Yu Tang twitched his lips and said to Cheng Luo earnestly, "Chop it off, it won't hurt anymore if you chop it off."
Chapter 3
Died for the villain for the third time (03)
【¿ ¿ ¿ 】The system was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter: 【Hahahaha, host, you're too ruthless!】
Then he laughed for a while, only to find that Yu Tang had a straight face and there was no trace of him joking.
He immediately stopped talking, and asked in a panic, "Host, you're not really going to let him chop you up, are you? Put yourself in his shoes, this...this is against all human ethics!"
Yu Tang then came to her senses and pursed her lips: "So what do you suggest we do now?"
The system made my back sweat.
Good heavens, thank goodness he stopped the host. Otherwise, this pitiful little villain with zero basic common sense would have been tricked by Yu Tang into castrating himself and becoming a eunuch in no time.
You can... um, help him with your hands!
The system suggested: "Or you could teach him to use his hands to help himself!"
After all, he has no one to teach him, so he doesn't know anything and can only follow his instincts to do things.
So, although he may seem dangerous on the surface, he's actually quite easy to manage if you pay attention! He's just like a little kid!
Yu Tang looked down, glanced at it, and his eye twitched: You call this a kid?
Yu Tang: This guy is older than me!
"Hahaha!" The system was laughing hysterically.
Yu Tang's face darkened, but he did not deny that what the system said might not be a bad idea.
Since his current body is like catnip to Cheng Luo, he can take advantage of this to fool Cheng Luo, make him develop feelings for him, and teach him how to be a normal person.
Thinking of this, Yu Tang asked the system: By the way, Tongtong, what is his current favorability rating?
Let me see... Holy crap?
His scream immediately gave Yu Tang a bad feeling.
Yu Tang: What's wrong? How much?
[Negative, negative, negative 100!]
Yu Tang: ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿
Yu Tang: How can there be negative numbers!
"I have no idea! That's incredible, really! How much does he hate you?!"
The system broke out in a cold sweat: [If it weren't for your exceptionally high physical compatibility, he probably would have torn you to pieces just now!]
Yu Tang silently swallowed.
He adjusted his expression, making it much gentler, and looked "lovingly" at the young man who asked him "how to chop it up," then changed his words and said, "Brother is wrong. Actually, chopping it up isn't the best way. I have a better way to help you solve the problem."
"What's the solution?" Cheng Luo hugged Yu Tang and leaned in to lick the teeth marks on his neck, nuzzling him like a puppy.
Yu Tang felt a tingling sensation down his back. He lowered his hands and whispered in Cheng Luo's ear, "A way to make you happy."
"So, can you promise me..." The man's voice was deep and magnetic, his breath warm and seductive: "If I make you feel good, you have to listen to me and not kill me, okay?"
This was the first time Cheng Luo had experienced such scalding heat, and his head was already spinning.
Hearing Yu Tang's words, he nodded blankly and agreed without really understanding what was going on.
Although Yu Tang had lived a life of simplicity and abstinence for many years, he had never eaten pork but had seen pigs run.
And he occasionally needs to solve problems manually himself. So he's more than capable of helping a little chick now.
Finally, Cheng Luo hugged him tightly, her body trembling slightly with comfort.
After releasing her tension, she lay languidly on the carpet, her dark, tousled hair damp with sweat, clinging to her fair and beautiful face. Her features were incredibly delicate, and her peach blossom eyes were filled with a satisfied light, both innocent and alluring.
Yu Tang sighed inwardly, thinking that beauty truly transcends gender.
If Cheng Luo were in modern times, she could easily outshine the entire entertainment industry and become a top-tier beauty.
"That feels so good..." Cheng Luo rolled over, resting her head on her arm, and smiled at Yu Tang: "I'm very happy."
"Ding—Cheng Luo's favorability +10, current favorability -90!"
The system sighed: [Host, you have a long and arduous road ahead—]
Yu Tang: I know that even if you don't say it!
He flashed his standard fake smile and replied gently to Cheng Luo, "Whatever makes you happy."
"If you don't want to laugh, then don't laugh." Cheng Luo stood up, and the chains on his feet rattled.
He casually tossed the chain aside and said to Yu Tang, "Mom said that you must keep your promises to others."
