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Chapitre 1

Su Yuanyuan's Weight Loss Diary

Introduction

Su Yuanyuan is neither particularly outstanding nor particularly flawed. In other words, she is just an ordinary person. She is neither as forgetful as her eldest sister Su Zhenzhen, who is known throughout the school, nor as careless as her second sister Su Chenchen, whose every move with porcelain makes people's hearts tremble, nor as quick-witted and academically outstanding as her youngest brother Su Tiantian, who is famous throughout the school.

But Su Yuanyuan has one thing that no one else has: good luck.

Just how lucky can a person be? Just look at Su Yuanyuan's upbringing to find out.

Su Yuanyuan, true to her name, was plump and round, the kind of person you couldn't feel for bones in, as her grandmother would say. In kindergarten, because she was so cute and lovable, and her adorable dimples and smile would earn her an extra half-bowl of meat from the teachers distributing lunch.

When she started elementary school, she never did her homework and no one scolded her because her overly progressive father told her, "Yuanyuan, do your homework or not, it's up to you." Eventually, no teacher wanted to take her in, so she went to study in her mother's class. Her father, Su Laosi, even proudly said, "I was like that when I was little. No teacher wanted me, so I stayed in my mom's class! My mom couldn't bear to hit me!"

Yuanyuan's mother could only look up at the sky and sigh, "Luckily, your grandma and I are both teachers, otherwise there would be two more illiterate people out of school in this world!"

Yuanyuan unsurprisingly failed her entrance exam for junior high school. Su Zhenzhen once said that if people who don't do their homework or review their lessons can get into the top key school like her, then there is no fairness in this world.

The world is fair. Su Yuanyuan's grades weren't good enough for even a top-tier high school, let alone a second or third-tier one. She didn't care, thinking it didn't matter which middle school she attended, and couldn't understand why her older sisters were so determined to get into a top-tier school. Her family didn't think the same way. Her grandparents were extremely anxious, and Su Lao Si, usually so domineering, had lost his temper and started making calls everywhere, pulling strings to get his daughter into a top-tier school.

Fortunately, the Su family had a decent network in the education sector. Two weeks before the start of the semester, the top key high school opened a sports specialty class. Su Yuanyuan, who had never touched a basketball before, managed to get into the school as a basketball specialty student, turning a new page in her life.

Although she managed to get into a top-tier school, Yuanyuan's mother was even more worried. The school was full of talented students, and there were many outstanding individuals. How could her slow-witted daughter grow up in such a competitive environment? However, Su Yuanyuan seemed to have suddenly become enlightened overnight. After entering junior high school, she consciously and proactively studied hard, did her homework and reviewed her lessons, and knew what she should do.

Her family all thought Yuanyuan had become sensible and perceptive, but there was another reason. Su Yuanyuan wanted to leave the sports-specialized class and transfer to a regular class. The people in the sports class were too strong in sports, and Su Yuanyuan ranked last in every sport. This situation of being at the bottom made even the indifferent Su Yuanyuan feel that her self-esteem was hurt and she was very discouraged.

After a year of hard work, Su Yuanyuan ranked in the top eighty of her grade in the final exams of the second semester of junior high. This was a very good result, and Su Zhenzhen and Su Chenchen were both very surprised when they found out. As experienced students, they knew that it was not easy to get into the top one hundred of a key high school, so it seemed that Yuanyuan had indeed put in a lot of effort.

After achieving good grades, good luck struck again. Qu Zhuguang, the homeroom teacher of Class A, tripped and fell flat on her back in the hallway. She fell hard, clutching a stack of homework, and lay on the concrete floor for a long time, unable to get up. It was dusk; the students had long since left school, and the school building was quiet and deserted. Su Yuanyuan, always a procrastinator, was on duty. After finishing her cleaning, all the other students on duty had run off, but she, unhurriedly, packed her things and strolled out of the classroom with her backpack. Suddenly, she saw someone lying on the hallway like a turtle on its back. Going closer, she exclaimed, "Oh! Isn't that Ms. Qu from Class A!"

It is said that Qu Zhuguang's fall was extremely severe. If Su Yuanyuan hadn't found her and called an ambulance in time, she might have become paralyzed at the young age of twenty-three.

