Yan Shenyu mustered her courage and looked back, but it was pitch black all around and she couldn't see anything.
"As expected, there's no one here..."
Yan Shenyu chuckled dryly, bent down to pick up the bucket, and planned to rinse off the last bit of water on himself.
As soon as the water came down, his buttocks went limp again, and he felt a distinct damp heat, which startled him so much that he dropped the bucket of water with a clatter.
What exactly happened?!
Yan Shenyu quickly turned around and glanced back, but still saw nothing. He reached out and touched something warm and slippery.
Holy crap!! There really is someone here!!
Yan Shenyu was startled and ran towards the tent without even having time to put on her clothes!
He had never run so fast in his life. His legs kept running, and his lungs felt like they were about to explode. Just as he entered the warm range of the oil lamp, Yan Shenyu fell into a large embrace.
Xie Siyan had heard his scream and came over ahead of time.
The sight of a familiar face brought Yan Shenyu a moment of relief, but he quickly tensed up again. Grabbing Xie Siyan's hand, Yan Shenyu hurriedly said, "Not here, let's go!"
"What's wrong?" Xie Siyan asked, his gaze sharpening as he stepped in front of Yan Shenyu.
"There...there's someone..." Yan Shenyu clutched Xie Siyan's clothes, trying to hide in his arms, her voice trembling with fear, "Someone was licking me while I was showering..."
"Calm down," Xie Siyan pulled Yan Shenyu into his arms, his voice low and steady. "What just happened? There's no one else here."
"But someone really licked me." Yan Shenyu looked up at him and said urgently, "It's true! I'm not lying to you! His tongue was huge, hot and thick! It was incredibly perverted!"
In an instant, Xie Siyan's face turned cold.
He held Yan Shenyu protectively in his arms and shone his flashlight in the direction Yan Shenyu had come from.
Xie Siyan's muscles were tense, and he was ready to attack.
Then, when he saw the culprit, the moment their eyes met, the whole world fell silent.
A half-grown calf was standing in front of them, looking at them with its big, dark eyes, seemingly confused and innocent.
"Moo—"
Xie Siyan: "..."
Chapter 50. She kissed him through the window.
"Did you see that?" Yan Shenyu's tense voice rang out in the quiet darkness.
Only now did Xie Siyan realize that he was holding Yan Shenyu.
His arm was pressed tightly against his back, his left hand wrapped tightly around his side waist, his palm against smooth skin, exchanging the heat of their bodies.
He was holding his beloved, who was completely naked.
This realization made Xie Siyan's throat tighten, and the hand that was around Yan Shenyu's waist tightened for a moment.
Yan Shenyu, mistaking his tension, pressed her body even closer: "W-what is that...?"
After an unknown amount of time, Xie Siyan finally let out a slow breath and said in a hoarse voice, "I suggest you look back yourself."
"I don't want to see, don't scare me!" Yan Shenyu grabbed his clothes at the waist, wishing she could just pounce on him.
"Don't be afraid."
Xie Siyan slowly loosened his left hand, using great self-control to avoid pulling the terrified Yan Shenyu into his arms.
He turned his face away from Yan Shenyu's embarrassing spot and said slowly, "It's not a person, it's a cow."
"A cow..." Yan Shenyu looked back in shock, incredulous. "The one that was licking me just now was a cow?"
Xie Siyan shone his flashlight on the area behind him and said, "There's no one here, so it must be this."
Yan Shenyu turned around tremblingly, and sure enough, he met a pair of dark, ox-like eyes.
Yan Shenyu: "..."
I thought it was a horror story, but it turned out to be a hilarious comedy in the end.
Yan Shenyu closed his eyes, and the image of his panicked state flashed through his mind again...
Help! What did he just do?! Why didn't he look carefully?! He thought it was some kind of psychopathic killer, but it turned out to be a cow?!
Yan Shenyu glared at the little cowboy, but the boy was completely unaware of his disgust and happily wanted to come over and play with him.
Yan Shenyu: "..."
Get lost! Who wants to play with you?
Damn it! I never expected the psychopathic killer to be a bull! What was with him running around naked and yelling like that?
The crucial point is that he's completely naked, pressed against Xie Siyan's chest, and clutching his clothes tightly out of fear...
So should he let go now? But if he lets go, he'll be completely naked, and Xie Siyan will definitely see him naked.
But continuing to hold him would be even more dangerous than letting go. The friction was definitely igniting a fire; he could practically feel Xie Siyan's body hard as a rock, as if he had a huge banana in his pocket…
Help! Someone please save him!
After an unknown amount of time, he suddenly heard a deep voice in his ear: "Help me get this."
Before Yan Shenyu could react, a hot, hard, stick-shaped object was shoved into her hand.
Yan Shenyu: ...
Oh, it's a flashlight.
