Margarets Geheimnis - Kapitel 3
Reply [9]: Chapter 5: Helping the female ghost buy a bra!
It was past 2 a.m. when I got home, but I wasn't sleepy at all. Could you have fallen asleep in my shoes? Luckily, she didn't come with me. I guess I just had a terrible dream! Now I realize how good it is to be alive.
Okay! I'll confess to Teacher Ye tomorrow. Life is too short to be shy!
The sheets were a mess, but I still couldn't fall asleep, tossing and turning. I have insomnia... 555... Looking out the window, I couldn't help but sigh. Mom and Dad, why did you give me such a name? Now you're getting your comeuppance! Lin Yugui... You've encountered a ghost! 555...
A beautiful silk scarf was handed to me... "Thank you..." I took the scarf and wiped my tears. It smelled so good! The scent was so familiar...
"Ah... what are you doing here..."
"Young master... I've thought about it for a long time, and I never want to go back. I've had enough of that kind of life. Could you please take Xiaoyuan in for the time being..."
Am I crazy? I can't even afford to keep a pet, and I want to take in a female ghost? Absolutely... absolutely not!! This time I won't soften my heart, so I said firmly, "I'm sorry! It's probably not appropriate for a lone man and woman to be alone together..."
"Young Master..."
"kindness?"
"Actually, I don't like always getting angry with people..."
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Good heavens!! Everyone must learn from my mistake: being merciful to a female ghost is being cruel to yourself… Now I can't even disagree; do you think I have the final say? I thought she was a virtuous lady; no wonder Emperor Wu chose her to taste the medicine…
"Young Master..."
"What is it now? I've already made a huge sacrifice, aren't you satisfied yet... 555..."
"Don't misunderstand, Xiaoyuan is actually very kind... I just want to wear clothes from your era, like the ones from before. Do you have any?"
She knows how to adapt to local customs!
"You...don't you yourself can change?"
"That's just an illusion; it will disappear once the magic wears off..."
"I don't have any women's clothes. If you really want one, I'll buy you one tomorrow... Where are you planning to sleep? This is a single dormitory, there's only one bedroom..."
She looked around. "I'll stay here!" she said, pointing to the vase on the table.
Okay! After she goes in, I'll find something to stuff in her pocket, haha! Let's see if she still dares to come out and scare people then.
I thought about it, but would I dare to do it? What if the stopper wasn't sealed properly? What if the bottle broke? Wouldn't she castrate me if she came out? Oh dear, female ghosts are capable of anything! As I was thinking... I actually fell asleep. When I woke up, the first thing I did was check if I was still alive and if my organs were intact.
Thank goodness! I am real! I am so moved! I have never cherished life as much as I do today. From now on, I will repent and be a good person... 555... I will be a useful person to society! I will contribute to the construction of socialism... In short, I used to write almost all my essays in elementary school as vows.
Vase... vase... vase!! I stared intently at the vase on the table. Now! I'd plug the vase, dig a deep hole, and bury it. No going back to the way things were! I quickly rushed forward and plugged the vase with the cork. Haha! Mission accomplished! YEAH!!
"What are you doing?"...
I turned around... Huh?! She...she...she was standing right in front of me, holding a bowl of fragrant noodles!
---janeadam
Reply [10]: "Ah...heh...nothing, I was just worried that your place would get dusty, so I covered it up for you...hehe..." What a close call!
"The noodles smell so good!" I sniffed the air, not to fawn over her, but they really did smell amazing!
"That's all I found, so I made a bowl of noodles. I hope you like it?"
"No way... This was made for me... Slurp slurp... Mmm! It's so delicious, even better than the ones in restaurants..."
But... how does she know how to turn on the gas stove? "How do you know how to light a fire?"
"...Actually...I followed you all day yesterday and saw how you did it when you came back, so I wrote it down..."
"Huh?! You were following me!" Oh no, what did I do yesterday? I took a... a bath! Oh no, she saw my virginity that I'd kept for over twenty years. Thinking about this, my face flushed red... Hehe... (**) I should have been more graceful while showering...
Delicious! So tasty! I never imagined women in ancient times were so virtuous, even their lower bodies were so impressive! Much better than women today. Although modern women are also impressive in that area, it's not the same as the former—it's a verb, the latter a noun referring to a certain part of the body… What am I thinking! I'm such a beast…
"Aren't you ghosts afraid of daytime?"
"I don't know about other ghosts, but I feel fine, I'm quite used to it!" I forgot, she's a ghost with a heartbeat.
"I'm going to work now. If you get bored, you can watch TV or something. I don't need to teach you, right? Remember! Don't go around scaring people!"
"Am I ugly?" "Ah...no, I'm just worried that you might get into a fight with someone and it will turn into a falling out..."
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This female ghost is pretty good; she's beautiful, can cook, and most importantly, she doesn't eat people! Alright, instant noodle buddy, from today onwards I'm cutting all ties with you! Haha...beep beep!
Feeling quite pleased with himself, the bus had already arrived at the school gate...
"Oh, Teacher Lin!" It was Geography King, his face looking gloomy, as he approached. "You don't look too well! Didn't you sleep well last night?"
Damn it! Whether I sleep well or not is none of your business. Unlike you, who gets kicked out of bed by your wife every day and has to do nothing but sleep!
"Ha... I encountered a female ghost yesterday!"
"Huh?! To be honest, your joke isn't funny at all..." Who wants to joke with you! You're not even a beauty!
"I'm not one of your mischievous students, I'm not afraid of you scaring me with ghosts!" Who wants to scare you? I'm the one who's afraid you'll scare the ghost!
