"Actually, the best way is to prove you have a mental illness. Your outburst at the adults back then was a mental breakdown. You could then completely escape legal punishment~" Su Xiaoxiao said with a mischievous smile, her eyes sparkling and captivating.
Li Yang was speechless with anger. "What the hell? Am I mentally ill? This is utter nonsense!" Li Yang said through gritted teeth.
"Hmm, let me think about it. I really can't think of a better reason right now. This is the only suitable reason~" Su Xiaoxiao deliberately stalled for time, teasing Li Yang with a smile in her eyes.
"Damn it. If you dare say another word, I'll whip your ass until it's ripped open!" Li Yang said through gritted teeth.
"Oh, I'm so scared! Come and spank me! I'm not wearing any clothes right now, I'm completely naked on the bed, and my bottom is a little itchy, it's so uncomfortable! Come on, I really need you~" Su Xiaoxiao said in a sweet, coquettish voice to Li Yang. Hearing this, Li Yang shuddered, his legs trembling. A ball of fire suddenly ignited in his lower abdomen, shooting up his entire body and transforming into a raging inferno, waving wildly like a monstrous snake. He felt as if he had encountered a deadly monk like Fahai and wanted to quickly find a fairy cave to hide in.
"Damn it, you dare say that again? I'll rush over there right now and beat you with a big stick!" Li Yang took a deep breath, suppressing his inner turmoil, and glared as he shouted.
Chapter 930: Kill His Entire Family
"Hehe, what are you talking about? I don't have any sticks here. Do you expect me to bring my own?" Su Xiaoxiao giggled, speaking without any fear. Having already established that kind of relationship with Li Yang, they were incredibly close, and many things they would never normally say were now spoken shamelessly between them. She couldn't control herself; she was probably just utterly in love with Li Yang, and couldn't help but act unusually promiscuous in front of him, like a harlot, completely fulfilling a man's desire for a wife—a noblewoman in public, a harlot in bed.
"Nonsense, I carry a magic staff with me, far more practical than any stick. If you don't want your backside to be bruised and battered, you'd better be smart and behave yourself. Otherwise, my big stick is never polite," Li Yang said with a cold snort. Since Li Yang wanted to spank Su Xiaoxiao's backside, and make it bruised and battered, a big stick was naturally the most suitable method. Moreover, he would have to remove her pants for the punishment, just like the ancient punishment of flogging the buttocks. In ancient times, flogging the buttocks or back involved removing clothes. It wasn't that they were greedy and would rather sacrifice their flesh than their tattered clothes; it was the custom at the time, designed to prevent you from complaining, especially for women.
They should be given a good beating first, otherwise don't even think about filing a complaint.
Now things are different. Li Yang said he'd use a big stick, and Su Xiaoxiao, in a coquettish tone, stuck out her bottom and said, "Li Yang, just come and hit me! I'm so looking forward to it!" Li Yang was so excited he didn't know what to do. He looked up at the bathroom; it was all frosted glass, and the hard, solid interior seemed vaguely familiar, incredibly alluring, sparking endless fantasies and making his mouth dry. Li Yang was momentarily stunned, forgetting the phone in his hand. Hearing Li Yang's words, Su Xiaoxiao was also captivated. She felt waves of tingling sensations running through her body, as if an electric current was flowing through her. Her thighs felt cool and damp, like the feeling of standing in the cool breeze after a shower without drying off.
"Hey, Li Yang, why aren't you saying anything? Let me tell you, if you want to get away with this, there's a good way: prove that you didn't strike first, that their people posed an extremely strong threat to you, and that you were forced into it and felt that if you didn't fight back, they would pose an extremely strong threat to your personal safety, which is why you acted. If you can prove that, then it's self-defense, at most excessive self-defense. The problem will be much smaller, practically no problem at all. It's something that can be solved with money. As the saying goes, problems that can be solved with money aren't problems at all~" Su Xiao spoke very casually; they no longer cared about money. It was just a number.
"..." Li Yang's eyes were wide open, and he almost spat out saliva. He couldn't resist using his X-ray vision, his gaze piercing through the frosted glass to take in the breathtaking view inside: a slender waist, plump buttocks, a graceful figure, and trembling, constantly shaking breasts. A pair of hands, white and rosy, glistening after being rinsed by water, roamed over the tender skin. Li Yang's mouth was dry, and saliva dripped from his lips. If only those hands were his own; it would feel amazing. He stared intently, his entire being captivated by Cao Xin's goddess-like body in the bathroom, completely ignoring Su Xiaoxiao's words, as if they hadn't been heard at all.
Su Xiaoxiao read it aloud, but Li Yang didn't react. Thinking he hadn't understood, she explained the definitions of legitimate self-defense and excessive self-defense in detail, and then instructed him on how to achieve this and exonerate himself. But after talking for a long time, her throat was dry, and Li Yang still didn't respond. Su Xiaoxiao became increasingly confused and worried. What was wrong with Li Yang? Had he died?
"Hey, hey... Li Yang, are you still alive?" Su Xiaoxiao shouted into the phone. Li Yang jolted awake, swallowed hard, blinked, and realized he hadn't heard what Su Xiaoxiao said at all. He quickly replied, "I just went to the bathroom to pee, so I didn't hear what you said. Can you repeat it again?"
Su Xiaoxiao nearly collapsed to the ground. She had painstakingly explained everything to Li Yang, only to find him off in the toilet, completely ignoring her. What kind of situation was this? "You're really something!" Su Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and repeated herself. This time, Li Yang dared not look at the frosted glass anymore; it was like watching porn—too intense. He should finish his business first. Cao Xin was applying shower gel and would likely be out soon to let him... you know. He needed to resolve things with Su Xiaoxiao quickly; this was the important matter. He couldn't afford to be too passive and let those idiots like Zuo Tengfei mess things up.