The first thing Qu Zhuguang did after being discharged from the hospital was to go to the Academic Affairs Office to transfer Su Yuanyuan from the sports class to the A class she taught.

In the years that followed, Su Yuanyuan, with her incredible good luck, always managed to get things done smoothly, despite her own scatterbrained nature. She went through high school and university without any major setbacks, unlike what her family had initially imagined.

The most important thing after graduating from university is finding a job. Su Yuanyuan's major is design theory, a somewhat abstract subject, unlike interior design and architectural design, which are highly specialized. Design theory, frankly, is mostly about talking; you can't really do much practical work. Her family is worried again. They've finally managed to graduate from university; they can't let her be unemployed right after graduation!

So Su Yuanyuan was lucky. The third son of the Su family was the vice dean of C College, the third-highest-ranking official after the party secretary and the dean. That year, C College expanded, adding several departments, one of which was the design department. With the expansion, recruitment was needed, and besides the legitimate recruitment of talent, some people with connections could take advantage of the situation.

The college leaders are very pragmatic; there's no need for pretense. They sit down for a meeting with everyone at the table. The dean mentioned his nephew graduating from a sports university this year and could teach physical education. The party secretary said his wife's niece's son also graduated from a sports university and could teach physical education as well. Vice Dean Su said his own niece was graduating this year with a design degree, unlike sports, a seemingly unimportant subject, which the school desperately needs to recruit for. Vice Dean Li said… In short, every cadre in the college has relatives who want to get in through connections.

There were far more monks than porridge; only a few bowls of porridge were available, but the line of monks stretched all the way to the corner outside the academy gate. What to do? This was yet another struggle of power and influence. Su Yuanyuan had no idea how much effort her third uncle had put in and how many benefits he had sacrificed for her. Anyway, she managed to get one bowl of porridge out of the limited supply.

Much later, after Su Yuanyuan had officially taken up her post as a teacher, she learned that due to this job assignment, the power holders at College C were engaged in fierce infighting, resulting in a major shift in the power structure. The dean was forced to transfer due to the exclusion of the secretary and other powerful figures, and the Education Bureau promoted the head of the mathematics department at S University to the position of dean at College C.

It was both calculated and unexpected. This outcome took many leaders of College C by surprise.

The newly appointed dean of College C is surnamed Qu, with the single character Ling.

Su Yuanyuan stared blankly at the photos of the school leaders posted on the school bulletin board. Qu Ling? That name seemed to have a vague recollection of her!

Su Yuanyuan takes up her post

There are all sorts of people in this world. Some are exceptionally clever, some are exceptionally wise, some are exceptionally witty, and some are exceptionally prone to losing things. Of course, there are also exceptionally lucky people. For example, me; according to my grandmother, I'm the luckiest fat person she's ever seen.

How infuriating! Grandma actually called me fat! I'm just a little thick-waisted, a little round-faced, and a little chubby-armed... If this were the Tang Dynasty, my weight might not even be considered a problem! Anyway, let's not dwell on this depressing thing. Let's think about what to eat for breakfast! That's more interesting.

The day before I started work, my third uncle specially called me to his house for a talk. Now that he's my boss, I no longer dare to cling to him like I used to. My third uncle was also very serious, and with a dark face, he talked to me about the three main rules and eight tasks. He went on and on, but all he really wanted to do was work diligently, keep a low profile, and not let the other teachers at the school know that I'm his niece.

Seeing me bowing my head to receive a scolding, that brat Su Tiantian actually hid behind the door, holding a bowl of braised pork with chestnuts to tempt me! Resisting the drool practically dripping from my mouth, I thought bitterly, "After Uncle San leaves, I'll see how I deal with him! I'll sit on him and cripple him!"

I didn't get to eat the braised pork with chestnuts, and I didn't get to press Su Tiantian either. Before my third uncle could finish his scolding, my third aunt dragged me out to go shopping with her.

The only people in our family who dared to provoke my third uncle, this shrew, were my grandma and aunt. My third uncle, with his stern face like a tiger, was a dutiful and obedient son in front of my grandma, and a gentle and affectionate husband in front of my aunt. They had been married for twenty-four years, and no other man had ever touched my aunt's hair; every strand was cut by my third uncle himself. I still remember one spring, I accidentally saw my aunt sitting under the hawthorn tree in the center of the yard, her face gently tilted upwards, while my third uncle, holding an eyebrow pencil, a smile playing on his lips, slowly drew her eyebrows. That tenderness and sweetness melted my heart instantly!

