Roto por un idiota, famoso por mi fuerza
Autor:Anónimo
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Capítulo 1: ¡Hasta los niños ahora solo pueden permitirse fideos instantáneos envasados! Cuando sonó el teléfono, Xiao Shulang aún estaba aturdido. En su estado de confusión, no miró quién llamaba, cogió el teléfono y contestó la llamada. '¿Hola?' 'Xiao Shulang, ya hemos terminado, así qu
Chapter 1
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The whole thing is quite outrageous. Who would believe that she went from a penniless woman who struggled to make ends meet to a wealthy woman with a vast fortune in the blink of an eye?
If it weren't for the fact that she was lying on a soft, large bed instead of the hard, wooden bed in her small, dilapidated room...
If what came into view wasn't a luxuriously decorated room, or if her hand hadn't been pinched so hard it was purple.
If it weren't for the guy in her mind chattering away, claiming to be a system, Lin Xiaoxiao would have thought she was dreaming. No, even a dream couldn't be this absurd.
Lin Xiaoxiao pinched her brow, gritted her teeth, and said fiercely, "I will never do this task you mentioned. I never agreed to be bound to you. You took it upon yourself to be bound to me. Now unbind me and send me back."
Although she dreamed of becoming a billionaire and of living a luxurious life of drinking and pouring soy milk, the prerequisite was that she had to survive first.
After accepting the fact that she had become a rich woman, Lin Xiaoxiao also learned from the system that she had transmigrated into a book.
She transmigrated into a melodramatic and angsty novel called "The Domineering CEO's Love," and she was the vicious female supporting character who opposed the female lead but was devoted to the male lead.
The woman who recklessly courted death to win over the male lead, and ultimately died a miserable death, was indeed tempted by the prospect of immense wealth. However, the prerequisite was that she also needed to be alive to enjoy that wealth.
According to the tropes of the novels she had read before, her role as the villainous female supporting character was solely to elevate the relationship between the male and female leads.
For the sake of her own life, she should stay a hundred and eight thousand miles away from the male and female leads, but this damn system is actually making her actively go for it. Is it trying to kill her already?
"You personally agreed to bind with me, otherwise I wouldn't have bound with you," System 099's electronic voice carried a hint of grievance.
It's not easy for it to bind to a host, but after finally getting someone to agree to bind with it, they actually went back on their word. If systems could cry, it would definitely be crying right now.
"When did I agree to be bound to you? Don't make false accusations." Lin Xiaoxiao instantly exploded. She must be crazy to agree to be bound to the other party to do such an outrageous task.
She values her life very much, so how could she possibly agree to something that might threaten her life?
[I asked you if you wanted to become a billionaire, and you said yes. You clearly promised to help me with my tasks.] 099's electronic voice was somewhat inconsistent.
"I..." Lin Xiaoxiao was about to say, "Don't talk nonsense," when she suddenly remembered that she seemed to have answered a question in her sleep.
Recalling what kind of question it was, Lin Xiaoxiao's face darkened. Damn it, these days, who doesn't want to be a billionaire?
It's impossible in the real world; she can't even dream about it. She had a dream where she wanted to become a billionaire, and then she was thrown into this strange world. It's unbelievable! Who can she complain to?
"That doesn't count. You tricked me." Lin Xiaoxiao's face turned ashen. "You should go find someone else. There's no way I'm going to do this mission."
099 fell silent, seemingly deep in thought. Lin Xiaoxiao wasn't in a hurry either. Doing the mission was out of the question. She'd rather go back to being penniless than be carrying loads of cash and living in constant fear of losing her life.
While 099 remained silent, Lin Xiaoxiao organized the information she knew. According to 099, the novel she was in was truly both heart-wrenching and melodramatic.
Tang Xue, the female protagonist of this novel, is truly pitiful. After getting together with the male protagonist, she is constantly framed by this vicious female supporting character. Suppressing him at work is just the tip of the iceberg; she uses all sorts of insidious methods.
As the female lead, she truly embodied the word "miserable" to the fullest, being drugged, attacked, and framed.
The male protagonist of this story also contributed a lot to tormenting the female protagonist. He first listened to other people's slander and sent her to prison.
After the female protagonist was released from prison, he was drugged and forced to have sex with her again. In the very end, he even imprisoned her by his side.
