Ghost Canned Food

Chapter 3

"Great!" Lai Ziqiang grabbed the fat man's collar first. "Quickly piss to me right now, or you'll die. Hurry up and pee!" "There's a reward for peeing, 1 million yen." Guo Jinshan interjected, "1 million yen." "Slap!" Lai Ziqiang slapped Guo Jinshan again. "No reward without my approval." The fat man gushed out a stream of urine, and the stairs suddenly disappeared. Lai Ziqiang found that they were standing in the corridor with paintings of evil spirits hanging on both sides. They had finally escaped the staircase maze.

"We won!" Fatty raised his fist triumphantly, shouting triumphantly, "Red devil, if you've got the guts, come out and fight me one-on-one! I'll drown you in my piss!" "Red devil doesn't care about piss at all. Black dog blood and peach wood sword can't even scratch him," Li Dui sneered. "You only broke his magic path." "Nonsense! If that's the case, why doesn't he dare to appear in front of me? He's afraid of me, afraid of my piss. I have a trump card; I'll flatten him with my excrement!" Fatty didn't believe it.

"The reason it doesn't dare to appear isn't because of your virgin urine. What it's truly afraid of is me, not you. It's because I have ghost-slaying powder. If I hit it three times in a row with the ghost-slaying powder, it will be utterly destroyed. I've already hit it once, and it's already severely weakened. So I'm your savior. Without me, hmph, you can save your virgin urine for yourself. That red ghost could wipe you all out in the blink of an eye," Li Dui retorted to the fat man with conviction.

"Slap!" Lai Ziqiang slapped Li Dui again. "Shut up! You're just a hostage, a stinking louse on my body. You have no right to pretend to be my savior." "I'm just stating the facts," Li Dui said indignantly.

"Search him and find his exorcising powder," Lai Ziqiang ordered Fatty. Fatty immediately searched all of Li Dui's pockets and trousers, but found nothing.

Just then, something terrifying happened. The oil paintings hanging on the wall began to change. The eyes of the ghostly figures flashed red, and the zombies revealed ferocious smiles... "Quickly, tell me where you hid the ghost-slaying powder!" Lai Ziqiang yelled, gripping Li Dui's throat. Guo Jinshan suddenly pointed behind him, trembling all over, "A ghost! A ghost!" Good heavens, a ghostly figure jumped out of the oil painting. Everyone screamed in fright and rushed towards the corridor exit.

Behind them, vampires, werewolves, ghouls, and elves leaped out of the painting one by one. When Li Dui and his companions ran out of the corridor and back to the original swimming pool, they could no longer find their way out. At the same time, dozens of monsters of various colors let out deafening screams and bared their fangs and claws as they pounced from behind.

---Magpie Bridge Fairy

Reply [15]: Just as Li Dui and others were terrified and at a loss by the pool, suddenly, with a loud crash, glass shards poured in like waves through the floor-to-ceiling glass window on the left side of the pool hall, and two dark figures broke through the window and entered.

"Get down!" a dark figure shouted.

Li Dui and the others all dropped to the ground with a jolt. In the blink of an eye, two powerful bolts of electricity shot out from the giant electric gun in the black figure's hand. With a "zzzz" sound, the dazzling blue current struck the dozens of monsters that were chasing after them in the corridor. A large wave of fire poured out from the electricity flashing on the monsters' bodies. "Boom" "Boom" "Boom," one after another, the demons exploded into charred pieces flying all over the sky in the firelight.

"Those ghosts and monsters have all been cleared out," a dark figure reported.

At this moment, Lai Ziqiang and his group finally calmed down and got up again. Two dark figures walked up to them, holding two gleaming, high-tech giant guns. They turned out to be two middle-aged men wearing black suits and sunglasses. One of them was tall with black hair, and the other was fat with white hair.

"Men in Black" Lee Dui pointed at them and exclaimed in surprise that their clothes, appearance, and weapons were exactly the same as those in the movie "Men in Black".

"No, we are the Black Superstar Demon Slayer Team," the white-haired man with black sunglasses corrected.

"We saw demonic energy surging up here just now, so we rushed over to check it out. Sure enough, it was the work of demons. But we've already dealt with them all. However, you must forget all of this, understand?" the black-haired, black-skinned man added.

"Then, how about we take out an amnesia stick and make us all forget our memories?" Li Dui quickly chimed in with flattery, hoping that Guo Jinshan and Lai Ziqiang would all lose their memories.

