It's not that Chen Xu is embarrassing, but that he hasn't figured out how to get along with Guan Yi at all.
Chen Xu hurriedly took the contents of the package out and put them in the refrigerator. There were several large bags, a jumble of all sorts of things! Sausages, milk powder, bread, snacks… What’s this? Ugh, Always sanitary napkins?
Picking up this Always sanitary napkin, Chen Xu couldn't help but think of something.
Last winter, when Chen Xu visited Wang Dong's dorm room, he found a lot of these white, obviously dirty things in their trash can! But strangely, Chen Xu noticed that these sanitary napkins didn't have any blood on them, but they were all dirty and no longer white.
So Chen Xu asked Wang Dong out of curiosity. Wang Dong wasn't embarrassed at all and generously explained to Chen Xu, the "newbie": Because it's too cold in winter, many people's feet get cold, and many people sweat a lot. Their shoes are wet all day long, and they can't dry their shoes in the dormitory, so they feel uncomfortable all day the next day.
I don't know which year or which great senior student invented this method... or maybe a senior student...
Use Always sanitary pads as insoles!
How wonderful!
They're soft to walk in, and most importantly, they're great at washing away sweat, plus they're not expensive. One pack of Always or Anlebao is enough for a week!
The only downside is that they're easy to step on and tear, leaving socks full of cotton lint that's impossible to wash off.
Chen Xu was lost in thought, holding the item, when suddenly Guan Yi exclaimed "Ah!" behind him. Startled, Chen Xu turned around to see the woman wearing comfortable cotton slippers, looking at him with a coquettish expression. She snatched the sanitary napkin from his hand and said reproachfully, "What's so interesting about this thing?!"
Chen Xu scratched his head awkwardly: "I remembered that a lot of animals at school use these as insoles."
Guan Yi didn't expect this answer. After thinking for a moment, he burst out laughing... Using Always sanitary pads as insoles, although he didn't know if this could be considered a university specialty, it was obviously a very funny thing.
But that wasn't what Chen Xu noticed; he was stunned by Guan Yi's smile.
This woman is truly unsmiling; her smile is both innocent and alluring… I heard that once, while this woman was walking down the street telling jokes to Gao Xiaojie, laughing so hard she was doubled over, two boys on bicycles who had been secretly watching them crashed headfirst into a telephone pole…
"What are you looking at!" Guan Yi blushed.
“Um,” Chen Xu scratched his head, “it shouldn’t be time yet.”
Guan Yi's face turned red again!
The three of them were familiar enough with Chen Xu that he knew their menstrual cycles. Even though it was winter, eating ice cream was still a very enjoyable thing… especially since they were at home all day, with several air conditioners running all day as if electricity were free, making the house very hot. So, even in the dead of winter, they always kept ice cream in the refrigerator, and everyone liked to eat it… after all, it cost over sixty yuan a tub, and the taste was amazing.
However, girls absolutely cannot touch this during their menstrual period, especially Gao Xiaojie. Relatively speaking, Gao Xiaojie's health is not very good, and sometimes she suffers a lot of pain during her period. Moreover, even someone as healthy as Guan Yi cannot eat cold foods during her period.
Therefore, from this phenomenon of not being able to eat ice cream, Chen Xu clearly grasped the cycles of the three girls... As for Tang Bixuan, she didn't like to eat it, so Chen Xu didn't know.
In fact, given how familiar Chen Xu and his group are with each other, making a little joke about this is commonplace. Normally, Guan Yi would definitely say, "Yeah, we women are so pitiful! We start bleeding every month from eleven or twelve, and it's been like this for decades. Do you think it's easy for us? Why don't you go buy me some red dates to help me recover?"
But now Guan Yi blushed: "There's still a week left... I definitely need to buy some in advance as a backup!"
Chen Xu gave an "Oh," surprised that she would say that. He was quite afraid of Guan Yi talking like that; she was usually such a charming and alluring woman, but suddenly being so coy always felt strange. He quickly changed the subject: "What do you want to eat tonight? How about some oyster sauce lettuce and honey-glazed ham, and maybe some salted meat?"
Guan Yiqiang smiled and said, "Okay, you do the cooking, and I'll learn from you."
Hearing this, Chen Xu breathed a sigh of relief. Compared to the ambiguity between the two of them, what he feared more was that the woman insisted, "I'll cook it, but you must eat it all cleanly!"
Seeing Chen Xu's expression, Guan Yi blinked cutely: "You didn't always think I didn't know what my cooking tasted like, did you?"
Chen Xu hesitated for a moment, and to be honest, he really thought so.
As mentioned before, Guan Yi has two major talents: computers and cooking.
Some people are very stubborn, and this stubbornness can no longer be called stubbornness, but rather obsession!
