They are extremely grateful to their current boss, and almost regard Li Yang as their second parent.
"Hello, Brother Cheng!" Tie Dan greeted.
Chapter 188: Guys, let's go!
"Brother Cheng, hello!" The Thirteen Protectors immediately shouted in unison, their voices so loud that the rooftops were practically buzzing.
Gao Cheng trembled with excitement, his face flushed red with excitement, as if he had been injected with chicken blood. This was the first time in his life that someone had called him "Big Brother" so respectfully. All his pride and dignity were praised and stimulated.
"Okay, okay, okay, from now on we're brothers, all following our leader towards a bright future. My name is Gao Cheng, and I'm your brother now!" Gao Cheng was so excited he was almost incoherent, but at least he managed to say something coherent, without embarrassing himself.
"Alright, brothers, you've been training really hard lately, and I'm very happy to see that. Tie Dan, go and treat A Cheng's external injuries first. Later, we'll go out for barbecue, beer, and a sauna!" Li Yang said with a wave of his hand, full of heroic spirit.
"OK--"
The Thirteen Protectors immediately shouted excitedly. For them, drinking beer and eating barbecue was one of life's greatest pleasures. Li Yang also liked that atmosphere and feeling; it was full of local flavor and very authentic.
Moreover, the people they hang out with simply enjoy that kind of lifestyle. Besides, they're not exactly known for their good food, so being able to eat barbecue, drink beer, and go to a sauna is like a dream come true for them.
Gao Cheng's eyes lit up when he heard this. This virgin had always dreamed of becoming a real tough man, but unfortunately he never had the chance. At most, Xiao Hong could have some intimate contact with him, but it was absolutely impossible for them to become one.
So much so that when Tie Dan excitedly treated his wounds and bruises, he didn't feel anything at all, and didn't shout or make a sound.
The Thirteen Protectors secretly gave him a thumbs up, genuinely believing that this Brother Cheng was a tough guy, a true hero. Only Li Yang knew his true background, rolled his eyes, and gave a disdainful smile, thinking, "Can you please stop embarrassing me?"
"Alright, Big Brother!" Tie Dan said after treating Gao Cheng's wounds. He was the eldest of the Thirteen Protectors, and also the most skilled in martial arts. After all, he had a solid foundation in martial arts, loved practicing, and had a great aptitude for it.
He was also the least injured, often taking care of the other twelve bodyguards, and was extremely skilled at treating sprains and bruises. That's why Gao Cheng was treated so quickly and efficiently by him.
"Alright, get in the car, let's go!" Li Yang waved his hand and strode out. The Thirteen Bodyguards filed out and followed Li Yang out of the training room.
Three cars roared off, heading straight for the nearby food street. Outside, the streetlights were already bright, and although it was early winter, the wind was biting and there was a chill in the air.
However, the hot-blooded and passionate crowd felt no chill at all.
Upon arrival, a dozen or so people jumped out of the car, startling the owner who initially thought they were being robbed and extorted for protection money.
Knowing they were there to support the business, the boss immediately put on a big smile and hurriedly sent his middle-aged wife, whose large breasts sagged down to her waistband, to greet them.
Seeing the proprietress, her face plastered with half a pound of powder, flaunting her sex appeal, Li Yang almost vomited. He quickly waved her away. His dozen or so buddies ordered over a dozen cases of beer and bought up almost all the lamb skewers and other skewers in the vicinity. This left many nearby barbecue lovers unable to buy any, causing them considerable resentment. However, seeing the burly men and their overwhelming numbers, they dared not speak out and swallowed their anger.
Tie Dan and his gang were incredibly excited. It was the first time they'd ever felt so generous and prestigious. They were the ones bullying others, not the other way around. It was fucking awesome!
"Boss, stir-fried pork kidneys, as many as you want, the spicier the better!" Gao Cheng, knowing they were going to a sauna, shouted excitedly, wanting to eat well and replenish his energy so he could have a blast later.
"Tie Dan, do you want some too?" Li Yang chuckled.
"Big brother, we're still minors!" Tie Dan smiled sheepishly. The other twelve bodyguards also stammered, feeling embarrassed.
"Damn it, what utter nonsense! Many emperors in ancient times lost their virginity at thirteen. Who among you isn't fifteen? Those under fifteen, go home and hug your pillows tonight. Those over fifteen, go have sex!" Li Yang raised an eyebrow and said loudly.
