"Does it hurt?" Zhao Ran asked nervously. Would it not hurt if this continued?
If I keep doing this to my arm, it will feel burning and painful.
"It doesn't hurt. Hurry up," Li Yang whispered. He was so comfortable he almost rolled his eyes back.
Although Zhao Ran didn't know why Li Yang was acting this way, she still remembered some things from the book and knew that this meant the boy was having a great time.
She obediently followed Li Yang's instructions and continued to speed up.
"quick……"
Li Yang continued to give instructions.
"But I'm so tired, my arms are sore," Zhao Ran said pitifully.
"Hang in...just a little longer, it'll be over soon..." Li Yang stammered, unable to finish his sentence.
"Black hair is hard to keep, youthful beauty fades easily, life is not like a pine tree. Fame and fortune vanish, like fallen flowers in the wind. Regret kills the unhappiness of youth, the pleasure quarters banish the old man. Princes and nobles, listening to songs of gold thread, love the fragrant medicine early. The true pleasure in the world, after all is said and done, is in the bedroom. Unlike the realm of glory, joy begins and sorrow ends. Enjoying pleasure every day, where swallows sleep soundly, fearing the morning bell. Open your eyes and see the universe covering everything, a grand erotic palace... Have you heard of it? This is the opening phrase of 'The Carnal Prayer Mat'." Li Yang, while enjoying himself, did not forget to educate Zhao Ran on this kind of knowledge.
"Brother Li Yang, you're so mean! Look at this stuff, and you're going to memorize it?" Zhao Ran was also breathing heavily, her nostrils flaring. After all, this kind of mechanical movement was very tiring.
The little girl's attachment to Li Yang was obvious, and she obeyed him completely. She was also extremely curious about this kind of thing.
Li Yang chuckled and said, "Oh, hurry up, it'll be here soon... You don't know, think about it carefully, those monks and eunuchs, don't they all not do this? Aren't they all white-haired and wrinkled by their forties or fifties? They come quickly, but they don't live long either? That's because they lack the balance of yin and yang between men and women. You know? That's why the sages said, 'Food and sex are human nature,' meaning that sex is the same as eating and sleeping, both are indispensable activities for humankind... Oh, hurry up... ah!"
Li Yang let out a low growl and finally unleashed a massive barrage of bullets. It was the first time in his life that a girl had given him a handjob, and the sheer volume of bullets was astonishing.
"Ah... so many! Is this what you call...?" Zhao Ran exclaimed, hurriedly waving his hand and shaking it.
"Shh... Of course, you know quite a lot! Here's a tissue, wipe your hands." Li Yang hurriedly pulled out a tissue and handed it to Zhao Ran so she could wipe her hands, while he leaned back lazily, not wanting to move, feeling a bit tired.
After finishing all that, the movie was only halfway through. All around them were rapid breathing sounds, women's soft moans, and men's heavy panting. Zhao Ran wiped her hands, leaned against Li Yang's chest, wrapped her arms tightly around his waist, and whispered, "Brother Li Yang, am I your girlfriend?"
"Uh... well, sort of." Li Yang had a headache. This girl was really smart; she had to ask at this moment. He had just done *that* with her, so how could he deny it?
"Is that considered it?" the girl asked, somewhat dissatisfied.
"Yes, that's right. Didn't I say that if you get into the No. 1 High School in the city, I'll make you my girlfriend?" Li Yang quickly comforted her.
"And now?" Zhao Ran persisted.
"Obviously. Anyway, you're mine now, it's settled." Li Yang said fiercely, "Damn, Little Ni, you don't know how powerful I am until I unleash my domineering aura."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Ran felt reassured and happily leaned against Li Yang's chest, smiling sweetly as she said, "I'm so happy! I can finally be Brother Li Yang's girlfriend."
"..."
Li Yang was stunned. Sigh, was his charm really that great? Thinking about it carefully, he realized that recently he seemed to have developed ambiguous relationships with several girls, whether he wanted to or not, whether he took the initiative or not. Damn it, and all of these girls seemed to be stunningly beautiful, any one of them could be his girlfriend; they were beauties wherever they went.
