"Pah, pah! Damn it, didn't I tell you, Xiaobai? Be quiet, be quiet, don't you understand?" Ma Xiaoniu was going crazy. This guy was so angry he wanted to stew him into a dog meat hot pot.
"Huh? Where's the rabbit I told you to catch?" The white tiger sat there, blinking, not a single rabbit fur on its body. Ma Xiaoniu was speechless. It seemed he had overestimated the white tiger's intelligence. This guy was just a glutton; how could he be expected to do anything?!
Helpless, Ma Xiaoniu was about to get up and fend for himself when the white tiger suddenly spat out something. Ma Xiaoniu was startled, and upon closer inspection, realized it was a rabbit, but its fur was wet and covered in sticky saliva…
Ugh! Damn it, Ma Xiaoniu had no choice. If he were to go find food again, who knew what time it would be before they could eat? He took out a dagger from his backpack, then found a piece of rag to line his hands and used to grab the rabbit's ears. He went to the lake and put the rabbit in to wash it.
Half an hour later, the rabbit was finally put on the grill.
Ma Xiaoniu took out salt and cumin, and sprinkled them evenly on the meat. After a while, the rabbit meat on the grill turned golden brown, sizzling and dripping with oil, which then gathered and dripped into the fire, making the flames even stronger. The rich aroma wafted everywhere on the breeze, and Baihu, who was squatting nearby, was already drooling, even forming a small puddle in front of him.
Ma Xiaoniu was both amused and exasperated; this was truly a glutton. But even though the rabbit was plump, it wasn't enough for Baihu. He'd give it a rabbit leg to try later.
Once the rabbit meat was roasted, Ma Xiaoniu twisted off a rabbit leg and tossed it to Baihu. Baihu licked it with his tongue, as if it were a tiny mosquito, and put the rabbit leg into his mouth. It wasn't even enough to fill his teeth, let alone satisfy his hunger. Baihu stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, continuing to stare at the rabbit meat.
Ma Xiaoniu: "..."
Too lazy to deal with this glutton, Ma Xiaoniu slowly began to eat. The rabbit meat smelled delicious, the moonlight was bright and gentle, the breeze was warm, and the air was fresh. It was truly a beautiful night, the only downside being the lack of internet!
After eating the rabbit meat, Ma Xiaoniu ran to a cave beside the lake. He had found this cave long ago, and it was perfect for living in. He took out a broom and cleaned the cave, then brought out the bedding and mattress and made it up. Ma Xiaoniu lay down on the bed and fell into deep thought.
The most urgent thing right now is to get online, but Divine Beast Valley is located deep within the Divine Shelter, making it practically impossible to set up internet here. So the only solution is to teleport to a city with public Wi-Fi. Wait, that's not right!
Ma Xiaoniu sat up abruptly, his eyes brightening. He had almost forgotten that the system was a master in this area! The Demon Forum was created by the system, and no one in the world could crack it, so the system should have a way, right?
"System, are you there? There's no internet where I am right now. How can I connect to the internet?" Ma Xiaoniu asked in his mind.
"I am here, the bound user can rest assured. Wherever the system is located, it can connect to the network without a network," the system's slightly mechanical voice sounded.
Ma Xiaoniu quickly took out his laptop and tried logging into the Demon Forum. The login was very smooth, without any obstacles. Sure enough, the network was working! Ma Xiaoniu looked at the network icon in the lower right corner. It should have looked like a telecommunications signal, but now it had turned into a small skull with two tiny red eyes that were flashing.
Ma Xiaoniu tried other websites like Baidu, and could log in to them all. Ma Xiaoniu breathed a sigh of relief; the system truly was omnipotent. Suddenly, Ma Xiaoniu wondered, where were the system's limits? It even possessed an item like the Chaos Pearl, something that only existed in mythology; just how powerful must the system be? If he were tasked with destroying a country in the future, could he really get away with it using the Chaos Pearl?
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoniu suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. Perhaps he had oversimplified things?
Time flew by as Ma Xiaoniu drifted off into his daydreams, and soon it was past midnight.
"Drawing begins. Please complete the draw within two minutes, otherwise an automatic draw will be conducted and a penalty will be imposed..."
Extract!
Impermanence—your attack methods are ever-changing, but you don't know it~
Mission: Kill.
Sure enough, the quest remained unchanged. Perhaps it's because my level is too low? After all, I'm only level two. But what the heck is this "Unpredictable One"? It has so many attack methods? But I don't know them? That means when I attack, I don't know what kind of attack the opponent will receive? This is terrifying!
Okay, I'm going to sleep now.
Zzzzz~
...
At 6:30 the next morning, Ma Xiaoniu got up on time and ran to the lake to wash his face. The sky was bright, everything was coming back to life, and flocks of waterbirds flew over the lake. The Vermilion Bird was digging in the jungle with its claws—was it looking for insects? It really has no sense of its size! How many meters tall is it? Would insects even be enough to fill its teeth? Neither the Azure Dragon nor the Black Tortoise were seen; perhaps they were hiding in some corner. As for the White Tiger, its deafening snoring indicated it was fast asleep.
Ma Xiaoniu smiled, took out his laptop, and then sat down by the lake to log into the Demon Forum.
Case submission area.
"Help! Stranded in Cambodia, being drained of blood daily."
"Help! My son was bitten by a dog belonging to someone in our neighborhood, but the police have been unable to help."
"Help! Trapped by a terrorist organization"
"Help! I've been scammed out of 9 million yuan!"
"Help! My family's grave has been robbed, and their remains are missing."
"Help! My friend swindled me out of five million yuan, and I haven't been able to get it back."
"Help! Family member missing"
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===Chapter Forty-Nine===
The number of posts asking for help had increased by dozens more, and Ma Xiaoniu felt overwhelmed. He shook his head helplessly and opened the comments section.
Police in Feng County issue arrest warrant
"The true form of the demon has been revealed"
"Demon's Address Exposed"
Several people knelt at the devil's gate, praying for his safety.
Xinghua News Agency: Is the devil good or evil?
CCTV of China: Is the worship of demons appropriate or not?
"My name is Hou Lin, and I support the devil!"
"My name is Huang Mingming. I was saved by the devil during the plane hijacking. I support the devil!"
"I am Zhou Jian, captain of the Fu Shun. I support the devil and oppose the police's decision!"