"That's right, when have my thoughts ever gone wrong?" Li Yang couldn't help but stare at Zhao Lihua's chest. Although her chest wasn't the type of a mature woman with a large bust, it was still the best among young girls, round and very perky.
Li Yang had a urge to touch it again, and his mind flashed back to that night in bed, to the intense, passionate lovemaking they had shared. His true, wicked nature was immediately revealed below, and he became a "tough guy."
"What kind of look is that?" Zhao Lihua glared at Li Yang shyly, her eyes trembling slightly. She clearly couldn't stand Li Yang's blatant gaze.
"What eyesight? My eyesight is as good as Erlang Shen Yang Jian! You just don't know it! Um, it seems someone's coming. That's all for today. I'll go back and write the article. You go back and prepare the layout and publicity. This time, we must get some justice for the victimized girl." Li Yang had good hearing and immediately spoke up when he heard someone coming up the mountain.
Damn, if I expose myself, it won't be fun anymore. What I'm doing with Zhao Lihua now, that's called having an affair, that's what makes it exciting, isn't it?
"Yes. I'm waiting for your manuscript. Don't worry, it will definitely cause a sensation. I have confidence in you, and you should have confidence in me too, right?" Zhao Lihua smiled sweetly, like a gentle spring breeze.
"Of course, I'm confident in myself. A hundred times more confident." Li Yang grinned mischievously and thrust his erection forward. If he weren't confident, how could he have made Zhao Lihua almost unable to get out of bed?
Zhao Lihua naturally understood his thoughts. Her cheeks flushed slightly, and she glared at Li Yang. This kid was too shameless. What if someone heard them in broad daylight?
"Get lost! You're so indecent!" Zhao Lihua rolled her eyes at Li Yang, then turned and went down the mountain through the woods on one side.
Li Yang chuckled, watching her round, plump buttocks sway from side to side with her long legs, and his desire stirred again. Damn, a beauty is a beauty; everything about her is so alluring!
Li Yang didn't want to go down yet. Damn, with all that red flags waving down there, how was he going to get down the mountain? At this moment, he was a little envious of women. When they were aroused, they were just wet, and most people couldn't tell, so they wouldn't embarrass themselves, right?
Men are different. Damn, with that big thing down there, even an idiot knows what's going on!
Li Yang could only wander around the hill in frustration. The footsteps that had come up earlier must have heard their commotion, because they didn't approach here, but instead crept deeper into the hill.
Li Yang chuckled, a wicked thought forming in his mind: why not break up the couple and watch the show?
He opened his eyes and scanned the surroundings. The woods disappeared, and he immediately saw a pair of birdmen making their way towards a certain mountainside, clearly familiar with the route.
Damn, he's more experienced than me.
After cursing, Li Yang chased after it in a flash, but his speed suddenly slowed down. The thing below him was really restless, and it was hurting him.
So I slowly walked over, strolling leisurely, reciting an ancient poem about birds: "Spring slumber is unaware of dawn, everywhere one hears birds singing, last night came the sound of wind and rain, how many flowers have fallen..." Damn, are these two birdmen also having sex? In the heat of battle, countless flowers have fallen?
With that thought in mind, Li Yang crept over. After all, the hill wasn't very big, and Li Yang only walked for a few minutes before getting very close to them. But when he got there, he held his breath and stopped using his special ability. Damn, that wouldn't be exciting.
He crept over silently and witnessed a scene that made his blood boil. He saw a girl lying on top of a boy, the two of them sprawled on the grass in the ravine, the girl's buttocks swaying and trembling.
Holy crap, what's going on?
"I pity the lonely grass growing by the stream, above which orioles sing in the deep trees? The spring tide, with its evening rain, rushes in, and at the deserted ferry, the boat lies adrift." Li Yang was furious. Damn it, he thought, "I and Zhao Lihua can't get things done, but you guys are having a good time. Damn it, absolutely not."
