"What?" Lin Qing asked, puzzled.
Saitama: "Ingredients!"
"What ingredients?" Lin Qing didn't react immediately.
Saitama tilted his head and said, "You're so forgetful. Didn't you say you'd treat me to dinner, provide the ingredients, and I'd cook?"
"Oh, I was just joking. I have some delicious food right here." Lin Qing quickly waved his hand.
"Oh, okay." Saitama quickly set the table, then neatly arranged two sets of bowls and chopsticks before kneeling down in front of it.
"Lin Qing, please sit down."
“Okay.” Lin Qing knelt down at the table, just like Saitama. “What would you like to eat? I have a lot of dishes here.”
"Ah, I like to eat a lot of things: bananas, fries, and most importantly, meat!" Saitama's stomach started growling.
With a wave of her hand, Lin Qing conjured a whole table of spirit bananas.
"Eat the banana first, then the fries, and then the meat. It depends on whether you can eat it all. I'll make sure you're full." With that, Lin Qing picked up a banana and started eating.
"Great, then I won't be polite." Saitama laughed and grabbed a banana to eat.
"Oh! This banana is so delicious! It's so much better than any banana I've ever had before!" Saitama was exceptionally happy.
Soon, the two finished the bananas on the table, and then the fries made from spirit potatoes were laid out on the small table.
Seeing the glittering fries, Saitama's eyes lit up, and he devoured half the table of fries in one go.
"Burp!" We'll each have half, but you can have the other half.
Seeing Saitama's unsatisfied expression, Lin Qing generously ate all the remaining fries.
Lin Qing: "Alright, next up is the meat, but this place is a bit small, the meat is too big to fit."
Saitama's face immediately turned fierce: "Are you saying my room is too small?"
Lin Qing said calmly, "It is very small."
Saitama immediately resumed his dazed expression and said, "Oh, it seems to be very small." He even scratched his head as he spoke.
Lin Qing: ""
"Let's go to the rooftop then. The rooftop is very big. I usually go there to air out my blankets."
Saitama immediately walked out of the room and headed towards the rooftop. Lin Qing smiled and slowly followed.
Although Saitama could appear on the rooftop instantly, he still walked up just like an ordinary person, and Lin Qing did the same. It felt great.
"Not bad, it's spacious enough." Lin Qing nodded in satisfaction.
Immediately, with a wave of his hand, a roasted red pig several tens of meters long appeared in Lin Qing's hand. Then, he cast a purification spell on the rooftop.
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Instantly, the entire rooftop was spotless and immaculate, and Lin Qing placed the roasted red pig directly on the ground.
"Drip!" Saitama's mouth was agape, and saliva was already dripping down his throat.
"Wow, what a big roasted pig! It smells so good!"
Lin Qing chuckled, took out another roasted red pig, placed it on the other side, and said, "That pig is for you, we'll each have one."
"Then I won't hold back, Awooo!" Saitama howled like a wolf and pounced, biting off the pig's nose in one bite.
"Great, delicious! This is the best meat I've ever eaten." Saitama crawled right into the Red Boar's body and devoured it.
"I can't eat anymore, but I really want to eat it." Saitama sat on the ground, looking at the two-thirds of the roasted red pig that was still left, looking extremely distressed.
"Knock knock knock! Knock knock knock! Teacher!" A knocking sound rang out on the door.
"Saitama, Saitama, go open the door." Lin Qing was annoyed by the noise and kicked Saitama, who was sleeping on the floor.
Saitama was also woken up. He rubbed his eyes, stood up, and went straight to open the door.
"You actually came? What's your name?" Saitama instantly snapped to attention upon seeing Genos.
"My name is Genos, Saitama-sensei." Genos was unusually serious.
Saitama looked reluctant: "Could you please stop calling me 'teacher' for now?"
Genos immediately changed his address: "Master!"
"Even the master won't do."
Saitama immediately welcomed Genos inside. As soon as they entered, Genos saw Lin Qing sleeping on the bed.
Saitama poured a cup of tea and said, "Drink your tea and go back quickly. I'm not recruiting any apprentices. My friend is still resting."
"Ah, this, this is the one from yesterday, Dragon King Lin Qing." Genos still remembered Lin Qing.
After Lin Qing treated Qi Yu to dinner yesterday, he stayed at Qi Yu's house until today. Qi Yu originally disagreed, but agreed because of the roast pig.
Oh right, we didn't finish that roasted pig. There was still a third left, which Saitama cut up and put in the refrigerator, filling it to the brim.
"Boom!" A large hole suddenly appeared in Saitama's house, and a mantis-like monster appeared in the living room: "My name is—Pa!"
Saitama, slightly angry, said, "Pay back my ceiling." With one punch, the Mantis Monster was instantly blown to pieces.
