Oye, señorito, que esta menda te saluda

Young master, this old lady greets you.

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"Wow, you're not a gigolo? Holy crap, this doesn't make sense!" Qin Xiaoyou exclaimed, cupping her face in her hands.

"If I really am a gigolo, you'd better wait and get a beating," Bai Yuxiao said coldly.

Why? Before she could finish speaking, Qin Xiaoyou was smacked on the head. "How many times have I told you to speak more politely!" Bai Yuxiao exclaimed, exasperated.

"So elegant?" Qin Xiaoyou looked up at the sky and thought for a while, then curtsied to Bai Yuxiao: "Young master, I am here to greet you."

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At first sight, I was captivated by his mesmerizing peach blossom eyes. Upon second sight, I was drawn to his serene and otherworldly demeanor, as serene as a lotus flower.

After their third meeting, she revealed the truth about her time travel, only to find that the person had vanished without a trace. Heartbroken, she wandered alone into the vast desert, forever severing ties with him, leaving him behind in both heaven and earth!

☆, Chapter 1, Holy crap! What's going on?

"This is a fucking messed-up world!" These were the first words Qin Xiaoyou uttered after opening her eyes. Don't blame her for not behaving like a typical girl; she started swearing right away. It was simply because the scene was so bizarre.

Although Qin Xiaoyou absolutely did not consider herself a traditional woman who blushed at the slightest thing, the idea of a woman in her twenties who had never been in a relationship waking up to a naked male body was simply too stimulating.

Reaching out her finger, Qin Xiaoyou poked the man's face twice. Hmm, he didn't wake up. Driven by curiosity, Qin Xiaoyou did the most regrettable thing she'd ever done: she pressed her ear against the naked man's chest to listen for a heartbeat.

Just as Qin Xiaoyou leaned down, a muffled chuckle came from above, followed by an uncontrollable burst of laughter. Her ears red, Qin Xiaoyou looked up and roared angrily, "What are you laughing at?!"

The man had probably never seen a girl speak so rudely before, and for a moment he forgot to laugh, just staring blankly with his mouth agape. But to Qin Xiaoyou, this dazed look made him seem like a dumbfounded wooden chicken, so she forgot about being angry and burst into laughter.

But as she laughed, Qin Xiaoyou realized something was wrong. The man's hand had somehow climbed onto her neck, and he was blowing hot breath into her ear while undressing her. Seeing that she was only wearing her undergarments, Qin Xiaoyou quickly slapped the man's hand away, clutching her clothes tightly, and asked, "What do you want?"

"You ask me what I want to do?" The man stopped what he was doing, tilted his head, and said innocently, "Naturally, I want to do what you asked me to do."

"Nonsense! When did I ask you to do that? No, when did I ask you to take my clothes off?" Qin Xiaoyou's face flushed red with anger. This man was utterly shameless. He'd somehow gotten her here, stripped naked, and slept next to her—she couldn't care less if someone wanted to sleep naked. But why was he trying to take her clothes off now? Had she sleepwalked last night and gone to find a man to undress her? Good heavens! When did she become so desperate?

The man took in Qin Xiaoyou's conflicted expression, a playful smile appearing on his lips. However, he quickly suppressed the smile, reverting to an innocent demeanor, and said, "Miss, you came to our shop with the silver, specifically asking me to keep you company. And now, aren't I keeping you company? You said you wanted to play a game with me, a contest to see who could pretend to be asleep the best, but the game is over now, and we should get down to business. As they say, the spring night is short, and I don't want to waste the generous sum of silver you gave me."

In the shop? With her? Hearing the man's words, Qin Xiaoyou felt her twenty-odd years of good self-control were about to crumble. Could this be the legendary male escort shop? And the man lying next to her was a male escort? But she clearly drank milk and went to sleep in her own room last night. Could she have been sleepwalking so badly that she even found a male escort shop? Wow, she never thought she had this kind of potential. Qin Xiaoyou stroked her chin, thinking about how to brag to her girlfriends later. Those women usually only mocked her for being an old maid who hadn't even given away her first kiss. Hmph, now that she's done it, she's surprised everyone by hiring a male escort. They'll be so jealous and envious.

