"Your QQ messages are really outrageous, you know that?"
After a while, Su Zhenzhen replied, "What's so shocking about that? I didn't make things up."
Su Yuanyuan continued her barrage of criticism, and Su Zhenzhen added, "The day before yesterday, the baby went to KFC and rode the slide. Most of the other kids were around 5 or 6 years old."
After playing for a while, he stood at the top of the slide, kindly and earnestly holding the hands of each child passing by, gently instructing them: You should...
Walk slowly, take it one step at a time, and don't fall!
Su Yuanyuan looked at it and, suppressing a laugh, replied, "Baby, you're so talented!"
Su Zhenzhen: "You have no idea how shocked I've been by her lately!"
Su Yuanyuan: "You know about thunder too?"
Su Zhenzhen: "I unfortunately married a nagging husband, and I also have a nagging younger brother. As a result, my daughter is even more nagging than them!"
Su Yuanyuan: "I like it when the baby talks a lot."
Su Zhenzhen: "You won't like it anymore once you start putting her to sleep every day. Did you listen to that 6-minute recording? It's the daily bedtime routine, repeated many times."
Su Yuanyuan: "I'll go listen right away."
Su Yuanyuan went down to listen to the recording that Su Zhenzhen had sent her a couple of days ago.
Use your imagination to guess what the recording is about, but it's super cute!
Su Yuanyuan: "Baby has a special feeling for Little Swallow and Little White Rabbit, and keeps singing these two songs."
Su Zhenzhen: "Yeah, it's so annoying, they sing it several times a day."
Su Yuanyuan: "Why don't you teach her something else?"
Su Zhenzhen: "She knows a lot, more than a dozen songs."
Su Yuanyuan: "Then you can let her sing in turns!"
Su Zhenzhen: "She refuses! Didn't you hear? I asked her to sing, but she still insists on singing 'Little White Rabbit'!"
Su Yuanyuan: "==! I get it, he's a persistent little meatball!"
Su Zhenzhen: "I'll send you another recording!"
Su Yuanyuan listened to the recording; the baby sang so adorably. Please use your imagination.
Su Yuanyuan: "What song are they singing? 'Cotton Blossoms'?? Is this a cotton candy?? 'Transformation'??"
Su Zhenzhen: "Cotton candy, cotton candy, I am a cotton candy. Transform, transform, transform, transform into a little bear!"
Su Yuanyuan: Oh my god! I didn't recognize the bear in the sound!
Su Zhenzhen: "Every time she finished singing, she would sigh in an old-fashioned way and say: 'I haven't eaten cotton candy for several days.'"
Su Yuanyuan: "Buy her a big bag next time. Record it better next time, it's all blurry."
Su Zhenzhen: "She won't sing if there are people she doesn't know very well in front of her."
Su Yuanyuan: "This beautiful girl can be shy!"
Su Zhenzhen: "I'm shy!"
Su Yuanyuan: "Could it be that he looks like Xiao Congcong?"
Su Zhenzhen: "Pah! Don't you dare call your brother-in-law Little Congcong!"
Su Yuanyuan: "My brother-in-law was very shy when he was a child? I didn't realize that!"
Su Zhenzhen: "Unlike him, more like me. I was very reserved when I was little."
Su Yuanyuan: "How come I didn't notice?"
Su Zhenzhen: "Because your observation skills are relatively poor."
Su Yuanyuan: "Someone who loses things at this rate dares to call themselves modest..."
Su Zhenzhen: "Didn't your second sister have a swan dance at her wedding? I was thinking, does Yuanyuan have to dance the penguin dance at her wedding?"
Su Yuanyuan: "I'm going to fly! Don't tease me! I'm on a diet!"
Su Zhenzhen: "Seeing Chenchen's wedding photos makes me want to retake my wedding photos too."
Su Yuanyuan: "Okay."
Su Zhenzhen: "Actually, I just want to take pictures with the baby. Xiao He in there will affect the picture."
Su Yuanyuan: "Can being handsome affect the picture quality? I just played the baby's recording for our colleagues, and they all praised her singing. Why can't I hear it clearly?"
Su Zhenzhen: "She speaks clearly, okay! Look how clearly the woman with the bright moonlight shining through her bed speaks!"
Su Yuanyuan: "The bright moonlight shines before my bed," and then she lowered her head and thought of her hometown.
Su Zhenzhen: "Yeah, when she's impatient, she wants to finish everything in one sentence."
Su Yuanyuan: "There's a difference between you and when you were a child. I heard that you knew a hundred characters when you were three and could recite many Tang poems."
Su Zhenzhen: "It's not good to be too smart when you're young, because you'll lose things when you grow up."
Su Yuanyuan: "Yes, there are real-life examples of the opposite, such as overusing one's brain when one is young."