"I promised you I wouldn't kill you, and I won't go back on my word now."
At this point, he blinked, shifted his position slightly, and leaned forward, almost touching Yu Tang's face: "Hey, you big liar, what's your name?"
Before Yu Tang could speak, he introduced himself: "My name is Cheng Luo!"
He picked up the name printed on the white lab coat and told Yu Tang, "This should be my name!"
For so many years, the people at the base never taught him any knowledge; they just kept experimenting on him.
After the experiment was successful, fearing he would go berserk, they locked him in this confined space, leaving him to live alone for three long years.
So no matter how developed his brain and body are, his emotions and consciousness are still a blank slate, and he does everything according to his heart.
However, judging from his mention of his mother, Yu Tang thought that he might still remember things from before he was five years old.
"My name is Yu Tang." Yu Tang picked up his folder from the ground, took out a pen from the pocket of his white coat, and wrote his name on a piece of paper: "These are the two characters."
Cheng Luo pointed her finger at the character "Yu" and opened her mouth: "Yu?"
Then he placed his finger on the character "塘" and pronounced it: "塘?"
Seeing Yu Tang nod, he pouted and said, "What a strange name."
But before he could speak, Cheng Luo snatched the pen from his hand.
The young man lowered his eyes and moved his wrist slightly, as if getting used to the weight and feel of the pen.
Then, in the next moment, he perfectly copied Yu Tang's handwriting onto the paper.
Yu Tang was stunned.
Cheng Luo received the fountain pen as if it were a new toy. He looked up at Yu Tang, and the pen in his hand moved again, this time directly sketching a lifelike figure.
It was none other than Yu Tang himself, who looked completely dazed.
Both the outline and the spirit are exactly the same.
The system exclaimed in amazement: [Holy crap! Host! He's amazing!]
Yu Tang: You stole my lines!
Yu Tang: The information says he has never been exposed to painting, so how can he paint so realistically? Is this the work of a genius whose brain has been developed to the extreme?
Yu Tang joked: "I even suspect that if I gave him a lever now, he could lift the earth."
You know what, I actually think it's quite possible!
Yu Tang:
"Is it pretty?" While he was still lost in thought, Cheng Luo had finished drawing and was holding up the board, looking at him with an expression that looked like a child who had done something to be proud of and was asking for praise from an adult.
This gave Yu Tang the illusion that he was actually very well-behaved.
He nodded: "Beautiful..."
"You drew me so much, that's amazing."
Upon receiving the praise, Cheng Luo's eyes narrowed with joy, and she stuffed the painting into Yu Tang's arms: "Then consider this painting a gift for you."
"As a return gift," he pounced on Yu Tang, his face full of interest, his cheeks slightly flushed, "Could we do what we just did again?"
Chapter 4
Died for the villain for the third time (04)
Yu Tang:
Why did the art style suddenly change?
"Hahaha, holy crap! I never expected this!"
The system exclaimed in surprise: "Is this what he's planning?!"
Yu Tang: Tuan Tuan! Don't let me hear you laugh again!
Yu Tang: There's a limit to gloating!
[Okay, okay, haha, cough, I'm not laughing. Good luck, host!]
After cursing the system away, Yu Tang looked up and could see the dark surveillance camera overhead.
He suspected that the mysterious base owner was the real psychopath.
Calling him over was just to put on a show for the other party and to make love to Cheng Luo!
What nonsense about 100% body compatibility? It made him seriously suspect that this novel was actually just a bizarre erotic novel disguised as an urban male-oriented novel!
But despite his thoughts, Yu Tang didn't dare to curse at the surveillance camera.
“Actually, this activity doesn’t necessarily require two people.” He put his hand on Cheng Luo’s shoulder, creating some distance between them, and patiently guided her: “I can teach you the method, and you can do it yourself.”
He said, "And judging from the fact that you can draw such a wonderful picture with just a pen, you will definitely learn very quickly."
And it allows you to achieve the ultimate sensation more accurately and efficiently.
He asked Cheng Luo in a serious tone, "Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"So, you're not going to help me?" Cheng Luo's smile vanished in an instant.
The man grimaced in pain as he pulled on Yu Tang's arm with a little force.