Lin Qing opened her eyes and glanced at the scene. With a wave of her small hand, the filth was instantly cleared away. Then, as if she hadn't been affected at all, she turned over and continued sleeping.
The Mantis Monster was sent by Dr. Genus of the House of Evolution to capture Saitama for research.
Lin Qing didn't care. He remembered this part of the plot: Saitama went and destroyed the House of Evolution, and that rhinoceros beetle monster suddenly punched Saitama and killed him.
Finally, Dr. Genus was shocked by Saitama's strength and realized his mistake. He then took his little brother, the gorilla, and started selling takoyaki.
It's unclear how long Saitama slept, but he returned alone, while Genos went back to the doctor who had modified him.
Lin Qing still hadn't woken up, so Saitama fixed the ceiling all by himself.
"Gurgle!"
"Oh, I'm hungry. Time for breakfast, breakfast, breakfast!" Saitama was unusually happy and took a large plate of roasted pork from the refrigerator.
"Hehe, I'll cook some more rice. If we eat it sparingly, it'll last us a week. Now I'll have some pocket money to buy game discs." After saying that, he started washing the rice and cooking.
Half an hour later, a plate of red pork and a pot of rice were placed on the small table. Just as Saitama was happily about to eat, Lin Qing woke up.
"Have you eaten? Wait for me, I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face." Immediately, Lin Qing took out her toothbrush and toothpaste and ran into the kitchen to wash up.
"Uh," Saitama said angrily, waiting for Lin Qing to eat together.
Before long, Lin Qing sat down at the dining table. "This isn't enough, is it? Let me add some more dishes."
With a thought, Lin Qing found the table filled with breakfast items: tofu pudding, fried dough sticks, steamed buns, sesame seed cakes, and so on—all delicious dishes made with spirit dough.
"Wow, where did you conjure all this delicious food from?" Saitama didn't stand on ceremony, grabbing a lava bun and popping it into his mouth: "Ah, it's so hot, so hot!"
"Hehe, it's a secret. Whatever you want to eat, I have it!" Lin Qing chuckled and started eating his breakfast.
A dozen minutes later, the two finished the breakfast on the table. Lin Qing took out a sofa and placed it in the room, then lay down on it to read a novel.
Saitama was about to leave when he said, "Lin Qing, I'm going out to work. Aren't you coming home?"
Lin Qing said, "Oh, my house was destroyed by the Mosquito Woman, and I have nowhere to live. Why don't I just stay at your house!"
"Ah, no, absolutely not! My house is so small, it would be too crowded for you to live here." Saitama was extremely unwilling.
Lin Qing said calmly, "I'll take care of your three meals a day."
"No problem, do you want me to buy you a quilt?" Saitama patted his chest and said.
"No need, I'll sleep on the sofa," Lin Qing said, pointing to the sofa beneath her.
"Huh? When did I get this sofa at home?" Saitama asked, looking puzzled.
Lin Qing enjoyed this kind of life for a year: eating, playing, eating again, and sleeping when he was tired.
No mortgage payments, no car loan payments, no wife or kids to support, no shortage of money, and plenty of delicious food—in short, it's all about comfort.
Although Lin Qing was living in someone else's home, a mundane life needs a touch of excitement, and being around Saitama meant there was never a shortage of excitement.
The next day, Lin Qing lay on the sofa and slept soundly.
"Ahhh! Don't play black and white with your nose-picking fingers!" Saitama woke up from his dream with a look of horror.
"Uh, am I dreaming?" Saitama picked up the remote and turned on the TV.
Terrorists who have instigated riots in F city, calling themselves the "Peach Blossom Gang," have been vandalizing high-rise buildings in F city, and the situation is out of control.
The news was playing on TV, and Saitama ignored Lin Qing's presence, brushing his teeth while watching the news.
According to a message sent to the television station by the Taoyuan Group, the riots will not stop, and all members are bald and have a menacing appearance.
Upon hearing the news, Saitama immediately stopped what he was doing, looked up, and just then, photos of the members of the Peach Blossom Gang appeared on the television screen; they were all bald.
"What? This overlaps with my own image! I finally became a hero, and if this continues, I'll be seen as a villain too!"
Saitama was extremely anxious. He quickly put on his hero costume and rushed to the scene of the incident.
In F city, somewhere.
"Boom!" Thick smoke rose as more than a dozen fully armed special agents were blasted away, while hundreds of special agents held riot shields to block the approaching people.
Run! The bald guys are attacking!
Ah, the bald guys are coming!
"These guys are too weird." An intelligence agent looked at the bald men in front of him with great fear.
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Evening, at Saitama's house.
Lin Qing and Genos stared at each other, and then Genos arrived.
Saitama walked in from outside without saying a word, and sat down at the small table.
Genos asked, "Teacher, what's wrong? Why do you look so unhappy?"