Ghost Canned Food

"Great!" Lai Ziqiang grabbed the fat man's collar first. "Quickly piss to me right now, or you'll die. Hurry up and pee!" "There's a reward for peeing, 1 million yen." Guo Jinshan interjected, "1 million yen." "Slap!" Lai Ziqiang slapped Guo Jinshan again. "No reward without my approval." The fat man gushed out a stream of urine, and the stairs suddenly disappeared. Lai Ziqiang found that they were standing in the corridor with paintings of evil spirits hanging on both sides. They had finally escaped the staircase maze.

"We won!" Fatty raised his fist triumphantly, shouting triumphantly, "Red devil, if you've got the guts, come out and fight me one-on-one! I'll drown you in my piss!" "Red devil doesn't care about piss at all. Black dog blood and peach wood sword can't even scratch him," Li Dui sneered. "You only broke his magic path." "Nonsense! If that's the case, why doesn't he dare to appear in front of me? He's afraid of me, afraid of my piss. I have a trump card; I'll flatten him with my excrement!" Fatty didn't believe it.

"The reason it doesn't dare to appear isn't because of your virgin urine. What it's truly afraid of is me, not you. It's because I have ghost-slaying powder. If I hit it three times in a row with the ghost-slaying powder, it will be utterly destroyed. I've already hit it once, and it's already severely weakened. So I'm your savior. Without me, hmph, you can save your virgin urine for yourself. That red ghost could wipe you all out in the blink of an eye," Li Dui retorted to the fat man with conviction.

"Slap!" Lai Ziqiang slapped Li Dui again. "Shut up! You're just a hostage, a stinking louse on my body. You have no right to pretend to be my savior." "I'm just stating the facts," Li Dui said indignantly.

"Search him and find his exorcising powder," Lai Ziqiang ordered Fatty. Fatty immediately searched all of Li Dui's pockets and trousers, but found nothing.

Just then, something terrifying happened. The oil paintings hanging on the wall began to change. The eyes of the ghostly figures flashed red, and the zombies revealed ferocious smiles... "Quickly, tell me where you hid the ghost-slaying powder!" Lai Ziqiang yelled, gripping Li Dui's throat. Guo Jinshan suddenly pointed behind him, trembling all over, "A ghost! A ghost!" Good heavens, a ghostly figure jumped out of the oil painting. Everyone screamed in fright and rushed towards the corridor exit.

Behind them, vampires, werewolves, ghouls, and elves leaped out of the painting one by one. When Li Dui and his companions ran out of the corridor and back to the original swimming pool, they could no longer find their way out. At the same time, dozens of monsters of various colors let out deafening screams and bared their fangs and claws as they pounced from behind.

---Magpie Bridge Fairy

Reply [15]: Just as Li Dui and others were terrified and at a loss by the pool, suddenly, with a loud crash, glass shards poured in like waves through the floor-to-ceiling glass window on the left side of the pool hall, and two dark figures broke through the window and entered.

"Get down!" a dark figure shouted.

Li Dui and the others all dropped to the ground with a jolt. In the blink of an eye, two powerful bolts of electricity shot out from the giant electric gun in the black figure's hand. With a "zzzz" sound, the dazzling blue current struck the dozens of monsters that were chasing after them in the corridor. A large wave of fire poured out from the electricity flashing on the monsters' bodies. "Boom" "Boom" "Boom," one after another, the demons exploded into charred pieces flying all over the sky in the firelight.

"Those ghosts and monsters have all been cleared out," a dark figure reported.

At this moment, Lai Ziqiang and his group finally calmed down and got up again. Two dark figures walked up to them, holding two gleaming, high-tech giant guns. They turned out to be two middle-aged men wearing black suits and sunglasses. One of them was tall with black hair, and the other was fat with white hair.

"Men in Black" Lee Dui pointed at them and exclaimed in surprise that their clothes, appearance, and weapons were exactly the same as those in the movie "Men in Black".

"No, we are the Black Superstar Demon Slayer Team," the white-haired man with black sunglasses corrected.

"We saw demonic energy surging up here just now, so we rushed over to check it out. Sure enough, it was the work of demons. But we've already dealt with them all. However, you must forget all of this, understand?" the black-haired, black-skinned man added.

"Then, how about we take out an amnesia stick and make us all forget our memories?" Li Dui quickly chimed in with flattery, hoping that Guo Jinshan and Lai Ziqiang would all lose their memories.

"Don't worry, I won't tell a word." Guo Jinshan walked enthusiastically to the tall, imposing man in sunglasses. "Even if someone told me I had a hundred billion, I wouldn't tell anyone. If I did, would I still be human? Even if you told me I could tell, I wouldn't. I wouldn't tell anyone even in my dreams. Even if someone tells me in the future, it definitely won't be me. Even if you don't tell, I still won't. If you're worried, I can write you a guarantee. Even if I hadn't lost my memory, I wouldn't tell anyone..." "Shut up, all of you shut up!" Lai Ziqiang slapped Guo Jinshan again, then pulled out his pistol and pointed it at the two men in sunglasses. "I don't care if you're in sunglasses or not, I'm going to kidnap anyone I see today, and anyone I see who's a ghost. From now on, you're my hostages." "Hahaha." The man in sunglasses laughed. "You think you can fight me with this piece of junk? Come on, go to a kids' store and get a nicer one before you spout nonsense!" "Try it!" Lai Ziqiang shouted maniacally, wildly waving the gun in front of the tall man in sunglasses.

"Forget it, brother, there's still one Red Devil kid to deal with. I'm not in the mood for a shooting game. How about this, we'll take care of the Red Devil kid first, then you can be my hostage, okay?" White-haired Blackie stepped forward to smooth things over. "Don't say anything without my permission, okay?" Lai Ziqiang ordered smugly, thinking he had succeeded.

"No, that Red Devil is too powerful. I think we should make a hasty retreat and let these idiots play with the Red Devil!" The black-haired, black-clad man wanted to escape, and he showed a lingering fear in his expression.

"No, don't be afraid. I have exorcising powder to eliminate Red Devil. Just hit it twice more, and it will be utterly destroyed." Seeing the Black-haired Exorcising Team trying to escape, Li Dui quickly pulled a packet of exorcising powder from his underwear. "I've always believed that underwear is the safest place." "Hahaha, I never thought you hid the exorcising powder in a place like this." The white-haired Black-haired guy took the exorcising powder and suddenly let out a child's laugh. "How do you want to die? Tell me quickly." "Red Devil." Li Dui stared wide-eyed at the two Black-haired guys. "We've fallen for their trap." It turned out that the two Black-haired guys were part of a trap set by Red Devil, their purpose being to steal Li Dui's exorcising powder.

The white-haired, black-skinned boy and the black-haired, black-skinned boy

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