The serrated zipper rolled over that soft spot, much like an off-road vehicle driving through mud, its wheels pressing heavily on the soft ground, leaving a deep trail.
This was a pain that was hard to describe in words. Yan Shenyu felt her mind go blank for a moment, and she uncontrollably squatted down on the ground.
Rami glanced at him, startled by his exaggerated expression: "W-what's wrong with you?"
Yan Shenyu clenched his teeth, cold sweat pouring down his face, but he couldn't utter a single word; his head was just buzzing.
Rami didn't see that Yan Shenyu had a choked egg. Seeing that he was clutching his stomach, he thought he had a sudden stomachache and quickly tried to help him up and take him to the hospital.
"No..." Yan Shenyu wanted to refuse, but the overwhelming pain made him unable to speak.
Seeing how serious his condition was, Rami became even more anxious and reached for his phone to call 120.
"No," Yan Shenyu gritted her teeth, managing to squeeze out a sentence through gritted teeth, "No doctor..."
He would rather die than be sent to the hospital and lose face because of a punctured egg!
The other person's expression was too resolute, so Rami had no choice but to put away her phone and try to ask, "Shall I help you to the side to rest for a while?"
Yan Shenyu gasped and nodded.
Rami bent down and lifted Yan Shenyu's upper body, but Yan Shenyu's private parts were still stuck there, yet they were forcibly separated...
"No!!" A scream pierced the room, and Yan Shenyu was in so much pain that tears almost welled up in her eyes.
Rami was also terrified, and said with a look of panic, "It hurts this much just from being touched, could it be acute appendicitis? If we delay any longer, something bad will happen. Should we call 120 first?"
Yan Shenyu was unwilling to let him call the police. He couldn't even imagine the surprised look on the other person's face if the ambulance arrived and found that he was only stuck in the testicles.
They might even call the firefighters, and a group of people would surround him while he "lays his eggs." What's even more terrifying is that these official accounts are particularly active now; they might even record videos and post them on Weibo, warning everyone not to be too hasty when going to the toilet, lest they suffer a tragic experience like Mr. Yan.
Yan Shenyu: "..."
The scene was too beautiful for him to bear.
Yan Shenyu struggled to raise her right hand, and even though she was in so much pain that she couldn't speak, she still tried her best to stop Rami.
"Don't worry, I'll call the doctor right away." Rami comforted him, thinking he was in too much pain.
Yan Shenyu: "..."
I told you not to call an ambulance!
The two people were talking at cross purposes, their words and actions were completely different.
Just when Yan Shenyu was almost in despair, a slender, pale hand took the phone from Rami's hand.
The next moment, the owner of the hand hung up the phone before it was answered and said coldly, "Don't call the doctor yet, and don't touch him."
Waaaaah!! Finally, someone understood his expression!! He's an Oscar winner, what kind of terrible comprehension is Rami?! This kind person is so considerate!
Yan Shenyu looked up with teary eyes and saw the cold profile of the kind-hearted Yan Sheng.
Yan Shenyu: "..."
Help! So why him?!
"Yan Sheng?" Rami skipped the pleasantries and asked urgently, "Why didn't you let me call a doctor? Do you know what's wrong with him?"
Yan Sheng glanced at Yan Shenyu and said indifferently, "You can also call a doctor, but this person might not be too willing."
Rami: "He's already in so much pain, and he's still not happy?"
“Because,” Yan Sheng said quietly, glancing at Yan Shenyu’s pained mask, “his testicle got stuck in the zipper.”
Rami: "..."
Rami: "??"
After a brief silence, a deafening burst of laughter erupted from the restroom: "Hahaha, you're such a genius! What kind of genius are you?!"
Yan Shenyu: "..."
What are you laughing at?! Help me, please!!
Fortunately, the mockery didn't last long. After a brief discussion, the two decided to work together to save the unfortunate guy.
Yan Shenyu was laid flat on the ground with his head tilted back and his body facing upwards, but he disliked the dirty bathroom floor and refused to lie down. Rami had no choice but to support him from behind, temporarily acting as a human mattress.
Yan Sheng squatted down in front of him, acting as the "chief surgeon" to save him.
Lying in Rami's arms, Yan Shenyu was in excruciating pain from even the slightest movement. He could only tilt his head back and look at his savior with teary eyes.
Waaaaah, good Yan Sheng, quickly release your younger brother's younger brother! If you do that, you'll be my real brother!
Then came a series of operations comparable to craftsmanship. Yan Shenyu didn't want to recall what happened next. By the time Xiao Shenyu regained his freedom, he was too ashamed to face anyone.
After finishing, Yan Sheng unzipped Yan Shenyu's pants again, then went to the sink, squeezed out two handfuls of hand sanitizer, and slowly and methodically performed the post-operative cleaning.
Rami glanced at Yan Shenyu again, noticing his pale face, and asked worriedly, "Are you alright?"
Yan Shenyu nodded with tears in his eyes. His eyes were red, his forehead was covered in sweat, and his whole body exuded an aura of brokenness and devastation.
Rami looked up and reminded him, "Brother Sheng, your recording is about to start, right? If you don't go now, it'll be too late."
