Ser el patriarca del Dao en el multiverso - Capítulo 262
"Are you bragging?"
"Heh, a bunch of bumpkins don't believe it. Honey, call your uncle right now!" the woman with rouge said arrogantly.
A minute later, a staff member from Calorie Group approached the group: "Which of you is Ms. Cao Fang and Mr. Xie Lei? Please come this way!"
Under the envious gazes of everyone, the couple walked into the hall with their heads held high, seemingly oblivious to their surroundings.
"Sigh...it's so good to have connections!"
"That's not fair! It seems those three spots have already been decided! Let's go!"
"That's right, let's all leave!" two people said, and the people around them nodded in agreement. However, the ridiculous thing was that not a single one of them actually left. They were joking, of course. If you could apply to become a Calorie employee, you could earn 200,000 yuan in two months, with ten social insurances and one housing fund, and after two years of service, you'd get a villa.
Such an opportunity is presented to us, though it may be very slim! But who would want to leave?
"Ma Yunteng, let's go back, we can't squeeze in." Xia Yuxin gave a helpless dry laugh.
"Hehe, it's very easy to get in!" Ma Yunteng laughed and then pulled Xia Yuxin toward the two security guards at the entrance.
"Hey, you dropped your money." Ma Yunteng took out a wad of US dollars from his pocket and threw it at the feet of the two security guards. The two guards' eyes lit up and they immediately bent down to pick up the money. Ma Yunteng took the opportunity to put his arm around Xia Yuxin and walk into the lobby.
Ten minutes later.
Ma Yunteng and Xia Yuxin appeared in a general office. Because there were too many interviewees, the interviewers adopted a group interview method. When the couple saw that Xia Yuxin was also sitting in the interview office, they were stunned.
Ma Yunteng looked at the screen behind the interviewer, which displayed several questions.
First question: Do you like money?
Second question: What kind of work did you do before?
The third question: Do you know me?
"Okay, you can start by introducing yourself!" the interviewer said, pointing to the woman with rouge. She was sitting in the far right seat of the first row.
"Hello everyone, my name is Li Fangfang! I am 20 years old! I graduated from XXXXX University! I am very honored to have this interview opportunity. I have a CET-6 level of English and started working in the service industry right after graduation... (omitted 1,000 words)."
"My name is Guan Yufei, I am 19 years old, and I graduated from XXXX University, omitting a thousand words."
"My name is Zhao Tianba, I am 23 years old, and I graduated from XXXX University, omitting a thousand words."
...
Everyone went on stage to introduce themselves. Xia Yuxin's self-introduction was quite generous and appropriate. Now it was Ma Yunteng's turn to go on stage and introduce himself.
"My name is Ma Yunteng... um." Ma Yunteng scratched the back of his head and said casually, then slowly walked downstairs.
Well……
The office fell silent for a moment, then erupted in thunderous laughter.
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Chapter 178 I Have No Interest in Money! [Please Add to Favorites and Recommend]
The office fell silent for a moment, then erupted in thunderous laughter.
This was the first time anyone had ever heard such a brief self-introduction.
Generally, when introducing oneself, one tries to say a few more words, subtly showcasing one's strengths and talents to impress the interviewer and enhance one's competitiveness.
Ma Yunteng, on the other hand, is extremely sparing with his words!
Of course, these interviewers at the bottom of the calorie ranking system had no idea that the real boss behind calorie was Ma Yunteng. Otherwise, the mere mention of Ma Yunteng's name would have been enough to scare them senseless, wouldn't it?
"Haha, what a country bumpkin, he can't even introduce himself."
"He's obviously from the countryside and doesn't know the interview etiquette in the city. We city folks always bow and greet the interviewer before introducing ourselves, but he didn't even look at the interviewer..."
"Acting like he's some big shot... If someone like that gets hired, I'll walk away the other way around today."
"If someone like that gets accepted, I'll eat shit today!" The crowd immediately started talking.
"It's like he owns the calories business, haha, that's hilarious," the woman with rouge said disdainfully.
“This kind of person doesn’t have the same connections as us, so he must have given up on himself,” said the woman’s boyfriend.
The interviewers were quite surprised. One of them said, "I don't think we need to ask any more questions. We can already eliminate some of them based on the first round of self-introductions."
He wanted to kick Ma Yunteng out directly.
"Let's ask him again; he might be a talented person," another interviewer said.
Xia Yuxin frowned slightly as she looked at Ma Yunteng, who was sitting down next to her as if nothing had happened, and said irritably, "Would it kill you to say a few more words?"
"I won't be exhausted..." Ma Yunteng chuckled awkwardly, "I'll just be wasting my breath..."
"You... sigh! What company would dare to hire you? Your attitude is just not right!" Xia Yuxin sighed speechlessly.
"Not necessarily!" Ma Yunteng laughed, a laugh that she couldn't understand.
After everyone finished their self-introductions, the Q&A session began. One of the interviewers stood up from his seat, pointed at the woman with rouge, and said, "You start. Answer the questions above!"
The woman with rouge glanced at the first question on the screen: Do you like money?
The woman with rouge immediately stood up, bowed deeply to the interviewers on the stage, and said, "Thank you, respected interviewers. I am honored to answer this question. I like money, and money is important to everyone, but I believe there are things more important than money, such as family, friendship, and love. Compared to these beautiful feelings, money is nothing but a pair of stinking coins. Everyone knows that you can earn a lot of money working at Calories, but let's think about it! If a person doesn't work hard and doesn't dedicate their heart to the company, does they deserve to earn so much money? In conclusion, I like money, and like everyone else, I yearn to earn it, but I would rather join the Calories family and contribute my share of light and warmth. Thank you!"
The woman with rouge spoke at length.