"Thump!" The little rascal didn't kneel before the stone; his legs went weak with fear: "Ho ho ho ho ho..."
What the hell?! Do you think you're Jay Chou?!
Stone decisively adjusted the angle of the Explosive Rocket Launcher, aiming it at the little rascal sitting on the ground, waiting for Dio's order to fire immediately!
"stop!"
Stone decided to interpret "stop" as "fire," and roared, "Boom!"
But in reality, she didn't actually fire. Of course, her Flame Rocket Launcher was a true divine weapon; if she had fired it, that little scum would have been reduced to ashes.
"Aghhhhhh!" Little Scumbag screamed in agony as he fell backward, drawing the attention of the other five classes in the training ground.
Stone calmly put away the Explosive Rocket Launcher, then dashed forward and mounted Little Trash.
"You dare look down on me? I'll beat you to death!" Stone wanted to emulate Wu Song's tiger-fighting stance for a perfect victory, but the little rascal wouldn't cooperate. Startled by Stone, the guy fell backward, and Stone just sat there!
"Goose, goose, goose..."
I'll even arch my neck and sing to the sky!
After beating up the little rascal, Stone jumped up again and sat down on the little rascal's alluring body part, eliciting a nearly suffocating groan from the little rascal: "Teacher Dior, I won!"
Dio stared intently at the stone's thick, rounded buttocks, speechless and choked with emotion. "You scumbag, your teacher ruined you..."
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Winter is so cold! I feel like my hands are freezing solid.
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☆, Chapter 169 Reencounter with the Ternsue Family
"School doctor, call the school doctor!" Dio, after a moment of stunned silence, shouted loudly towards a corner of the training field. A moment later, a doctor dressed in a loose white suit rushed over.
"This is it." Dio walked straight to the stone, reached out, and lifted it aside. Pointing to the tiny creature lying on the ground, barely clinging to life, Dio sighed, "Trash, what's your name?"
The scumbag was stunned for a long time, making low, muffled sounds as if someone was choking him. Soon, the doctor cast a levitation spell on him: "Teacher Dior, what injury did he suffer?"
Little Scumbag looks badly injured (he just fought three times), but upon closer inspection, you can see that his injuries are actually not serious at all; they are just some superficial wounds.
Dio hesitated for a moment, but facing the doctor's piercing gaze, he decided to tell the truth. After all, in any world, doctors are among the people you can't afford to offend. Besides, even if he told the truth, he wouldn't be the one who lost face: "It's nothing, maybe my manhood is broken!"
My manhood... is broken...
In an instant, Stone felt a flock of crows cawing rapidly overhead. Damn it, she could understand each word individually, so why couldn't she understand them when they were put together?
It wasn't just Stone; the little rascal's scream had drawn the attention of almost everyone on the training field. So, Dio's explanation to the doctor turned into a public press conference…
Stone silently covered his face. "Scumbag, I'll be praying for you in my heart."
"This..." The doctor was stunned for a long time before turning his head to look at a certain spot of the little scum floating beside him. Then, suddenly, he reached out his demonic claws towards that spot.
"ah!!!"
With that scream, everyone in the audience observed a moment of silence for him and paid their respects with stones.
Watching the little scumbag disappear, Dio glanced at the remaining scumbags. He asked a serious question: "What was that one's name?"
School has only been in session for two days, and yesterday Diora made them run laps again. Today there's another exam and punishment, so unfortunately, everyone looked at each other blankly and no one spoke up.
Dio thought for a moment, then waved to the kids who were still running laps: "Little losers. Come back first, you can go run again later!"
So, after all the losers came back, Dior did something really awful: "Those losers whose names were called can go for a run now, and those who didn't finish their test, go draw circles on the side!"
Yes. Roll call. Dio took out a roll call book from his spatial equipment and began calling out names: "Louis Cardino! Bruce Canon... Hoy! Issa Terunsu!"
