However, the dwarfs completely ignored Yun Xiangxiang's thoughts and continued to eat Yun Xiangxiang's tender tofu without any mercy. While eating the tofu, they also whispered to each other in words that Yun Xiangxiang could not understand.
Yun Xiangxiang was filled with grief and indignation. She felt incredibly unlucky! Did transmigrators even have any perks?! She had already read several novels where the transmigrators either had a spatial ability, a game, or knew the direction of history—they definitely had some kind of cheat code!
What does she have?
Yun Xiangxiang stared blankly at the ceiling.
Space? None!
Games? No!
History? None!
Waaah, what a miserable transmigrator she is! And, after all this time, she sadly discovered that everyone around her is a dwarf! Although her chubby mother is a tiny bit taller than the dwarfs, it doesn't change the fact that she's tiny!
Yun Xiangxiang closed her eyes and prayed again: I am Snow White...
Just then, the door was suddenly opened, but strangely, the fat mother's sharp yet very gentle voice did not come out.
Yun Xiangxiang opened her eyes and looked around. Huh? Who is he?
A dwarf!
This fact dealt another blow to Yun Xiangxiang; it seemed that there were really no normal humans around her!
A male dwarf!
This was obvious, because the dwarf who came had a long beard that dragged all the way to the ground.
A male dwarf of high status!
This was something Yun Xiangxiang had learned from her carefully cultivated good eye in her past life. The long-bearded dwarf was wearing a pointed hat. Although some of the other dwarves who had taken advantage of her before were also wearing hats, the long-bearded dwarf's hat was clearly different from the others.
The pointed hat was entirely black, with a sparkling ruby set on top, and two very thick chains attached to the brim. Although Yun Xiangxiang didn't know what metal it was, it looked quite valuable.
Although Yun Xiangxiang didn't quite agree with the long-bearded dwarf's taste, she knew that the dwarf was either rich or noble.
Just as they were wondering who this person was, an unexpected change occurred.
The long-bearded man pushed aside the other dwarfs and reached out to pick up Yun Xiangxiang, who was still contemplating life.
What?! What do you want to do?!
Startled, Yunxiang belatedly realized what was happening: "Fat Mom! Help! Kidnapping! Someone's trying to abduct your precious baby! Fat Mom, save me!"
Unfortunately, although Yun Xiangxiang's voice was loud, her tongue wasn't very nimble. To others, her long speech sounded like wailing.
Just as Yun Xiangxiang was at a loss, the fat mother returned, and she had obviously heard Yun Xiangxiang crying and rushed back. As soon as she entered, she was about to scold the children, but when she saw the long-bearded dwarf holding Yun Xiangxiang, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
The bearded dwarf was caught off guard by Yun Xiangxiang's strong reaction and was quite flustered. When he saw the fat mother come in, he quickly handed Yun Xiangxiang over to her and gave her an embarrassed smile.
The plump mother didn't blame him; she just smiled and said a few words to him.
Feeling safe, Yun Xiang snuggled comfortably in her plump mother's soft embrace, but she was quite depressed. It seemed that the bearded dwarf knew her mother, but unfortunately, she couldn't understand a word he said.
It seems it's time to learn the dwarves' language.
Now that she had made up her mind to learn the dwarves' language, Yun Xiangxiang found the days even less boring. In fact, after listening for so long, even if she didn't know the exact meaning of some words, Yun Xiangxiang felt she could guess their general meaning.
For example, every time the chubby mother puts the metal baby bottle into Yunxiangxiang's mouth, she says the same thing, which means something like: "Good baby, it's time to drink milk."
For example, after feeding, the chubby mother would habitually kiss Yunxiang's little face, and at that time she would say something that roughly meant: "Baby is so good."
Then it's time to wipe Yunxiang's bottom. Every time this happens, the chubby mom will say a long speech, the gist of which is: "You pooped again. Baby eats a lot and poops a lot. Mom likes you to be healthy."
So when Yun Xiangxiang started learning the dwarven language, she found that it wasn't actually that difficult. After all, she was in such a language environment, and learning dwarven didn't require memorizing vocabulary or grammar, plus there were so many free practice partners.
Here we go again, free sparring partners.
Yun Xiangxiang raised her eyelids slightly, and roughly counted. Hmm, today is not bad, only three people came. If seven people came every time, she would be driven crazy by the noise.
"Hurry, hurry, Mom's gone out!" said the little dwarf A.
"Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze! It's so much fun!" said the second dwarf.
"It's white and smells good!" said Dwarf C.
After so many days, Yun Xiangxiang had already grasped some basic vocabulary, and these little dwarfs were obviously quite young, so their words were simple and easy to understand.
"You little rascals! You're bullying the baby again!" Although the dwarves only came in to tease Yunxiang when Mama Fat wasn't around, they were always caught red-handed by her.
The little dwarfs collectively stuck out their tongues: "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy..." They immediately abandoned Yun Xiangxiang and went to flatter their fat mother.
Yun Xiangxiang had absolutely no interest in this kind of drama that played out countless times a day. However, today seemed to be a little different.
Although the chubby mother was scolding her "little rascals," she had a beaming smile on her face: "Today we're having a feast, so you all have to be good. We'll go together later!"
Huh? A new word? Yun Xiangxiang was about to yawn and close her eyes when a new word suddenly entered her ears. What does it mean? She frowned and began to think.
But before she could figure out the answer, the chubby mother started running after her: "Baby, time to change into new clothes!"
Yun was startled. Had she pooped again?! No, the area under her bottom was completely dry!
