Бездомная собака в моих мыслях - Глава 306

Глава 306

She stood up, waved, and said warmly, "You five silly... cough, big brother, it's been a long time. How have you been?"

The Five Heroes of Qi Yun looked at her and asked, "Who are you?"

Zhu Huihui was annoyed. It turned out that these five idiots had bad memories and poor eyesight!

"Don't you recognize me?"

Five big heads shook in unison.

Zhu Huihui pinched her cheek, thinking that she hadn't changed much recently, so why couldn't they recognize her?

"Don't you remember? When you were captured by a 'colluding scoundrel' and a Taoist priest, a black man, and a lecher, and left outside to sunbathe, someone came to rescue you!"

Ten large bull eyes stared at her for a long time before one of them finally exclaimed in realization, "Oh, it's you!"

“Yes, yes! It’s her, it’s her!” another said.

“No, no, I remember it was a man that day, how come it’s a girl this time?” another person said.

"I guess it's... a woman disguised as a man!"

"Hehe, Fifth Brother is the smartest..."

The five people gathered together and started discussing it.

Zhu Huihui smiled and said, "Five great...great heroes, how did you end up robbing people on the road?"

The eldest brother said in a gruff voice, "We're going to Huanglong Island, and we want to rob you... to borrow some travel expenses!"

"Huanglong Island?" Zhu Huihui asked, "What kind of place is that? Is it fun?"

"You don't even know about Huanglong Island?" Despite being their saviors, the Five Heroes of Qiyun still put on a look of utter disdain.

Being looked down upon by the five big, dumb guys made Zhu Huihui very unhappy: "Who doesn't know? XX even knows about Black Dragon Island, White Dragon Island, Red Dragon Island, Five-Colored Dragon Island, Seven-Colored Dragon Island... You only know about Yellow Dragon Island? I'm just... testing you!"

The fifth man, the most astute of the five, was not fooled and laughed loudly, "You're bragging!"

"What bragging! That was a strategy! Yes, a strategy!" As Zhu Huihui said this, she felt a pang of sadness. "Bragging" was equivalent to "strategy," a term coined by the great hero when he favored Miss Mu.

Ba Laosan said, "Laowu, stop wasting your breath on her and tell her to hurry up and hand over the money. We still have a long way to go!"

Old Man Ba said, "But...she saved us once..."

Ba Lao Er said, "Brother, this is urgent, we can't delay! Let's rob her first! We can always let her rob us again when we have more money!"

Ba Lao Si said, "Second Brother is right! Hey! Girl, take out the money, stop arguing!"

Zhu Huihui rolled her eyes in anger. Damn it! They even stole her savior! These five big, stupid idiots are shameless, they're just as bad as her! She roared, "I have no money, but I have...three lives to give you!"

Ba Laowu, pretending to be a good guy, advised, "Young lady, I think you'd better pay up to avoid further trouble. Otherwise, if my brothers get angry, they'll smash your head open with one blow, and by then it'll be too late for you to pay up. I think your head looks quite nice now; it'll be smashed into a watermelon, and even the legendary healer Madam Wan couldn't stitch it up..."

Zhu Huihui was amused by their antics and threw the bag at them, saying, "Find it yourselves. There's a coin in here. From now on, I'll call you grandpa!"

Boss Ba turned the bag inside out. Besides a pile of worthless junk, it was full of holes. He tossed the bag aside dejectedly: "XXX! Even poorer than us!"

Ba Laowu refused to give up, pointing at Liu Yue: "Let us see his pockets too!"

Zhu Huihui quickly hid Liu Yue behind her back: "He...he has some mental issues, you can't bully him!"

Upon hearing that this man "has something wrong with his head," the five big, simple-minded men immediately felt a sense of shared misfortune. After whispering among themselves, the fifth man said, "Since that's the case, we won't bully you anymore. Just make him hand over the money, and we'll consider it a loan!"

