Margarets Geheimnis - Kapitel 11
"..."
"What's up? It's great news, of course! I have a date with a female ghost! Hang up..."
"I've already turned down dinner invitations for you, you won't let me down, will you? The Grand International Hotel is a five-star hotel... 555... Come with me to see a movie, 'My Savage Ghost,' it's really funny!"
Xiao Yuan looked at me with a puzzled expression, probably wondering what this person was doing.
I gave her a bewildered look and told her I didn't know either, that this person must be crazy. I don't know when, but we've somehow reached a point where we understand each other perfectly, even without the wings of a phoenix to fly together. Was it some kind of subtle, gradual transformation...?
Oh…fate, how wondrous! Fate, sweet with a touch of salt… What am I thinking? I like Teacher Ye. If my heart weighed a pound, at least half of it would belong to Teacher Ye. (Aside: Don't you want to have your cake and eat it too? That would be so much fun…) Answer: Hehe, who wouldn't! But this female ghost is a high-powered speedboat, you know. I'm afraid I'll lose my footing and drown!
"What? You don't like dating? Then do you believe in love at first sight?"
Xiao Yuan shook her head, unsure whether she didn't believe it or didn't understand.
"I didn't believe it before either, until I met you today..." The detective's voice suddenly choked up, his eyes glistening with starlight. He rushed to Xiaoyuan and knelt down, quickly pulling a small box from his pocket and taking out a ring from inside: "So, please marry me, I will make you happy..."
Bang! Feng Bu fell to the ground with a thud. I was standing behind him, holding a baseball bat!
"Hello~~ Is this a mental hospital? Could you please send an ambulance over? I'm here..."
I only felt relieved and returned home after watching the mental hospital's vehicle drive away.
"I'm off today, let's go out and have some fun..." I was worried about what happened in my dream, so I decided to go out with Xiaoyuan. Maybe being in a crowded place would make me feel safer.
"Okay, where to?"
"Amusement park!"
"Where?"
"It's a really fun place, you'll see when you get there!"
I think I made the right choice. This female ghost is very playful; she shouts with joy whenever she sees these novelties, ignoring the strange looks from others. It's me, standing next to her, who feels uncomfortable. Somehow, I've also been infected by her happiness.
"Oh, rocking horse! I loved riding it when I was little, but Dad only took me on it once a time. Let's go ride it..."
"No~~ It's not fun!" She shook her head.
"Ah, let's go ride bumper cars!! Hehe, I want to bump into ghosts!"
She shook her head again.
"Oh, let's play on the slide then..."
"Oh no! I want to ride that!" I followed the direction she pointed; there were only two rides there. Roller coasters! m (@_@)m~~
Luckily, there's still one more... I'll take a look... a pirate ship! A really big one! m(@@_@@)m~~~~ "Ouch, my stomach hurts so much, I need to use the restroom, please do as you please..." I turned to leave, but she grabbed my ear.
"In our time, people who fled from the battlefield were to be executed..."
I once swore I would never ride a roller coaster in my life, but after I did, I swore again that I would never ride one again for all eternity!
The pirate ship should be alright, it looks okay, it only rocks a couple of times. I slept in a cradle when I was little, after all. My grandfather said my ancestors were fishermen, so I shouldn't get seasick...
After riding it, I added another oath to the list I made earlier... Pirate ship! Oh my god, now I know why it's called a pirate ship. That's being polite; calling it a death row ship wouldn't be an exaggeration!
How strange! Why would anyone pay to suffer? Perhaps too much peace has made people forget how to cherish things; no wonder people so easily fabricate stories about war!
After that, I tried my best to avoid dangerous facilities, but even the best-laid plans can go awry, and I still ended up in a haunted house...
I was terrified inside, but it was alright. I actually quite liked it because I jumped into her arms three times in fright...hehe.
---janeadam
Reply [34]: I'm tired of playing, so I'm sitting down to rest. Actually, I'm just tired from being scared.
I bought two ice creams, and needless to say, one for each of us!
"What's this?"
"Try it..."
"It's so cold! But it's so sweet, so delicious, like snowflakes with sugar added in winter!"
...
I decided to tease her. "Look what's behind you?" She turned her head.
I suddenly bit off the large piece of ice cream from her hand.
She turned around and saw it. "Oh! Look what's behind you!"
"Haha... I won't fall for that!"
"Hey! That woman isn't wearing any clothes!"
"Where???" I quickly turned around to look, and lo and behold, a woman! In broad daylight, completely naked—the Venus sculpture… 5555… I've been fooled…
A piece of ice cream was missing from my hand.
I was furious and embarrassed that I had been tricked by a female ghost, so I forcibly took a bite of her ice cream!
"You're cheating!" she shouted!
"How about that? Hehe..." I held the ice cream far away, "You can't have it!"
"You cheated first, don't blame me!" Oh my god! She...she actually stuck out her tongue, which was over a meter long, and licked off a huge chunk of my ice cream! How terrifying!
She licked her lips and looked at me, who was stunned, with a smug expression.