A bolt of lightning flashed overhead, and I suddenly remembered what my grandmother had once said: "The boys in the Su family are all deeply affectionate."

My grandparents, my eldest uncle and aunt, my second uncle and aunt, my third uncle and aunt, and my parents—every couple is incredibly loving. The saying "Holding hands, growing old together" couldn't be more fitting for my family. Therefore, I've always believed in true love and unwavering devotion in this world.

Well, I haven't seen a single trace of deep affection in that brat Su Tiantian from head to toe. I have reservations about him.

On the first day of work, the school held a mobilization meeting for new teachers. Red banners filled the auditorium, and the nameplates of the leaders who were giving the speech were placed on the stage.

The speaker was my third uncle, Vice Dean Su.

Wiping sweat! I heard him chanting scriptures just yesterday evening, and today at school I have to continue chanting them!

Huddled in the last row of the auditorium, I curled up in a small ball and texted my older sister, telling her that Grandma wanted her to bring the baby over for dinner Friday night. We were chatting happily when I suddenly felt the chair next to me sink; someone had sat down beside me. Probably another teacher who didn't want to listen to my third uncle's endless rambling. I continued texting, completely ignoring the person next to me.

The auditorium windows were open, and the autumn breeze blew in gusts and then paused, filling the auditorium with the scent of afternoon sunlight. Suddenly, a refreshing scent brushed past my nose, and I stopped typing on my phone, quietly inhaling the peculiar aroma.

The wind stopped, and the scent gradually faded.

The wind rose again, and its scent lingered in the air around me.

I couldn't help but look up and turn to look at the person sitting next to me.

He was an exceptionally elegant man. He leaned back in his chair, one hand across his chest, the other resting on his chin, his fingers long, slender, and impeccably clean. I'd always thought my brother-in-law was quite handsome, but this man before me had a completely different air about him, though he possessed a strikingly handsome face. Perhaps my intense gaze made the handsome man feel a burning sensation on his right cheek, for he turned his head slightly, met my infatuated gaze, paused for a moment, then suddenly smiled broadly and nodded at me.

My God! Am I dreaming?! Countless stars are flashing before my eyes. I—Su Yuanyuan, the third young lady of the Su family, the invincible little pig, the third tyrant—have been captivated by the gaze of a man for the first time in twenty-two years!

Colorful clouds drifted past my eyes, and I was enveloped in a vast expanse of white mist. When the clouds parted and the mist cleared, I came to my senses, and the handsome man who had been sitting next to me with a seductive smile was gone.

Lost in thought, I looked toward the emergency exit and saw the handsome man's last foot step out the door.

I smacked my lips and helplessly looked away.

Handsome men are like flowers in the clouds, so I'd better just listen to my third uncle's rambling!

Slumped listlessly on the armrest, I started guessing what delicious food Grandma would prepare on Friday, hoping I could also enjoy some good food because of the baby. Suddenly, someone touched my arm. My heart skipped a beat. Could it be that the handsome guy had returned? I quickly looked up, only to be greatly disappointed. It was Dingding, my college classmate. Dingding was also a new employee, in the same design department as me. I had met her a few times during the summer vacation and we got along quite well. In this unfamiliar environment, we naturally became good friends.

"Yuanyuan, why are you sleeping here?"

"Because it's so boring!"

Dingding chuckled and poked my head. "When are you ever not bored?"

"Eating is not boring."

"I give up! Want some chocolate? I have another one here!" Dingding pulled a piece of Defis from his pocket. It's an imported French product, and my eyes immediately lit up. I reached out and grabbed the chocolate.

"Yuanyuan, I heard that Dean Su is almost fifty! How come he still looks so young?" Dingding whispered in my ear, gossiping. She didn't know who Dean Su was to me, so the first person she gossiped about was the one lecturing on the stage.

"His wife feeds him well, doesn't she?" I mumbled, stuffing chocolate into my mouth.