Nobody answered?!
"Isa Terunsu!" Dio called out again, but still no one answered. So he calmly said, "Terunsu! Hmm, that's alright. I remember the Terunsu family has several boys. Alright, except for those little brats who still have exams, the rest of you can go back to running! Remember, everyone get an extra lap!"
Stone: "..." So, that little scumbag named Issa Terunsu was abandoned?
The remaining three pairs then began their duel. Although weapons were permitted, none of them went too far, all using similar-looking knight's swords. Despite their mediocre swordsmanship, the back-and-forth swordplay was surprisingly entertaining.
"Losers, get out there and run! Three laps each!" Dio dismissed the three who had failed, then growled at the remaining four, "Line up! Count off!"
Okay, Stone was still first, but this time, things seemed to be reversed; no one was willing to line up behind her. But as the saying goes, with Dio around, no one dared to be too presumptuous. Soon, the lines were formed, and the opponents were assigned.
Stone looked at the disheveled man in front of her, whose body was a complete mess from the previous fight, and felt a pang of sympathy. She couldn't help it; Stone thought herself incredibly impressive. Look at how badly others had been ruined, while she herself remained a ladylike figure. [~]
Of course, in other people's eyes, "stone" is definitely not the word to describe a lady.
"Like I said, you can use other weapons. But, Huo Yi, right?" After the roll call just now, Dio finally remembered the stone's name: "You can't use the Huo family's divine weapon."
Immediately, Stone's face fell: "But I don't know how to use a sword!"
“But we can use something else, anything but the Huo family's divine artifact.” Dio looked at the stone calmly, though he was inwardly agitated. He had long heard of the prestige of the six great families of the East. Moreover, he knew there was a daughter from the Huo family in his class. But he never imagined the Huo family would be willing to give their divine artifact to a young girl. Was it that the Huo family had too many divine artifacts, or that they valued this girl too much?
"Can I use a hammer?" Stone scanned her ring space with her mental power. Although she had two spatial equipment, she usually only kept some delicious food in the spatial bracelet, and most of her things were in the ring space.
The frustrating thing was that her ring space was overflowing with the explosive rocket launchers she had already forged, ranging from divine artifacts to inferior ones. But, weapons? None.
"A hammer?" Dio paused for a moment, but then nodded in agreement: "Okay."
The hammer is the only decent weapon in the stone ring's storage space. Actually, it's not a weapon at all, but a tool for striking iron with stone.
"Boom!" Stone took the hammer out of his ring and slammed it onto the training ground, creating a loud impact. "Has it started?"
The man opposite him, Stone also learned his name during the roll call earlier; it was Louis Cardino.
Looking at the shiny, obviously valuable knight's sword in his hand, and then at the massive iron hammer that Stone was holding not far away, Cardino felt like he had the worst luck of his life.
"Uh." Even Dio, who considered himself a seasoned veteran, was taken aback by the appearance of the stone's formidable weapon. However, he still gritted his teeth and shouted, "Begin!"
Stone gripped the hammer handle with both hands and swung it down at Cardino. Poor Cardino, who had initially intended to defend himself with his knight's sword, had barely raised his hand when the hammer came hurtling towards him: "Aaaaaahh ...
It's not that they're incompetent, it's that the Communist army is too strong.
If Cardino were also a time traveler, he would have adapted this classic line.
It's not that Cardino is incompetent, but that Huo Yi is too shameless!
Stone wielded the giant hammer with ferocious power, seemingly intent on overwhelming the poor little wretch with sheer force. Having grown up with Steel Hammer Dad, she possessed astonishing arm strength, and even with such a heavy weapon, she was faster than the poor little wretch.
"Help!" Cardino desperately wanted to just run home. Waaah, Mom, school is so scary, the girls are so fierce, I want to go home!
"Stop!" Dior finally spoke: "You lost, go run! Run...run ten laps!"
