Perverted Supernatural Academy

Chapter 26

"Ouch!" he cried out, hastily pulling up his pants and leaping about, trying to escape her swordplay encirclement. But no matter how skilled he was, his experience and attack power were no match for the eldest sister of the Lou family. After a dozen or so moves, his T-shirt was torn to shreds, and his cute buttocks were beginning to show...

Lou Liyan was extremely confident in her beauty. She refused to believe that anyone could escape her charm, so anyone who dared to challenge her belief would suffer a terrible fate! Therefore, she didn't intend to let this guy off so easily! At least she would make him completely expose himself... Hmph... I'll kill him!

In this academy, there are many similar incidents of fighting that suddenly starts and then stops, especially fights that don't harm any buildings, plants, or animals. At first, everyone is very curious, but after a while, they lose interest. They fight to their hearts' content, and no one around even glances at them.

Lou Liyan's swordsmanship grew increasingly faster. Dongming Taotie could only see the trajectory of her sword light, not its shadow, making dodging increasingly difficult. His T-shirt was completely ripped, leaving only his pants "relatively" intact. But the vicious woman wouldn't even leave him this small amount of modesty. Just as the fatal sword was about to rip his pants... Suddenly, a sharp whistle rang out. Lou Liyan's vision blurred, and a man wielding a long sword appeared before her, forcefully blocking her fatal blow. In that instant, Lou Liyan immediately realized that her abilities were vastly inferior to this man's. Even with ten more years, she might not be able to defeat him. Her principle was to bully the easy targets, but immediately withdraw when encountering someone stronger—in short, she bullied the weak and feared the strong—so she immediately withdrew her attack and retreated, sword in hand.

Seeing that she had stopped, the man did not pursue her. With a flick of his wrist, the long sword disappeared into nowhere.

"Excuse me," he said, bowing to her, "how did Taotie offend this... lady? To be so ruthless?"

Lou Liyan also turned her hand, and the long sword disappeared as well. She chuckled twice and said, "Hehe... what kind of vicious move is this? I just wanted to take off his clothes."

The man—Dong Chong—turned to Dong Ming Taotie: "Uh… what did you do? Has this lady fallen in love with you?"

Two women burst into maniacal laughter behind Lou Liyan, whose face turned pale and then flushed.

Dongming Taotie, looking as if he had been sexually assaulted, awkwardly pulled up his pants and angrily said, "Nonsense! If she did this kind of thing because she loves me, then I'll marry your zombie!"

"Yes, yes, I understand..." Since such a vicious curse was made, it probably isn't true. "Then, ma'am... ah, I forgot to ask your name!"

Although this guy's speech was rather strange, it was still understandable. Lou Liyan twisted her body slightly and gave him a flirtatious wink: "Lou Liyan, my name is Lou Liyan."

Dongming Taotie, Lou Lifan, and Pei Linhai are all men, so they don't really care about men's looks. Actually, Dong Chong is quite handsome, and with his rather muscular physique, he would definitely be the object of most girls' affections. However, it's a pity that this person—or rather, the (vampire) demon? Drought demon?—while highly capable, is incredibly oblivious, just like Dongming Taotie, and therefore still doesn't have a girlfriend.

Naturally, this oblivious man wouldn't notice the obvious flirtatious glance. He wanted to ask her if her eyes were twitching, but he was afraid she might attack him without warning, and it wouldn't be good if he hurt the woman, so he decided to ignore the question.

However, the name she gave sounded strangely familiar; he felt as if he had heard it somewhere before, but couldn't quite place it.

"Uh, who are those two...?" He also noticed the two women behind her—in his eyes they were just two human women, nothing more.

Lou Liyan, having failed to charm him once again, really wanted to pounce on him and fight, but... she knew she absolutely couldn't win, so she decided it was best not to make a move for the time being. She pointed to her left: "Lou Lijia," then pointed to her right, "Lou Liya, my two younger sisters."

Lou Liyan, Lou Lijia, Lou Liya... Now, even the slowest person should know that they definitely have some kind of relationship with someone.

"Um..." Dongming Taotie reluctantly began, "What is your relationship with Lou Lifan?"

"They're siblings!" they answered in unison.

Ta-da!

"who?"

"It's me."

When Lou Lifan heard Dongming Taotie's voice coming from outside the door again, he couldn't bear it any longer and grabbed one of the talismans he was using to train Pei Linhai, turning it into a palm thunderbolt with a bang...

Pei Linhai snatched it away with lightning speed, and spun it around twice, sweating profusely, before finally thinking of using a counter-incantation spell to restore it to its original state.

"Li Fan, I'm begging you! Please don't kill anyone! No matter how wicked he is, he's nothing compared to what your family's devil did to you, right? So please, please be patient, you absolutely must be patient!"

"...I understand." Pei Linhai was right. No matter how wicked he was, it couldn't compare to the torment those devils in his family had inflicted on him... Thinking this way calmed him down... He calmed down...