Yan Sheng nodded: "Then I'll be going now."
After he finished speaking, he glanced at Yan Shenyu, his delicate brows furrowing slightly.
Thinking he was worried about Yan Shenyu, Rami slapped his thigh and assured him, "Don't worry, I'll definitely take good care of him."
Yan Sheng nodded almost imperceptibly.
Rami sighed and said with some regret, "Shenyu is actually a fan of yours. She came here specifically to visit you on set, but she didn't expect to encounter something like this."
"Is that so?" Yan Sheng looked down at him, her eyes indifferent and devoid of warmth.
Yan Shenyu turned her face away, unwilling to acknowledge this fandom.
After a pause, Rami happily added, "But even if his balls were stuck there, he'd still be lucky to have his idol touch him there."
Yan Shenyu: "..."
You'd better shut up right now!
Yan Sheng didn't say anything more and turned to leave, leaving Yan Shenyu and Rami looking at each other in the bathroom.
After a long silence, Rami spoke up: "Do you want to go watch the show's recording?"
"Thank you," Yan Shenyu said listlessly, "but right now all I want is to die."
Outside the restroom, a boy with chestnut-brown curly hair stood listlessly at the door. When he saw Yan Sheng come out, he immediately came up to him: "Brother Sheng, why did you take so long? The recording is about to start."
Yan Sheng: "I ran into a little trouble."
"Is it resolved?"
"Not yet, but it won't affect things for now," Yan Sheng turned and left. "Let's go."
"Oh," the curly-haired boy realized he'd been left behind and quickly chased after him, "Brother Sheng, wait for me!"
Yan Sheng pursed her lips and strode forward, her eyes devoid of any warmth.
He wasn't sure what Yan Shenyu's purpose was in approaching him now, but in any case, he wouldn't repeat the same mistake.
At least in this lifetime, he will never have any expectations of them again.
Chapter 29 Welcome Home.
Yan Shenyu never expected his first encounter with Yan Sheng to be so awkward, which meant that none of his previous plans for a perfect family reunion would be needed.
Inside the studio, Yan Sheng was recording a program with her teammates, while outside, Yan Shenyu sat in the rest area planning her next move.
After planning for a long time, Yan Shenyu suddenly threw down his pen. Forget it, he was too lazy to bother anymore and decided to just give up.
There are only two things to do right now: one is to stop Yan Sheng from signing with that shady agency, and the other is to tell Yan Sheng that he is the long-lost son of the Yan family.
There shouldn't be any problems with recognizing the family. Even if Yan Sheng doesn't believe it, she'll be convinced after seeing the paternity test. As for whether the person will return to the Yan family, that's none of his business; Yan Zhengang will take care of that.
Having figured this out, Yan Shenyu calmed down.
At 5:30 p.m., the recording of "Omniscient and Omnipotent" ended. Yan Shenyu went to the guest rest area to find Yan Sheng, but was told that he had gone to the restroom.
Now, the mere mention of the word "restroom" makes Yan Shenyu feel physically nauseous. He didn't want to go in; he just stood at the door waiting for someone to come out. However, he waited and waited, but no one appeared even after more than ten minutes.
Yan Shenyu wondered: Does Yan Sheng have kidney problems?
A few more minutes passed, and Yan Shenyu couldn't wait any longer. She started going into each restroom to look for the person. The restrooms were empty except for one stall that was occupied.
Yan Shenyu knocked twice on the door, the cubicle opened, and a young man with chestnut curly hair came out.
Yan Shenyu was taken aback, somewhat bewildered: "Where's Yan Sheng?"
Curly Hair: "Brother Sheng said he had something to do and left first."
Yan Shenyu: "..."
He never expected that Yan Sheng would not only distrust him, but would also deliberately avoid him!
Fortunately, he remembered which hotel he was interviewing at. Yan Shenyu had the driver take him to the hotel and then dialed Xie Siyan's number.
“Mr. Xie,” Yan Shenyu said without any formalities, getting straight to the point, “Could I borrow one of your bodyguards?”
“Sure,” Xie Siyan said without asking any further questions. “You can contact Secretary Lin.”
"Thanks." Yan Shenyu breathed a sigh of relief, hung up the phone, and then dialed Secretary Lin's number.
After he finished dealing with these matters, he finally had a moment to catch his breath.
During this time, he made several phone calls and sent text messages to Yan Sheng to explain the problems with the agency, but all his attempts went unanswered.
At this time, it was still half an hour's drive from the hotel where Yan Sheng's nude photos were taken.
Hopefully we can make it in time.
Yan Shenyu watched the unfamiliar street scenes flash by outside the window, and his expression gradually darkened.
Half an hour later, Yan Shenyu arrived at the hotel entrance. Three black Mercedes-Benz vans were parked outside the five-star hotel. As Yan Shenyu alighted, the doors opened simultaneously, and dozens of burly men in suits stepped out, shouting in unison, "Hello, Boss!!"
Although the scene was somewhat clichéd, it was indeed particularly impressive.
After surveying the room with his gaze, Yan Shenyu nodded in satisfaction, quite pleased with Secretary Lin's efficiency.
He asked, "Did you bring everything?"