While Aze was no match for Qiaoqiao when it came to picking up girls at bars, he far surpassed her in the university town... After all, in broad daylight, very few girls on campus were willing to engage in same-sex relationships...
Every time Aze went to the university town to pick up girls, he always made sure to bring Qiaoqiao along, because only then could he beat her. Seeing the dejected look on Qiaoqiao's face, Aze said, was more satisfying than an orgasm…
Qiao Qiao also looked very confident and spirited. It seems that this kind of group activity to pick up girls is something that both male and female perverts are very excited and looking forward to!
I thought about it for a moment, then told Aze that I had something to say to Qiaoqiao, and then got off and took Qiaoqiao's car.
Two cars, three thugs, off they go, heading for Xianlin University Town!
Qiaoqiao seemed extremely excited, flooring the gas pedal the whole way, driving the car like an airplane, whistling with extreme flair, and sporting a lewd smile. Later, she even started singing a Nanjing local version of "Eighteen Touches"...
"Let me pat your head, you're so gentle..."
Touching your breasts, you're so perverted...
"Let me touch your waist, you're so sexy..."
Part One: A Man in the Martial World, Helpless to Control His Own Fate, Chapter Sixty-Seven: The Yangtze River's Back Waves Push the Front Waves!
It wasn't the weekend, but when we drove to Xianlin University Town, we saw groups of young people dressed as students on the streets.
Qiaoqiao had slowed down the car, her eyes searching for any beautiful women... I, on the other hand, was a little distracted: "Qiaoqiao, I have a question for you."
"Um?"
What do eighteen-year-old girls like?
Qiaoqiao turned to look at me and said, "Eighteen? When did you start liking high school girls?"
I paused for a moment, then quickly retorted, "No, I... wait!" I smiled slyly, "What did you just say? 'Also' like high school students? Why did you say 'Also'?"
Qiao Qiao looked fierce: "What's wrong? I just like high school girls, do you have a problem with that?"
"No!" I quickly shrank back a little and cautiously reminded him, "Could you please look ahead when you're driving?"
"Hmph!" She gave him the middle finger, then added with a hint of smugness, "I'm different from you men... You scoundrels only know how to harm little girls!"
"Damn it! Don't you know how?"
Qiaoqiao gave me a flirtatious glance, then curled her lip and said, "Tch! Please, at least I won't break their hymens..."
...
I almost choked to death on my own saliva!
But I couldn't help asking, "Qiaoqiao... if you don't break a virgin's... hymen... then how do you usually do those... things with girls?"
Qiao Qiao gave me a killer smile and giggled, "Chen Yang, are you curious?"
"Hmm... a little..." I couldn't help but imagine the lewd scenes in those lesbian porn films...
Qiaoqiao's eyes flashed with a strange light: "Then, next time I'm doing something, would you like to watch from the sidelines?"
"Um... well... although we have a good relationship. But in that situation, are you really not worried about someone watching?"
Qiaoqiao smiled sweetly: "Of course not, we're good friends, good friends should share happiness, right?"
Damn! Did she take the wrong medicine today? But... just imagine, two pretty girls... it really is tempting...
"And another thing... Chen Yang, since we're friends and can share happiness... then next time you and Yan Di are doing something, I'll be watching from the sidelines!" Qiao Qiao smiled wickedly: "Yan Di is a very pretty girl. Hmm, her legs are so long and straight. Her waist is so slim, when a girl like that moves, the elasticity of her waist..."
"Damn it, shut up!" I said, my face turning ashen. "I knew you had bad intentions!"
"Who said that! I'm just sharing our happiness as good friends!" Qiaoqiao looked at me sincerely.
"Damn it! Then why were you swallowing your saliva?" I called her out on it.
"...I'm hungry!" She rolled her eyes and quickly said, "You don't like me talking about Yan Di...then I'll go find A-Mei...uniform fetish...I like it...!!"
"Don't even think about it!" I immediately poured cold water on her idea: "Ah Mei's sexual orientation is perfectly normal, and besides... she keeps a pair of scissors under her pillow every night!"