It's like a world-class basketball superstar suddenly quitting basketball and switching to baseball; even his most loyal fans couldn't bear to watch, but he himself seemed to enjoy it immensely. Similarly, some people have absolutely no talent for cooking, yet they insist on saying, "I'm cooking today!" completely ignoring the sullen faces of those around them.
Guan Yi chuckled, "Please, even if I have no talent for cooking, do you think I can't see your expressions? You all act like it's a major crisis the moment you hear I'm cooking. Even Zhan Jing wanted to drag me over to teach me about computers. If I didn't even have this much sense, wouldn't I be incredibly tactless?" She paused, then put on a serious expression and said, "Didn't you see that I never eat what I cook? Because I know it's bound to taste terrible!"
Chen Xu broke out in a cold sweat!
He had always thought that Guan Yi might be a bit paranoid, but little did he know that this woman had such a plan.
But thinking about it, it makes sense. It's one thing to lack talent in cooking; after all, nobody's perfect. Guan Yi is excellent in every way, so having such a small flaw is nothing.
But now he realized that the woman had done it on purpose, which left Chen Xu both amused and exasperated.
"It's rare for me to make Zhan Jing nervous and embarrassed." Looking at the mischievous wink of the fairy, Chen Xu suddenly wondered if there was some kind of competition among the three girls?
Zhan Jing was the most composed and calm of the three women, and it was rare to see her lose her composure. However, when Guan Yi was about to start cooking, she showed a hint of panic... Perhaps Guan Yi felt that she was too composed, so he wanted to use this method to provoke her.
The war between women is a silent battle, but it is probably the one that men understand the least.
The most awkward situation is when there's nothing to talk about, but once you have something to say, the awkward atmosphere gradually disappears.
Chen Xu and Guan Yi are both talkative people, but the main problem is that they can't get past their own hurdles.
However, with something to do, there's no need to be nervous about how the two of them will get along for the time being. Guan Yi is terrible at cooking and even worse at chopping vegetables, but she can wash vegetables without making a mess of them. Besides, girls are usually meticulous, and Chen Xu usually just rinses the vegetables under the tap and that's it. As for whether there might be some sand or something when eating them, it doesn't matter... anyway, he's already used to it in the school cafeteria.
Guan Yi washes vegetables by picking off each leaf one by one and rinsing them carefully. In her words, there might be pesticide residue on the vegetables, so they need to be washed thoroughly... As for whether or not water is wasted, that's not something this young lady cares about.
Chen Xu was quite fortunate to have come to this villa, because it had hot water pipes, so there was hot water available 24 hours a day as long as the tap was turned on.
Otherwise, if you lived in that house next to the school, washing vegetables in the freezing winter water would definitely not be a comfortable thing.
This is probably a case of gaining and losing. But then Chen Xu thought about it again. If he lived in the house next to the school, he wouldn't need to wash vegetables at all. He could just order takeout. But then he thought, where would the warmth of "home" be?
There are gains and losses!
Chen Xu suddenly broke out in a sweat. Was it the same in matters of the heart, with gains and losses?
Chapter 337 The Third Kiss (Part 1)
There are certain things you absolutely must not be distracted while doing. For example, being distracted while driving could easily lead to a crash into a telephone pole; being distracted while eating might result in choking on a bone or fishbone. And being distracted while chopping vegetables…
Chen Xu let out a scream of pain, put his finger in his mouth and sucked on it, then let out another scream!
Chen Xu is chopping chili peppers right now!
Guan Yi was startled by Chen Xu's scream and rushed over anxiously, asking, "What happened? What's wrong?"
Chen Xu was in so much pain!
To be honest, the cut on his finger wasn't serious. Chen Xu didn't care about such a small injury. Besides, the cut wasn't very deep... It was mainly the chili pepper!
There's a saying that goes, "rubbing salt into someone's wound"... that's already extremely unethical... but what about rubbing chili peppers into a wound?
And it was dried red chili peppers, the really spicy kind! Chen Xu subconsciously put his paw into his mouth, his mouth went numb from the spiciness!
You reap what you sow!
When Guan Yi saw that Chen Xu's hand was bleeding, he felt extremely distressed. He quickly pulled Chen Xu's hand and put it under the tap to rinse it, complaining, "How could you be so careless?"
Holding Guan Yi's soft little hand and smelling her feminine fragrance up close, Chen Xu momentarily forgot the pain in his hand.
The air conditioner was always on, keeping the temperature at 26 degrees Celsius, so it was quite hot inside.
Guan Yi was wearing an orange tight-fitting sweater. Because she was washing vegetables, the sleeves were rolled up above her forearms, revealing her fair arms.
There's nothing to see on her arms, even though Guan Yi's skin is very fair, the kind of creamy white... But after all, this isn't a feudal society or an Arab country where women have to cover themselves up completely.
Chen Xu is now paying attention to Guan Yi's figure.
What's the best time of year to admire beautiful women?