"Thump!" Cardino immediately knelt down before Dio: "Why?!"
Dio looked at Stone, who had calmly put the hammer back into his ring, and said approvingly, "Huo Yi, not bad. As for you, I misspoke earlier, you should run twenty laps! Go!!!"
Cardino scrambled away, crying, "Daddy, Mommy, I miss you!"
Stone tilted his head, looking smugly at the remaining two losers: "Which of you is stronger? I haven't had enough of beating people up yet!"
The tone was sweet and coquettish, but the content was vicious.
The two little bastards glanced at the stone, shivering, and then began to fight with resolute eyes.
Stone was initially enjoying the show, but as she watched, she sensed something was amiss. It seemed like these two were going easy on her? Oh wait, that's not quite right. What was it again? Stone recalled her memories from her past life and instantly understood.
"You two have played passively, which has let down your teachers, your classmates, the Imperial Academy, the expectations the Fallen Empire placed on you, and the general public... You have all let down..."
Shi Tou began to lecture incessantly, causing the two little rascals to stop what they were doing and stare at her in disbelief.
"Damn it, you guys aren't playing anymore? You've lost all attitude towards a passive game? Humph, I'm reporting you!"
Report Mao!
While Stone was still grumbling, Dio was completely enraged. In his opinion, if you fight with all your might, losing is fine. But if you're like Cardino just now, lacking even the courage to face the opponent and only knowing how to desperately dodge (it's not that Cardino lacked courage, he genuinely couldn't beat Stone!), then he deserves to be punished!
What's more, those two scoundrels went too far. This isn't dodging; it's outright avoidance! As men, they don't even have the courage to face a girl. Humph, what's the point of their lives?!
Dio is furious! Dio is enraged! Dio is about to explode!
What will become of those two little rascals? Stone watched Dio's retreating figure, carrying one rascal in each hand, quickly disappearing from the training ground, and silently began to ponder. Hmm, she shouldn't have tried to sow discord, right? And she shouldn't have added fuel to the fire, right?
"You little losers, those who haven't finished running, finish! Anyone who dares to slack off, I'll turn you into real losers!!!" Just as Stone was deep in thought, the other losers slowly stopped and looked expectantly at Dio's back when Dio suddenly uttered these words, which immediately scared them so much that they started running again as fast as they could.
Shi Tou stood there for a while, contemplating life and the world, before decisively turning around and heading towards the medical room next to the training field.
Poor little Issa Terunsu, your big sister is here to see you~~~
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This is the second update. I'm freezing! Time to go snuggle up in bed with my pan-fried buns! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
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☆, Chapter 170 The Decline of the Magical World
She burst into the infirmary, her big, dark eyes wide as she began to ponder a question.
Oh my god, if she sees something she shouldn't have seen, will she get a sty?
o(╯□╰)o
"Agh~~~" Issa Terunsu, who was lying on the hospital bed in the infirmary receiving examination and treatment, let out a scream that was even more miserable than when she was injured.
Stone decisively turned and fled, but unfortunately, disaster struck. The otherworldly weaklings were indeed resilient; having wasted so much time, most of them had already completed their allotted laps and were hesitating whether to leave or stay and wait for Dio's return. Just then, they heard that scream…
Thus, the tragedy instantly escalated into a catastrophe, and for Issa Terensu, today was indeed the lowest point in his life. On this day, after suffering immense physical harm, he endured unparalleled mental torment. He resolutely…
It withered.
Well, Stone guiltily touched his nose, then quickly hid in the crowd, joining the other scumbags in exclaiming in surprise, "What's going on? What happened?"
It has to be admitted that after watching so many performances by those award-winning actors and actresses from my previous life, Stone's acting skills are actually quite good; at least the little rascals can't tell the difference. Of course, there are still some who know the truth, such as that unfortunate milkman who was so excited that he rolled off his hospital bed, greatly aggravating his injuries.