Schoolhouse of Wronged Souls

Schoolhouse of Wronged Souls

I'm a guy. The night before last, everyone in the room felt like they had nothing to do and couldn't sleep, so they decided to make nuisance phone calls.

Then I randomly dialed a girls' dormitory number. On the phone, I said in a very frustrated tone that I was currently studying...

I was devastated; I just wanted to commit suicide. The following is a portion of the recording:

Me: Hello, I'm so sorry to bother you. I don't mean anything by it, I just want to find someone to accompany me through the last days of my life.

mileage.

On the other end of the phone: No way, you didn't say you were going to commit suicide, did you? (I chuckled to myself, thankfully she didn't know how thick-skinned I was.)

Me: Yeah, I've had terrible luck lately. The money I just withdrew from the bank got stolen; and on my birthday, I got drunk and…

A fight broke out, and someone smashed a brick over the other person's head. It turned out the person was our department's counselor; I finally managed to raise a...

The turtle crawled to the cafeteria, and when I went to look for it, only its shell remained... (sweat, can't you even tell this is spam?)

(I truly worry about the future of our motherland.)

Then that girl kept trying to comfort me, telling me jokes, and even sharing some embarrassing stories about herself. ^_^ It cracked me up!

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End of Part One*

The next morning, we got through to that phone call again, but this time my classmate spoke to her:

My classmate: Hello, this is the Gulou District Public Security Bureau. Something happened here yesterday. After midnight, who can help?

Did you answer the phone?

On the other end of the phone: It's me, what's up? (What a coincidence, the phone was probably right next to her.)

My classmate: Oh, someone here committed suicide by jumping off a building yesterday. According to his phone, his last phone call was...

Here you go, we'd like to ask, what is your relationship with him?

The person on the other end of the phone: Don't you recognize me?

My classmate: You don't know him? You didn't know him, yet you played for over half an hour?

I don't know him at all. I've never met him before. He said he wanted to commit suicide and just randomly dialed a number. I even spent a long time trying to comfort him.

!

(Judging from her voice, she was almost in tears.)

My classmate: Oh, okay, what did he say? Can you repeat it?

On the other end of the phone: …………

My classmate: Oh, it's hard to explain over the phone. How about this, what's your name? Where do you live? Don't go out this afternoon.

We'll come over at 2:30 to get some information from you. Try to recall the situation carefully.

The person on the other end of the phone: My name is XXX, and I live at...

*End of Part Two*

Yesterday morning, we dialed that number again, and it was my classmate again.

My classmate: Hello, I'm looking for XXX.

On the other end of the phone: Wait a minute. Then I heard someone shout, "XXX, it's a phone call, it's a man!" (I was stunned, I heard it was a man!)

So excited, could it be a dinosaur dorm?

My classmate: Hello, is this XXX? This is the Gulou Dist

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