Most people would probably say it's summer, because beautiful women wear less clothing in summer.
Of course, that statement is correct, but actually, watching beautiful women indoors in winter has its own unique charm.
Especially in air-conditioned rooms like this.
It's worth noting that with the widespread use of air conditioning and heating, winters in many northern cities are actually warmer than in the south. Many urban white-collar workers are used to wearing a thick down jacket on the outside, but only a thin sweater underneath, so that they can take off the jacket when they get into an air-conditioned room and adjust to the temperature.
Nowadays, especially pretty girls, who would wrap themselves up like a polar bear in layers of clothing? Even in winter, they still want to show off their figures!
Guan Yi's orange-yellow fitted sweater is very tight, which accentuates her perfect figure... especially the curves of her upper body.
She really has a great figure!
The effect of bodysuits is even better than cool summer clothes. After all, summer clothes can't be too tight, otherwise it would be too hot, and nowadays bodysuits are basically shaping. Once the clothes are tied around the body, wow, even girls who aren't very curvy can see sexy curves, let alone a hot woman like Guan Yi.
Chen Xu almost spat out blood when he saw it... It seems, it seems even bigger than when he was a freshman, it should be a D cup?
Guan Yi didn't notice Chen Xu's sly gaze. He carefully rinsed Chen Xu's hands and asked with concern, "Does it hurt? Wait a minute, rinse it here a bit more, I'll go get you the first-aid kit."
The first-aid kit at home is always kept, and it's full of all sorts of things. Guan Yi took the kit and carefully applied medicine and bandages to him, his face full of undisguised concern: "You're such a grown-up, how could you be so careless? Forget it, let's not cook for ourselves, let's just order takeout and use a delivery service."
Chen Xu couldn't help but chuckle. Was it like this every day? He laughed and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing. It was just an accident. It won't happen again. Keep cooking."
"No way!" Guan Yi objected. "What if you cut your finger again?"
Seeing her serious expression, Chen Xu couldn't help but laugh and reach out to pinch Guan Yi's nose: "You're so cute, don't worry, it's okay!"
This gesture was too ambiguous. Guan Yi blushed and lowered his head. Chen Xu also realized that he had acted involuntarily and quickly laughed it off, saying, "Cook, cook! Tonight we will definitely prepare a table of delicious and visually appealing dishes."
As he spoke, Chen Xu stood up, preparing to escape to the kitchen. But just as he took a step, he suddenly heard Guan Yi sigh resentfully behind him: "You always run away whenever things get a little tense. How long are you planning to keep running away!"
Chen Xu froze.
Yes, how long am I supposed to keep running away?
The two are living together for at least another month. He has been avoiding Guan Yi like the plague. What will the girl think of that?
Chen Xu turned around and saw Guan Yi's face full of grievance and resentment, his gaze seemingly melting Chen Xu.
The woman bit her lip tightly, on the verge of tears: "How could you do this? What have you always taken me for? You always avoid me, always hide from me, do you hate me that much?"
As she spoke, tears began to fall uncontrollably.
It is said that women are made of water. This was the first time Chen Xu had seen Guan Yi cry. She stood there motionless, tears streaming down her cheeks, and the moisture in her eyes grew thicker and thicker, almost to the point of being uncontrollable.
Chen Xu panicked immediately, took a few steps, picked up a tissue from the coffee table and handed it to her, saying, "Okay, okay, don't cry, please don't cry. It was my fault, I..."
Before he could finish speaking, Guan Yi suddenly threw herself into his arms. Before Chen Xu could even feel that bouncy, hot body, he felt a sharp pain on his shoulder—Guan Yi had bitten him!
Many people think that being bitten by a woman is a happy thing, at least there is a woman who can bite you.
But to be blunt, being bitten by a woman and being bitten by a dog are actually pretty much the same thing... it hurts!
Chen Xu felt he was about to bleed. It seemed today was truly an unlucky day; he had cut his finger with a knife and then been bitten by a woman.
But he tried his best to hold back, and Guan Yi didn't continue biting. She let go and buried her face in Chen Xu's shoulder, crying.
"You bad person, why do you always have to stay far away?" Guan Yi pounded Chen Xu's back. "You just like to treat everyone equally! Since you want to be fair, I won't force you! I've seen plenty of men with more than one woman since I was a child. If you're so capable, I don't care if you have several lovers! But you can't keep treating me like this, okay? Do you know how cruel your behavior is?! Have you ever thought about my feelings? I'd rather you have several girls in your heart at the same time, but at the very least, you have to let me know that I'm one of them! You always make me wait here, are you trying to make me surrender first? Waaah, do you only feel happy when a girl confesses to you on her own?"
Chen Xu sighed deeply. His hand struggled in the air for a moment before finally resting on Guan Yi's back and hugging her tightly.
I really let such a good girl down!
Gao Xiaojie was like this, and so was Guan Yi.