Qiao Qiao's eyes lit up instead: "Uniform fetish + sex + rape game? Damn! I love it!"
Holy crap, I almost forgot that the woman next to me is a perverted female wolf!
While indulging in her fantasies, Qiaoqiao said with lingering interest, "Seriously, Chen Yang, you haven't slept with Yan Di yet, have you? I'm really curious, why have you held back for so long this time?"
"I...I'm serious this time." I thought for a moment and said in a low voice, "I think I really like her."
"Hmm, so?"
"So, I want to date her properly, and then, once our relationship is stable, find the best time to do 'that'," I answered honestly.
Qiaoqiao gave me a pitying look, and I immediately couldn't help but say, "Why are you looking at me like that? I'm telling the truth! I've never experienced this feeling of being truly invested in a relationship before. I really want to develop a good relationship with Yandi... Damn it. What's with that look you're giving me!"
Qiaoqiao immediately shook her head: "Don't misunderstand, I have no doubt about your true feelings... I just feel... don't you find it hard to hold back? I mean... Yan Di looks very charming. She's beautiful, young, has such an alluring figure, is considerate and gentle, and is devoted to you... Now you're living together... don't you ever feel impulsive when you're with her?"
well……
I sighed.
impulse?
I was so impulsive! Especially sometimes, when I look at those white cotton panties hanging on my balcony, I can't help but fantasize about what Yan Di would look like wearing those panties... I feel like a saint!!
As I was thinking, I couldn't help but swallow hard. Qiaoqiao, standing beside me, carefully interrupted me, then chuckled mischievously, "The look on your face is like that of a beast in heat... Chen Yang, you're in heat!"
I was furious. I glared at her viciously and said coldly, "Get married! Qiaoqiao! Your family will marry you off sooner or later! Marry a man! A man!"
"…Chen Yang, I'll fuck your grandpa!" Qiao Qiao was startled, her face turned pale, and she stepped on the gas, almost driving the car onto the sidewalk.
After a moment of silence, I spoke again: "I was so caught up in that nonsense that I almost forgot the point... It's still the same question: what does an eighteen-year-old girl like?"
Qiaoqiao glared at me, and I quickly said seriously, "I'm serious, there's something I need to take care of!"
“Okay, an eighteen-year-old girl…” She tilted her head and thought for a moment: “Pretty clothes. Pocket money, a sunny and handsome boy, that’s about it.”
"That's it?" I was a little skeptical.
"Hey!" Qiao Qiao sneered, "Don't think that women are all born with desires! Eighteen-year-old girls are still very innocent... Women only start to go bad after they graduate from school and enter society!"
All right!
A sunny, handsome boy…hmm. I glanced at the BMW in front. Hmm, I brought Aze with me. At worst, I'll just push him out to deal with that Ni Duoduo…hmm…
However, in order to be responsible for Huan Ge's daughter, I'm considering whether it's necessary to have Aze undergo a minor castration surgery first...
Okay, we've got a sunny, handsome guy.
I have pocket money... Jinhe gave me a large sum of money, and I can give it to Ni Duoduo anytime if she wants it.
But beautiful clothes...
My gaze fell on Qiaoqiao. This woman was wearing a very stylish Versace jacket today, with a touch of feminine charm. Girls would probably all like that.
I took a deep breath and looked at Qiaoqiao. I said calmly:
"Qiaoqiao, take off your clothes!"
Upon hearing this, Qiaoqiao looked as if she had seen a ghost and almost crashed her car into a telephone pole.
The Foreign Language School is located in the southeast corner of Xianlin University Town. There is a parking lot in front of the school, and a very grand gate with a tall monument engraved on it, detailing the school's glorious history.
Two security guards were standing at the school gate. They were probably used to seeing luxury cars coming and going in this kind of place. As soon as we arrived at the gate, the electronic sliding gate opened automatically, and the security guards shouted quickly before we could say anything: "Turn left to the dormitory area."
Once inside, we discovered that the school actually had another gate inside, but we couldn't enter through that gate because it was the teaching area. Turning left, we found ourselves in a dormitory area.
