Ma Xiaoniu quickly poured a pill out of the gourd, then flicked his finger, sending the pill flying into Uncle Ma's mouth and slid down his stomach with a gulp. Then the starry sky, the ancient-looking man, and the gorilla all vanished without a trace.
...
Ma Xiaoniu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Whew, this is completely different from what I imagined.
Ma Xiaoniu glanced at Uncle Ma sitting under the big tree, smiled slightly, and turned to go home.
Uncle Ma sat blankly under the big tree, his face a mask of emotions. What the hell was going on? Had he just fallen asleep? And dreamt of a quack selling miracle pills? Seriously, that conman was truly despicable! Wait, no, it felt too real, like I saw it with my own eyes.
Uncle Ma looked around, but there wasn't a soul in sight. Suddenly, he felt a significant difference in his body; he felt lighter and stronger. He clenched his fist, a long-lost sense of power filling his arms. He jumped, feeling light and agile, as if he were 18 again!
Was everything just now not a dream? Was it real?!
Uncle Ma found it hard to believe, but if he didn't believe it, how could he explain the changes in his body? He turned to look at the big tree next to him. Everyone said that this big tree was mysterious. Perhaps the tree helped him?
...
That day, many people in Mazhuang dreamed of an ancient man selling miracle pills. He had long, flowing hair and carried a large red gourd. After the dream, their health suddenly improved. Granny Wang from the east end, who had been bedridden for years, could now jump and leap. Uncle Li from the west end, though his legs were intact, were weak and powerless; now he walked briskly. Even Ma the Fool, in his twenties and mentally challenged for over twenty years, suddenly became enlightened. Mazhuang was in an uproar! It was a miracle! It must be the gods helping them!
The village committee held an emergency meeting and decided to build a Gourd Fairy Temple at the east end of the village. The reason for the name "Gourd Fairy" is that the deity described by everyone has a large reddish-brown gourd.
Ma Xiaoniu was both amused and exasperated, never expecting that one day he would be sitting in a temple.
...
Time quickly passed midnight.
"Drawing begins. Please complete the draw within two minutes, otherwise an automatic draw will be conducted and a penalty will be imposed..."
Extract!
Controlling water – you are the mother of water!
Mission: Keep killing.
Uh…you’re the mother of all water, your whole family is too. Ma Xiaoniu was speechless. This system seems to be getting more and more frivolous, is it just my imagination?
...
The next morning, Ma Xiaoniu sat on the living room sofa on time, turned on his laptop, and logged into the Demon Forum. The posts in the Demon Forum's case submission section were growing rapidly every day, covering a wide variety of topics, from murder and robbery to missing cats and dogs. Ma Xiaoniu simply ignored those trivial matters.
"Help! An unidentified creature has been lurking around my home."
"Help! The principal raped me!"
"Help! There are footsteps in the living room every night."
"Help! I've been scammed out of money and sexually assaulted."
"Help! My valuables have been disappearing from my home repeatedly."
"Help! I've been scammed out of three million yuan, and the fraudsters are still at large."
"Help! There are unidentified creatures in the village, and children are being eaten."
"Help! That bitch Huang Xiaofang made me lose an eye!"
...
There are many posts, but there are still quite a few that can't be done right now. For example, there's the case of the abducted son from a very early time ago. Because the perpetrator's identity is unknown, investigating would take a considerable amount of time, and time is exactly what Ma Xiaoniu needs right now. Therefore, he can only pick up some cases where the perpetrator is known to gain experience first.
Soon, Ma Xiaoniu found a post that read, "Help! Adulterers murdered my brother for money! He died unjustly!"
“My name is Wang Mingkun, my brother's name is Wang Mingqian, he is a worker, and my former sister-in-law's name is Sun Yan, she is a housewife. The story is this: because my brother works away from home for many years, Sun Yan started having an affair with Liu Youli from the same village. However, because they were usually careful, no one knew. But one time, my brother suddenly came home from outside and caught the two of them in the act. In a fit of rage, he fought with Liu Youli and was seriously injured and killed by him. Afterwards, Sun Yan and Liu Youli robbed the house of all its valuables and then ran to Liu Youli's home in the city. Because it was late at night when the incident happened, and the two cleaned up the scene afterward, it cannot be proven that they were the ones who did it, but I know it was them! I hope the hero can help me, thank you very much.”
Ma Xiaoniu sent Wang Mingkun a private message asking for his address. Wang Mingkun replied quickly, revealing that he lived in Ali Village in U City, while Liu Youli's home in U City was in Room 1204, Building 12, Lihua Community.
Ma Xiaoniu put the demon mask into his backpack, teleported to Lihua Community, put on the demon mask, found apartment 1204 in building 12, and then teleported to the balcony of apartment 1204.
As soon as he teleported in, a series of rapid breathing and groans reached him. "Damn, is this happening so early in the morning?" Ma Xiaoniu cautiously peeked out. No one was in the living room, so the sound must be coming from the bedroom. He quietly entered the living room. The sound was coming from a bedroom on the outer side. The bedroom door was ajar. Ma Xiaoniu walked to the door and looked inside. A shocking scene unsuitable for children came into view.
Wow! Nice figure! What a pity, all show and no substance. If only she had a kind heart, wouldn't that be perfect? What a shame, what a tragedy!
Liu Youli, panting heavily, moved his body even more vigorously; he was almost there. Below him, Sun Yan, her face flushed, looked at Liu Youli with seductive eyes.
Suddenly, Liu Youli felt something coming out of his nose, and it was getting longer and longer, but he was in a hurry and didn't have time to look closely. But Sun Yan below suddenly looked surprised and tried to push Liu Youli away.
"Huh? What's wrong, Yan'er?" Liu Youli asked, puzzled. It's almost time, why are you pushing the yarn?
Sun Yan kept her mouth tightly shut, trying to dodge to the side. Liu Youli was wondering what was going on when he suddenly felt something shiny hanging down, getting closer and closer to Sun Yan's face. Remembering the strange feeling in her nose earlier, Liu Youli suddenly realized it was snot. But when did his snot start flowing so long? It's almost a foot long!
Helpless, she tried to suppress the urge to burst, and reached for a tissue to wipe her nose, but the moment she moved, the already long snot finally dripped down, landing right near Sun Yan's mouth... The recent severe encoding issues motivate us to update faster; please take a moment to exit reading mode. Thank you.
===Chapter 33===
"Ah!~" With a scream, Sun Yan pushed Liu Youli away and ran naked into the bathroom in the bedroom, from which came the sound of dry heaving.
Liu Youli awkwardly tried to scratch the ground, thinking, "What the hell is going on?"
After a while, the bathroom door opened with a whoosh, and Sun Yan walked out, her face pale. Liu Youli stepped forward, trying to get closer to Sun Yan, but she pushed him away. Sitting on the edge of the bed, Sun Yan began to sob.
Liu Youli quickly went over and hugged Sun Yan to comfort her. After a while, Sun Yan gradually stopped crying. Liu Youli shamelessly leaned closer, "Yan'er, let's continue, I'm still holding back."
Sun Yan glared at him, but still obediently lay down on the bed, after all, she was in a precarious position. Liu Youli chuckled, just about to lead his underlings into battle, when he suddenly felt his penis tremble, and a slightly yellowish, pungent stream of fluid shot out, landing right in Sun Yan's slightly open mouth.
"Gurgle~"
Sun Yan was startled, then her face suddenly turned ashen, and she rolled over and began to vomit. "Liu Youli! I'm not finished with you!... Ugh! Ugh!"