Chapter 77: Su Xiaoxiao
Damn, this is such a headache. Which one should I choose? Or should I choose none of them? Or... hehe, should I just take them all down and build a huge harem?
The idea thrilled him. What a tremendous achievement for a man!
"Brother Li Yang, does this count as making love?" the girl suddenly asked in a low voice. Her eyes were watery as she stared at the screen, her whole body burning with heat, and she was inexplicably flustered.
"That doesn't count, let's say half." Li Yang was sweating profusely; this girl's question was truly unanswerable.
"Oh. Will we get pregnant if we do this?" the girl continued to ask.
"Of course not, it's not like that's going into your 'hole,' it won't cause any problems." Li Yang rubbed his head speechlessly. He was just saying how knowledgeable Li Yang was, how could he ask such a childish question?
There was once an extremely ignorant couple. They had been married for several years and hadn't been able to conceive, so they went to the hospital for a checkup. It turned out the wife was still a virgin. The doctor was furious. "Damn it! How can a virgin have a baby? Is she carrying a ghost child?"
It turned out that the two of them thought that sleeping in the same bed would guarantee pregnancy and childbirth! It's truly speechless and heartbreaking!
Li Yang felt the same way at that moment.
Fortunately, the movie was nearing its end at this point. If the little girl had continued asking those questions, he really felt the urge to burst into tears.
call……
It was finally over. As I walked out of the theater, I saw couples behind me. The men were pale and unsteady on their feet, while the women were radiant and graceful, yet they all walked out of the theater as if nothing had happened.
Li Yang and Zhao Ran became the most eye-catching couple. Heh heh, what can you expect when they both look like kids? The men and women in their twenties and thirties all stared at them and chuckled, making Li Yang feel a headache coming on. Zhao Ran, the little girl, didn't even dare to lift her head.
In a fit of rage, Li Yang thought, "Damn it, I'm going all out! I can't let this girl lose face, even if it's my own!" So he made use of the unique ability of his eyes, which were already very bright, and deliberately opened them wide, filled with anger, giving him the look of a fierce Vajra.
Those guys were too embarrassed to look at them anymore and slunk away. Damn it, if you dare look again, I'll write your names on my underwear and fart you to death!
"Shall we go home? It'll be 10 o'clock in a little over ten minutes." As the two walked out of the cinema, Zhao Ran checked the time and said.
Li Yang put his arm around her shoulder and strolled along the dimly lit street. He took a deep breath and smelled a foul odor. Damn, the air quality these days is really not something to be proud of!
"Let's go back. If we don't go back, I think your mom will definitely get angry." Li Yang put his arm around the girl and went back. Now Aunt Qiu lives in the supermarket, and rarely goes back to that small house. So that place has become Zhao Ran's own, and it doesn't feel crowded anymore.
After greeting Aunt Qiu at the supermarket, Li Yang escorted Zhao Ran to her doorstep. As Zhao Ran was about to enter, she turned back and kissed her, then went inside with a grin and closed the door.
Li Yang wiped his cheeks, which were covered in drool. "Damn, but I like it!" he chuckled, then prepared to go home. Although their house was very close to Zhao Ran's, it was still a short walk.
Suddenly, a strong urge to urinate struck. Li Yang looked around and then crept into the entrance of a side alley. Damn, it's perfectly normal to pee on the roadside in the dark. That's what men do! It's convenient for them. He pulled out his penis, peed against the wall, shook it, and then shuddered. Li Yang then grabbed his waistband and headed back.
Suddenly, a person rushed out of the alley, startling Li Yang in the darkness. The alley was inhabited by migrant workers; the conditions were poor, similar to an urban village, making it an ideal place for them to live.
So, the hygiene wasn't exactly impressive, just passable, which is why Li Yang peed there, right?
"Who?" Li Yang growled. Damn, that's exactly the kind of thief who cries "stop thief!" to scare people. Otherwise, people would pounce on you and question your manners for urinating and defecating in public.