...
For a long time, our eyes met, and suddenly I felt shy. Wasn't what we were doing the same as an indirect kiss...?
“Um… let’s go over there…” I pointed to the wishing well where many people were throwing coins.
"oh……"
We were like two shy middle school students; she followed behind me, silent. A strange thought suddenly flashed through my mind, a thought I never expected myself: how long could she follow me like this? A lifetime, or perhaps she would disappear very soon…
"I heard this pool of water has a spiritual power!" I handed her a coin. "Make a wish..."
She came to the edge of the pool, and a ghostly face was reflected in the water. Oh my god! I quickly pulled her back, hoping no one had seen it!
"Wah..." A young woman holding a child suddenly burst into tears.
“What’s wrong with the baby? Don’t cry, don’t cry…” “What’s wrong with him?” the husband asked.
"I don't know, I just suddenly started crying." "Could it be that you wet yourself?"
...
Xiaoyuan and I walked into a quiet grove of trees. This must be a paradise for couples; every tree seemed to be etched with the warning, "Singles, stay away!" I never imagined I could legitimately enter, but only with a female ghost whose future was uncertain…
---janeadam
Reply [35]: Chapter 18 The female ghost was taken away!
"Where is this place?" It sounded like a question, but more like a probe.
"Oh...ah...it's just a place where a man and a woman fight each other. If you don't like it, we can go somewhere else."
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Directly opposite, a man and a woman are stirring up the sea with a red tongue... (Aside: ?? Answer: The red tongue refers to a bright red tongue...)
Awkward! "Let's turn around and sit here..." I said.
There was a long silence.
"What are you thinking about?" she spoke first. I'm such a passive man...
"I'm thinking..." I'm thinking about what her future will be like, what it will be like, but I can't say it like that, "I'm thinking..."
With so many people playing here, the ticket revenue must be considerable...
"Don't be ridiculous! You must be thinking about Teacher Ye, oh, I misspoke, I meant the beautiful Teacher Ye!"
I once fantasized about walking with Teacher Ye on a deserted avenue at dusk, amidst falling leaves, chatting with great interest about topics that would normally seem quite boring. Occasionally, a sensible leaf would land on her hair or shoulder, which I would kindly remove, letting the blush on her face spread unchecked... Of course, it would be even better if it landed on her chest...
q(*^________^*)p "Besides her, will there be any other woman in your heart?" she pressed.
"I...I don't know..." The answer was so simple, but the emotions in his heart were surging intensely.
Do I truly like Teacher Ye herself? Or...? Having no real romantic partner, I'm prone to falling for any woman I find attractive, because—at my age, I'm actually more concerned with the physical than the soul; impulse quickly trumps reason! In a sense, it's less like love and more like lust. I think most people my age are like this. Therefore, the large number of extramarital affairs among middle-aged people can perhaps be understood with tolerance as them finally finding the love they truly desire, no longer shielded by physical temptations, only this love is built on hurting those who have become family. Life, I suppose, is constantly filled with contradictions...
"It's time to go back..." I used my eagerness to return home to mask the chaotic thoughts in my heart.
She also unusually stopped pressuring him.
As we reached the front door, she suddenly grabbed the hem of my clothes.
"What?"
"I...have a very bad feeling..."
"Could it be a gynecological problem?" I said, taking out my keys, opening the door, going inside, and closing the door behind me.
It was already evening. I turned on the light. Time flew by without me even noticing. Happiness, happiness, the joy passed so quickly…
I never expected to have so much fun playing with Xiaoyuan.
"Huh? You left the TV on when you left?"
"I didn't open it today?"
"I watched it!" A strange voice came from the corner, a very effeminate male voice. This surprised me, but it made Xiaoyuan scream. "Because I was so bored while waiting..."
It was a person completely covered except for their eyes. "Little Yuan, do you still recognize this old man?" Damn! Dressed like that, he expects people to guess!
"Father...Father-in-law..." Xiao Yuan's voice trembled violently.
"Oh! It's your grandfather! I'll go make some tea..." I rushed to the kitchen, panting heavily. Good heavens! It must be that terrifying old eunuch. Luckily, I'm quick-witted and dodged fast! But... but what about Xiaoyuan? Should I just ignore her? Well, they're husband and wife after all, she should be alright, right? But meddling in other people's family matters is one of my principles, and I'm always a person who sticks to my principles, so... she should be fine, right? Even if they broke up, they can still be friends.
"Ah~~~~" Xiaoyuan screamed from next door. I hope the neighbors won't misunderstand me... But even if they do, it makes me look good! "What an amazing man!" They'll definitely think with envy.
In this critical moment, what was I thinking again! I quickly held a mental meeting of the Eleventh Plenary Session of the Three-Second Congress. Damn it! I'm going to die! I can't even protect a female ghost. How am I supposed to stand on my own two feet in society?
"You old fool, how dare you be so rude!" I charged out, cleaver in hand...
"Young Master..." Xiao Yuan collapsed to the ground in pain.