As expected of an expensive school, it's truly built with RMB... The dormitory buildings are just as impressive as those beautiful apartment buildings in the city center! In terms of architectural style, they're even European-style garden apartments! And most importantly... this school adopts a purely Western management style... the dormitory area is completely open! There are no dormitory gatekeepers or anything like that.
Although I knew Ni Duoduo's dormitory room number, I checked the time and realized it was probably class time. So we parked the car downstairs in the dormitory area and walked into the school campus.
On the way, I finally managed to give Qiaoqiao and Aze a brief account of what had happened today. However, I didn't go into too much detail; I just said that a distant relative of mine in the United States had asked me to visit his daughter.
The first thing Aze asked after hearing this was, "Is that girl pretty? Does she have a good figure?"
Qiaoqiao's first question was: "Does she like women?"
Just as I was about to draw my sword and humanely annihilate these two menaces on the spot to prevent them from continuing to harm humanity, Aze suddenly became as excited as a male wolf in heat, whistling at two girls in blue school uniforms walking by in the distance!
Then the two thugs, a man and a woman, completely ignored my presence and began some lewd conversation:
"Hmm, as expected of a Western-style campus, the female students' uniforms are very pretty..."
"Yes, if the skirt were just an inch shorter, it would be perfect..."
"I just wonder if the female teachers here are pretty..."
"Yes! Ideally, she'd be the type who wears glasses, has long hair, a business suit, high heels, and carries a pointer, with a low-cut top that reveals white lace trim..."
Damn, those two bastards, looks like I can't let them watch porn anymore!
We were looking for the teaching building for Ni Duoduo's senior year of high school, but we saw a boy in the distance holding a large bouquet of red roses, standing on the edge of the playground, with a huge banner hanging behind him, and several helium balloons and ribbons tied to it.
We glanced at each other... Young people these days are so open-minded... They've already learned this kind of courtship method in middle school?
As we got closer, we saw that the boy looked to be no more than eighteen years old! He was wearing a blue school uniform, but his hair was styled in a rebellious manner, standing completely upright, like a hedgehog on his head. And the banner behind him read:
"I was wrong! Please marry me!"
Proposal??
A seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy is proposing marriage?!
But something even more terrifying was yet to come...
At that moment, the school bells rang out from all directions, signaling the end of get out of class, followed by a deafening roar. The once quiet schoolyard instantly erupted into a cacophony of noise, like a beehive. Countless young boys and girls rushed out of classrooms, and the playground began to fill with people coming and going. Yet, they seemed utterly uninterested in the boy carrying the flowers, as if they had long since grown accustomed to it all…
As the three of us were observing the boy holding the flowers, he suddenly showed an excited expression and shouted loudly into the crowd... Hearing what he shouted, the three of us almost fainted!
"Ni Duoduo!! I love you! Please marry me!!!"
I almost collapsed! Looking at Aze and Qiaoqiao, they both seemed on the verge of a breakdown. Then, several young men and women emerged from the crowd. They were all wearing school uniforms, but their hairstyles and outfits were incredibly diverse. Some boys had punk hairstyles, others had mohawks, some had nose rings, and still others had eyelid rings…
Even more outrageous was a girl with seventeen or eighteen metal hoops piercing her eyelids, nose, and lips, and a dense row of earrings stuck into her ears, while also wearing a pair of ridiculously styled glasses...
If you look closely... these glasses don't even have lenses!
Just then, one of the girls, whose hair looked like an exploding mushroom cloud, walked over. Her small face was covered in makeup, making her look like a monster; I couldn't tell how much powder she'd used, as her complexion appeared somewhat bluish! It took me a lot of effort to vaguely make out that she looked vaguely familiar…
"Are you fucking annoying me?! I've told you a hundred times! Our relationship is over! Don't bother me anymore! I have a new husband now!"
After saying that, the girl with the afro gave a disdainful middle finger, then nonchalantly walked away with her group of friends. I think I vaguely heard her say something like, "Let's go find a place to have a drink..."
It took me a full ten seconds to realize what was happening...