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Capítulo 143

He was still cursing under his breath!

The two women's expressions immediately changed. What was this? A robbery?

Obviously not, who would rob someone at this time?

Even if you manage to grab something, you can't run away.

Is he so frustrated by the traffic jam that he wants to pick a fight?

The three quickly got out of the car, since the driver was very close to them and they didn't want to be accidentally injured.

The surrounding crowd was also focused on the driver holding the steel roller, when suddenly the driver looked up to the sky and roared:

"Oh my god!"

After shouting, his gaze turned cold, and he could no longer suppress his frustration. He instantly looked down at a snail on the ground, and with a single swing of the steel roller in his hand, he smashed the snail to pieces!

The driver was banging on the door while cursing loudly:

"What do you want! You've been following my car since the Jiangnan City overpass, and I'm already out of Jiangnan now, how dare you overtake me!"

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Everyone laughed when the driver said that.

Wow, this traffic jam is so bad, even a snail could overtake it.

It is evident that traffic congestion was quite severe during the National Day holiday, especially on busy highways and scenic spots where traffic was extremely congested. Drivers across China were extremely frustrated at this moment, and many lamented that the most romantic thing they could think of was to hurry back to work.

"Haha! This brother is truly witty. In that case, I'll compose a poem to liven things up!"

Another driver stepped forward, paused briefly to gather his thoughts, and then began to sing loudly:

"On the highway, there are thousands of cars and tens of thousands of people!"

Looking around the highway, cars were moving like snails, drivers were getting impatient, and the cars were so still that it made people want to urinate!

With such a complex transportation network, countless tourists are captivated!

Unfortunately, the Audi A6 is as slow as a tortoise, while Mercedes-Benz and BMW have nowhere to unleash their power.

A generation of pride, Lamborghini, watching helplessly as a snail overtakes it!

All that is in the past. Staying home is best during the National Day holiday!

"What a wonderful poem!!"

"Brilliant!"

"What a talent!"

Upon hearing this, everyone around burst into laughter!

Just then, another driver got out of a Mercedes-Benz.

His face seemed to be radiant with the warmth of spring.

His attire clearly identified him as a big boss, with a suit and shiny leather shoes.

"Boss, what talent would you like to perform for us?" one of the drivers asked jokingly.

"No, no, no! I'm a boss, I never play these childish and empty games!"

The shop owner pulled out a particularly expensive-looking lighter and lit a foreign cigarette that none of them recognized. He then gave a mocking smile and looked at Mu Qianxue and her best friend:

"Hello, ladies! Actually, traffic jams are a great time for you to go on blind dates!"

You can tell a lot about a family's wealth from their car, their personality from their state after a traffic jam, and their sexual function from how long they can hold their urine!

To be honest!

I usually drive those two Mercedes-Benzes just for fun; my company has several Maseratis! I've been feeling pretty calm ever since the traffic jam; through Douyin (TikTok), it feels like I've already traveled the world! Most importantly, it's been two days, and I haven't needed to pee at all! So, how about coming with me? I'll treat you to the best of everything, and take you to five-star hotels!

Hearing the boss's words, Mu Qianxue's face immediately turned cold. It turned out that this guy was just joking with the two girls!

In Mu Qianxue's opinion, the joke didn't sound funny at all; on the contrary, it sounded very lewd!

"Yingxue, don't worry, my cousin will be here in a plane to pick us up soon!" Mu Qianxue glared at the man and said, then pulled her best friend back to the car.

She had just asked Ma Yunteng on WeChat how he planned to get over in ten minutes, and Ma Yunteng said he would be coming by helicopter and would be arriving soon.

"Haha, this girl is quite shrewd. She actually dared to bring up her cousin to scare us. This road is so congested, how is her cousin supposed to get here?"

"Yeah, this girl is so naive, she can't even make up a lie."

"That's hilarious! Let's see how his cousin came to be here!"

Several drivers sat down on the ground, constantly mocking Mu Qianxue's naivety.

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!

Suddenly, everyone felt a shadow pass overhead, followed by a faint tapping sound from the air.

Looking up at the sky in confusion, I saw the door of a very luxurious-looking helicopter open, and a long ladder falling out of the door.

"Cousin, climb up quickly!" Ma Yunteng shouted to Mu Qianxue on the ground through the porthole.

"It's too high, my friend and I can't climb up!" Mu Qianxue shouted anxiously.