Immediately, all thirteen bodyguards shook their heads, shouting that they were over fifteen years old and wouldn't go home to hug their pillows.
"Damn, that's more like it! If you hang out with me, Li Yang, you'll not only bully others, but you'll also never back down or act weak anywhere. Plus, you'll drive the best cars and have the best sex! Got it?" Li Yang said proudly, raising his beer.
"Understood!" the crowd responded in unison.
"Cheers!" Li Yang grabbed a bottle of Yanjing beer and downed it in one gulp. The Thirteen Bodyguards, including Gao Cheng, followed suit, chugging their own downs without a word. The meal nearly wiped out the small boss's entire stock, and they even borrowed some more from other places. The boss was so happy he almost wanted to offer up his wife for everyone to enjoy!
"Alright, we've eaten and drunk our fill, time to get cooking, brothers, Xiaotangshan!" Li Yang finished his business, waved his hand, and everyone quickly got into the car and headed straight for the Xiaotangshan Sauna Center.
Xiaotangshan is a well-known sauna and bath center, known for its beautiful, skilled, and excellent service girls—all young and vibrant women, a veritable paradise for men. Three cars roared in and screeched to a halt at the entrance of Xiaotangshan. A dozen or so dashing young men jumped out and marched in a long line towards the gate. The security guards and service girls at the entrance were quite startled, but seeing their excited expressions, flushed faces, and lustful looks, they realized they weren't there to cause trouble, but rather to have some fun!
The security guard, clutching his penis, breathed a sigh of relief. Damn, if someone came to cause trouble, they'd definitely faint and die. He still gets chills thinking about that last time someone gave him a groin kick.
The hostesses, their cheongsams slit low, stretched out their thighs, posing for the Thirteen Protectors. Under the lights, their fair and delicate skin was dazzling. The Thirteen Protectors, each a virile young man, immediately widened their eyes, nosebleeds, and their genitals hardened.
Li Yang was also thoroughly enjoying himself and quite excited. But he wasn't the boss, and besides, none of those vulgar girls were even worthy of carrying his confidante's shoes.
"Go away, what are you showing off for? I don't care about your looks! Stop messing with my brothers! Make way!" Li Yang shoved the hostesses aside. Damn it, you guys aren't selling yourselves, you just know how to flirt. Do you think my brothers are all idiots who are rich and easy to bully?
After this brief delay, the owner of Xiaotangshan had already rushed out, greeting them with a big smile. The head of the team was a pretty and clean middle-aged woman, still charming and showing no signs of being a prostitute. However, she was a genuine madam and had once been one of Xiaotangshan's top senior technicians.
"Brothers, follow me upstairs." The eldest sister led the way, swaying her plump, round buttocks. The way she wiggled and swayed made everyone's blood boil and their mouths water.
Chapter 189: My Heart Itches
"Brother? I'm old enough to call you grandma, how dare you say that?" Li Yang stepped forward and grabbed the woman's butt, saying, "You'd better treat my brother well, bring out the best girls."
"How annoying! Of course I know, I won't treat you brothers unfairly!" The leader gave Li Yang a charming glare, glanced at the Thirteen Protectors with a flirtatious look, and said in a sweet voice.
The group hurried upstairs, their footsteps making a deep, resounding thud as they climbed the stairs, their momentum astounding.
"Girls, come out and greet our guests... all virgins—" The gang leader stepped out of the stairwell and immediately screamed at the top of her lungs.
"What? Childhood beer? Holy crap, old brewers like that..."
"Damn it, there's also Tong Ji..."
"Big sister, you're just trying to fool people again, aren't you..."
In a short while, dozens of scantily clad women with large breasts and buttocks rushed out of the various rooms, each striking a seductive pose, winking at the crowd, and showing off their chests and thighs.
"Damn it, who said we're virgins? We're all veterans of the battlefield, seasoned soldiers! Brothers, isn't that right?" Iron Bullet, his face flushed red from the boss's words, stood up and shouted, clearly unconvinced.
The other gangsters immediately cheered and showed their support.
Li Yang chuckled as he watched, then grabbed the woman's slender waist and held her tightly in his arms, preventing her from struggling free.