"Ugh, stop talking, it's disgusting!" Zhao Lihua frowned and stopped her.
"Boss, this is really exciting, I want to see it!" Gao Cheng said with a wicked grin.
"Okay, watch closely." Li Yang grabbed his third brother's ankle with one hand and flung him off the rooftop, leaving him dangling in mid-air!
"Ah—" The third brother, who was already so frightened by Li Yang that he cried and wet his pants, suddenly defecated and urinated at the same time, and a foul smell wafted in the wind, which was very unpleasant.
"Ugh, so ugly, it's disgusting!" Zhao Lihua pinched her nose and backed away to avoid it.
"Damn it, boss, you should let go of this. I feel sorry for you holding onto this disgusting thing!" Gao Cheng shook his head and suggested.
"Okay, Cheng, your suggestion is good. I'll let go. Right, Third Brother?" Li Yang chuckled and deliberately bounced his arm up and down.
Seeing the cars below reduced to matchboxes and people to wriggling ants, Third Brother, who was already nearly fainting from fright, looked up and saw Li Yang carrying him with one hand. His heart nearly burst with shock. "Damn it, one hand?! You can't even carry me with one hand? I weigh over 200 pounds! My goodness, can't you carry me with both hands?"
"Big brother, grandpa, grandpa, I have money, I have money... the card is in my pocket." Third brother finally broke down and no longer dared to risk his life for money.
"In which pocket?" Li Yang asked, still holding him in his hand, unmoved.
"It's in my pants pocket, my pants!" Third Brother replied in a panic.
"Damn, are you stupid? Why do you carry your bank card around all the time?" Li Yang asked incredulously.
"I don't usually have a safe home, and the place I live in isn't safe either. Who would think I would carry my card on me? Besides, even if someone attacks me, no one would search me, right? If I get attacked and go to the hospital, it will save me from the danger of not being treated because I can't pay the bills. It's a win-win situation!"
Third Brother answered with tears streaming down his face, his words crisp and clear, not daring to delay for a moment, lest Li Yang give in and let go, and his head would truly fall like a watermelon.
“Not bad. There really is a card.” Li Yang took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, then took another card out of his own pocket and tossed them both to Gao Cheng, saying, “Cheng, here you go.”
"What's the password?" Li Yang shook his third brother and asked.
Third Brother shuddered and immediately revealed the password.
"Acheng, go and transfer the money to this card. Oh, and leave him 10,000 yuan for living expenses!" Li Yang turned around and instructed Gao Cheng.
“I’ll go too!” Zhao Lihua said, her eyes sparkling.
Chapter 183: Third Brother's Chrysanthemums Bloom
“Okay,” Li Yang nodded. He understood that Zhao Lihua was worried, fearing that Gao Cheng would embezzle the money. However, he knew his own brother and that Gao Cheng wouldn't do such a thing. But it was always better to be cautious, so he let Zhao Lihua off the hook.
"Sir, could you please lift me up first? I have a fear of heights!" Third Brother pleaded pitifully.
"Really? Then I'll treat you for free." Li Yang said, grabbing his ankle and swinging it three times in the air, accompanied by the third brother's pig-like screams.
"Are you feeling better? Did you pass out?" Li Yang clicked his tongue and bounced around in the air a few more times, saying in a slow, melodious voice, "Dead? Then just throw him down."
"No, no—Grandpa, you're my real grandpa, I give up, I give up completely!" Third Brother said, sobbing uncontrollably.
"Don't call me grandpa. Damn it, if I had a grandson that big, what the hell would I be? Stop talking nonsense. If you keep talking to me, you're wasting my energy. If my hand goes limp, I'll just throw you down. Don't blame me then," Li Yang scolded and threatened.
Third Brother's anus tightened, and he dared not utter a single word.
"Boss, not bad, there's really a lot of money, over 300,000!" Gao Cheng exclaimed excitedly as he came up.
Zhao Lihua was also radiant, her eyes filled with joy.
"Damn, only a little over 300,000! You're such a fat pig, and you only have this much money? Is your brother just a freeloader?" Li Yang shook his third brother speechlessly and said sarcastically.
"Big brother, that's all the money I have, really. It's not easy for us big brothers either. We have to feed and drink our younger brothers, pay them a settlement allowance, and support our women. We really don't have any savings!" Third Brother cried as he explained.
"Really? Then you're really useless. Just throw you down!" Li Yang said, shaking his arm.
"Ah—no!" Third Brother screamed, his body jerked, and he stopped moving.
Li Yang then lifted him up, threw him on the ground, and disgustedly shook his hands, saying, "Looks like that's all the money he has left. But it should be enough for Mom's medical expenses."
"Come on, let's go downstairs. I'll treat you to a big meal!" Li Yang said excitedly, waving the bank card in his hand.
Li Yang wasn't surprised to receive tens of thousands of yuan, after all, these guys were all seasoned veterans and not easy to deal with. He didn't expect to get more than 300,000 yuan in one go, and he would really be doing himself a disservice if he didn't celebrate properly.
"Alright, I want to eat fishbone lobster..." Gao Cheng shouted excitedly.
Zhao Lihua held Li Yang's arm, her expression delicate, her firm breasts pressing against Li Yang's arm, making Li Yang's hormones surge even more.
After going downstairs, Li Yang headed straight for the large Jinbei van, waving his hand and saying, "Get in, we're car owners now!"
"Alright!" Gao Cheng shouted and crawled inside.
Zhao Lihua was also extremely excited; everything that had happened today was more thrilling than anything she had experienced in her life over the past ten years. Sitting in the passenger seat, she watched curiously as Li Yang skillfully started the car, reversed, and swerved, speeding out of the hospital gate.
"When did you learn to drive? Do you have a driver's license?" she asked in surprise.
"Just learned? Driver's license? What's the point of that? You can't drive without it! I know a high-end restaurant nearby, let's go." Li Yang slammed on the gas, and the car shot off with a whoosh. Zhao Lihua was so frightened that she quickly grabbed the handrail, and Gao Cheng let out a strange cry. It turned out that his head had hit the back of the seat.
The large van sped across the pedestrian crossing and headed straight for the fast lane, its reckless driving startling several slower vehicles on the side, which slammed on their brakes and came to a screeching halt.
Li Yang darted through the sea of cars like a fish, speeding through red lights and ignoring green lights, cutting off a half-hour journey in just over ten minutes.
"Boss, I counted, you ran more than a dozen red lights just now!" Gao Cheng said, swallowing hard.
"And the cameras caught you violating traffic rules at least twenty times!" Zhao Lihua owns a car and is quite familiar with traffic rules.
"Really? To hell with it! It's not my car anyway, might as well have some fun! Let's go eat!" Li Yang parked the car, got out, and shoved a hundred-yuan bill at the waiter, who was stunned.
These kids are so exciting!
Without waiting for him to say anything more, Li Yang stuffed the money into his shirt pocket and strode straight towards the restaurant entrance.