Then came the sound of clothes rubbing together as Xie Siyan took off his T-shirt.
"I didn't bring any clothes, so you can wear this for now." He handed the T-shirt to Yan Shenyu, and in the dim light, it was clear that his ears and neck were red.
Yan Shenyu was stunned for a moment before quickly taking the T-shirt and putting it on.
Xie Siyan's T-shirts were all fitted styles. Although he was taller than Yan Shenyu, the shirts were not very long. At this moment, Yan Shenyu's shirts just covered her buttocks, but not completely.
Yan Shenyu tried desperately to pull her clothes down, but while the back was covered, the front was exposed, and a gust of wind made her feel chilly. She was in an awkward situation where she had to worry about both her head and her bottom.
Wait, why didn't he cover his lower body just now? Because it was clothing, he put it on subconsciously. Blame Xie Siyan for not taking off his pants for him.
Yan Shenyu complained, "Why didn't you take off your pants and give them to me?"
Xie Siyan: "Good question, give me back my clothes first."
"Well……"
"I think I can make do with it."
Yan Shenyu hesitated for a moment, then took the flashlight in his hand and gestured for Xie Siyan to walk in front of him, to which the latter did not refuse.
Yan Shenyu, holding a flashlight, had never been so nervous in his life. On one hand, he was worried that Xie Siyan would turn around and see his head; on the other hand, he was worried that his clothes were too short and that Niu would lick his butt. This caused him to pull his clothes with both hands, making him walk extremely awkwardly.
But that stupid ox wouldn't leave; it just followed him around, licking its nose with its tongue every now and then.
"Go away, go away!" Yan Shenyu began to herd the cattle.
The calf thought Yan Shenyu was playing with it and nuzzled over affectionately, which startled Yan Shenyu so much that she jumped eight feet high.
"Don't come any closer!" Yan Shenyu hid far away, looking terrified. "If you come any closer, I'll sue you for sexual harassment."
"Moo-Moo-Moo—"
"Get out! Get out! Get out!"
The man and the ox cursed at each other all the way. Yan Shenyu finally managed to drive the stupid ox away. When he looked up, he saw Xie Siyan's shoulders trembling.
Yan Shenyu: "Why are you shaking?"
“You’re mistaken,” Xie Siyan said, his tone serious. “I wasn’t trembling.”
Yan Shenyu remained silent, intently observing Xie Siyan in front of him.
He had only seen his physique from afar when he was taking a shower, but he was surprised to see how much more imposing he was up close. He had broad shoulders and a wide back, and every muscle was perfectly positioned.
What's infuriating is that his waist is incredibly thin. After taking off his T-shirt, he was only wearing a pair of gray sweatpants, with a white strip of his underwear showing at the waist, right at the point where his V-line was...
As he looked, Yan Shenyu's throat went dry. He quickly looked away, pretending he hadn't seen anything.
No one spoke after that. The night was quite lively, filled with the chirping of birds and insects. There were cows resting in the distance, and beautiful fireflies could be seen by the lake.
How beautiful! This is the real meaning of camping, not getting your butt licked by a cow while taking a bath...
Yan Shenyu was so engrossed in the beautiful scene that he temporarily forgot to protect his backside. Then he felt a warmth behind him, and something soft reached out.
"Ah!!" This time, Yan Shenyu was so startled that he jumped up.
The calf remained innocent, staring at him with a bewildered expression.
"Don't play the victim in front of me. Do you think you can get away with your crimes by pretending to be stupid?" Yan Shenyu glared at the calf and started threatening, "If you come any closer, I'll buy you and lock you up. I'll livestream you, livestream you milking cows. I'll make sure you have no privacy whatsoever in front of cows all over the world!!"
The calf didn't understand human language, it just tilted its head back and mooed.
Yan Shenyu: "..."
Ugh, how awful! He finally understands what it means to be completely off-topic!
"Hahaha!" Xie Siyan in front could no longer hold back and burst out laughing.
It wasn't a half-smile, nor a slight smirk; it was a hearty laugh, a laugh that made his whole body tremble uncontrollably.
Yan Shenyu: "..."
Sure enough, Xie Siyan was holding back laughter just now!
This was the first time he had ever seen Xie Siyan so emotionally expressive, and the result was that he mocked Xie Siyan for being licked in the ass by a cow!
Yan Shenyu: Very well, you're finished!
You, and all of you cattle, you're all finished!
Filled with shame and indignation, Yan Shenyu rushed back into the tent, quickly dressed, and crawled into her sleeping bag.
He shut himself away like a silkworm cocoon, no longer wanting to talk to anyone! No, not any living being!
After a while, a rustling sound came from the side; Xie Siyan had returned.
Yan Shenyu thought he was going to apologize, or at least come over to comfort him, just to make a gesture.