Using the female lead's parents to threaten her would be one thing, but in the end, the male lead even caused the female lead's parents to be killed.
However, yes, there's a but: the story ends with the male and female protagonists living happily ever after.
Lin Xiaoxiao clutched her chest; she almost spat out a mouthful of blood. How could they be happily together like this? What was going on?
As the saying goes, the hatred for killing one's father is irreconcilable. The male protagonist not only killed his father, but also his mother. In the end, everyone related to the female protagonist died.
The female lead actually ends up happily together with the male lead? What's going on? How can they be happy together? Isn't that just plain stupid?
Lin Xiaoxiao rubbed her chest to dissipate the anger within her. Let it be melodramatic, let it be crazy, it has nothing to do with her.
All she wants now is to go back to her own world and live her own life. She'll leave the task of saving the female lead to someone else; she doesn't have that ability. She considers herself not very smart and will just stick to being a nobody.
"099, hurry up and send me back. I'm not capable enough to handle such a high-level task. Let's leave this task to someone more capable. Let's part ways amicably."
[Impossible. I've already tried. I can't send you back or unbind you until the mission is complete.]
099's electronic voice carried undisguised joy. It was truly not easy for it to bind to a host, and now that the mission was not completed, there was no way to unbind it. It couldn't be happier.
Before it could bind itself to Lin Xiaoxiao, it had already failed 9,999 times, each time being rejected before it could even finish explaining its mission.
The reason it was able to successfully bind with Lin Xiaoxiao this time was because it consulted its senior. Just as the senior said, it only needed to adjust the order of what it was going to say.
099 was happy, and his emotions fluctuated greatly. Lin Xiaoxiao could easily sense his happiness, but when he was happy, Lin Xiaoxiao was unhappy.
She gritted her teeth and said, word by word, "If you can't untie me, you can't untie me, but if you want me to do a mission, you're dreaming."
099 paused for a moment. The host didn't want to do the task, and it had no way to force the other party to do it. "Whether or not to do the task is the host's freedom, and I have no right to interfere," 099's voice was somewhat listless.
"Really? I don't have to do the mission?" Lin Xiaoxiao could hardly believe it.
Yes, our system cannot force the host to accept tasks, but if the host does not accept tasks, they will no longer be able to enjoy these riches.
"It doesn't matter." Lin Xiaoxiao was quite open-minded. If she couldn't enjoy it, she wouldn't enjoy it. She was a penniless person anyway.
Being able to stay in such a luxurious room once was already a great deal for Lin Xiaoxiao. All that's left is to stay away from the male and female leads, work hard to earn money, and live a good life.
As for whether she could return to her original world, Lin Xiaoxiao didn't care much, since she didn't have any relatives or friends in that world anyway.
The reason he asked to go back before was for his own safety. Now that he doesn't have to get involved in the affairs between the male and female leads, it doesn't matter where he lives.
【Then please prepare to beg for a living, host】099 found it hard to understand. Why would her host give up a life of plenty and choose to beg for a living?
Sigh, I don't understand, I really don't understand.
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Author's Note:
My new story is out! Welcome everyone to check it out! Happy New Year, my little cuties!
Chapter 2
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What does it mean to need to beg for a living? Lin Xiaoxiao's expression changed uncertainly. Even if she lost all her money, she should still be able to support herself with her own hands, right? But after listening to 099's words, things seemed to be a little different from what she thought.
"What do you mean by that? What do you mean by needing to beg for a living?"
[If the host is unwilling to do tasks, there will be no way to enjoy the privileges.] 099 sighed. [Begging for a living is miserable; the host should consider doing tasks.]
"Explain yourself." Lin Xiaoxiao's face darkened. She knew this damn system wouldn't be so kind as to agree to let her skip the mission.
If the host is unwilling to complete the task, I will be unable to provide any assistance to the host, which means that for this world...
The host is an outsider, an existence rejected by this world. The host has no choice but to beg for a living if they want to survive in this world.
099 felt more and more that Lin Xiaoxiao should do the mission. Regardless of whether she succeeded in the end, at least she wouldn't have to worry about food and drink now.
[Host, I think you should reconsider. If you really want to live by begging, not only will you not have enough to eat or wear, but you'll also have to sleep on the streets at night, which is very dangerous.]
