A sickly young man who travels back to the Song Dynasty

Chapter 18

Time and space separation (5)

Shen Lang approached Li Yushan, put his arm around her shoulder, and said, "She's right, but she's even better than me! She can tell just by looking at her. Peiru shouldn't complain about Ahan mistaking Yushan anymore, right?"

"Alright! Alright! Everyone, get out! Let the young couple stay here!" Li Yushan said.

So everyone went outside and closed the door behind them. But they didn't leave. Watching a play is said to be one of life's greatest pleasures, especially such a good one; who would miss it? So people crowded around the windows and doorways, forming three or four layers deep, even more than the crowd watching a monkey show.

A voice came from inside the room: "Tell me! Have you seen any other women all these years?" So it was an interrogation! If only I could see!

"No!" Who would dare say yes when faced with a tigress?

"Have you ever hugged or kissed other women?"

"Yes!" Wow! I admire him so much! He's a true hero!

"Yes? Who is it? Tell me the truth!" The tigress was unleashed! Hopefully, Ouyang Han is Wu Song!

"Ouch! My wife, be gentle! Be gentle! I'll talk! I'll talk!" Coward! The crowd's faces showed indignation.

"Who is it?" This roar was comparable to the roar of a shrew!

"It's Bingqi!" Poor thing! She got beaten up for a four or five-year-old girl.

"Hmph! You're smart to know what's good for you!" What a magnificent heroine!

"My wife, I have kept my virginity for you for more than four years, can you..." What a devoted man, he has endured for so long, I wonder if he will become impotent?

"Stop touching me! Get away!"

"Ouch!" He's doomed! Ouyang Han must have been kicked in the groin! Poor thing!

Why is there no sound? Could something have happened?

Suddenly the door was flung open, and several people tumbled in. Han Yufeng fell flat on his face at the bottom, Shen Lang in the middle, and Li Yushan at the top. The three of them hurriedly scrambled to their feet.

Ouyang Han crossed his arms and looked at them with a cold smile, making them feel uneasy. He said, "Finished watching the show?"

Han Yufeng chuckled and said, "It's nothing! We just happened to be passing by! You guys continue! You guys continue!" He said as he backed away.

"Get out of here!" Upon hearing this, everyone felt as if they had been granted a pardon and immediately tucked their tails between their legs and fled for their lives.

Han Yufeng returned. Hey! Hey! Everyone said he wouldn't miss this once-in-a-lifetime show. It would be a sin to miss a show! Han Yufeng sat on the rooftop, listening to the sounds coming from inside.

"My wife, let's continue!"

"don't want!"

"My lady, they're all gone!"

"No!" Yes! Reject him! Reject him! Let the rotten egg die of lust!

"My wife..." Han Yufeng felt extremely satisfied hearing Ouyang Han's almost pleading voice!

"No! Unless..." Han Yufeng heard that there was a chance, so he secretly cursed Du Peiru for her wavering stance.

"Unless what?" Don't say it! Don't say it! Whatever you do, don't tell the rotten egg!

Separated by Time and Space (Final Chapter)

"Unless I'm on top!" Wow! That's a brilliant move! Han Yufeng couldn't help but laugh at the thought of that scenario.

"Alright!" Then, a series of seductive sounds came from the room, until Han Yufeng, his face flushed red, lost his footing and fell off the roof. "Ouch! My God!" Han Yufeng cried out, immediately regretting it. This is terrible! Ouyang Han will kill me if he finds out I overheard his secret! One slip and I'm doomed! Ignoring the pain, he used his lightness skill to escape for his life.

Du Peiru led Ouyang Yan to climb onto the roof beam to peep at Ouyang Han taking a bath.

Du Peiru was engrossed in watching, but Ouyang Yan noticed that Du Peiru was drooling and couldn't help but remind her, "Mother, you're drooling!" Du Peiru quickly covered Ouyang Yan's mouth, but it was too late.

While showering, Ouyang Han heard breathing sounds. He assumed only Du Peiru was peeping, so he ignored it and even struck various poses to seduce her, lest she get tired of him and go looking at other men. But then he heard his son's voice, and in anger, he immediately roared, "Du Peiru, you're leading our son astray!"

Upon hearing Ouyang Han's roar, Du Peiru and Ouyang Yan both lost their balance and fell off the beam.

Ouyang Han wanted to fly over to save them, but because they were too far away, he had no choice but to roll on the ground and lie down to cushion the mother and child's fall.

Du Peiru and Ouyang Yan patted their chests, thankful that the floor in the room was soft, otherwise they would definitely have fallen to their deaths. Unexpectedly, they heard Ouyang Han's voice from beneath them: "Why aren't you getting down here right now!" The two of them were startled.

Du Peiru hurriedly scrambled away, while Ouyang Yan casually pressed several acupoints on Ouyang Han's body. Then, he smiled and said to Du Peiru, "Mother, I've sealed Father's acupoints!"

"Really? Then we don't have to worry about him being punished! Son, where do you think we should go to take refuge this time?" Du Peiru said happily.

Ouyang Han wanted to start cursing, but he found that even his son had pressed his speech acupoint.

"Mother, shall we go to Hangzhou to visit West Lake?" Ouyang Yan suggested.

"Hmm! Good idea! Let's tie your dad up first! No! We need to help your dad put on his clothes first, otherwise if other women see his body, wouldn't I be at a huge loss?"

So the two of them helped Ouyang Han put on his pants. After they finished helping him, they were both panting heavily.

Ouyang Yan said, "Mother, don't bother with the clothes. Just cover Father with the blanket later!"

"Hmm! Then let's tie him up first!" Du Peiru said.

The two of them hurriedly tied Ouyang Han up.

"Mother, we have to gag Father!"

"Hmm! I'll use those smelly socks then!"

"Wow! Mom, you can't be this cruel, can you?"

"Pah! You brat, your dad once shoved his foot into my mouth while I was sleeping! Now it's time for my revenge!"

"Mom, you didn't mistake Dad's foot for a chicken leg and smack it yourself, did you?" As far as he knew, Ouyang Yan's mother was the person with the worst sleeping habits in the world. Even if he was wrong, he wouldn't be too far off.

Du Peiru blushed and said, "Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and stuff it in!"

After they gagged Ouyang Han with socks, Du Peiru took a blanket from the bed, covered Ouyang Han with it, and then left.

A day later, Ouyang Han finally managed to break the rope and then headed towards Hangzhou...

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Xiaobai won't be able to go online until mid-September! So I'm finishing this book early as a reward for my readers.

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