Ser el patriarca del Dao en el multiverso

Capítulo 392

"Uh, how can you smoke such cheap cigarettes? Seriously, these are cigarettes for manual laborers. It's beneath us young people to smoke them." Li Long had just returned from the restroom and, upon seeing Ma Yunteng, a mocking smile flashed across his face.

"Here, have one of mine! A cigar specially supplied to the British Royal Family!"

Li Long pulled out a beautifully decorated box, opened it to reveal a dozen cigars, and handed them out to the smoking boys. When it was Ma Yunteng's turn, Li Long gave him a wicked smile, then pretended to drop the cigar in his hand onto the ground in front of Ma Yunteng.

(End of this chapter)

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Chapter 279 Unemployed [3rd Update]

"Oops, sorry, I didn't hold it properly! But this cigarette costs over five thousand yuan! You wouldn't look down on your old classmate and not smoke this kind of cigarette, would you?" A glint of shrewdness flashed in Li Long's eyes; he was deliberately creating a dilemma for Ma Yunteng. If Ma Yunteng smoked this cigarette, he would have to bend down and pick it up in front of him, making it look like he was apologizing.

If Ma Yunteng doesn't pick up the cigarette, then he can continue to say that Ma Yunteng looks down on his classmates and doesn't give them face, and then everyone will stand on his side.

"I've never smoked a cigarette that costs over five thousand yuan a stick!" Ma Yunteng said calmly.

“That’s right, someone like you could work yourself to death for a month and still not earn enough for one of my cigars! How about it, don’t you want one?” Li Long’s lips curled up slightly.

Ma Yunteng didn't answer him. Instead, he stretched out a finger and drew a line in the air. What everyone saw next was an incredible scene: the cigar actually rose up without any wind and flew automatically into Yunteng's hand!

While holding a cigar, Ma Yunteng pulled out a wad of US dollars from his pocket.

Wow!

The US dollar bill was ignited, and then Ma Yunteng lit a cigar on the burning bill, took a puff, and then threw the cigar away. He then slowly exhaled a few smoke rings, which formed two English letters in the air as if they were drawn by gravity: SB.

Everyone was shocked when they saw those two words; it was as if Ma Yunteng had superpowers.

Xiang Wanqing couldn't help but chuckle. Just moments ago, Li Long was creating problems for Ma Yunteng, but in the blink of an eye, Ma Yunteng had made him look very bad. Those two English letters were actually an insult to Li Long, calling him an idiot.

Li Long's face immediately turned very ugly, because he heard the people around him pointing fingers at the matter. He had originally planned to outmaneuver Ma Yunteng, but he didn't expect to humiliate himself.

"Damn it!" Li Long turned around angrily and couldn't help but complain.

"Boss, it's okay, we'll help you get revenge!" the vice class monitor whispered to him, then turned to the other students. "Alright, alright! Everyone, please sit down! The chefs our Brother Long hired are five-star chefs, they'll make sure you're satisfied!"

Upon hearing this, the group slowly walked into the restaurant.

"Old classmate, how did you do that just now?" Xiang Wanqing's beautiful eyes were full of curiosity.

"Yeah, I've learned magic for a few days! It's nothing really. If you want to see, I can perform for you anytime!" Ma Yunteng laughed. He quite liked his old deskmate. Back in school, he often slept on his desk, and every time the teacher caught him, Xiang Wanqing would remind him in time.

Moreover, Xiang Wanqing, as the class's academic representative, even helped him with his graduation project before graduation.

Otherwise, given Ma Yunteng's academic performance, he wouldn't even be able to graduate normally.

Everyone quickly took their seats. In front of them was a rectangular glass table about twenty meters long, with a complete set of food at each seat, mainly featuring seafood.

The deputy class monitor wanted to arrange for Xiang Wanqing to sit next to Li Long, but Xiang Wanqing refused. Instead, she sat down next to Ma Yunteng, who welcomed her with a smile.

"Hmph! You don't know what's good for you!"

"A beauty like Xiang Wanqing should sit next to Brother Long."

"Xiang Wanqing is so immature, she actually rejected Brother Long's kindness." Seeing Xiang Wanqing sitting next to Ma Yunteng, many people whispered among themselves. In their opinion, only Li Long was worthy of their class beauty, Xiang Wanqing. An excellent man must be matched with a beautiful woman.

"Wow! Brother Long, these dishes are so plentiful! We can't get this kind of food anywhere else!" a girl sitting very close to Li Long exclaimed dramatically.

"Yeah, this seafood must cost a lot, right? I remember seeing this dish at a five-star restaurant before, and it was only half a portion! But guess how much it cost? Two thousand yuan!"

"Brother Long wouldn't eat such expensive things every day, would he?" Hearing these comments, Li Long's mood gradually improved. He then opened the tableware and glanced at everyone.

"I paid each of the two chefs I hired an annual salary of five million! The food they make is just so-so! It tasted great at first, but I'm already tired of it! Come on, everyone, don't be shy, the guys have some drinks first! And you girls, if you can't drink alcohol, have some juice! Eat as much as you can!"

As soon as the voices fell, everyone opened their cutlery. Some of the girls also revealed their discerning nature, loudly exclaiming how delicious it was while eating.

"Come on! Fill it all up!" The deputy squad leader suddenly stood up and said, "Let's have one first! Down it in one gulp! If we get drunk, we can sleep here. Anyway, Brother Long lives in a villa, there are plenty of rooms!"

Upon hearing this, everyone filled their glasses and raised them.

Ma Yunteng was the only one who didn't raise his glass, because there were no cutlery in front of him.

"Uh, sorry, I thought you were too embarrassed to come, so I didn't prepare your cutlery! Someone, bring him a set of cutlery!" Li Long said to Ma Yunteng with a sly smile on his lips.

Ma Yunteng didn't say anything.

He knew that Li Long harbored resentment towards him, but he didn't care at all. A clown is bound to jump around before he dies, and he'll naturally stop when he's had enough.

What Ma Yunteng needs to do is deliver a fatal blow.

"Let's do it!"

"Dry!"

"Dry!"

The group of boys were quite straightforward, all downing their drinks in one gulp.

"Ma Yunteng, where have you been working lately?" the deputy squad leader suddenly asked Ma Yunteng teasingly.

"Who are you?" Ma Yunteng smiled slightly.

"Oh ho! You don't recognize me, the vice class monitor, just because you've made a little money?" The vice class monitor raised an eyebrow. How could Ma Yunteng not recognize him? This was clearly Ma Yunteng deliberately trying not to give him face.

"Oh, I remember now! You're the deputy squad leader who fell into the cesspool for over an hour and kept burping after climbing out!" Ma Yunteng said in an exaggerated manner.

Upon hearing this, everyone present exclaimed in disgust! They were eating when Ma Yunteng actually used such a disgusting word as "cesspool," and even Xiang Wanqing, who was next to him, rolled her eyes at him speechlessly.