Li Yang rolled his eyes at him. Is it strange that I come to evening self-study? I'm a good student!
Sit down in your seat and lean forward.
"Boss, look, everyone's watching you. You've been the star student in our class lately, blatantly skipping class, and the teachers don't even dare to investigate. Even Huang Laogou is turning a blind eye. This is too strange! Is there something going on?" Gao Cheng turned around and stared at Li Yang, pressing him for answers.
"Screw the inside story! How far have you and that Xiao Hong gotten together?" Of course, Li Yang wouldn't tell him the truth, and instead used a diversionary tactic.
"Oh, you mean her? She's fully armed 24/7, I have no way to get to her!" Gao Cheng immediately gave up and slunk away.
"Look at you, so pathetic! You've gone from a ragtag bunch to a shameless scoundrel! Women get scared when you act like a scoundrel. Women like to be teased, don't you understand?" Li Yang looked at Gao Cheng with disdain, as if he were disappointed in him.
"Boss, is what you said true?" Gao Cheng's eyes lit up with excitement.
“Nonsense. This has been proven by experiments; there are many famous examples of this in China over thousands of years,” Li Yang said.
"There are many more cases? I've never heard of a single one in thousands of years!" Gao Cheng asked, puzzled.
"Alright, I'll tell you then. The White Snake Lady deliberately made it rain to trick Xu Xian out of his umbrella; Zhu Yingtai pretended to be crazy and flirted with Liang Shanbo during their eighteen farewell ceremonies; the Seventh Fairy blocked Dong Yong's path; the Cowherd took the Weaver Girl's clothes while she was bathing... These stories tell us: the beginning of a great love story always requires someone to be a rogue first! Do you understand?" Li Yang casually picked out a highly representative and well-known epic love story.
Gao Cheng's eyes lit up with excitement. He grabbed Li Yang's arm and became so excited that he couldn't speak coherently.
Li Yang shook off his hand and said earnestly, "However, I advise you not to do that, the consequences will be very serious."
"Consequences? What consequences?" Gao Cheng was completely captivated by these dramatic, ecstatic love stories. The more he thought about Li Yang's words, the more they made sense. He wondered if he should also try to be a little lewd with Cheng Xiaohong.
“Their fates were all terrible!” Li Yang smiled, a smirk playing on his lips.
Indeed, Lady White Snake was imprisoned in Leifeng Pagoda for eighteen years, and Xu Xian spent eighteen years in seclusion with a Buddhist lamp. Zhu Yingtai suffered even more, both dying and being reincarnated as winged beings. The Seventh Fairy, Dong Yong, and the Cowherd and Weaver Girl were all subjected to agonizing torment by Heaven, ultimately lingering on in a state of barely surviving.
None of them had a good ending.
Gao Cheng's face turned pale, his expression changed several times, and then he suddenly stopped talking. He turned back and stared blankly at the table, lost in thought.
Hehe, isn't my brother's ability to make things up amazing? Well, what can I do? My brain has such a huge capacity! There are no limits to its potential.
Chapter 130: I'll feed you the noodles.
Gao Cheng stopped bothering Li Yang, and Li Yang took out his phone to bother Zhao Lihua. He hadn't seen this girl for a day or two and missed her terribly.
"Hey little girl, what are you doing? Missing your brother?"
After a long while, they finally replied.
"No."
Damn, so clean, tidy, and convenient. Li Yang felt a bit of a headache.
"I accomplished something big today, in a good mood. Let me treat you to dinner tomorrow, I'll make you some noodles." Li Yang replied with a wicked smile, subtly implying something vulgar.
“I don’t like noodles.” Zhao Lihua, as expected, didn’t understand. This gave Li Yang a great sense of accomplishment. He decided to keep replying.
"Then you cook the noodles for me!"
"I can't cook!"
"Just open your mouth."
"What do you mean?"
"Oh, it's nothing. Do you like sausages? You know, the kind that looks like that sticky thing."
"Go to hell! You damned scoundrel!"
"Hahaha... Abbess, you're exactly my type. Don't even think about escaping my grasp!"
"Shameless..."
"Really, I'll treat you to lunch tomorrow. You can choose any restaurant."
"No time. I'm going home for dinner tomorrow."
Do you have a pass to leave the house?
"No."
"Climb over the wall to get out?"
"Go outside. That's how you climb over the wall!"
"The security guard doesn't care?"
"He never cares about me."
"Those evil second-generation officials!"
"Let's do it another day, when I have time."
"Okay, hehe, I love the sun the most!"
"What does it have to do with the sun?"
What is another name for the sun?
"...Shameless...scoundrel..."
...
The flirtatious and suggestive text messages between the two finally came to an end, urged on by the school bell.