Mischievous students, boring colleagues, arrogant director, and pedantic principal! This is my daily life... Finally, school is over, and my heart is as joyful as the students'...
On my way home, I stopped in front of a women's boutique. Right, I promised to buy clothes for Xiaoyuan. I'm not the kind of man who lies to women; if I say I'll do it, I mean it! Hehe…noble, right? (Aside: Come on! You're like a cow refusing to let a horse perform oral sex on it—completely irrelevant!)
I bought the clothes, but what about the underwear? How could I possibly go?! I stood hesitating by the underwear counter, needing the courage! Ugh… and I forgot my sunglasses again today…
"Teacher Lin?...What a coincidence!"
I turned around, and there she was… a long, flowing dress… a long, flowing dress… it was… my crush! Ah! I actually ran into her, what a coincidence! (Aside: You're overthinking it!)
She even took the initiative to talk to me! I'm so happy...
"Teacher Ye...you...what are you doing here?"
"Shouldn't I be asking you this? This is a women's goods store!"
Oh no, I forgot! She might think I'm a psychopath, and that might ruin my good image in her eyes... (Aside: You're overthinking things!)
"Ah~!! Are you picking out lingerie for your girlfriend? Trying to surprise her?"
I don't have a girlfriend!! ...5555... I swear to heaven, earth, and the sea... I absolutely don't have a girlfriend! I shouted this in my heart, but this was the only reason I didn't want her to misunderstand me as a pervert...5555!
"What are you hesitating about? Are you shy? Hehe..." Her smile was so beautiful! "Let me help you, I'll pretend to be your girlfriend for a moment, that way you won't be shy anymore..." She took my arm and pulled me into the lingerie counter...
---janeadam
Reply [11]: Chapter Six: Female Ghost-Style Pickup Training!
"Welcome!"...
Annoying salesperson! You startled me! I was basking in bliss! Do not disturb!
"My boyfriend and I are here to buy lingerie..." Teacher Ye is so generous, truly a model of a modern, educated woman! (Aside: Does this title have anything to do with buying lingerie?) She actually calls me her boyfriend! If only I had a recorder, she wouldn't be able to deny it later, hehe! She's like a beautiful little bird soaring freely in the sky, and I... am the cunning hunter below, wielding a double-barreled shotgun... Hahahaha...
Wow!! A huge white cloth flashed before my eyes...it was a bra!! Ugh! My face was redder than if I'd drunk ten bottles of Erguotou! (Aside: Come on! Have you ever drunk that much? You're really exaggerating!)
"How about this one?" she asked me with a smile.
Don't have any impure thoughts! Don't have any impure thoughts!! I tried hard to remind myself, I'm wearing boxer shorts today... 5555...
"Ah...this...ah...that..." What a useless guy, he always gets stuck at the crucial moment!! No wonder he's still a virgin!! A man who gets bullied everywhere!! Pah!!
"Hehe..." The saleswoman, with a face full of freckles, laughed. (Aside: She clearly only has a few faint freckles on her face, why say it's a whole face?) I like to say it like that, because she's the one who's interfering with my enjoyment of happiness!!
"You and this gentleman must have just started dating, right?" the sales clerk asked.
"Oh? How so?" Teacher Ye asked in return.
"This gentleman is very shy; his arm-linking posture is also quite stiff..."
"Hehe..." Teacher Ye laughed heartily, "You guessed wrong!" Then she held me even tighter.
Ah! Her soft, plump breasts pressed against my shoulder... OH MY GOD! They were the real deal! Not just watery flesh!
Wow! The progress is too fast, just like SARS, completely beyond our expectations.
"How big?" the salesperson asked Ms. Ye.
“Darling, you should tell her…” Teacher Ye asked me.
“Huh?... Ah, this…” How would I know? “Similar to… similar to her…” I pointed at Ye Lian.
"Huh??" The sales clerk looked puzzled. "Is it for another woman?"
Oh no! I've been caught. I should have known I was too naive to lie!
"Honey, what are you saying! Don't be so nervous if it's your first time in a place like this. Didn't you just measure my measurements with your mouth last night?"
Teacher Ye? ...How could she say such offensive things? It's completely contrary to the image of the goddess in my mind.
I finally couldn't help but question her: "Teacher Ye, I think..."
"Hahaha..." A woman's mocking laughter suddenly came from not far away. It was two stylishly dressed women staring at Ye Lian and me! What was going on?
"Hahaha!" Ye Lian burst into laughter. The sales clerk and I were both baffled.
The two girls walked over. "Ye Lian, is he the cute little virgin teacher you mentioned at your school?"
"How about it? Pretty cute, right..." Ye Lian asked them in return. They seemed to be acquaintances.
"What...what exactly is going on?" I asked.
One of the women came over and handed me a business card: "Young virgin, this is my phone number. When you've made up your mind, come find me to help you lose your virginity. There's a bonus...hehe..."
Another said, "Hehe...virgins are all a little bit psychologically disturbed, just your type! Hahaha..."
"Alright! Stop playing around..." Ye Lian snatched the business card from my hand. "Don't lead people astray... Let's go!" Then she gave me a charming smile. "Teacher Lin, I'm sorry about today, please don't mind, bye-bye!"
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---janeadam
Reply [12]: I finally understand, they... they were making fun of me, I feel so bad! It's not because I feel embarrassed because of my awkward situation, but because of Teacher Ye, whom I have a crush on, she... she actually looks like such a promiscuous woman...