"I heard his son is quite handsome, I wonder if he looks like him." Dingding's target this time was my arch-nemesis, Su Tiantian.

"Handsome my foot! He's just an egomaniac!" I immediately scoffed.

"Huh? You've seen it before? How do you know so much about it?" Dingding exclaimed in surprise, pinching the fleshy part of my thigh. It hurt so much!

"Uh... well, he and I went to the same middle school, and we've met a few times."

"Oh, I see! Do you have any photos? I'd like to see them!"

"What do you want to do? Become Dean Su's daughter-in-law? Be careful your boyfriend finds out and jumps into the river!"

"Pah! Nonsense! I was just curious!" Dingding blushed and spat at me.

I continued munching on my chocolate. After a while, Dingding, unable to contain his curiosity, leaned close to my ear and started gossiping again.

"Yuanyuan, have you heard? The head of the mathematics department at S University has been transferred to our college as the dean!"

"Oh, I've heard about it. Everyone on Earth knows about it."

"Hmph, but you don't know what kind of person this new dean is, do you?"

"My immediate supervisor is the department head. The dean is too high-ranking and can't control me, so I don't care." After savoring the taste of the chocolate in my mouth, I listlessly rested my chin on my hand and began to observe Vice Dean Su, who was lecturing on the stage.

"Tch, you idiot! I heard this dean is only thirty years old, very young, and has charmed countless women at S University. He's a well-known eligible bachelor in the education field!"

"Thirty years old? How is that possible! How can someone so young become a university dean!" I glanced at Dingding, seriously doubting the veracity of her rumors.

"He has a PhD from Cambridge. The British education system is shorter than ours. After returning to China, he quickly rose to become the head of the mathematics department at S University. I heard his family has a very powerful background! He's no ordinary person!"

“Dingding,” I patted her shoulder earnestly, “you really are teacher material; your storytelling skills are getting better and better.”

"Yuanyuan, I'm really not making this up! If you don't believe me, we'll see. In time, the truth will come out, won't it?" Dingding angrily slapped my hand away.

"Alright! Let's not talk about this anymore. After the meeting, let's go to the school gate to eat some osmanthus-flavored rice wine. Wang Ji's is really famous. I've even seen posts praising their food online!"

Dingding pinched my cheek in despair and sighed, "Yuanyuan, you're hopeless. You're just a little pig who only knows how to eat!"

I chuckled and replied, "As long as you treat me to some fermented rice, you can call me whatever you want!"

****

On Friday evening, my older sister and brother-in-law brought their baby home for dinner on time. My grandmother prepared a table full of delicious dishes, which made my mouth water.

Just as she was about to pick up her chopsticks and start eating, Grandma gave the order: "Yuanyuan, you feed the baby today, so let your sister and brother-in-law rest!"

"Huh? Me?" I pointed at my nose with my chopsticks.

"Yes, it's you!" My older sister, Su Zhenzhen, chuckled and tucked the chubby baby into my arms, saying, "Mix the rice into the steamed egg, and then add a little bit of vegetables that the baby can chew to each spoonful, and feed it to her slowly."

Wow, they have quite a few requirements.

Fine, considering my brother-in-law has treated me to so many good things, I'll help them feed them!

"Baby, Auntie's going to feed you today! Be good, open your mouth!"

"Fat... Auntie Fat!" the baby called out affectionately to me with a wide grin.

I immediately lost it while holding the steamed eggs.

She actually called me Fat Auntie?! My heart, my blood... even the Yellow River would flow backwards!

"Big sister," I said, head drooping, slamming the bowl of eggs onto the table, "did you teach the baby to call me that?"

"No! No! I didn't teach her!" The older woman waved her hands repeatedly, laughing as she tried to clear herself of any wrongdoing.

“Then,” I turned and stared coldly at my brother-in-law, “is it you, brother-in-law?”

My brother-in-law was drinking tea when he chuckled, raised his long eyebrows, and said to me, "It wasn't me. I would never let the baby call you 'Fat Auntie'."

"Um……"

I nodded, but my brother-in-law continued, "I'll teach her to call you Little Fatty Auntie. Note that you have to add 'little one,' Yuanyuan, you're just Little Fatty."

Thump—I collapsed headfirst under the dining table.