A silly, handsome immortal transmigrates into a tragic cannon fodder character

Chapter 1

Chapter 1: The Scene of Catching Adultery.

"No, this is outside, don't..." A soft, sticky voice came from afar.

"Really don't want it? Hmm?" The man's deep voice rang out, accompanied by the sound of clothes rubbing together. "But your body doesn't say that."

"Waaah... Xiao Zhenliang... let me go..." What followed was a series of whimpers like the mournful cry of a small animal, enough to melt anyone's heart.

"Let you go?" A deep male voice sounded, full of seduction. "But you came all this way to find me, didn't you? Hmm?"

...

As Yan Shenyu recovered from the dizziness of the car accident, she heard a series of vulgar and obscene words ringing in her ears.

Upon closer inspection, in the flower bushes not far away, two men were embracing and whispering sweet nothings, making a series of sounds that would make one blush.

Good heavens, is this the joy of heaven? Showing him something so stimulating right from the start?

Unfortunately, Yan Shenyu didn't have a penchant for spying on others, and the two people's performance was so greasy that he quickly shifted his gaze elsewhere.

It was only then that he realized he was in a traditional Chinese courtyard in the northern style. In the distance, buildings were ornately decorated, the lawn beneath his feet was lush and green, and scattered among them were elegantly shaped ancient pine trees. Three words came to Yan Shenyu's mind—"Fishing Platform."

The largest private garden hotel in Beijing, converted from a Qing Dynasty garden, boasts numerous accolades, a long history, and is notoriously difficult to book, exuding an air of high-class sophistication. Those who can afford to dine or hold banquets here are generally wealthy and influential, the kind of place where one meal can be boasted about for days.

But how did he end up here? Wasn't he in a car accident?

Could it be that he... actually didn't die?!

Yan Shenyu lowered her head in surprise and carefully examined her body.

He has a slender frame, a skin tone that is whiter than normal, a small red mole on his right wrist... and even the long hair he had left behind while filming is still hanging down his back.

This body is no different from his original body except that it is slightly weaker!

Could it be that he was reborn before the car accident? But he has no memories related to this moment.

Yan Shenyu rubbed his head, momentarily confused. Just then, the voices rang out again from not far away; it was the same pair of illicit lovers.

"Don't do this, you're getting married soon," the short man in the white suit said softly after the two had been cuddling for most of the day, "You're still sneaking over to see me before the wedding, Yan Shenyu will be angry."

Yan Shenyu: ?

Will he be angry? Angry about what? Angry that your movements are affected and your acting is terrible?

As an actor who has won two TV Best Actor awards and one Best Actor award, and is jokingly called by fans as "someone who could rely on his looks but insists on relying on his acting skills," Yan Shenyu genuinely feels that short actors' acting skills are really terrible.

She's not bad looking, a little over 1.7 meters tall, petite and charming, and knows how to dress up. She's refined, but a bit stingy.

Of course, that's not the point. The point is his acting just now—fake, artificial, and visibly exaggerated. Even melodramatic prime-time dramas don't tolerate such over-the-top acting these days!

It's one thing for the performer to feel good about himself, but what's even more frightening is that the person he's acting with is also very immersed in the role. Upon hearing this, their eyes darkened, clearly indicating that they were already extremely engrossed in their performance.

Yan Shenyu: The strange person is actually myself!!

“Be careful what you say about him…” The tall man paused, then hesitated and slowed his movements.

A flicker of panic crossed the short man's eyes, but he quickly composed himself and said gently, "Don't upset him. I only came here to say goodbye properly."

At this point, he pulled a ring from his pocket: "This is a gift you gave me when we got together. You said it was something your mother would leave for her future daughter-in-law, but now..."

The man closed his eyes, his face contorted in pain, and said, "You should give this to him. After all, I don't have much time left..."

The man opposite him froze for a moment.

In an instant, Yan Shenyu saw self-blame, panic, and disbelief on his face.

Seeing the slightest bit of guilt he felt towards his fiancé, it vanished instantly.

"I'm so sorry," the man was overwhelmed with unprecedented grief. He opened his arms and hugged the man tightly, kissing him as he comforted him, "Xiaoling, don't be afraid, I'll be with you during these last few days..."