"Don't worry, I won't tell a word." Guo Jinshan walked enthusiastically to the tall, imposing man in sunglasses. "Even if someone told me I had a hundred billion, I wouldn't tell anyone. If I did, would I still be human? Even if you told me I could tell, I wouldn't. I wouldn't tell anyone even in my dreams. Even if someone tells me in the future, it definitely won't be me. Even if you don't tell, I still won't. If you're worried, I can write you a guarantee. Even if I hadn't lost my memory, I wouldn't tell anyone..." "Shut up, all of you shut up!" Lai Ziqiang slapped Guo Jinshan again, then pulled out his pistol and pointed it at the two men in sunglasses. "I don't care if you're in sunglasses or not, I'm going to kidnap anyone I see today, and anyone I see who's a ghost. From now on, you're my hostages." "Hahaha." The man in sunglasses laughed. "You think you can fight me with this piece of junk? Come on, go to a kids' store and get a nicer one before you spout nonsense!" "Try it!" Lai Ziqiang shouted maniacally, wildly waving the gun in front of the tall man in sunglasses.

"Forget it, brother, there's still one Red Devil kid to deal with. I'm not in the mood for a shooting game. How about this, we'll take care of the Red Devil kid first, then you can be my hostage, okay?" White-haired Blackie stepped forward to smooth things over. "Don't say anything without my permission, okay?" Lai Ziqiang ordered smugly, thinking he had succeeded.

"No, that Red Devil is too powerful. I think we should make a hasty retreat and let these idiots play with the Red Devil!" The black-haired, black-clad man wanted to escape, and he showed a lingering fear in his expression.

"No, don't be afraid. I have exorcising powder to eliminate Red Devil. Just hit it twice more, and it will be utterly destroyed." Seeing the Black-haired Exorcising Team trying to escape, Li Dui quickly pulled a packet of exorcising powder from his underwear. "I've always believed that underwear is the safest place." "Hahaha, I never thought you hid the exorcising powder in a place like this." The white-haired Black-haired guy took the exorcising powder and suddenly let out a child's laugh. "How do you want to die? Tell me quickly." "Red Devil." Li Dui stared wide-eyed at the two Black-haired guys. "We've fallen for their trap." It turned out that the two Black-haired guys were part of a trap set by Red Devil, their purpose being to steal Li Dui's exorcising powder.

The white-haired, black-skinned boy and the black-haired, black-skinned boy instantly merged into one, transforming into a red-skinned child floating in the air. The child's two long, narrow eyes greedily and viciously stared at the six prey before him. "I guarantee you'll die in endless creative ways, hahaha!" As soon as he finished speaking, the swimming pool suddenly surged with waves. Before Li Dui and the other six could react, a gigantic green monster emerged from the bottom of the water. Six thick tentacles covered in suckers burst forth from the waves, instantly sucking all six of them up with screams. They were lifted high by the tentacles and then slammed heavily into the water. Amidst the churning bubbles, the green monster with dozens of eyes opened its gaping maw and... The six men swallowed the water along with their bodies... "Ah!" With a shrill scream, the six men fell into a pitch-black, bottomless abyss. They tumbled and rolled in the air, plummeting at high speed into the darkness of the abyss... Finally, they all lost consciousness in the dizzying fall... After an unknown amount of time, Lai Ziqiang suddenly awoke from his unconsciousness. He found himself lying on a soft, yielding ground, surrounded by complete darkness, unable to see his own hand in front of his face. The wind howled in his ears, and oh my god, there was an incredibly hot, foul-smelling stench. Lai Ziqiang quickly covered his nose, but still couldn't help vomiting profusely.

Suddenly, in the darkness, he heard the sounds of two other people vomiting.

---Magpie Bridge Fairy

Reply [16]: After the sweltering heat wave, Lai Ziqiang walked on the soft floor in the dark towards the direction where the two people vomited.

It was humid and hot all around. Lai Ziqiang wiped the sweat from his brow and asked, "Hey, who are you?" "It's me, Brother Lai," Fatty replied from the darkness, stroking his mustache. "Qiangzai and Xiongzai." "What's going on? What kind of place is this?" "I don't know." "Where's Guo Chaoren? What about the three hostages?" "I don't know." "Damn it, they're all useless trash," Lai Ziqiang cursed.

"I touched the wall. It's strange; it's wet and soft," came the voice of the man with the mustache from the darkness.

"Damn it, what kind of place is this? Is there a lighter?" Lai Ziqiang yelled like a madman. "Is anyone here? Get out here!" "We seem to be in a tunnel," Fatty replied.

