Anlang opened his eyes: "The airflow from your mouth is stronger than before..."
"Huh?"
It didn't feel anything, it just felt that its bubble-blowing skills had improved.
Are you going to upgrade?