Li Yang then recited another poem, loudly and with great footsteps, as if to say, "I'm a good student, reciting Tang poetry." After all, high school Chinese exams often test memorization and recitation, and that particular poem is frequently tested. Clearly, the exam setter and I are kindred spirits!
Li Yang chuckled to himself.
Glug glug...
That woman moved incredibly fast, amazingly! She sprang up from the boy like a spring. Hmm? Why does she look so familiar? I feel like I've seen her somewhere before?
"Hey boss? What the hell are you doing here?" Suddenly someone shouted. Li Yang looked closely and was stunned. Damn it, who else could it be but Gao Cheng, that jerk? And what about this girl? He realized, it was Cheng Xiuhong from the school clinic, Xiao Hong!
Holy crap, their actions have progressed so fast, like lightning! Zhao Lihua and I have gone through so much to get to this point, and I almost lost my life!
Holy crap, you guys are already doing it? In the open?
"Ah...it's you guys. The scenery and air here are really nice. Everyone likes coming here. You guys are here too?" Li Yang was a little embarrassed, but he had no choice but to bite the bullet and greet them.
"Yeah, boss, you have quite the refined taste!" Gao Cheng was very annoyed, but what could he do? Xiao Hong, seeing it was one of their own, breathed a sigh of relief, patted Gao Cheng's large chest, and looked at Li Yang with innocent, wide eyes, saying, "You're A-Cheng's best buddy, Li Yang?"
"Yes. Hello, you must be Xiao Hong," Li Yang said with a forced smile.
Xiao Hong didn't care anymore. She relaxed and smiled sweetly. Perhaps she was just simple-minded and thought that since they were one of her own, it wouldn't matter if they found out.
"Why are you here now?" Xiao Hong asked curiously. It was after school, and everyone was starving. Who wouldn't be rushing to the cafeteria to grab steamed buns? But Li Yang just popped up like he wasn't hungry.
"I'm here to walk my bird... uh, I mean, take it for a stroll!" Li Yang broke out in a cold sweat. It was true that he was going to walk his bird, but he couldn't say it out loud, could he?
"Walking your bird? Where's your bird?" Xiao Hong asked, puzzled.
Chapter 165: Chicken Dinner
"Damn, are you really that clueless, or are you just pretending?" Li Yang glanced at Gao Cheng, who, sure enough, was also covering his face in utter embarrassment, silently mourning for his wife.
"Oh, that one, it flew away a moment ago, haha. What about you guys? Aren't you here to walk your birds too?" Li Yang said seriously.
Gao Cheng jumped up, tears streaming down his face, and looked at Li Yang, saying, "Brother, I'm impressed. How about I treat you to a meal?"
"Nonsense! You two are already married, you should treat me to a meal. I'm still the matchmaker..." Li Yang rolled his eyes and was about to continue talking about giving advice as a matchmaker when Gao Cheng suddenly got anxious, grabbed Li Yang and Xiao Hong and pulled them away, heading straight down the mountain.
"Big brother, chicken leg, I'll treat you to a chicken leg!" Gao Cheng shouted.
Li Yang nodded slightly, satisfied, and said, "The chicken heads from that restaurant taste pretty good too."
"Okay, I'll eat the chicken head." Gao Cheng nodded through gritted teeth.
“I also really like eating chicken heads,” Xiao Hong interjected with a smile.
With tears welling up in his eyes, Gao Cheng said, "Okay, let's eat the chicken head."
Li Yang looked at Gao Cheng with disdain. What kind of expression is that? It's just a penis. If she were to eat your glans, wouldn't you be crying your eyes out?
Li Yang followed the adulterous couple into the restaurant, where they ate at a special private kitchen—the food there was top-notch. Even the best courtesans were there.
"Ah, so your school has good food too! I thought it was all just for feeding pigs!" Xiao Hong exclaimed in amazement as she watched the chef prepare several delicious and visually appealing dishes.
Li Yang glanced at Gao Cheng speechlessly. "Brother, so this is your wife? So, in her eyes, you used to be a pig?"