Zhu Huihui smiled wryly: "Five heroes, don't be fooled by his clean clothes, his pockets are actually emptier than mine!" He paused, then added: "Five heroes, do you lack the travel expenses to Huanglong Island? I have an idea..."

The five idiots asked in unison, "What plan?"

Zhu Huihui said, "Well, I need to know what you're going to Huanglong Island for first, and then I can... use that plan against you!" She rarely used idioms correctly, but fortunately, the Five Heroes of Qiyun were about the same level as her, so no one could laugh at anyone else.

Qi Yun and the Five Heroes said, "On the fifteenth of August, our Chinese martial arts world and those Japanese pirates will set up a battle formation on Huanglong Island. Everyone is rushing to Huanglong Island, and our brother's martial arts skills are also going to help!"

Upon hearing the words "Japanese pirates," Zhu Huihui was startled. She turned around to look at Liu Yue and found him still standing quietly behind her, not even a hair on his head. So she relaxed a little and asked, "What do you mean by setting up a battle formation with the Japanese pirates?"

Qi Yun and the Five Fools spoke incoherently and without any logic. Zhu Huihui talked to them for a long time before finally getting a clear understanding of the situation.

After being released from prison, Generals Yu and Qi immediately mobilized their troops for battle. For years, their reputation had been formidable overseas, striking fear into the hearts of the Japanese pirates. Upon learning of their return, their morale plummeted. The two generals personally donned their armor and, drawing upon their years of experience fighting the pirates, commanded their troops in separate, coordinated attacks, achieving near-victory in every battle. The generals were unstoppable, and within days, they had recaptured lost cities and driven the pirates back to the sea. The two generals had already deployed a large force at sea; with attacks from both inside and outside, the supposedly 100,000-strong pirate army was almost completely annihilated!

Every inch of land is bought with blood, and the battles in the martial world are no less fierce! The Japanese Amaterasu Demon King dispatched her country's elite ninja masters to launch wave after wave of assassination attacks on important officials in our court, but they were all blocked by the four great martial arts families.

The Japanese martial arts community was unconvinced and thus devised a plan, challenging them to a battle on August 15th at Huanglong Island in eastern Zhejiang. If they lost, Bai Neng would willingly submit and never set foot in China again…

Upon hearing this, Zhu Huihui lost all interest in arguing with the big, clumsy martial arts guy. She casually told them to "borrow" some silver from a wealthy family in town, thus swaying them away. Watching Wu Gong's gleeful figure disappear into the distance, she felt utterly confused.

She had been wandering around with Zhu Liuyue and Huahua lately, afraid that Brother Liuyue would be recognized, so they mostly traveled to remote and impoverished areas, and had no way of learning about the war between the Chinese and the Japanese pirates. Unexpectedly, in such a short time, the war that had gripped the hearts of so many people ended in such a way.

She had thought that those worldly affairs were no longer relevant to her—a clever girl, a super fat pig, and a foolish boy. Her greatest wish in life was simply to "seize an opportunity someday, when the great hero isn't looking, sneak up to Chen Muwan's door, and bite her a few times, no matter what." But at this moment, hearing news related to the Japanese pirates, she still felt excited, and her blood boiled.

Standing by the roadside, she pondered for a long time before finally making up her mind: go to Huanglong Island!

Because my mother "might" go, my husband and wife "most likely" go, and that biased and meddlesome annoying hero "definitely" go!

Everyone she knows in this world could potentially appear on Huanglong Island, so she absolutely has to go!

No matter what happened in the past, in this time of fighting blood and risking lives, she wants to stand with everyone!

"Brother Liu Yue, we're heading to Huanglong Island now. You...you...sigh, please don't let your stupidity return at this crucial moment!" If you become Kazama Yoru, then...then I'd rather you die...

Huanglong Island is located in the sea not far from Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces.

The island is small and covered with yellow reefs. After landing, you will soon enter a gorge with steep, knife-like cliffs on both sides, almost barren of vegetation.

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