"Really, A-Liang?" The person called Xiao-Ling looked up, her eyes filled with ecstatic joy, but the joy was quickly replaced by sorrow, and her voice became hesitant, "I'm glad you can say that, but you're getting married..."

What followed was another long, melodramatic lovey-dovey segment, but Yan Shenyu had no mind to continue criticizing it; his mind was filled with the names that had just flashed through his head.

Yan Shenyu, Xiao Zhenliang, Xie Xiaoling... exactly the same as a novel he had read!

Could it be that he didn't go to heaven or get reborn, but instead transmigrated into the body of Yan Shenyu, a character with the same name in the book?

"The Rich Young Master Becomes a Sensation in the Entertainment Industry" is a wildly popular BL novel of the year. It features two main couples: the main couple, Yan Sheng and Fu Jingran, whose relationship is sweet, refreshing, and full of face-slapping moments; and the secondary couple, Xie Xiaoling and Xiao Zhenliang, who are currently cuddling and kissing in front of him. Their love story is full of dramatic and entangled plot twists, and the main selling point is its explicit content.

This character with the same name is the tool that causes emotional turmoil in the secondary couple, because he almost married Xiao Zhengliang; he is also the main target of being slapped in the face by the main couple, because he is Yan Sheng's vicious half-brother.

Yan Shenyu: "..."

While reading the story, he was still complaining that the author must have a grudge against him, not only making him cannon fodder but also forcing him to do two jobs.

Although it was somewhat absurd, it was still something that happened in a novel, and Yan Shenyu read it with great interest. Until now, he had transmigrated into the body of a working-class person holding two jobs…

Yan Shenyu turned his gaze to the pair of wild lovers cuddling and nibbling in the distance. To be honest, when he first read the story, he thought this secondary couple was quite appealing.

Being cuckolded is exciting, NTR is exciting, premarital infidelity is exciting... After all, every scene has a hint of eroticism, and who can resist eroticism?

But things weren't so nice when he became the one being cuckolded, when he watched his fiancé NTR, when his fiancé cheated on him on the eve of his wedding.

Especially when he learned that his character would end up with his family destroyed and a violent death...

He won't offend others unless they offend him; he won't act recklessly like Yan Shenyu in the original novel. But if someone causes him trouble, he won't just sit and wait to die.

Yan Shenyu took a deep breath, suppressing the urge to vomit, and took out her phone to record the intimate scene of the secondary couple under the roses.

The original owner was so angry when he saw them being intimate that he died of anger, but he wouldn't.

...

At the same time, in the Spring Retreat Garden of the Fishing Platform, on the path separated from the rose bushes by a wall, a young man in a black suit was walking briskly forward.

The man was tall with long legs and a very long stride, so much so that his secretary had to jog to keep up.

"President, we just received news from the airport that they have intercepted the deputy director of the Second Technology R&D Department. He is currently being held in the VIP lounge, and they are asking what the next steps should be."

"Contact lawyers and police, and submit evidence to prove that Tang Meng leaked the company's trade secrets."

After a while, the secretary said again, "Tang Meng claims he is willing to reconcile. If you forgive him, he is willing to leak the trade secrets of Miton Technology in the United States to you in return."

"Transmit his words to Miton Technology, and also tell him to get lost."

"Understood." The secretary nodded quickly, and after a while asked, "The headquarters building in Hai City has been completed, and the vice president asked if you could attend the opening ceremony."

"time."

“They said the timing is flexible for you,” the secretary said, glancing at the schedule. “You don’t have any work scheduled for the 18th, 24th, and 30th of this month.”

After a moment of silence, the man said, "Go on the 24th."

"OK."

"Also, Wei Yiming, the spokesperson for the Youth Series mobile phones, had a hit drama this year, and his agency asked to double his endorsement fee."

The man said without looking up, "You don't need to ask me about this. Let the three departments decide for themselves."

"Uh..." Seemingly seeing this kind of news for the first time, the secretary's voice was a little hesitant, "Wei Yiming said that if he could have a meal with you, he could continue to endorse you at the original price..."

"You've been with me for so many years, and you still need to ask me about this?" The man stopped and looked at his secretary with displeasure.

The latter was startled and quickly said, "I'm sorry, I understand. I will reply to the Third Department saying that you disagree..."

