Xu Qingzhu had just finished a meeting and was reviewing the meeting materials when her phone vibrated slightly. She glanced at it and saw it was a new notification from Weibo.
[Your special follower "Liang Shi" has posted on Weibo! Come check it out!]
Xu Qingzhu clicked on the link casually and saw Liang Shi's selfie.
The tone of her Weibo posts was also very soft and cute.
This is Xu Qingzhu's alternate account; she used this account before registering the ID "Xu Qingzhu".
That public account is now close to accumulating a million followers. In Su Meiqi's words, it has entered the ranks of minor internet celebrities. It can be considered a public figure, so she has to be careful when posting on Weibo and liking and following, so that no one with ulterior motives can use it to make a fuss.
Moreover, that account often shows a bunch of little red dots when she logs in, which is unbearable for someone with OCD, so she now basically only logs in to this account.
She only posts on Weibo if the company needs her to promote something and she is required to retweet it.
For example, when Yang Shuyan was officially announced as the spokesperson.
Her account ID is "Bamboo Growing Upwards".
After seeing the IDs of the fans under Liang Shi's Weibo post, Xu Qingzhu went and got a membership and chose to change her name.
At first, I didn't know what name to change to, but I happened to see an ID named "Sitting in Liang Shi's lap" and an ID named "Want to sleep with Liang Shi tonight".
Xu Qingzhu typed "势如破竹szd" in the name change box.
It doesn't look very aesthetically pleasing.
But secretly.
It was also because of Yang Shuyan that Xu Qingzhu gained a new understanding of fan culture.
For example, when they call someone their wife, they don't actually have a wife. They always talk nonsense online to the extreme, taking advantage of the fact that celebrities can't see them, and they act recklessly, even daring to drive a Mercedes-Benz across Mount Akina.
After changing her ID, Xu Qingzhu went to Liang Shi's Weibo and read through all the comments.
While scanning the documents, he was also thinking about what comment he should leave.
After reading through one page of the document, she realized the same thing.
[@势如破竹szd: Wife, I love you.]
[@势如破竹szd: Honey, you look so beautiful today!]
[@势如破竹szd: I really want to dance on my wife's collarbone.]
I've been hanging out in the fandom for half a month, and I haven't learned anything else, but I can pick up sassy lines in no time.
But this is the first time it has been put into practice.
After sending these messages expressionlessly, Xu Qingzhu turned her phone upside down on the table and continued reading the documents.
But after browsing a few lines of text, I received another message, a WeChat message from Liang Shi: [photo.jpg]
It's a scene of bells glaring fiercely at Rainbow.
Xu Qingzhu: "..."
For a fleeting moment, Xu Qingzhu held onto a sliver of hope.
She thought she would see Liang Shi's latest selfie, at least one of the same quality as the one on Weibo, but all she saw were two children.
Yes, there are perks for Weibo's female fans.
I don't have a wife.
Xu Qingzhu stared at the screen for a while, thinking about how to reply, when Liang Shi sent her another video.
The video was seven seconds long. After Xu Qingzhu opened it, she heard Rainbow say, "Can you stop being so childish?"
Lingdang crossed her arms and snorted, "Hmph! Shengyu said, if you're not childish, you don't have to go to kindergarten with us, okay?"
Rainbow: "But kindergarten isn't a place for dating."
Bell: "...We're not dating."
A few seconds later, Lingdang said confidently, "We're married!"
At the end of the video, there is a laugh from Liang Shi.
Xu Qingzhu was amused by the conversation between the two little brats and said through voice message, "Ask Lingdang when she's getting married? Her aunt will give her a wedding gift."
Liang Shi quickly replied: "Lingdang said she'd hold the event after kindergarten graduation, and even asked you what the gift money was?"
Xu Qingzhu said, "Let your aunt explain it; your aunt can't explain it clearly."
Liang Shi replied a while later, probably after explaining to Lingdang.
This time, she sent back a screenshot.
The above screenshots contain three comments, with the comment ID "势如破竹szd".
Liang Shi: [I searched around but couldn't find which two celebrities this is a couple name for, but I think...]
