Der Schulrüpel gibt sich distanziert, ist aber in Wirklichkeit sozial unbeholfen

Kapitel 2

Guess what he discovered?

That's right!

Through the clear glass, he saw a bright, mercury-like beam of light flying towards him at high speed!

The extremely thin beam of light magnified continuously in his pupils, and in an instant, it entered his head.

"Ouch, that hurts!"

Ma Yunteng couldn't help but scream. The next moment, he suddenly saw a huge fluorescent screen appear in his mind! He didn't know how he saw it, but he just saw it!

A magical voice then echoed in my mind.

[Ding: The Universe's Number One Tycoon System has detected its host!]

[The host's physical condition is too poor, and they severely lack exercise; therefore, identification is not possible!]

[Force background repair to start!]

[Repair successful. Beginning soul binding with host, 10%...30%...90%...99%]

[Congratulations, host! Binding successful!]

"The Universe's Number One Tycoon System?"

He's read dozens of super-rich novels on Q!

The Perfect Tycoon System, the Most Extravagant System, the Kawaii System, the Inhuman Tycoon System... and so on are all his favorites.

Ma Yunteng calmly sat up from the bed.

“The host doesn’t seem surprised.” The system was quite astonished.

"surprise?"

Ma Yunteng smirked bitterly and said, "My life has been full of surprises for over twenty years! I've never won the lottery! My stocks have never gone up! Even when I drink beverages, it's always 'Thank you for your patronage, welcome to try!' I finally got a girlfriend, but she ran off with a rich second-generation! Tell me, what could be more surprising than this? As a seasoned veteran, I'm afraid I don't want to be surprised anymore!"

I just want to ask seriously: Um, can we not tip the female streamer for our first task?!

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"Of course. However, host, please do not compare this system with ordinary systems, because that would be the greatest insult to this system! This system is a genuine royal system from the planet of the Godly Tycoon! It will mold the protagonist into the number one tycoon in the universe, who is awesome in every aspect, including knowledge, power, status, and taste!"

"I've only ever heard of authentic Lanzhou ramen and authentic Master Kong instant noodles. I've never heard of the authentic Godly Rich Star Royal System you mentioned. By the way, where exactly is Godly Rich Star?"

"Godly Rich Star is a central planet in the KF Galaxy, which is two trillion light-years away from Earth. There, the blue sky has no clouds, the ocean has no water... Even the poorest beggar there can buy the entire Milky Way! As for the super-rich who can be associated with the royal family of Godly Rich Star, trillions of galaxy assets are easily within their grasp!"

“…I understand.” Ma Yunteng nodded: “Since you’ve slept with me, let’s get to know each other better later. Give me some money first, I’m so poor I’m practically eating dirt.”

"Host, don't rush. Before you start the mission, you must establish the right mindset about spending money."

"What consciousness?"

"Pretending to be weak to deceive others, being outrageously wealthy, commonly known as showing off!"

Showing off?

Ma Yunteng smiled.

That had always been his dream! Over the years, he had endured countless cold shoulders and had to act subservient day after day just to make a living! Now, he was finally seeing a glimmer of hope in his life!

"So what counts as me showing off? Do you expect me to buy airplanes, cannons, and spaceships every day?"

"Host is overthinking it. As for showing off, as long as it can evoke an emotional response from the other person, it's fine. Even the smallest things can be used to show off. For example, if you buy ten packs of spicy strips in front of an elementary school student, he will think you are awesome. That's showing off."

But if you buy ten packs of spicy strips in front of a rich person, they'll just see you as a beggar, without any strong emotional reaction like envy, jealousy, or hatred. That doesn't count as showing off.

"How would I know if they're envious or jealous? I'm not a mind reader," Ma Yunteng asked.

"The system will detect changes in the emotions of those around you in real time and quickly record and report them back to the host!"

"Oh, is that so! Well, I can't just pretend to be cool every day, can I? Wouldn't it be pointless to pretend just for the sake of pretending?"

"The purpose of showing off is to quickly cultivate the host's tycoon aura. Of course, the system will not let the host show off for nothing. During the host's showing off, the system will automatically collect the emotional value of the people around. When the emotional value reaches one thousand, it will be converted into tycoon coins. With tycoon coins, the host can go to the store to buy goods!"

"Goods? Let me see what they have. Make it clear first, I don't want Wing Chun, that kind of boxing that can take on ten people in a flash. I don't want it, it's too low-class!"

Just then, a clear panel suddenly appeared in Ma Yunteng's mind.

Martial arts techniques: Qiankun Great Shift, Nineteen Subduing Dragon Palms, Lingbo Steps, Yi Jin Jing, Dynamic Light Waves...

Card types: Lucky Designation Card, Lucky Limited Card, Time Stop Card, Mind-Reading Card...

Skills-based: Master of cooking, master of food, can drink a lot without getting drunk...

Installment Payment Zone: ... ... ... ... ...

Wow, it even has dynamic light waves? BIUBIUBIU?

What's this installment payment zone? Spending tomorrow's money to fulfill today's dreams? Sure!

The items in the installment payment section must be quite valuable, right? Why would you need to pay in installments?!

"Host, don't get excited. Just keep showing off, and the system will reward you handsomely."

At that moment, Ma Yunteng's phone vibrated. He quickly opened WeChat Wallet, and the next moment, even as a seasoned user, he still felt a bit embarrassed.

"So many zeros!"