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The Husband-Snatching Story by Wuzheng Gongzi
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What if your fiancé gets stolen?
The best way is to grab a better one.
A dark and windy night is the best time to snatch someone.
Tang Shijiu: I've taken a liking to you, boy. Come home with me and be my husband!
Shen Yuntan: Come and take me away! Come and take me away! I'm the perfect husband for home and travel, but unfortunately, I don't know martial arts.
Tianxiu: Come and take me! Come and take me! I'm as beautiful as a flower, as captivating as a fish or a goose, loved by everyone and admired by cars.
Tian Shu: .....
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"Senior sister." The dirty-looking boy looked at the woman in red beside him, somewhat hesitantly, "Is this really okay?"
It was the height of summer, and the scorching sun hung high in the sky, turning the boy's face dark red and the girl in red's face beaded with sweat.
"Shut up, and as soon as the cook comes out, you slip inside!"
"But... but what if he doesn't come out?"
"If he doesn't come out, I'll go in and knock him unconscious! He won't even know who beat him up!"
The boy was still a little worried: "But, what if Master finds out..."
The woman gave him a hard flick on the forehead. "Tian Hou'er, Master said that one should act according to one's nature." She glanced at the dazzling sunlight, bit her lip hard, and said, "If I don't make him ejaculate so badly today that he can't enter the bridal chamber, I, Tang Shijiu, won't be able to quell the deep hatred in my heart!"
Chapter One: Blessing
Spring rain is as precious as oil
Tang Shijiu removed her dark, black-backed sword, stared blankly at the drizzling rain outside the window for a while, then turned to Xu Ziqing beside her with a smile: "Junior brother, you lost again in today's duel." Xu Ziqing stared intently at her, and when she suddenly turned her head, he blushed: "Senior sister's martial arts are too high." Tang Shijiu giggled and moved her face closer. With her coral-like pretty face so close to his, Xu Ziqing's heart skipped a beat.
"Junior brother, you look so cute when you blush."
Everyone on Xiaoyao Mountain knew Tang Shijiu. Her beauty was like a blooming camellia, her bright eyes and soft, red lips like flower petals, making her the dream of every young man on the mountain. However, dreams are just dreams; after all, that massive sword, more than half a man's length long, was far more striking than her graceful figure. As the eldest disciple of Xiaoyao Manor, Tang Shijiu was undefeated throughout the mountain, and no one dared to be disrespectful to this formidable and spirited senior sister. Rather than a secret crush, the feelings hidden in the hearts of her fellow disciples were more accurately described as admiration.
With her beautiful face and agile skills, Tang Shijiu was a god in the hearts of all the fellow disciples on Xiaoyao Mountain.
Xie Dongsheng, the master of Xiaoyao Manor, always sighed. This girl was crazy all day long, with a stubborn and headstrong temper. He wondered who would dare to marry her in the future. Looking at Tang Shijiu's increasingly beautiful face, he sighed again: "Beautiful women have always had tragic fates. Shijiu's life has been bitter enough."
In truth, the children on Xiaoyao Mountain all had tragic fates; they were all orphans, raised by Xie Dongsheng on the mountain, learning martial arts and odd jobs. But Tang Shijiu's fate was the most unfortunate. While the other children at least knew their parents' names, Tang Shijiu didn't even know his own proper surname.
She was picked up by Xie Dongsheng under an old locust tree. It happened to be the ninth day of the tenth lunar month, and there happened to be a large praying mantis crawling on her. So, Xie Dongsheng naturally called her Tang Nineteen.
As Tang Shijiu grew to thirteen, her pers
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