"Notify the three departments of the termination of the contract," the man interrupted him, saying coldly, "Wildfire Technology and Qinqing Lotion will no longer cooperate with this artist in any way."

The secretary nodded repeatedly, but couldn't help but think to herself that the young man was unreliable. He had only brought trouble upon himself, and now he had dragged the young man into this mess.

With the work mostly finished, the secretary noticed the president's bad mood and glanced at the roses peeking over the wall. She tried to change the subject: "I didn't expect there would still be roses in June. Only at the fishing platform can you see such a view!"

The fishing platform was the brainchild of the president's mother, and his praise of it was a subtle form of flattery.

Although most of the time, his words were ignored.

But this time, the president, who was only focused on his work, unexpectedly stopped.

Secretary Lin was overjoyed, thinking the president was attracted by the roses, and quickly said, "Grandma Xie has just been discharged from the hospital. You can take her for a walk in the yard later..."

"Mmm!"

Before she could finish speaking, a scream suddenly came from the other side of the wall. Then came a series of moaning and groaning sounds, very discordant.

Secretary Lin was stunned, and his face immediately turned pale.

Someone actually dared to have sex in the open at the fishing platform! These guests are utterly shameless!

In early June, the sun was blazing.

The man, dressed in a neat suit, stood beneath the high wall. He looked up at the roses beyond the wall, his face calm and unfathomable.

Beside him, Secretary Lin, his forehead drenched in sweat, cautiously observed the man's expression. Even after serving the CEO for so many years, he dared not say he had completely grasped the man's thoughts.

Just when he thought the other person was going to get angry, the man turned and left without saying anything.

Secretary Lin slowly exhaled and jogged after him, carrying the tablet computer.

Only after the two had completely disappeared at the end of the alley did two waitresses dressed in bright yellow wide-legged cheongsams appear.

"Who is this guy?" one of the girls, with short hair reaching her ears and dark eyes, couldn't help but ask. "There are so many guests coming and going at the fishing platform, he's definitely the most handsome one."

“The head of the Xie family,” said the older woman with her hair in a bun. Seeing that the other woman still looked blank, she added, “The owner of the fishing platform, the owner of the island in the middle of the lake, Xie Siyan.”

The girl then understood. All of the dozen or so buildings at the fishing platform were built around the central fishing lake, and the villa with the best view was the one in the middle of the lake. However, the lakeside villa was never open to the public; even the platform's employees couldn't enter—it was extremely mysterious.

Everyone was speculating about who lived there. No one expected it to be such a handsome and young man.

"Don't get any ideas," the woman with her hair up warned, noticing the envy in the new bride's eyes. "This man is of unapproachable status; he's not one of those vulgar people who like women. If we offend him, we'll be in deep trouble for the rest of our lives."

The short-haired girl reluctantly looked away and nodded, saying, "Don't worry, Sister Wan, I was just looking at the handsome guy; I won't think about anything else."

...

When Xie Siyan arrived at Chunxi Garden, the butler of the Xie family's old residence was already waiting at the door. Upon seeing Xie Siyan, he quickly stepped forward and said politely, "Young Master, you've arrived. The old lady asked me to wait for you."

"Uncle Gao," Xie Siyan nodded, his voice softening slightly, "How is Grandma's health?"

"Everyone's almost fully recovered," Uncle Gao reassured them. "It's just that I'm in a better mood, so I called everyone together for a meal to celebrate my discharge from the hospital."

Xie Siyan stopped talking and followed Uncle Gao to the private room, leaving Secretary Lin to wait for him in the tea break room.

When the waiter pushed open the door to the private room, everyone inside looked up.

With just one glance, Xie Siyan could tell that something was wrong.

Besides his grandmother and younger brother, there were three other strangers at the scene: two women and a man, who looked similar and appeared to be a family of three.

"Siyan, you're here?" Grandma Xie sat in the middle, wearing a Xiangyun yarn cheongsam with a string of white pearls around her neck, looking elegant and lively. Seeing Xie Siyan enter, she immediately said, "Isn't it a coincidence? We just ran into Mengmeng's family when we came in. It's better to meet by chance than to meet by chance, so we thought we'd have a meal together."