"I have a lighter." The man with the mustache picked up a lighter from the ground and lit it with two quick clicks. Almost simultaneously, the three men let out hysterical screams. They had transformed into three skeletons, invisible in the darkness before, but now they could see them all. Three white skeletons opened their jaws and roared... "Boom boom boom!" A deafening roar came from the depths of darkness. Before the three could react, a surging torrent of acid roared down, giant waves crashed, the lighter went out, and the screams continued... Amidst screams, the three skeletons were once again swept into the pitch-black darkness by the torrent... It turned out that when they first awoke, they had already been corroded into three skeletons by the acidic torrent. When they awoke again, they might find that they were left with only a skull or a piece of skull... "Ah!" Guo Jinshan and Guo Tianru woke up with a scream at the same time. They found themselves on a rooftop, lying on two unfolded folding beds. It turned out that they were on the rooftop of a luxury villa in the suburbs.

Guo Jinshan shook his heavy head, feeling dizzy as if he had just had a nightmare. He glanced at Guo Tianru and then asked thoughtfully, "Why are we here?" "I don't know," Guo Tianru said, opening her heavy eyelids and shrugging.

"Strange, I feel like something happened yesterday. Woman, do you remember what happened yesterday?" Guo Jinshan asked, scratching his head.

"I don't remember." Guo Tianru tried her best to think for a long time, but her mind was blank and she couldn't remember anything. "It seems like there are some things, but I don't remember them. I don't even know why we are lying here sleeping." "Master, the ginseng tea is here." Under the starry sky, a Filipino maid in a white uniform carried a tray up the stairs with two steaming cups of ginseng tea on it.

"I feel very thirsty." Guo Jinshan stared greedily at the Filipino maid's carotid artery.

"Me too." Guo Tianru also stared intently at the Filipino maid's carotid artery, showing absolutely no interest in the ginseng tea.

The father and daughter exchanged a knowing smile, revealing their sharp canine teeth.

A maid's scream echoed from the rooftop... "Ah!" Li Dui woke up from his nightmare. He found himself sitting on an airplane, in a window seat.

This is a passenger plane, with all the dozens of seats occupied. Two rows of fluorescent tubes on the cabin ceiling cast a faint blue light, the floor is covered with a green carpet, and the cabin walls on both sides are covered with eerie black patterned panels.

"Strange, how did I end up on a plane?" Li Dui looked around and realized that all the passengers in the surrounding seats were tightly bound by wires. He quickly looked down and, to his horror, his body was bound by dozens of finger-thick steel wires extending from his seat. "Hey, what's going on?" he struggled and shouted, but the wire mesh remained firmly locked around him. After struggling for a while, he finally gave up. Perhaps it was a new type of seatbelt! He looked out the window, and suddenly, he froze, unable to believe his eyes.

---Magpie Bridge Fairy

Reply [17]: Outside the window, the plane was flying in an endless darkness, but that was not scary. What was scary was that the plane was not on the ground, nor on the sea, nor on the clouds, but on an endless raging fire.

The boundless sea of fire spread out majestically in the lower realm, with rolling red waves and surging crimson billows, flames reaching the sky, and the vast expanse of fire boiling all the way to the horizon at the end of the sky.

Before Li Dui could finish his surprise, suddenly, a crystal curtain wall in front of the cabin lit up, revealing a devil Satan with two horns on his head.

"Welcome to the eighteenth level of hell. I can guarantee you will never be reincarnated, hahaha." As soon as he finished speaking, the plane burst into flames, and every passenger in the cabin turned into a fireball amidst screams.

Amidst heart-wrenching screams, the plane, engulfed in flames, plunged into the vast and magnificent sea of fire. Li Dui was also engulfed in flames. With a final scream, the raging plane crashed headlong into the surging, boundless sea of fire.

It turns out that Lai Ziqiang and his two companions used evil energy to nourish their kidneys, which is why they were swallowed by Red Ghost Boy. As for the Guo family, Red Ghost Boy Wang disliked the strong metallic smell of their blood and only took a few bites before throwing them back. As a result, the Guo family turned into vampire zombies. Of course, the most tragic one was Li Dui, who had once enslaved Red Ghost Boy and was Red Ghost Boy's greatest enemy. Therefore, he was sent to the eighteenth level of hell by Red Ghost Boy, never to be reincarnated.

Want to raise a ghost child? Go raise a red ghost child, or you might have an even more exciting ending than them.