Right, they definitely won't believe me if I just tell them, so I might as well take a group photo as evidence. Thinking of this, Qin Xiaoyou started searching the bed for her phone. But as she searched, she couldn't help but want to curse again. "Damn it, what kind of lousy host club is this? Why is the bed so weird, so hard? And where's my waterbed? Give me back my waterbed!"

Seeing Qin Xiaoyou rolling around on the bed with boundless excitement, the man couldn't help but cautiously poke her shoulder and ask, "Miss, are you looking for something?"

He shouldn't have asked; the moment he did, Qin Xiaoyou turned around, her eyes gleaming with a frightening light as she stared at the man, practically drooling over something delicious. Just as the man was agonizing over whether to immediately pull the blanket over himself to protect his chastity, or simply lie down and let her do as she pleased, Qin Xiaoyou spoke up: "Hey bro, can I borrow your phone to take a picture?"

"Hand-cooked chicken? What's that? Is it a new dish?" the man asked, looking puzzled.

"Hey, don't play dumb with me. Don't worry, I'm just taking a picture of the two of us. I won't be like Teacher Chen. Don't be nervous, don't be nervous." As she spoke, Qin Xiaoyou put her hand on the man's shoulder in a friendly manner, with a roguish smile on her face.

Although the man thought she looked cute when she smiled, it just felt strange to see such a lewd expression on a young woman's face.

Seeing that the man didn't react for a long time and just kept staring at her face, Qin Xiaoyou got annoyed and slapped him on the back, saying, "Damn it, what are you doing, a grown man, being so coy? I'm a girl and I'm not scared, what are you scared of? Hurry up and take out your phone, I can't wait."

"Girl, it's not that I don't want to give it to you, it's just that I really don't know what 'hand chicken' is." The man looked at Qin Xiaoyou with a tearful expression.

Looking into those big, watery eyes staring at her, Qin Xiaoyou was overwhelmed with maternal love. She put away her fierce expression and said softly, "You don't know what a cell phone is? Have you never seen a cell phone before?"

The man shook his head. Looking at his pitiful little face, Qin Xiaoyou's maternal instincts surged. What a pitiful child! She wondered which mountain he came from; he was so old and had never even seen a cell phone. No wonder he was in this line of work. Suppressing the urge to hug the man and comfort him, Qin Xiaoyou tried to speak calmly, saying, "It's okay if you haven't seen one. How about this, go and call your manager out here. Tell him I need to speak with him."

Although he still didn't understand what Qin Xiaoyou meant by "manager," he could roughly guess that she meant she wanted to find the owner of the Chunfeng Yidu brothel. So, the tears that had been welling up in the man's eyes suddenly streamed down his face, and he asked in a choked voice, "Does the young lady find Yuxiao's service unsatisfactory?"

The sight of a beautiful woman shedding tears is always heart-wrenching, especially when it comes to such a handsome man with such a good appearance and figure. Qin Xiaoyou's heart immediately started pounding, and she forgot all about looking for her phone. She grabbed one of her sleeves and diligently wiped away the man's tears.

But as she was wiping herself, Qin Xiaoyou suddenly felt something was off. This outfit... this didn't seem to be her usual floral-patterned pajamas. This outfit... why did it look so much like something someone would wear to an opera? Realizing this, Qin Xiaoyou finally began to seriously examine the room she was sleeping in for the first time since opening her eyes.

She shouldn't have looked, because the more she looked, the more eerie it seemed, and the colder it felt. Suppressing the urge to scream, Qin Xiaoyou turned to the man with a serious expression and asked, "Tell me, what era is this?"

Although he found Qin Xiaoyou's question strange, the man answered seriously, "It is now the eighth year of the Tianqi era."

