Perverted Supernatural Academy

Chapter 7

His voice was soft and gentle as he chanted, but Pei Linhai had no time to appreciate it, because the Shikigami Demon King had already rushed in front of them, once again raising its long neck high before suddenly swooping down.

"Li Fan————————"

With a deafening crash, the Ghost King seemed to have struck some barrier, its enormous head bobbing up and down. A sharper cry escaped its throat, as if it were indignant at this utterly humiliating defeat.

Pei Linhai then noticed that a circular barrier, about 2 meters long and in diameter, had appeared around him and Lou Lifan, emitting a pale blue light. The Ghost King had crashed into this barrier and been bounced away.

The Ghost King swooped down once more, naturally crashing into the barrier again and being bounced away once more.

It seemed completely unable to comprehend this failure, and in a fit of rage, it continued to swoop down and attack the pale blue barrier again and again. However, the barrier was too sturdy, and each time it was met with only incomprehensible failure.

"Hmm...it's much sturdier than I expected." Lou Lifan's voice seemed to be laughing.

Pei Linhai couldn't be sure because he had basically—no, he had never seen Lou Lifan smile before, and Lou Lifan was currently facing away from him, so he could only guess from his voice that he "seemed" to be smiling, but his heart was filled with uncertainty.

"What...what method is this?" Although he couldn't be sure if Lou Lifan was smiling, he was very certain of one thing—the loss of power from Lou Lifan. Lou Lifan was clearly using his power to create a barrier, but could an ordinary person do something like that?

"The witch's curse".

"ah!?"

“My mother is a witch. Twenty years ago, she was admitted to the Witch Academy and obtained the degree of Great Witch, so I know a little bit about witchcraft too. However, witchcraft is something women learn, and there are many ‘spells’ I can’t use. Otherwise, I would already be a Great Witch by now. A witch’s curse is one method of cursing…”

"I understand even if you don't say it!" Pei Linhai cried out in his heart, filled with grief and indignation.

"It involves temporarily transferring the opponent's power to yourself, making it easy to harm them. However, this requires physical contact, so there are many limitations, and very few people are willing to use it anymore. You probably haven't heard of it..."

"I'm not a witch! How could I possibly know!" Pei Linhai exclaimed.

"It's better if you don't know, otherwise they wouldn't let me use you. In such a critical moment, what's wrong with using a little of your strength? Do you want to tell the teacher that I'm bullying you?"

Pei Linhai wept silently.

After a while, he asked again in a low voice, "That... curse... won't have any side effects, will it?"

"Of course there are, it's a curse after all!" Lou Lifan answered matter-of-factly. "The original side effect was that the witch who cast the curse would suffer from severe insomnia after using it, and the symptoms would last for about a week. Now, after the dedicated research of dozens of great witches, including my mother, it is possible to transfer this suffering to the cursed person..."

Countless black lines hung down Pei Linhai's head.

No... as expected of a witch... she can even come up with such a despicable trick, and it's completely selfish, never benefiting anyone else!

Lou Lifan was unaware that in Pei Linhai's eyes, he had become a (perverted) type of person, just like the principal and Vice Principal Paulina.

The Ghost King continued its futile ramming against the barrier, the deafening crashes making everyone who heard them feel its pain, yet it seemed completely oblivious…

Of course, it was completely unaware!

What are demon corpses? They're just the remnants of shikigami (spirits) that have "died," lacking their own consciousness—and of course, any intelligence. Could something like that possibly produce anything intelligent? Its power is certainly immense, but its IQ…

Everyone understands the simple principle that 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 ... + 0 = 0, right?

Pei Linhai possesses extremely high spiritual energy, and his energy reserves are naturally very high as well. This level of barrier could easily hold for another seven or eight hours. But people need rest! If either Pei Linhai or Lou Lifan becomes distracted or even falls asleep, the Ghost King will simply break through the barrier and rush in…

Two hours later, Lou Lifan looked at the Ghost King who was still relentlessly crashing into the barrier and felt an unbearable headache.

"It's so noisy...when will it ever stop?!"

"...How would I know..."

Pei Linhai leaned against the wall, and Lou Lifan leaned against him; both of them felt utterly exhausted.

If they could do it all over again, they would never have come to this perverted academy... That freakish principal who tricked them into this speed-altering maze, they'd definitely give him a good beating once they got out...

"By the way, Li Fan, I always feel that the 'laws' of this space are a bit questionable..."

"Ohh ...

Suddenly, a very perverted laugh, whose gender was indistinguishable and seemed to be hidden under something thick, rang out in a high-pitched voice. Pei Linhai and Lou Lifan froze, goosebumps rising on their skin.

“Li…Li Fan…it seems to be…that guy…”

Lou Lifan nodded silently.

Amidst that terrifying, noisy laughter, the image of a perverted being completely wrapped in black cloth appeared within their barrier.

"Hello~ My dear students, are you missing your handsome and dashing principal, me? Oh ho ...

Their faces began to turn pale.

After laughing wildly for a while, the guy realized that the two people in front of him had no reaction, so he "seemed" a little embarrassed and coughed a few times.

"Ahem...Are you all in a real bind because of the Ghost King? No problem! As long as I, the principal, step in, I can take care of it in less than three seconds!"

Lou Lifan coldly replied, "Of course, this ghost king is your pet. It would be a ghost if it didn't obey you... Oh, no, it already is."

Even through the black cloth, Pei Linhai could sense that the "only" pervert's expression change slightly.

"Cough... Hahahaha... How could that be? How could I raise such a thing... Hahahaha... I really came here to help the students solve their problems! As long as you say I am the best, wisest, and most loving principal in the world, I will release you immediately!"