"Did you hear me clearly this time?" Su Xiaoxiao asked helplessly after gulping down several mouthfuls of tea and taking a deep breath.
"I understand, and I know what to do. There were quite a few spectators watching; they can hire people, and so can we. As long as we have the money, we can make them say whatever they want. And they definitely won't listen to Zuo Tengfei; they'll listen to our Bagua Sect. We're the local strongmen. Besides, Zuo Tengfei did bring bodyguards, and they posed a serious threat to me, which is why I attacked him. Although my martial arts are very high, I didn't know how much damage they could cause. He harassed my girlfriend, and I acted in a fit of rage; it was a transgression of passion, so I should be punished leniently." Li Yang explained logically, and finally asked, "Does that mean I understand?"
"Not bad, you even understood the term 'crime of passion'. But, I have a question for you~" Su Xiaoxiao asked softly.
"What's the problem?" Li Yang asked, somewhat confused.
"If I were the one being teased, would you react the same way?" Su Xiaoxiao asked, seemingly casually but actually full of anticipation.
"Who the hell dares? I'll kill their whole family!" Li Yang roared furiously. He thought to himself, "Hearing my furious voice, full of masculine power and overflowing with domineering aura, are you satisfied now?"
"Okay. You passed. Keep up the good work, I'll do my best. I definitely won't let you in~" Su Xiao said with immense satisfaction and happiness.
Chapter 931: The Alluring Fragrance
Li Yang's lips curled slightly as he gently asked, "Will you let me in?" There was a strange and lewd undertone in his voice.
"Of course I won't let you in, I definitely won't let you~ Don't worry~" Su Xiaoxiao assured Li Yang once again.
“Then I’ll have to take it seriously. You won’t let me in, so it’s like I have a wife but no wife at all. If you won’t let me in every day, life will be so painful, inhumane, and disharmonious,” Li Yang said in anguish.
Su Xiaoxiao froze, her face flushing crimson. She wanted nothing more than to throw her phone away, and said fiercely, "Li Yang, if you dare come any closer, and I don't let you in, then you'll have to let me have my way with you this time!"
Li Yang immediately pictured Su Xiaoxiao gritting her teeth and fiercely staring at her phone; she was truly captivating. "Hehe... I want to go in now, but my thing isn't long enough," Li Yang said with a wicked grin.
"You scoundrel~ you pervert~" Su Xiaoxiao spat at Li Yang, her tone full of reproach.
"Where have I been a hooligan? Where have I been a pervert? I'm a law-abiding citizen with no criminal record. Don't just throw a label on me like that," Li Yang said, dissatisfied.
"Save your breath. I know you well enough to know your strengths and weaknesses," Su Xiaoxiao said teasingly.
"I already tested your strength a long time ago. Look how smug you are~" Li Yang said, not to be outdone.
"Enough with the nonsense. Let's talk about something serious~" Su Xiaoxiao's tone turned serious.
"What we just talked about and did was all very serious, and quite meaningful. How can you say it's not serious when it concerns the fate and well-being of all living beings in the universe?" Li Yang reprimanded him sternly.
"You're just making this up," Su Xiaoxiao said, pouting.
"Isn't it true? The fundamental principles of human relations, concerning the survival and destruction of species, and the propagation of the universe. Do you think such things are great enough? Serious enough? Proper enough?" Li Yang said to Su Xiaoxiao in a serious tone.
Su Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment. Li Yang was really good at making things up and taking them seriously. He made things up, but they all seemed to make a little sense. Although she was unhappy, she couldn't think of a way to refute him for the time being.
"You're really good at talking nonsense. I'm no match for you, okay?" Su Xiaoxiao admitted defeat; on this point, she knew she was no match for Li Yang.
"This young man is teachable, very good indeed," Li Yang praised.
"You're shameless. By the way, can I tell you about what's going on in Jiangnan City?" Su Xiaoxiao changed the subject and got down to business, starting to discuss work-related matters.
"What's wrong with Jiangnan City? Isn't Tie Dan Lei Xin taking care of it? Everything seems fine~" Li Yang said with a puzzled look. "Besides, it's a territory that was just acquired, and the profits are still in the initial stages. Some projects don't even have any business revenue yet, so the profits aren't very impressive. That's why the sect has always adopted a supportive attitude towards them, rather than taking a cut. Even if they were to take a cut, it would only be when the business is booming."
"So, the current situation in Jiangnan City is okay, but it's not very optimistic," Su Xiaoxiao said.
"Yes. That's how it should be at first. There will be growing pains from the transition, and it will take some time to adjust and adapt. Things will get better gradually. I believe that the entire Jiangnan City will be a huge source of revenue for us in the future, creating enormous wealth. Just wait and see~" Li Yang said confidently.
"I know. I just wanted to tell you so you wouldn't get impatient," Su Xiaoxiao said softly.
Li Yang said dejectedly, "Am I such an impatient person?"
"What do you think? Wasn't it always the same? You were always so clumsy and eager to go in?" Su Xiaoxiao said in a soft, sweet voice, her voice alluring and seductive. Li Yang's mind went blank for a moment, and a surge of innate energy burst forth from his dantian, reaching every part of his body. A magic needle instantly grew larger.
"Damn it, you deliberately seduced me?" Li Yang muttered through gritted teeth. Seeing Cao Xin about to emerge, Li Yang, already incredibly excited, was now practically turning into a rabbit-eyed werewolf, ready to grab the little white rabbit and devour her in one bite.
"Did I? What did I just say? Why are you reacting so strongly?" Su Xiaoxiao asked, feigning ignorance.
"Damn it, you did this on purpose," Li Yang cursed.