What exactly is the eighth year of the Tianqi reign? Scratching her head, Qin Xiaoyou's meager historical knowledge offered absolutely no inspiration. But after a moment's thought, Qin Xiaoyou relaxed. It didn't matter, as long as it wasn't something like the 2000s. Who cares what era the eighth year of the Tianqi reign was? The important thing is that she, Qin Xiaoyou, had transmigrated!

Although her time travel was rather haphazard—she didn't have a bracelet that allowed her to communicate with time like the heroines in other time-travel novels, nor did she get into a car accident while trying to save a cat or dog—she simply fell asleep and woke up to find herself in this world. However, Qin Xiaoyou was still quite happy. Having been an orphan since childhood and used to living a carefree life, she had no ties to being suddenly thrown into a strange era.

With eager anticipation, Qin Xiaoyou roared in her heart: "Yay, I'm coming for the eighth year of Tianqi!"

Chapter 2, I've been tricked.

After quickly accepting the fact that she had transmigrated, Qin Xiaoyou laughed for a full half hour before stopping. Wiping away the drool that was about to drip down her face, Qin Xiaoyou decided to try and get some information out of this seemingly innocent young male escort.

"Hey, what's your name?" Before asking someone a question, you need to know their name first, otherwise calling them "hey" all the time sounds really unfriendly. So Qin Xiaoyou's first question was to ask the young man's name.

“Miss, have you forgotten Yuxiao’s name? But when you arrived at this Spring Breeze Pavilion, you specifically asked me to accompany you.” The young man, or rather, Yuxiao, blinked his big, watery eyes as he looked at Qin Xiaoyou.

Oh, so this building is called Spring Breeze Once, what a great name, both lewd and elegant, I like it! Qin Xiaoyou selectively ignored the fact that Yu Xiao Gongzi mentioned that she knew him, and instead marveled at the name of this brothel.

After sighing, Qin Xiaoyou pulled the blanket over herself, leaned back casually, and continued, "I'll ask you a few more questions. If you answer them well, I'll redeem you, and you won't have to stay here anymore." Although Qin Xiaoyou hadn't experienced the harsh realities of life, she considered herself well-versed in the ways of the world through books. In her mind, weren't all the women in brothels hoping to find someone to help them escape their hellholes? So, she naturally assumed that Yu Xiao would be incredibly moved by her words and immediately answer all her questions without reservation.

Whether it was because the author's imagination in the novel was too idealistic, or because Qin Xiaoyou was just unlucky enough to transmigrate to an era that didn't follow the rules, after she finished speaking, the Jade Flute Prince didn't immediately express his gratitude by calling her his benefactor. Instead, he gave her a look as if she were an idiot, then gracefully dressed, got out of bed, sat at the table, combed his hair, and asked, "I'm doing just fine in this brothel, with no worries about food or clothing. Why should I redeem myself and leave?"

Yu Xiao Gongzi's words caused Qin Xiaoyou's brain to freeze for 0.01 seconds. However, after a brief moment of thought, Qin Xiaoyou interpreted Yu Xiao Gongzi's words as him not believing that she would redeem him. So, she put on a warm smile and said, "Don't worry, I, Qin Xiaoyou, am a well-known figure in the martial arts world. I absolutely mean what I say. As long as you answer my questions properly, I will definitely..."

“Miss Qin, I believe I have made myself very clear. I have never intended to leave Chunfeng Yidu Pavilion. Therefore, please forgive me for not being able to accept your kind offer.” The person who was so charming just moments before immediately switched to a cold and indifferent attitude. Qin Xiaoyou suddenly had an urge to become his apprentice because of this rapid change of expression. However, it was just an urge.

Although Young Master Yuxiao had already refused, Qin Xiaoyou was still unwilling to give up. Her eyes darted around, and she came up with another idea. After clearing her throat twice, Qin Xiaoyou slowly s

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