Old Ghost: "......"
Sha Xiu: "......"
A fan-made novel by Sha Xiu: Catching a Little Lolita (Prequel)
A city in the western United States.
A man strolled along a deserted street as the wind howled and dust swirled.
He was wearing a gray trench coat and a top hat, the brim pulled low, walking alone and forlornly down the deserted street.
As they approached the intersection, the man in the gray trench coat stopped, leisurely took out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and said, "Since you're here, come out."
As the voice spoke, a person emerged from around the corner. A woman, a stunningly beautiful woman, with long, flowing black hair and a form-fitting dress that accentuated her alluring figure.
The woman stood there, arms crossed, and said, "I am Huan."
The man slightly raised his head, removed the cigarette from his mouth, glanced at the beautiful woman who called herself Huan, and slowly asked, "Is there something you need?"
Nodding slightly, Huan said, "Yes, they've come to take your life."
The man put the cigarette back in his mouth and said, "Oh, then please." He even gestured with his hand in a very gentlemanly manner.
With a magical flourish, a sharp dagger appeared in his right hand, and he leaped into the air with lightning speed, revealing a charming smile: "Thanks."
The man dodged the flying dagger by turning his head and said, "You're welcome."
The figures clashed like lightning, and Huan stumbled backward, leaning against the wall, panting, and coldly staring at the man opposite her.
Glancing at the exhausted Huan, the man put his hands in the pockets of his gray trench coat: "You, aren't you going to say anything?"
Wiping the blood from the corner of her mouth, Huan said, "Heaven, earth, man, ghost, and god, you don't need to mock me. I'm not as skilled as you, and I never intended to leave alive once I fell into your hands. Do it."
Grabbing the corner of his trench coat, he ripped it off and tossed it into the air, saying, "Since you dare to come and kill me, then you'll have to pay the price." With that, he lunged at Huan.
Huan, who had been waiting to die with her eyes closed, suddenly opened them wide: "No!!!" A shrill female voice shouted something on the deserted street.
While drooling and tearing at Huan's clothes, Old Ghost said, "Go ahead and scream, scream all you want, no one will come to save you. Waaaaaah."
With his left hand, he grabbed Huan's chest with a "Black Tiger Steals the Heart" move, while with his right hand, he reached for Huan's groin with a "Monkey Steals the Peach" move. The old ghost's eyes flashed with a terrifying green light.
On the rooftop of a towering building beside the street, a cold and indifferent man watched the beastly scene below and said, "I am the Sha Xiu, the legendary Sha Xiu."
Across the street, on the rooftop of a building of the same height, another man said, "I am Linghu Zaichong, Linghu Chong's younger brother."
Sha Xiu: "You...aren't you going to stop him?"
Linghu Zaichong: "Why should I stop him?"
Sha Xiu: "Then..."
Linghu Zaichong raised his hand to interrupt Sha Xiu, saying, "If you want to meddle in other people's business, then I will stop you."
Sha Xiu waved his hand and took out some popcorn, saying, "I just wanted to ask you, would you like some?"
He straightened his trench coat, glanced up at the twilight sky, lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and continued his stroll.
Behind her, Huan leaned against the wall, one hand protecting her torn clothes, the other gripping a dagger. The bright red stain on her lower body and the blood flowing from the corner of her mouth were so striking.
Huan struggled to his feet, watching the departing figure, and gritted his teeth, saying, "Heaven, Earth, Man, Ghosts, and Gods! I will not let you, you scoundrel, get away with this!"
In the southern United States, in a desolate area outside a town.
Heaven, Earth, Man, Ghost, and God squinted one eye, turned his head to avoid the smoke from the campfire, and flipped the barbecue in his hand.
A flash of light, and the old ghost, who was leisurely grilling snake meat, disappeared from his spot. When you looked again, he was already three meters away: "It's you again?"
The woman in the tight black dress turned around and faced the old ghost, saying, "It's me, Huan! I'll take your life!!!"
A fierce wind raged, and sand flew wildly.
When everything slowly quieted down, Huan knelt on one knee, wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, and said, "Kill me."
Like a puppy, the old ghost crawled on Huan's back and reached into Huan's arms, saying, "Don't be so cold." Before he could finish speaking, he had already ripped open Huan's clothes.
High in the sky, inside a Soviet-made Qilov-style airship.
Sha Xiu said in a cold voice, "Linghu, you are truly lewd. You actually prepared a camera."
Linghu Zaichong slowly raised his head, looked at Sha Xiu, and said, "Likewise, likewise. Wasn't this airship prepared by you?"
In a guest room of a country bar in the eastern United States.
Old Ghost looked helplessly at Huan in the black bodysuit in front of him and said, "Are you ever going to stop?"
Huan: "I will not rest until I kill you."
Amidst the clash of swords and the tearing of clothes, the man was on top and the woman on the bottom.
In a hotel room across from the bar, Linghu Zaichong said, "Shaxiu, I've been wanting to ask you this. How did you get such accurate information?"
Sha Xiu smiled smugly and said, "You, don't you know the Five Great Theorems of Fantasy?"
Linghu Zaichong turned his head in surprise, abandoning the live performance in the bar room across the street, and looked at Sha Xiu, waiting for what was to come.
Sha Xiu: "The third of the five great theorems of fantasy: the theorem of serendipitous encounters and coincidences."
Linghu Zaichong: "What does this have to do with you knowing such accurate information?"