My Savage Ghost

Chapter 24

Waaah!

Iron Fist... Wow! Got it!

……555…… I screamed and begged for mercy: “Stop hitting me! I’m a national treasure now, protected by law!” I said while covering my two panda eyes.

Even though I got a beating, why did she hesitate for a moment before throwing a punch? Was she deliberately trying to let me take advantage of her?

Oh? Is that so? Thinking of this, I couldn't help but temporarily forget the pain.

---janeadam

Reply [72]: Chapter Thirty-Five: I was slept with by a female ghost!

I got really badly beaten by Xiaoyuan, and I'm lying on the grass, motionless, staring blankly at the sky...

Xiao Yuan beat me up until I was exhausted, then I lay on the grass, motionless, staring blankly at the sky...

We stared blankly at the same sky... wondering if the sky would be full of stars tonight in the future as well.

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"Xiao Yuan..."

"What? Haven't you had enough of a beating yet?"

"Waaaaah... Can't you be a little gentler with me?"

"That was already very gentle." Xiaoyuan clenched her slightly swollen pink fist.

"Xiao Yuan, shall I sing you a song?"

Do you want to attract wolves?

"It's a very nice song, it's called 'Courage'..."

"Oh? I'd like to hear how many wolves you can summon."

"I'm going to sing now, so don't clap halfway through, it'll disrupt my mood."

"Enough with the nonsense! If you don't sing now, I'll never be able to sing again!"

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(Singing with courage): "...Finally made this decision, I'm going to ride the time machine, just to see you, Xiaoyuan~~ ...I'm willing to go with you to the vast grasslands, I know you're hard to handle~~~"

...My heart has always been silently longing for you, afraid that you might suddenly tell me to die... ...Loving a female ghost requires courage to face the Emperor Wu. With just one seductive glance from you, I'll pounce on you immediately. We both need courage to face a lone man and woman, with not a soul in sight on the grassland. Please don't be too shy; your chastity..."

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"It's a really nice song, but the lyrics are terrible. Actually, you can be quite funny sometimes."

"Xiao Yuan... actually, I come from the future, two thousand years from now..."

"Oh? Hehe, so what are you doing here?"

"I've come to find you, to save you, to let us be together forever."

"Hahahaha..." Xiaoyuan's laughter proved that she didn't believe me at all.

"I know you probably don't believe it, and no one could accept it at first. But I know what's in your heart. You long for true love, and you're even willing to give up your life for it..."

"Ha~" Xiaoyuan's laughter stopped abruptly. She must have been surprised that I understood her inner thoughts. Actually, she told me herself.

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I slowly turned my head to look at her. Was it a coincidence? She was also turning her head to look at me... We stared at each other for a moment, then I looked away and moved my gaze downwards... Hehe... Xiaoyuan's breasts are so obvious even when she's lying flat.

((*^0^*))

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"Who exactly are you??" Xiao Yuan's tone was filled with incredulous curiosity.

"To tell you the truth, I am a deity banished to the mortal realm... Hahaha!... Ouch, that hurts! You hit me again!"

"Not a single word you utter is serious. Is there any god as incompetent as you?"

"Incompetent? Damn it, you haven't even tried!"

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We continued staring blankly at the sky, neither of us able to sleep. I couldn't sleep because there was a beautiful woman next to me, and I was too excited. She couldn't sleep either, probably because there was a handsome man next to her… (Aside: Come on! You probably know the reason better than anyone else. She's afraid to sleep because there's a pervert next to her constantly swallowing his saliva.)

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What a long night! Why is dawn still not here? The tranquil grassland is so serene that it easily stirs up one's imagination...

My eyelids began to droop, and in a daze, I seemed to see a shadow moving in front of me—it was Xiaoyuan! She suddenly rolled onto me. What? Was there another snake? How scary! I dared not move.

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Xiaoyuan slowly leaned down, her loose, flowing hair cascading down like a waterfall, wetting my face… She gently touched my dry lips with her soft lips. What? What an unexpected kiss.

---janeadam

Reply [73]: She separated our lips for a moment, then pressed them together again... Hey! That was so sudden, she didn't even say hello. I didn't even have time to adjust my breathing. It's easy to choke on saliva like that!

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"No!" I finally managed to break free, looking aggrieved, and covered my chest with my hands. "I'm very traditional!"

"So what?" Xiaoyuan said fiercely.

"I'm very traditional, so please let me be on top..."

"No!" I was ruthlessly pushed down.

"I'm a grown man, I want to be on top!"

"No!" He was pressed down again.

"I must be on top..." Suddenly, a gleaming sword was pressed against my neck. "Oh... down... down is not bad either, it's easier to escape during an earthquake..." This domineering woman!

I just got beaten up and I'm badly injured, and now she's pinning me down... 555... It's a bittersweet experience.

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...NOW LOADING...and it's a very long LOADING. (Aside: Hey! It's time to replace your CD drive.)

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The flames of desire gradually died down on the grassland. I took stock of myself—good heavens! This battle was a devastating one. Not only did I exhaust a great deal of my true energy, but I also tore a sleeve, added many red parallel lines to my chest, and crushed a lot of small insects. My sins! May Amitabha Buddha bless me…

Just as I was about to catch my breath, I almost fainted when I saw Xiaoyuan's eyes. Her right eye clearly said "ONCE," and her left eye clearly said "AGAIN." Put them together, it was clearly "ONCE AGAIN." Let's do it again!

...555...Even soccer has a halftime break...

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……NOW LOADING……

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I was so tired. I lay motionless on the grass like mud that had been soaked in water, and soon fell asleep. I even had a dream about Su Wu.

"Wow! Su Wu, are you alright?" I asked with concern.

"Brother Dongfang, I'm in such a terrible state..."

"What's wrong?"

Su Wu didn't answer. I heard a loud rumbling sound behind him—wow! A huge flock of rams was running!

You're herding sheep!

"kindness!"

"But... why do all your sheep look so strange? It's like they're missing something on their butts."

"I cut off all their tails?"

Why? To sell it for money?

"No, don't you think this sounds really unlucky?"

"A sheep's tail?"...

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"Brother Su, don't you feel lonely herding sheep in this freezing weather?"

“Of course I’m lonely, but luckily I have this…” Su Wu took out a large stack of adult magazines from his cloth bag.

Wow! I don't think I've read any of these books.

"Let's watch it together then."

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"I love this short-haired beauty!"

"Wow! Look at that figure, absolutely perfect golden ratio..."

"Ouch, that hurts! Who hit me?"

I woke up with a start, and Xiaoyuan's face appeared before my eyes.

"It's dawn, let's hurry on our way. And..." Xiao Yuan said with a ferocious expression, "If you dare to talk nonsense about what happened last night, I'll kill you!"

I nodded fearfully. Honestly, waking me up so early? At least wait until I borrowed a few books from Su Wu before waking me.

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"Xiao Yuan...hehe..." I sat happily on the horse, hugging her waist, a sweet and blissful smile on my face...

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Two figures appeared in the distance, their presence on the desolate grassland seeming so unusual. They were an old woman and a young boy, both strangely dressed, walking towards us.

---janeadam