Pei Linhai: "..."

Hasn't this already given them away?

"If I need your help, I'd rather become a ghost and serve as fertilizer for this ghost king," Lou Lifan said.

The pervert was so angry that his finger trembled as he pointed at them: "You...you...you have absolutely no respect for your teachers!! This is so hurtful to my pride!! It's too much!! Even if you beg me again, I won't help you!! Waaaaaah..."

He kept yelling and turned around as if to leave, but even after ten minutes of this pose, Pei Linhai and the other man did not react at all.

He turned back resentfully: "...Are you sure you don't need my help?"

"No need. You can get lost now," Pei Linhai said.

The principal suddenly took a few steps back, clutching a broken heart, his back to the desolate setting sun... and disappeared.

"I will never forgive you ————————————!!!!" These were his last words, much like those villains who are eliminated in TV dramas.

"It would be more impressive to shout that you'll come back and wipe us out," Lou Lifan said.

The principal, dressed in black, appeared in the principal's office crying. At his desk, Vice Principal Paulina was leisurely drinking tea.

"What? Rejected again?" His tone was as casual as if he were talking about the weather, clearly indicating that he was already used to it.

"Waaaaah... Not a single student from any of the past years has ever asked me for help... Waaaaah... It's so hurtful to my pride!"

Paulina smiled slightly and said, "Your poor little heart has been hurt too many times already, one more time won't make a difference. Here, have some tea."

The pervert was still crying: "Compared to what I said, your words hurt my pride more... Waaaaah..."

"Since there are so many students anyway, we can just give others a chance to practice next time, right? I heard that the four-person question group is quite interesting..."

The ghost king was still crashing down, and Lou Lifan sighed helplessly.

"This... needs to be resolved..." Although he had so heroically driven away that freak, he still had no idea how to escape. "By the way, what did you just say? There's something wrong with the 'laws' of this space?"

“That’s right,” Pei Linhai said. “I noticed it when you rolled down the stairs. You made absolutely no sound as you rolled down, which is a property only ghosts possess. And when I was fighting the ghosts earlier, when I attacked them with spiritual energy, their heads actually exploded! When I hit their abdomens, their organs spilled out. Ghosts themselves are ghosts, so they shouldn’t have these tangible things. We are, after all, human, and we shouldn’t have ghostly attributes in this kind of space. If this place follows laws similar to the outside world, this shouldn’t happen!”

"So you mean..."

"The 'laws' here are basically the same as the 'laws' in the outside world, only our 'attributes' are the opposite."

Lou Lifan clapped his hands and suddenly laughed, "I understand!"

The other laws here are interconnected with the outside world, but only their "properties" are reversed. What does this mean?

Ghosts exist in this world because they don't belong here. The laws of this world clash with their "attributes," causing them to exist as spiritual wave entities. Similarly, if a human were to fall into the spirit world through the gates of hell, all the spirits there would be in a physical state, while the "human" would become a spirit.

Here, their "attributes" are the opposite of what they are in the outside world, indicating that they have always been in the form of "spirits" here, but they themselves are unaware of it. In other words, they don't actually "exist" here at all; their consciousness has simply been guided here by something!

“What a disgrace…” Lou Lifan said coldly, “I actually fell for this kind of scam…”

Have you thought of a way to get out?

"Yes...I've got it..."

Pei Linhai asked excitedly, "Then how do we get out?!"

With his back to Pei Linhai, Lou Lifan's lips curled into a sinister smile: "No need to go out... because we never 'came in' at all, we've just been standing there the whole time!!!"

As soon as the word "已" was uttered, the black scenery in front of them, including the light sphere protecting the ghost, began to fade with a whoosh. The ghost king was still ramming against the barrier, but the sound had stopped.

This is the "law" that all "spaces" abide by. Once a person or a spirit realizes that they do not belong in that place, the "law" will immediately eject them from that space and return them to where they belong. The principle behind performing rituals for the deceased is simply to make them understand their final destination.

Their bodies became light and floated upwards, but at a certain height, they seemed to suddenly be pulled by Earth's gravity and plummeted downwards.

“Li Fan————————————————”

"Don't hug me so tightly! Are you even a man?!"

"How terrifying!"

"Go to hell!"

"Wa ...

Pei Linhai suddenly opened his eyes and found himself back at the classroom door where he and Lou Lifan had stood. Yu Jia, Ping Jia, and the other students cleaning around him were staring at him with expressions of utter disbelief. He thought his loud scream had attracted their attention, but when he looked down…

"Aa ...

His screams were even louder than before.

Because he discovered... he was still tightly holding Lou Lifan in his arms, and even more absurdly, Lou Lifan was still wearing the cute women's clothing he had worn in "that" space...

"Pei. Lin. Hai... how long are you going to keep hugging me?!"

They were only lost in that space for a short time, only five minutes. During those five minutes, Lou Lifan's clothes suddenly changed into women's clothing, and then Pei Linhai suddenly hugged Lou Lifan tightly, refusing to let go...

A day later, the reputation of room 333 as the "couple's room" spread even further, and their status as a couple was naturally confirmed...

“We are… innocent…” Pei Linhai said, his face bruised and swollen from the beating.

But of course, nobody listened to him.

"Ohh ...

Comrades, please remember, it's better to offend a gentleman than a petty person...

Poor Pei Linhai, not only did he get a beating, but due to the side effects of the "witch's curse," he couldn't close his eyes for a whole week...

————The End of Chapter Three———— To be continued~~^^

Chapter 4: The Curriculum of the Perverted Academy