"I...I f***ing..." Lin Xiaoxiao's lips moved, but in the end she couldn't help but swear. This damn system was just threatening her no matter what it said.
"If you don't do the tasks, you'll have to beg and sleep on the streets. Damn it!" Lin Xiaoxiao's face turned extremely ugly as she gritted her teeth and said, "Isn't there any other way?"
[No] 099's tone was somewhat helpless. [Host, only if you actively complete the mission will your identity be legitimate. Otherwise, you have no legitimate identity and are an existence excluded and unrecognized by this world.]
Lin Xiaoxiao remained silent with a sullen face. She understood what 099 meant: either go do the mission or go and wait to die. She closed her eyes, but when she opened them again, she couldn't help but swear.
Although she wasn't wealthy before, she was still able to eat and drink without worry. She really never imagined that she would end up homeless one day. Gritting her teeth, Lin Xiaoxiao said in an unfriendly tone, "I'll take the mission."
Damn it, what can I do if I don't accept? Getting close to the male and female leads, even if I end up dying a horrible death, that's a matter for later.
It's better than being homeless and sleeping on the streets now. At least for now, she can enjoy the life of a rich person. So, all things considered, it's not a bad deal.
[Host, don't be so pessimistic. As long as the mission is completed successfully, you can live the life you want in this world.]
099 was a little excited. Finally, a poor soul—no, finally a lucky one—was willing to do the task. 099 almost cried out loud. It had really been so difficult for it.
"Hehe." Lin Xiaoxiao sneered. She still had to live to see that day. With a sigh, Lin Xiaoxiao rubbed her temples, looking like she had a headache.
The timing of her transmigration was unfortunate; the original owner not only hid the female lead from the public eye but also did many things behind her back.
Going to gain favor with her now is really... Lin Xiaoxiao pinched her brow. "Couldn't you have traveled back to when the female lead had just signed with the company?"
099 remained silent. Its mission was hellish; otherwise, it wouldn't have taken so long to trick such an unlucky soul into binding itself with it.
099 remained silent, and Lin Xiaoxiao didn't expect anything from it. In Lin Xiaoxiao's opinion, this system was useless; it would be a miracle if it were even useful.
Recalling the things the original owner had done to the female lead, Lin Xiaoxiao sat up in bed, her face pale. She picked up her phone, found a number, and dialed it.
"Where is Tang Xue?" Lin Xiaoxiao asked urgently, a thin layer of cold sweat appearing on her forehead.
"Don't worry, boss, it's all taken care of. Tang Xue has already set off." The voice on the other end of the phone was smiling, but also carried a hint of self-satisfaction.
"I..." Lin Xiaoxiao wanted to swear, but she held back. She hung up the phone, grabbed a piece of clothing, and rushed out. Oh no, oh no, Lin Xiaoxiao was covered in cold sweat. She hoped she could still make it in time.
If she hadn't made it in time, forget about gaining favor; the female lead would probably have wanted to devour her whole.
Lin Xiaoxiao only discovered this when she opened the plot: the original owner of the body had left her with a big problem. She had asked the female lead's agent to take the female lead to meet a movie director.
Since the female lead had no resources after signing with the company, she naturally didn't want to let this opportunity slip by.
The problem is that this director isn't a good person. In this industry, everyone knows that to get resources, you have to pay a price. As for what that price is, it doesn't need to be made too obvious.
However, some things are rather secretive, and the female lead really doesn't know much about what kind of person the director is.
So she went there this time genuinely to seize an opportunity, but would the original owner be so kind as to give her resources? That's impossible.
The female lead was drugged after she went there, and the male lead rescued her. As for what happened after that, well, that goes without saying.
Anyone with a brain could have guessed what would happen. It was precisely because of this that the relationship between the male and female leads progressed rapidly. The fact that the male lead didn't kill her, the cannon fodder, immediately was also related to this.
Lin Xiaoxiao drove the car incredibly fast. Although the original owner of the body had schemed against the female lead before, those things did not cause any real harm to the female lead.
But this time it's different. If the male lead hadn't appeared in time, that old man would have succeeded.
However, in the end, the female lead still lost her virginity. If it wasn't stopped in time, there would be no room for reconciliation between them.
As Lin Xiaoxiao drove, she prayed. The beginning had given her a hellish start, and she really couldn't take it.
Chapter 3
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