My Savage Ghost

My Savage Ghost

Chapter One: Getting Ready to Explore a Tomb!

Ding... The hoarse school bell rang, waking countless sleeping souls. Students began packing their bags, and some were wiping drool from their desks. In short, the classroom was a scene of bustling activity.

Actually, it wasn't just the students who were exhausted; I was also very tired. I sang a monologue for half a day until my throat was dry, and I don't know how many people actually listened. Anyway, they all expected me to highlight the content they needed to memorize a few days before the exam.

Oh right, I almost forgot to introduce myself. My name is Lin Yugui. I'm twenty-five years old. I came to T City a year ago to become a proud middle school history teacher. I'm still unmarried...

However, I already have someone I like, and I'm gathering my courage to confess my feelings to her in the near future, if she hasn't been taken away by someone else yet...

"That's all for today's class, get out of class dismissed..." I was really tired. I had been standing on the podium from the Spring and Autumn Period to the Three Kingdoms Period, and my legs just couldn't take it anymore.

"Teacher! I have a question..." Okay, finally a student asked a question after class. I looked at her with gratitude. It's pitiful for a teacher to go to such lengths.

"Oh? Feel free to ask me any questions..."

"What did Zhou Yu mean by 'Since Heaven gave birth to Yu, why did it also give birth to Liang?'—I'm wondering..."

"Well, this is a problem..." I was about to explain when I suddenly saw the class monitor walk past me. Fine, let him establish his authority among the other students. "Chen! Come here for a second!"

"Is there something you need, teacher?" The class monitor walked over with a suspicious look on his face, and he seemed a little nervous.

"You tell this student what the meaning of 'Why did Heaven create both Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang?'"

"Oh! I thought it was something serious! Listen carefully..." He turned to the other person with confidence. As expected of the class monitor, impressive!

"The saying 'a chicken gave birth to Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang' reveals their tragic origins. Zhou Yu was born of a chicken, while Zhuge Liang's father was a monk! Do you understand?"

"Oh...is that so? It seems that heroes all come from humble backgrounds..."

Oh no! My legs gave way... thud! Later I heard that classmate Chen was the homeroom teacher's nephew, no wonder! It seems this world has truly degenerated... 555... I have such a heart full of concern for the country and its people, but who can understand...

"How was your day?" Geography King asked me in the preparation room.

"Yeah! Sometimes students say things that make you both laugh and cry..."

"It's precisely because they are young and ignorant that they need our guidance. Remember, teachers should never call students stupid..."

You keep spouting pointless, pretentious nonsense. Everyone knows you, the Geography King, love to pick pretty girls to answer questions. You received the fewest gifts from students on Teacher's Day—someone even sent you bullet casings! What's so great about that?! Stop pretending to be so innocent in front of me! You're always trying to be a role model for students, so I can only vent my frustration by cursing you in my heart—it's so satisfying!

A long skirt fluttering... a long skirt fluttering... Wow! My goddess has appeared! I immediately abandoned the Geography King and ignored him completely!

"Teacher Ye!" Damn it, that PE teacher Zhang beat me to it! That bastard, doesn't he worry about scaring away women with his stinky, bumpy body? 5555… I looked at my own body, which coughed incessantly after just a couple of pats on the chest, and my head drooped even lower than a willow branch by the river…

"Teacher Ye... Xixi..." Look at the PE teacher's gorilla-like face, just say what you want to say, stop being so dramatic!

"I...I have two movie tickets, Xixi...it's...Zhang Yimou's Hero. I heard it's super popular, and I had to squeeze through a lot of people to get them...Are you...free?"

Damn! This 1.8-meter-tall man acting all effeminate is giving me a pregnancy reaction! I want to throw up!

"Really?" Teacher Ye Lian's voice is so beautiful; even the most skillfully crafted tongue couldn't match it. Hey! It's naturally melodious! "You're not as good as my friend; she got tickets on premiere day! I've already seen it!"

Suddenly, dark clouds gathered over the sky above Zhang's head, a meter in diameter, and rumbled thunder... His face looked like a kaleidoscope of fragmented images! Haha! Well, serves you right, daring to act before me!

"Is...is that so? I was originally going to show it to you and Teacher Li, what a pity..."

"Oh? It's alright. Teacher Li was upset yesterday that I didn't invite her to go see it together. You probably didn't see it either, right? I'll go tell her you two should go see it together. She'll be jumping for joy! I'm going to find her now!"...

No!! — These two words must be Zhang's inner monologue right now. His head is practically covered in hailstones...

Oh, I forgot to mention, Ms. Li is the oldest single woman in our school, in her late thirties and still unmarried. Why? Don't worry, I'll explain it to you:

Teacher Li's Top Secret X-Files! CAUTION: Please read on an empty stomach. Not suitable for those under 16 years of age or pregnant women. Please destroy immediately after reading, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!

Li Yinhua, female, Han ethnicity, unmarried, 153cm tall, born on Valentine's Day, February 14, 1967, blood type unknown. Hobbies: singing and swimming. Motto: "A scholar dies for one who understands him; a woman adores herself for one who appreciates her!" Idol: Clinton. Distinctive features: buck teeth, shaving head, body odor, and bowlegs… Notable deeds: While karaoke with colleagues, customers from other rooms complained that the establishment prohibited keeping donkeys! While swimming in the summer, she was mistaken for an otter by children, resulting in five swimmers drowning that day, setting a new record for the swimming pool…

---janeadam

Reply [2]: "Sigh..." Looking at Ye Lian's back, I felt so far away from her. She was so smart and beautiful. We were like people from two different worlds. My inferiority complex grew stronger and stronger... 555... such a big fog of inferiority... She looked so distant.

When I got home, I turned on the TV, then took out my diary, opened it, and started writing...

"Dear Diary Brother, I saw her again today, wearing a beautiful pink dress, so pretty! q(*_*)p She's been at our school for two months now, but I still don't have the courage to talk to her. I'm afraid she'll ignore me, and that would be so embarrassing... If God had given me Jerry Yan's looks, Chow Yun-fat's charisma, and Takuya Kimura's charm, maybe... I'd have the courage to pursue her. Don't misunderstand, I'm actually very grateful to you, because thankfully you didn't bestow upon me the looks of a model, the charisma of a stunner, or the charm of a cunning woman..."

"Here's a news report from the city: This afternoon, a farmer in Luojia Village on the outskirts of the city accidentally discovered a sizable ancient tomb while digging a well in front of his house..." I rushed over and turned up the TV volume.

"...According to preliminary expert speculation, this tomb belongs to the Han Dynasty. Judging from

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