Lou Lifan opened the door himself. Outside, Dongming Taotie, with tattered pants and wearing Dongchong's outer garment, waved happily at him: "Lifan! You have to thank me today! I did you a huge favor!"

"..." Just don't come looking for me, that would be a huge help!

Not wanting to see Dongming Taotie's disappointment, Pei Linhai quickly followed up by asking, "Busy? What busy?"

"I've brought some people you're definitely eager to see—come out—!"

He looked like he was summoning a shikigami, but more like someone from an anime saying something like "Give me power!" Lou Lifan wanted to laugh, but when three beautiful faces suddenly appeared in front of him from the hidden wall, he forgot how to put on an expression.

"Li Fan! We miss you so much—" Three octopuses clung to Lou Li Fan, rubbing against him... "We miss you so much—Li Fan! Have you missed us? Li Fan—"

Dong Chong carefully examined Lou Lifan, who was still standing there stiffly, and said something the three beauties would never like to hear—"Ladies... he fainted from fright."

Everyone helped Lou Lifan sit down, gave him water, and helped him catch his breath... After a long time, Lou Lifan finally caught his breath.

"You three...you three...you three...why are you here?!" Why couldn't I escape you even after coming here!

"Because we miss you so much..." Lou Liyan gently rubbed against him.

“Because we love you so much…” Lou Lijia’s small hands touched him all over.

“Because we’re so lonely without you…” Lou Liya lifted his chin, seemingly wanting to leave a kiss on his “cherry lips.” Pei Linhai, Dongming Taotie, and Dong Chong, hiding far away, exchanged their opinions with absolute certainty—Lou Lifan had fainted again.

We will not go into detail about the suffering Lou Lifan endured under the oppression of these three female demons when he was a child—of course, the most important point is that, because he himself is very secretive about those things (perhaps because he finds them too painful to recall), we have no way of knowing.

Even if he didn't say anything, judging from the behavior of those three female demons towards him, one could probably guess a tenth or a twentieth of the truth.

1. He suffered a lot of oppression when he was a child.

2. He suffered enslavement as a child.

3. He suffered a lot of... teasing when he was a child.

Since he couldn't escape these speculations anyway, Pei Linhai immediately felt sympathy for Lou Lifan's past. After sending Dong Chong and Dong Ming Taotie, whose clothes were tattered, away, while the three demons were marveling at how clean the two boys' room was, unlike some people whose houses were as dirty as pigsties, he quietly walked up to Lou Lifan, patted him on the shoulder like a good buddy, and whispered to comfort him, "It's okay, I won't discriminate against you. Even if you have such... terrible people in your family, you're still a good person, I know."

It was a completely unnecessary and irritating way of encouraging him, but it was very effective. Lou Lifan, who was still in a dazed state after being severely shocked, immediately perked up when he heard this. He glared at the rather oblivious guy with fire in his eyes and cursed in a low voice: "Discrimination! I'll make you discriminate! Although having these three devils in the family is not something to celebrate, it's not your place to discriminate against me!"

Pei Linhai was drenched in sweat, feeling that he "seemed" to have said the wrong thing: "Um... um... that's not what I meant..."

"...But my days are indeed not easy," Lou Lifan suddenly changed his tone. Although he was still glaring and had a long face, the anger in his tone had shifted to the devil who was conducting an on-site inspection of their bed. "I've had enough of being enslaved, oppressed, bullied, and destroyed by them, so as soon as I received the enrollment notice, I left home overnight without staying a minute longer! Unfortunately..." He sighed deeply, "I was caught by them and taken back for so-called preschool education... They even prepared such a huge bag for me..." If it weren't for their "help," he would have definitely escaped with a change of clothes.

"Did they prepare that bag for you?" Lou Lifan nodded. "Who put the seal on the bag?"

If it weren't mentioned, everyone (including the author) would probably have forgotten that when Lou Lifan came to the school, his bag had an "anti-theft seal" that wasn't actually for security. However, Pei Linhai didn't react at all when he approached the bag, which was very strange.

Before Lou Lifan could answer, Lou Liya, one of the devils bouncing on Lou Lifan's bed, seemed to remember something and loudly interrupted their whispered conversation.

"Oh, right! Li Fan! I suddenly remembered something, and you'd better answer me honestly!"

"...What?" He wanted to answer her arrogantly like a typical younger brother, but he didn't dare, so he could only ask her stiffly.

"The seal Mom put on you, it was broken on your first day of school, right? Who broke it?"

The moment she asked the question, the room fell into an eerie silence. The other two women who were admiring the ceiling lights also stopped chattering and turned their sharp gazes toward Lou Lifan and Pei Linhai.

Lou Lifan instinctively wanted to back down, but sitting on the sofa, he had nowhere to retreat.

"You...you ...

“We don’t care about you,” the three demons approached him together, “we’re in charge of that seal! Tell us! Who broke it?”

Lou Lifan jumped onto the sofa without even taking off his shoes, dodging left and right against the backrest: "I...I...I...I forgot all along! So what!"

