Is this the emperor's decree?
Such a bizarre decree...
"What are you all standing there for? Carry out my orders!"
Upon seeing this, Wang Mang snorted coldly and shouted loudly.
Commander Qiao Yong of the Imperial Guard was startled and immediately knelt on one knee, loudly replying, "Yes, Your humble servant obeys!"
Then, he turned around and shouted, "All soldiers, listen up! Loosen your belts and prepare to relieve yourselves!"
"promise!"
Ten thousand people responded with a thunderous roar, their voices shaking heaven and earth, even dispersing the clouds in the sky to reveal a clear, azure sky.
After Qiao Yong finished speaking, he took the lead, stepped forward two steps, and came to the front of the valley. He was only a step away from Sun Wukong. He unbuckled his belt, took out his "tool", and prepared to urinate.
Seeing that it was about to be urinated on, the monkey became extremely anxious. In the past, it would have definitely struck the person with its stick and killed them on the spot. How could it tolerate such humiliation?
However, ever since he was trapped under this broken mountain, the monkey had already realized that under this mountain, he had suddenly become an ordinary monkey with no strength to even kill a chicken.
Even the Ruyi Jingu Bang (the magic staff) no longer obeyed its commands. It cried out for it to grow longer and longer, but the treasure remained unchanged, turning into a real embroidery needle.
Even its body is not under its control; the ability to transform into seventy-two different forms has not disappeared, only the shape of its body has changed, while its head and size remain the same.
At first, it didn't know, and cried out "Change!" thinking it could turn into a little bee and fly out of the hole.
As a result, the monkey-headed wasp flew to the small hole and got stuck. Because its size remained the same, it turned into a bee, which was also the size of a monkey, and it turned into a fly, which was also the size of a monkey.
In any case, no matter how the monkey changes or how it flies, it cannot escape the suppression of this broken mountain.
Originally, the monkey gave up when he realized he couldn't get out. Anyway, five hundred years wasn't a long time, and he could just endure it.
However, unexpectedly, while the monkey was pressing down from the bottom of the mountain, disaster struck from the sky.
"Wait, wait, I, Old Sun, have something to say!"
Thinking of this, Sun Wukong was completely dumbfounded. If he got urinated on in the face by a mortal, how could he face anyone after that?
No matter how powerful or capable he becomes in the future, this incident will remain a stain on his reputation for life.
Sun Wukong: I, Old Sun, once wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace!
Everyone: You got peed on in the face by a mortal!
Sun Wukong: I, Old Sun, have eaten the peaches of immortality!
Everyone: You got peed on in the face by a mortal!
Sun Wukong: I, Old Sun, have ventured into the underworld!
Everyone: You got peed on in the face by a mortal!
Sun Wukong: I, Old Sun, have altered the Book of Life and Death!
Everyone: You got peed on in the face by a mortal!
Listen to this, is this even human language?
Isn't this just social suicide?
Even if the monkey kills all the mortals who urinate in his face, grinds their bones to dust, and pulls out their tendons and bones, it won't change this fact.
Thinking of this, at this moment, even the fearless Monkey King panicked completely!
Qiao Yong completely ignored the monkey and didn't stop what he was doing. He was like a machine that only followed orders. He did whatever his boss told him to do, and whether it was reasonable or not was none of his business!
Sun Wukong panicked even more and shouted, "Mortal Emperor, you are provoking me, Old Sun! Tell him to stop immediately!"
He realized that if he didn't agree to today's matter, it would be difficult to resolve peacefully.
Wang Mang remained unmoved. He was determined to go all the way, since there was no turning back now that the deed was done.
"Ignore him, give me your pee!"
He gave the order to Qiao Yong.
"Sizzle sizzle sizzle!"
A stream of yellow, fishy, large, urgent, and thick urine shot out, hitting the bullseye directly, landing on Sun Wukong's face and flowing into his nose, eyes, mouth, and ears.
At that moment, the world was deathly silent, and the only sound was the hissing of urination.
At this moment, Sun Wukong was heartbroken and tears streamed down his face. He stared blankly at the sky, ignoring the urine that was shooting towards him, paying no attention to it, and not even trying to dodge it.
…………
The Heavenly Court, the Lingxiao Palace.
"puff!"
Everyone coughed up a mouthful of water, their eyes wide with disbelief as they stared at the scene, even the Jade Emperor sitting on the throne.
At this time, it was the grand court assembly of the Heavenly Court, and all the celestial officials were present, including the Three Pure Ones, the Four Emperors, the Five Elders, the Six Ministers, the Seven Primordial Lords, the Eight Extremes, the Nine Luminaries, the Ten Capitals, and all the thousands of saints and immortals.
Suddenly, the all-seeing and all-hearing beings reported that a group of mortals had arrived at the mountain where Sun Wukong was imprisoned.
The courtiers were in an uproar, and a cacophony of opinions arose.