Ser el patriarca del Dao en el multiverso

Capítulo 11

Zhu Liang stuffed two wads of toilet paper into his nostrils and looked at Ma Yunteng in a daze, only to see Ma Yunteng leisurely smoking a Double Happiness cigarette.

"You guys are pretty good at having fun," Ma Yunteng said with a wicked smile, smacking his lips. "What? Tired of SM? Starting to find pleasure in splashing water on your face?"

In the past, he might have been somewhat wary of Zhu Liang, but now it's different. As the future number one tycoon in the universe, he has completely lost interest in arguing with a nobody like Zhu Liang!

Upon hearing Ma Yunteng's words, many salespeople gathered around. Su Wanwan couldn't help but burst out laughing when she saw the three clown-like figures opposite her.

Compared to their previous arrogance, the three of them now looked ridiculous. Zhu Liang's nose had collapsed, and Wang Qian's appearance was quite comical!

Wang Qian's face was covered in yellowish Longjing tea, and there were even a few tea leaves stuck to her forehead. She should have looked disheveled, but combined with her bewildered expression, she looked ridiculous and laughable!

"Huh? What are you doing here?" Zhu Liang raised an eyebrow and looked at Ma Yunteng. This was not a place for poor people.

“Buy a house,” Ma Yunteng said casually.

"Buy a house?" Wang Qian was immediately amused by him: "What house are you going to buy? Don't I know you? You and your roommate failed in your internet cafe investment, and you lost all your money. Your clothes are cheap ones that cost 9.9 yuan with free shipping. Your usual mode of transportation is an eco-friendly Little Bird electric scooter. You don't even have 1,000 yuan in your bank account. Your staple food is Master Kong instant noodles. Even the cigarettes you're smoking right now are 8.5 yuan a pack of Double Happiness cigarettes. You want to buy a house? Can you stop joking in front of me?"

"Heh, you're not as funny as me!" With a slight smirk, Ma Yunteng pointed to her nostril, where a piece of tea leaf hadn't been cleaned off, making it look like an unsightly tumor.

"You, humph!" Wang Qian hurriedly cleaned up the tea leaves, then hugged Zhu Liang's leg and said pitifully, "Husband, he bullied me, you have to stand up for me."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Liang stood up, covered his nose, and sneered, "Kid, you actually dare to sit in front of me with your legs crossed? You're already cheated on, and you still have the nerve to show your face in front of me? You have absolutely no shame!"

Zhu Liang paused, then continued, "Xiaoqian told me you two have been dating for three months, and she hasn't even let you hold her hand. Are you angry? Let me tell you the truth, while you were lying in the hospital, Xiaoqian and I were having sex in a hotel all night. Tsk tsk, it was so wonderful!"

"Honey, you're so annoying!" Wang Qian pinched him lightly, after all, there were many outsiders watching.

"Oh? Is that so?" Ma Yunteng gave a strange smile, then started counting on his fingers with a serious expression:

"Wang Qian and I were together for three months, a total of about ninety days. We slept together for sixty-six nights, three times a night, for a total of 198 times. Each time, we unlocked ten different positions, so we unlocked a total of 1980 positions on her!"

Of course, all of this wasn't free. Wang Qian and I dated for three months, and she cost me a total of six thousand yuan. That means it cost about thirty yuan per session, and three yuan per position. Fortunately, the price was reasonable, cheaper than at a foot massage parlor.

What!

Thirty yuan per time!

Three yuan for one pose!

Zhu Liang suddenly felt his heart trembling violently.

"Impossible! Xiaoqian is clearly a virgin!"

"place?"

Ma Yunteng couldn't help but sneer, "Are you so naive? Do you know about this kind of surgery called repair surgery? Haven't you heard of it? If you don't believe me, go check your hospital records. I remember there were three days when she told me she wasn't feeling well and needed to go to the hospital, but she wouldn't let me go with her. What do you think she went to the hospital for?"

"Hey Liang, wake up! Thank you for taking over! But this plate might be a little dirty!" Ma Yunteng's sly smile grew wider and wider as Zhu Liang's anger flared.

puff!

A stream of bright red blood spilled from the corner of Zhu Liang's mouth, and he suddenly felt the sky spinning and the earth turning.

"Is what he said true?" A flash of bloodlust crossed Zhu Liang's eyes as he pulled Wang Qian to his side. "Come on! Let's check the hospital records!"

"No! I don't want to go! He's talking nonsense! Even if there's a hospital record, it's definitely something he paid to frame me on purpose! I won't go! Honey, don't believe him, I'm sincere to you, I'm your baby!" Wang Qian's voice was hysterical, and her once-proud oval face now looked as ugly as if she had just passed through the smog of Kyoto.

She was about to move into a villa and become a rich wife when suddenly Jack Ma appeared out of nowhere?

This is intolerable!

Wang Qian glared at Ma Yunteng with resentment. Her most important task right now was to get him away, otherwise her dream of becoming a wealthy wife would be ruined. She rolled her eyes and said:

"You're clearly just sour grapes! You're a poor bastard! You're jealous that Brother Liang is richer than you! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll have Brother Liang cut your tongue out! Hurry up and apologize to me for framing me, and I can ask Brother Liang to arrange a security captain job for you out of consideration for our past relationship. Brother Liang owns several companies, and there happens to be a vacancy!" When she mentioned the security captain, Wang Qian secretly winked at Ma Yunteng.

Poor bastard?

Security captain?

Seeing Wang Qian's nervous expression, Ma Yunteng shook his head bitterly.

He knew that Wang Qian wanted a better life. Girls are born wanting to live like princesses, and there's nothing wrong with that!

If you can't wait for the prosperity I give you, I won't delay your happiness either. I'll just leave quietly.

What's all the fuss about?!

There were some things he didn't want to say, because he had completely let go of Wang Qian in his heart, but since you like to talk nonsense, I'll just talk nonsense with you!

A wicked glint suddenly flashed in Ma Yunteng's eyes, and he looked at her with a slight smile:

"Wang Qian, why do you need to find a rich man to marry? We've been together 198 times, and every time I've given you billions. You're already the richest woman in the world!"

"You, you!" Wang Qian's whole body trembled. Looking at Ma Yunteng's smiling face, she felt for the first time how sinister his smile was! Only now did she realize that this man was not a simple man who would only be nice to her!

"Hmph! I'll settle Xiaoqian's matter later. I just want to see how you're going to buy a house! Kid, is this a place for a poor guy like you?!" Zhu Liang suddenly reminded him.

Zhu Liang's nose inexplicably collapsed, and he was laughed at by so many salespeople. He decided to maintain his composure as a superior and made up his mind that he would use the house purchase as an excuse to get revenge on the other party today!

As soon as Zhu Liang finished speaking, everyone turned their attention to Ma Yunteng.

Zhu Liang was right. This was the sales office of Tianshan Oasis, which only sold villas and not ordinary houses. They didn't even serve customers with a net worth of less than five million. It was quite incongruous for Ma Yunteng to sit on the soft sofa dressed in cheap clothes!

You sit here, feeling refreshed, and say a bunch of things that drive others crazy, and then you still don't buy a house.

Aren't you being a pervert?!

The female saleswoman stood next to Ma Yunteng, a hint of worry appearing on her pretty face.