The demons gradually approached, and Lou Lijia's mask was almost pressed against Lou Lifan's face... But at this moment, they suddenly changed their target with perfect coordination, their vicious gazes shifting to Pei Linhai. Pei Linhai was terrified when he met their gazes, and when he realized that their eyes were locked on him within range, he screamed and jumped up to run away. However, unfortunately, his left foot hooked his right foot, and he immediately fell backward to the ground.

The moment the three women saw him fall, they pounced on him like tigers descending a mountain. Being pressed down on by three seemingly petite but actually quite heavy bodies at the same time was an unbearable experience! Pei Linhai felt as if all the air in his lungs was squeezed out, and what he couldn't exhale was forced into his throat; he almost choked and died.

"Help……"

Lou Lifan glanced at his miserable state and quietly hid in a corner of the room, pretending not to have seen anything.

Lou Lijia touched Pei Linhai's pale face and chuckled, "It feels really nice..." But her laughter didn't last long; her voice behind the mask suddenly turned fierce, "Tell me the truth! Were you carrying Li Fan's suitcase at the school gate?!"

Pei Linhai, barely breathing, said, "I...I...I was just helping...but I know I was wrong...please, sisters, forgive me..."

"You know you're wrong?" Lou Liya sneered. "What did you do wrong? Hmm?"

How could he possibly know what he did wrong? His mistake was that he didn't know where he went wrong!

"Of course it's because... Oh ho ho ho ho..." Lou Liyan's laughter sent chills down one's spine. Her face was so close to his that she was almost kissing him. "That seal... is for finding wives for my Lou family!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha—"

The three women burst into wild laughter at the same time, their shrill laughter almost puncturing eardrums. But the most terrifying thing wasn't that, but the meaning behind their words...

Then Pei Linhai started foaming at the mouth, and Lou Lifan opened the window, prayed for a moment, and prepared to jump to his death. The three women realized the situation was dire, and one of them rushed to save Pei Linhai, who was on the verge of death, while the other two grabbed Lou Lifan, who already had one foot out of the window, and desperately pulled him back with his other foot.

"Li Fan! Try to take it easy, try to take it easy!"

"Hey! You can't die!"

"Oh no! The kid's not breathing!"

"Your sister won't treat you any differently!"

"Don't do this!"

"Anyway, there are plenty of people in this world with that kind of tendency, so it doesn't matter!"

"Sister, please stop making things worse!"

"Help! He's really not breathing! He's dead!"

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Chapter Six: The Couple's Unsealing Spell

They finally rescued the two people who were suicidal, and the three women settled them on two sofas and began to counsel and educate them.

"Li Fan, don't be like this..."

Lou Lifan's face was ashen, his eyes fixed on a point in the void, refusing to glance at the three women or Pei Linhai.

Lou Liya forcefully turned his head, making him look at her face: "Li Fan, things in this world are mostly unsatisfactory, you might as well just accept your fate..." Lou Li Fan's face showed signs of turning black, and Lou Li Jia, who was looking at Pei Lin Hai, screamed again: "Liya, stop talking! This kid is foaming at the mouth again!"

Lou Liya swallowed back the words "please accept my condolences" and said regretfully, "Since you really don't like it, then forget it. We sisters are actually thinking about your happiness... Okay, okay, stop looking like you're about to die. To tell you the truth, although it is generally used as a 'couple's unsealing spell,' it is not the most authentic spell, but a substitute."

Lou Lifan's face slowly returned to its usual color, and Pei Linhai stopped foaming at the mouth.

"Its correct name should be 'Synergy Charm,' which is used to test whether two people have the most compatible spiritual vibrations. Since true couples must also have this kind of vibration, and generally speaking, the Couple Unsealing Charm is more valuable than the Synergy Charm, the Synergy Charm is sometimes used as a substitute."

Simply put, it means that Lou Lifan and Pei Linhai happened to have this compatible energy flow, which is why Pei Linhai was able to touch Lou Lifan's box. At the time, Lou Lifan was only surprised that he could move the seal on it without being repelled, and he never expected that it was such a talisman... He thought that Pei Linhai was more powerful and broke the seal.

“However,” Lou Liyan chuckled beautifully after pacing around the room twice and seeing that her sisters had already taken care of things, “if this spell is interpreted in this way, then how should this room be interpreted?”

"A room?" Lou Lijia asked back.

Lou Liyan walked to the door and flung it open: "Liya, do you remember this room?"

The room number plate prominently displays three gold-plated numbers—333! Next to it is a seven-legged spider symbol representing Building No. 7.

Lou Liya suddenly froze, and Lou Lijia shouted, "Ah! Between lovers! I didn't even notice! Liya! This is the room you shared with Liyan before!"

Lou Liyan grabbed a cinnabar inkstone from the cabinet next to her and threw it, which narrowly grazed Lou Lijia's face: "Stop spouting useless nonsense!"

Even so, Lou Lifan and Pei Linhai could still hear it clearly.