Xu Qingzhu: [Hmm? What's this?]
Her alternate account was completely empty, with only a few posts being likes on other people's Weibo posts.
Moreover, the posts he likes are mostly current events news, and he occasionally shows his face in celebrity topics, but only likes some funny comments.
Therefore, there is no way to know who the owner of this account is through these methods.
Xu Qingzhu chose to play dumb.
Liang Shi: [I just posted a Weibo in the comments section, and then I saw this ID.]
Xu Qingzhu: [What's wrong? It's just an idiom.]
Liang Shi: [...No, the abbreviation that followed hers was: It's true. I think it's the name of some CP (couple) fandom.]
Xu Qingzhu: [Ah? I see.]
Seeing that she didn't know, Liang Shi didn't continue.
But Xu Qingzhu asked: "So which company is it?"
Liang Shi: [I couldn't find it, but I have a feeling it's...]
She hesitated, as if she wanted to say something but then stopped.
Xu Qingzhu asked: "What does it look like?"
Liang Shi: [Never mind, it's nothing.]
Xu Qingzhu: 【…Why do you always leave things unsaid?】
Liang Shi: [Shi—Shi, bamboo, like a swift, unstoppable force, just... it sounds a lot like our couple name.]
Since you can't see facial expressions while typing, Liang Shi's hand trembled slightly as he typed.
Then I sent an emoji.
That was a little bear emoji she had just saved from Zhao Ying—"I love U".
It's about expressing simple, straightforward feelings of love.
Xu Qingzhu looked at the screen and quickly took a screenshot. Two seconds later, the screen displayed: "Liang Shi retracted a message."
Xu Qingzhu immediately sent out the emoji.
Plus two heart-shaped emojis.
These pictures were all stolen from Sally.
Xu Qingzhu: [Haven't you ever seen emojis before? Here are a few more for you.]
As a result, countless emojis flooded the screen, all saying "I love you".
There are also various anime-style GIFs of people hugging and kissing, pressing against a wall and kissing, kissing on a sofa, and kissing in the kitchen.
Liang Shi: […Professor Xu, what do you read every day?]
Liang Shi: [Who are you chatting with?]
Liang Shi: [Where did you steal these emojis from?]
Xu Qingzhu replied shamelessly: 【Sally, she even sent me a picture of her large breasts, do you want to see it?】
Liang Shi: [...]
A few seconds later, Liang Shi sent Sally a message: [You! Don't send Xu Qingzhu any more of that inappropriate stuff. (Oxygen inhalation image)]
Sally, who was working, looked completely bewildered and sent the screenshot to Xu Qingzhu: 【What???】
Xu Qingzhu: [My wife told you not to send me pictures of large breasts; it's inappropriate.]
Xu Qingzhu: [You should write a self-criticism.]
Sally: [? ? ?]
Sally complained bitterly in a three-person group chat with Lin Luoxi: 【@LinLuoxi, baby, Blanche is bullying me.】
Lin Luoxi: [You're kidding me! Slacking off at work? You'll get your pay docked.]
Sally: [Blanche is bullying me because he's married; he's clearly just curious about my meme-worthy expressions.]
Lin Luoxi: [You should probably take a good look at yourself. Don't you have any idea what kind of things are in your memes? Why did you send them to Zhu Zi? Do you want to die?]
Sally: […I'm sorry, baby, I'll kneel down when I get home.]
Lin Luoxi: [If you're not going home tonight, you can kneel however you want.]
Sally: [@Lin Luoxi, are you really going to abandon me and leave me alone in this empty house?]
Xu Qingzhu invited Liang Shi to join the group chat.
Sally: [What?]
Xu Qingzhu: [I don't want to eat dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection).]
Sally: [?]
Liang Shi: [@Sally, please keep a distance of more than three meters from my wife, thank you.]
Liang Shi: [If you have a problem, come at me directly, thank you.]
Sally: [Fuck! @LinLuoxi, baby, let's get married! I want a wife too.]
Lin Luoxi: [Sorry everyone, I'm taking my mad dog away now.]