Looking up, she saw the plump mother holding a new dress she'd never seen before—it was gorgeous and eye-catching. Huh? What was she planning to do?
Yun Xiangxiang had a new problem, but fortunately, changing clothes was something she didn't need to do herself. Even if she was daydreaming, the chubby mother could quickly help her change: "Baby, you look so beautiful!"
After changing her clothes, the plump mother held her in her arms and said to the little dwarfs who had been watching, "You little rascals, come with Mommy!"
Yun Xiangxiang turned her head to look at the few dwarfs, and it was in that glance that she belatedly realized that she had been seen naked!
*Facepalm*
As Yun Xiangxiang was carried out of the little house for the first time by her chubby mother, she stared wide-eyed with curiosity at her surroundings. The outside was decorated much like the little house, only larger. Carried out of one room after another, Yun Xiangxiang finally stepped outdoors for the first time.
Huh?
Yun Xiangxiang stared wide-eyed in disbelief.
Where is the sky? Where are the clouds?
From Yun Xiangxiang's perspective, all she could see was a stone roof, very tall, but definitely not the sky. She strained to turn and look around, and Yun Xiangxiang was instantly horrified!
☆, Chapter 003 From Dumpling to Bun
Oh my god!
For a moment, Yun Xiangxiang simply couldn't believe her eyes.
So many little dwarfs~~~
Judging by her appearance, Yun Xiangxiang realized that there were at least a thousand dwarves in the square in front of her, and maybe more!
Good heavens! Could she really not be Snow White? No, no, it's possible she is, but the seven dwarfs just took her back to the land of the dwarfs.
While saying things that were deceiving herself, Yun Xiangxiang never expected that she would actually become the truth-teller!
"My people! Today marks the thirtieth day since my baby's birth! Let us rejoice!"
Yun Xiangxiang was startled by the sudden sound beside her, and then she actually jumped up!
"Waaah, what would it feel like to hear thousands of dwarves cheering together?" Yun Xiangxiang was so scared she was trembling. She quickly hugged her fat mother, "I'm so scared, so scared, so scared!"
As if sensing her thoughts, the plump mother hugged her even tighter and gently placed a comforting kiss on her little face.
"Honey, give me the baby!"
This time, Yun Xiangxiang finally realized who the first person to speak was. The loud-voiced guy in front of her was none other than the long-bearded dwarf who tried to kidnap her last time!
"Baby, don't be afraid, Daddy won't hurt you!" The plump mother looked at Yun Xiangxiang carefully and made sure that she didn't look like she was about to cry before she gently placed her in the arms of the bearded dwarf.
Yun Xiangxiang stared blankly as she was moved to a different spot. It wasn't that she didn't want to cry; she simply couldn't cry anymore.
The word "father" was very familiar to her, because that's what the seven dwarfs who often bothered her called the bearded dwarf. But she always believed herself to be Snow White, the Snow White who was rescued by the seven dwarfs and taken back to the dwarf kingdom, but why was that?
Why does she call the seven dwarfs' father "Dad" too?!
"My people, this is my daughter, my first daughter! Let us be proud of her, bless her, and cheer for her!" The bearded dwarf lifted Yun Xiangxiang high with both hands and roared in an impassioned tone.
Yun Xiangxiang's whole body was stiff! Being held up by the hands of a tiny little dwarf, how could it be so thrilling! She felt completely unsafe! Fat Mom, come save me!
Perhaps the fat mother heard her thoughts, or perhaps the bearded dwarf was afraid that Yun Xiangxiang would cry again without giving her any face, because soon, Yun Xiangxiang returned to the fat mother's safe embrace.
As soon as she returned to her familiar embrace, Yun Xiangxiang immediately pouted, trying her best to make a very aggrieved expression with her chubby face.
The bearded dwarf happened to see his little daughter's expression, which was both adorable and exasperating. He said softly, with a mix of amusement and sadness, "Why doesn't my baby like me?"
I just don't like you! I just don't like you!
Yun Xiangxiang pouted her cute little mouth, turned her head and snuggled into her chubby mother's arms.
The long-bearded dwarf awkwardly touched his long beard, coughed, and said to the still cheering dwarves, "I hereby announce that today I will officially bestow upon my daughter the title of Dwarf Princess of the Dwarf Kingdom!"
"The dwarf princess! The dwarf princess!"
The dwarves cheered loudly, and Yun Xiangxiang vomited three liters of blood!
Although Yun Xiangxiang had a premonition that she was not Snow White at all, she never expected that she would actually be dressed up as a dwarf princess!
Although both are princesses, the differences are really, really big!
Snow White is gentle, beautiful, and loved by everyone, but what about the dwarf princesses? The dwarfs we've seen in novels, movies, and games are usually…
Short, big-breasted, ugly, brainless, simple-minded, and an idiot!
Waaaaah, God, can we make a deal? Can we wear this again?!
Although she was extremely unwilling, Yun Xiangxiang had no choice. Just imagine, what could a newborn baby, only a month old, possibly do?
What's that saying? Since life is like rape, and you can't resist, you might as well enjoy it!
Days passed by, and Yun Xiangxiang watched herself grow from a big ball of flesh into a big bun of flesh, from babbling to being able to say a few words, and from needing her chubby mother's help to turn over to being able to stand up while holding onto the edge of the bed.
I have to say, I've made a lot of progress!
A year has passed since she arrived in this strange world. This morning, Yun Xiangxiang sat on her bed, staring blankly at her short arms and legs. Why, despite drinking milk so diligently, had she only grown a little bit?